To Alikaahra, From Fala

[Anonymous]

Subject: Hello, my pretty. >D

To: Alikaahra Ipfeiyi <alikaahra_ipfeiyi@rotemail.com>
From: Fala Mauburin <Fighting_Awful_Lose rs_Always@rotemail.com>

So, I hear you're my new Candidate! Greetings. Name's Fala. I'm your mentor. >3

Welcome to Hell. >3 I'll be your host for this lovely event.

While I'm not going to smash in your legs with a sledgehammer like some of the other Pilots do, I'm sure as hell not going to go easy on you, either. Understand? You're my first Candidate, and it looks bad for both you and me if I get a freaking idiot for my first.

Then again, it's your ass if you don't make it. I'll just get another Candidate, and start from square one, so to speak.

If you've got a pr0n stash, leave it on my desk. You won't be needing it, and if I catch you with any, I'll break your fingers. You need to focus on your studies, first and foremost, then on defending yourself on those random times when I feel like kicking the living daylights out of something.

Relax. I'm not going to mentally rape you in your sleep, like some of the other Pilots.

Just make sure to listen up, and know how to make a good cup of coffee, and we'll be good to go.

Awaiting your response,

Fala.

[Anonymous]

Subject: Re: Hello, my pretty. >D

To: Fala Mauburin <Fighting_Awful_Lose rs_Always@rotemail.com>
From: Alikaahra Ipfeiyi <alikaahra_ipfeiyi@rotemail.com>

I'm glad to have such an... enthusiastic Pilot for a mentor.

As I'm sure you've heard, I am Alikaahra Ipfeiyi, and I expect no special treatment from you. I assure you that I will not disappoint you, and prove to be just as able, if not more so, than any of these other neophytes.

I have no such stash; rather, I am quite capable of finding a partner when the urge strikes me. However, I have every intention of studying diligently and remaining vigilant in case of an attack... friendly or otherwise.

Have no fear. Ms. Fala. My coffee is peerless in its excellence, [strike:3attmd7r]much like myself.[/strike:3attmd7r]

Sincerely,

Alik

[Anonymous]

Subject: Re: Hello, my pretty. >D

To: Alikaahra Ipfeiyi <alikaahra_ipfeiyi@rotemail.com>
From: Fala Mauburin <Fighting_Awful_Lose rs_Always@rotemail.com>

Well, it's a first. I figure might as well be excited at every first. I was during first drink, first screw, first Piloting mission, and figured that this would be the last step. Goodie. >3

...Hm! That's good to hear. Last thing I need is you focusing in on a porn stash for hours when a quickie would get the job done much faster. >3

I think we'll get along just fine. Good for the both of us, methinks. Abuse gets real tiring, after a while, and I didn't want to spend too much time wailing on you- last thing I need is to be tired when another Pilot decides to mess with me in the halls.  :roll:

Ooh, wonderful, a barista! This'll be--

...Oh, great. A smartass. Well, at least you'll keep me on my toes.

Well, Alik, you've made quite the good first impression! Hope you live up to that in person.

Look forward to meeting ya. >3

-Fala

[Anonymous]

Subject: Re: Hello, my pretty. >D

To: Alikaahra Ipfeiyi <alikaahra_ipfeiyi@rotemail.com>
From: Fala Mauburin <Fighting_Awful_Lose rs_Always@rotemail.com>

Hey, kid. I hear there's a Candidate party. The gorgon's hosting, I think. It's all they freaking think about, I swear.

You should go, methinks. Party hardy. Drink like a fish.

When is it, though?

Let me know when, kiddo, or you're still going to get tested on those pressure points. >3

-Fala

[Anonymous]

Subject: Re: Hello, my pretty. >D

To: Fala Mauburin <Fighting_Awful_Lose rs_Always@rotemail.com>
From: Alikaahra Ipfeiyi <alikaahra_ipfeiyi@rotemail.com>

I just noticed... you get a personalized email address. ._. Is that one of those perks to being a Pilot?

I wouldn't contemplate not going! What a wonderful opportunity to meet my fellow candidates, get them drunk and learn their [strike:2dvqg2v6]fetishes[/strike:2dvqg2v6] [strike:2dvqg2v6]measurements[/strike:2dvqg2v6] weaknesses! Not to mention knock a few [strike:2dvqg2v6]up[/strike:2dvqg2v6] back myself.  c: (Don't worry, I'll play safely...)

Oh, but why should I risk my reputation among my peers by telling you when it is? Being the teacher's pet is never a good thing, you know...

-Alik

[Anonymous]

Subject: Re: Hello, my pretty. >D

To: Alikaahra Ipfeiyi <alikaahra_ipfeiyi@rotemail.com>
From: Fala Mauburin <Fighting_Awful_Lose rs_Always@rotemail.com>

Yeah. Fancied an acronym, and was feeling a little bit angry that day, but now I can't frickin' change it. Oh, well. Works well enough, I guess.

You may get one, someday. :3 [strike:6peb5mw3]Though screwing your way up the top isn't too recommended...[/strike:6peb5mw3]

Hahahaha! Have at it, kiddo. Have a beer for me, will ya?

Pssh, like I care? It's for your ass, not mine.

You don't fancy telling me, then I'll fancy giving you a test every damn day until I hear that the party's been over for a week or so. >3 Prefer that?

-Fala

[Anonymous]

Subject: Re: Hello, my pretty. >D

To: Fala Mauburin <Fighting_Awful_Lose rs_Always@rotemail.com>
From: Alikaahra Ipfeiyi <alikaahra_ipfeiyi@rotemail.com>

I have a long name~ Acronyms are hard. But that's the fun way!

Oh, of course. And fine~ but only since you seem to be the type that wouldn't kill the mood. <3 The email says it's tomorrow. Since you have infinitely more access to outside than any of the Candidates, you ought to be able to find some very exotic drinks to bring along...

-Alik <3