Author Topic: The crown Jewel of poor planning [DaGlobster!] (Read 33896 times)

Rhi-Rhi · « **Reply #80 on:** September 17, 2015, 02:00:12 pm »

"Pretty sure this is the best s'more I've had in my life," Jewel said. "Burnt tongue and all!"

She blew on the s'more, cooling it, then took another bite and closed her eyes, letting out a small moan of pleasure. "I'm gonna fucking eat myself fat."

Daglobster · « **Reply #81 on:** September 17, 2015, 02:07:55 pm »

Jesse nodded, and took another bite.

"Anyways! Video games. Just pick out one you like," Jesse said, and he stood up. He fetched his lava lamp bong, and set it on the table so he could load it.

Rhi-Rhi · « **Reply #82 on:** September 17, 2015, 02:22:17 pm »

Jewel licked chocolate and marshmallow from her fingers, then slid off he loveseat and crawled in front of the TV. "You got it, cap!" she said with a salute, before she started to dig around in his games.

She finally settled on a brawler, and loaded it into the console. "Uber Thrash Brothers it is!" she said, and tossed Jesse a controller.

Daglobster · « **Reply #83 on:** September 17, 2015, 04:17:45 pm »

[These game names XD Let's do that shit for the characters, too!]

"Hah! You're toast," Jesse said, grinning confidently as he caught the controller. He booted up the console from the controller, and slouched back a bit. He put the controller, leaving the startup and fight select to Jewel while he loaded the bong.

Rhi-Rhi · « **Reply #84 on:** September 17, 2015, 04:29:30 pm »

[HELL YEAH! xD]

Taking up her own controller, Jewel sat back down on the loveseat. She selected one of the dynamic levels that was modeled after your typical Super Maria Sisters level, and when it came to the character select screen, she chose Shriek. She liked the ninja/assassin/crossdresser thing that character had going on.

"Choose your weapon, dude," she said, and popped a square of chocolate into her mouth.

Daglobster · « **Reply #85 on:** September 17, 2015, 05:44:26 pm »

Jesse finished loading the bong, and he stopped what he was doing to select a character. He chose Major Hawk, the lightning-wielding racecar driver. He grinned, and turned his head away from her.

"Turnpike, S'more!"

Immediately, Jesse's ball-shaped spider robot hopped up onto the table, and started preparing a s'more for him.

He got comfortable, and waited for the match to start.

Rhi-Rhi · « **Reply #86 on:** September 17, 2015, 05:49:43 pm »

"Oh, oh! Me too! S'more for me, too, Turnpike!" Jewel said, not taking her eyes off the screen as the level loaded and then counted down from three.

3...

2...

1...

THRASH!

Immediately, she sent Shriek at Major Hawk, doing those low, ducking kicks that pissed her competitors off time and time again.

Daglobster · « **Reply #87 on:** September 17, 2015, 05:53:18 pm »

He knew it!

As soon as she saw a Shriek player come at him like that, he knew what was gonna happen!

He jumped up above the reach of her feet, and immediately launched Major Hawk's downwards Hawk Kick, countering her blow.

Rhi-Rhi · « **Reply #88 on:** September 17, 2015, 06:12:53 pm »

"Ow," Jewel said, as though she was the one getting battered! She phased Shiek out and up, then came down atop Major Hawk from behind with a volley of kicks and punches.

Daglobster · « **Reply #89 on:** September 17, 2015, 06:29:45 pm »

Jesse spun Major Hawk around, throwing up a barrier to block Shriek's combo. He dropped it too early, though, and found himself struck with the last hit. He bounced back in with the Hawk uppercut. if he hit, he'd launch her into the air, and follow up with a kick to slam her back down to the ground.

Rhi-Rhi · « **Reply #90 on:** September 17, 2015, 06:35:42 pm »

"Aw, maaan," Jewel said as yup, Shriek was launched into the air and beaten back down. Maaaybe she should have picked a different game! Remembering Shriek's combos while high off her ass was not working out for her so hot!

However, it was the Super Maria Sisters world, and soon it spawned a flashing star.

"MINE!" Jewel shouted, and physically shoved Jesse off the loveseat as a distraction so she could nab the power up.

Daglobster · « **Reply #91 on:** September 17, 2015, 06:43:24 pm »

Jesse managed to stay on, thanks to his superior strength, and he actually shoved her back and attack, trying to bring down Shriek with a jumping knee strike.

Rhi-Rhi · « **Reply #92 on:** September 17, 2015, 06:46:30 pm »

...Welp.

Not only was Jesse taller, but Jewel was, quite honestly, a self-professed wuss. Strength-wise, that is! She didn't weight much, either, despite her height, and since she had no time to brace for it (and because she was high as fuck), Jesse's shove toppled her off the loveseat.

She fell onto the floor and dissolved into laughter, helpless to defend Shriek against Major Hawk's attacks.

Daglobster · « **Reply #93 on:** September 17, 2015, 06:56:55 pm »

Jesse laughed as well, and he leaned over and put his hand on her shoulder. As for the game, he only hit the defenseless Shriek a few times (hey, gotta get something out of it!) before turning his attention to Jewel.

"You alright? Oh my god, that too funny!"

Rhi-Rhi · « **Reply #94 on:** September 17, 2015, 10:05:42 pm »

"Pfffhaha, I'm fiiiine!" Jewel giggled, something she'd never admit to doing, her face flushed with laughter. She grabbed at his hand and used her grip on him to haul herself back onto the loveseat, before she looked at the TV.

And snorted.

"You didn't murder me! Man. I would've murdered me," she said, and unleashed a quick combo on him.

Daglobster · « **Reply #95 on:** September 18, 2015, 04:27:00 am »

"Well, it wouldn't be proper of me to hit a lady while she was down," Jesse said. He tried to judge out of the way, but he misjudged Shriek's combo and found himself the victim of her punishing combo. When it was over, Jesse cartwheeled Major Hawk backwards and caught a freshly spawned plasma sword.

Jesse put his hat up, and grinned.

Rhi-Rhi · « **Reply #96 on:** September 18, 2015, 10:33:42 am »

"...Aw, shit," Jewel said when he got the plasma sword, and considering he was playing Major Hawk, she knew what was coming!

But unlike him, she was not opposed to cheating. Half the fun of playing this dumb game with her friends had always been the physical sabotage that broke out during matches!

She charged Shriek his way, tossed some grenades at him before leaping up--and at the same time, Jewel rose up and plopped her ass in Jesse's lap so her head and shoulders blocked his view of the TV.

And then she went to town on Major Hawk. "Oh, I'm sorry, am I in your way? Too bad!"

Daglobster · « **Reply #97 on:** September 18, 2015, 10:49:58 am »

"Hey!" Jesse said, controller fumbled and vision obscured. By the sounds on the TV, though, he knew he was getting worked, and frantically, he tried to peer over Jewel's shoulder as she wriggled around.

Looping his arms around her belly, he regained some form of control, enough to put up a defense, but he was on the verge of losing one of his lives. So, he had to return the sabotage in kind!

He spun about, lying down across the couch so he could look sideways at the TV without having to worry about Jewel being in the way. Of course, that left her sprawling on top of him, in a position that frankly, could have looked pretty risque' to an outside observer.

He thrashed around to try and disorient her, even as he moved in for a series of punches, followed by a sword slash and horizontal Hawk Kick.

Rhi-Rhi · « **Reply #98 on:** September 18, 2015, 10:58:45 am »

"Ack!"

Jesse spun and laid down, and Jewel pitched forward and fell on top of him, her face planting into his chest. But she wasn't even thinking about how risque it looked--she was too aware of the grunts coming from Shriek and the vibrating of her controller, which meant she was getting punished.

And then, the telltale sound of her getting knocked off the screen and out of one life.

"Fuck!" Jewel laughed, and pushed herself up onto her knees, which left her straddling Jesse's hips. She respawned, and quickly vanished to avoid whatever hit Major Hawk was no doubt prepping, then cartwheeled over him to come down from above. "I'll getcha this time! You just cheated!"

Daglobster · « **Reply #99 on:** September 18, 2015, 11:03:51 am »

"Y'all just miffed that I cheat better!"

Unfortunately, he wasn't fast enough to counter the hit that Shriek delivered, as she was currently enjoying the benefits of that post-respawn invulnerability! Major Hawk went careening off the stage, but...

Not out of the fight yet!

"Come on, come on!"

Major Hawke reappeared at the edge of the screen, falling towards the stage's edge. Jesse was going for the recover.