Author Topic: Daily Fortune Cookie! (Read 3824 times)

shinigamikitsune · « **Reply #20 on:** June 26, 2009, 12:35:19 am »

Daily Fortune

- If life gives you lemons, ask for tequila and salt... then find a few friends to do body shots with. Like is more fun when it's a party.

~Smash Cat

shinigamikitsune · « **Reply #21 on:** June 27, 2009, 01:20:50 am »

Daily Fortune

- Always remember, "no glove, no love." ..... with the amount of std's being passed around as though they were candy, one can never be too sure.

~ Smash Cat

shinigamikitsune · « **Reply #22 on:** June 28, 2009, 05:27:53 pm »

Daily Fortune

- Beware of baby dragons. For they think you are crunchy and would taste good with catsup.

~Smash Cat

Anonymous · « **Reply #23 on:** June 28, 2009, 07:00:37 pm »

Aww, Baby Dragons are adorable and cuddly and follow you around like a baby duckling.

It's a specific type of dragon that would eat you.

Like the ones here.

- Seiteki

shinigamikitsune · « **Reply #24 on:** June 29, 2009, 10:07:11 pm »

Daily Fortune

- When in doubt, blame it on a candidate.... it'll help them grow!

~Smash Cat

shinigamikitsune · « **Reply #25 on:** June 30, 2009, 08:41:48 pm »

Daily Fortune

- Once you've had Dragon, you'll never be braggin. ^.-

~Smast Cat

shinigamikitsune · « **Reply #26 on:** July 01, 2009, 05:22:10 pm »

Daily Fortune

- Life is short. Play naked!

~Smash Cat

shinigamikitsune · « **Reply #27 on:** July 02, 2009, 10:58:04 pm »

Daily Fortune

- There are four things to need to ask when you meet Mr. or Miss. Right-for-You:
1. Are you single? (if the answer is no, then walk away)
2. Are you gay/straight? (depending on your preference. if the answer is not what you're looking for, then walk away)
3. Do you work? (once again, if the answer is no, walk away... nobody likes a mooch)
4. This one isn't a question, but an action. If they've made it this far, then kiss them. If it doesn't rock your socks, then walk away and start over again from the top with another person.

~Smash Cat

shinigamikitsune · « **Reply #28 on:** July 03, 2009, 08:14:30 pm »

Dailt Fortune

- Close only counts in horse shoes, hand grenades, and marriage... out of those three, marriage is the most exspensive one no matter if you win or loose.

~Smash Cat

shinigamikitsune · « **Reply #29 on:** July 04, 2009, 06:41:56 pm »

Daily Fortune

- If you can't say something nice find something else to occupy your mouth with.

~Smash Cat

Anonymous · « **Reply #30 on:** July 05, 2009, 03:09:44 pm »

Ho Damn. I like that one.

-Jermi T.-

Rhi-Rhi · « **Reply #31 on:** July 05, 2009, 03:32:53 pm »

Like eating pie.

~ Gabriel

Anonymous · « **Reply #32 on:** July 05, 2009, 03:43:33 pm »

Sure that's exactly what I was thinking.
>.>
-J.Tortes-

Rhi-Rhi · « **Reply #33 on:** July 05, 2009, 03:51:22 pm »

What were YOU thinking? :|

~ Gabriel

Anonymous · « **Reply #34 on:** July 05, 2009, 04:28:08 pm »

... no one is that repressed. Use your imagination. What could Tortes possibly be thinking of?

Well, aside from 'Livos Sulo, obviously.'

Reading this ridiculous blog could be good for you, Gabe. Teach you to think dirty. Mind, it won't teach you proper typing skillz or spelling...

-Liv

Rhi-Rhi · « **Reply #35 on:** July 05, 2009, 04:35:06 pm »

rofl, I just wanted to see if he'd say it! :mrgreen:

wat r u taklin bout i typ jus fien :| srsly

i wan reel fortunz thes 1s r laym

~ Gabriel

Anonymous · « **Reply #36 on:** July 05, 2009, 06:48:33 pm »

Ow my brain.

-Satori C.-

shinigamikitsune · « **Reply #37 on:** July 05, 2009, 09:38:42 pm »

Jeremi, glad you liked it.

Gabbers... stop with the 133T before I come over there and show you exactly what I meant by that, whether you like it or not.

Daily Fortune

- Do not go gentle into that good night... make sure there is lots of sweating, scratching, biting and loud moaning...... Liv, I'll see you later tonight. ^.^

~Smash Cat

Rhi-Rhi · « **Reply #38 on:** July 05, 2009, 09:48:28 pm »

-___- You threatening me, Smooshy?

And...wtf.

~ Gabriel

shinigamikitsune · « **Reply #39 on:** July 05, 2009, 10:00:24 pm »

That's not a threat, Gabby love, that's a promise. ^.^

~Smash Cat

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