Author Topic: Daily Fortune Cookie! (Read 3826 times)

shinigamikitsune · « **on:** June 18, 2009, 10:52:51 pm »

Since we all need a little something that's uselessly amusing to help fill the monotony of our days, here is your Daily Fortune Cookie.

You don't need to wear a collar to be the teacher's pet... but it helps.

~Smash Cat

shinigamikitsune · « **Reply #1 on:** June 19, 2009, 08:11:04 pm »

Daily Fortune.

- Sharing is a nice gesture.... Stupid, but nice.

~Smash Cat

shinigamikitsune · « **Reply #2 on:** June 21, 2009, 01:21:26 am »

Daily Fortune

- Never dismiss the quiet ones... for they are usually the loudest in bed.

~Smash Cat

shinigamikitsune · « **Reply #3 on:** June 22, 2009, 04:17:58 pm »

Daily Fortune

- Remember, sex is always the answer.

~Smash Cat

Anonymous · « **Reply #4 on:** June 22, 2009, 05:28:55 pm »

Haha Well then.

-Satori C.-

shinigamikitsune · « **Reply #5 on:** June 23, 2009, 01:52:31 am »

It's completely true. Use that answer the next time you've been asked something.

Daily Fortune

- You can't fight evil with a maccaroni duck... or a puppet.

~Smash Cat

shinigamikitsune · « **Reply #6 on:** June 24, 2009, 01:42:09 am »

Daily Fortune

- You will soon receive a letter from a long lost friend..... though if there's no return address on it, it's probably from a Gospel... so don't open it, cause it's poison.

~Smash Cat

shinigamikitsune · « **Reply #7 on:** June 24, 2009, 11:34:35 pm »

Daily Fortune

- Do onto others as you would have them do onto you... now come over here so I can remove your cloths and feel you up.

~Smash Cat

Anonymous · « **Reply #8 on:** June 24, 2009, 11:58:22 pm »

Stop. Just stop. You're embarrassing yourself and anyone who's ever associated with you.

-Liv

shinigamikitsune · « **Reply #9 on:** June 25, 2009, 12:01:21 am »

Awe sweetie. You're just jealous that you didn't think of this first.

~Smash Cat

Anonymous · « **Reply #10 on:** June 25, 2009, 12:11:05 am »

Ha ha.

No.

I just thought I would let you know how idiotic it looks. Keep on keeping on, chum.

-Liv

Anonymous · « **Reply #11 on:** June 25, 2009, 12:14:43 am »

I think it's cute.

Someone needs to do something here that isn't negative, Liv.

- Seiteki

shinigamikitsune · « **Reply #12 on:** June 25, 2009, 12:18:25 am »

Ah the green eyed monster raises it's jealous head once again. Or maybe you just need to get yourself laid, Liv.

Thank you Sei-girl. ^.^

~Smash Cat

Anonymous · « **Reply #13 on:** June 25, 2009, 12:23:32 am »

*headdesk*

-Liv

Anonymous · « **Reply #14 on:** June 25, 2009, 10:26:47 am »

Love it.

-Bryn

Rhi-Rhi · « **Reply #15 on:** June 25, 2009, 11:38:30 am »

Quote from: "Smash Cat"

Ah the green eyed monster raises it's jealous head once again.

Keeping with the spirit of the thread, shouldn't that be the 'one-eyed purple-headed' monster?

- Keziah F.

shinigamikitsune · « **Reply #16 on:** June 25, 2009, 03:00:29 pm »

The green eyed monster refers to jealousy, while the one-eyed purple-headed monster refers to sexual deviants and such.... Which I suppose that Liv could fit into both categories.

~Smash Cat

Anonymous · « **Reply #17 on:** June 25, 2009, 03:24:18 pm »

Still talking about me, huh? ^^

-Liv

shinigamikitsune · « **Reply #18 on:** June 25, 2009, 03:49:14 pm »

Oh of course. You know I only have eyes for you, Liv baby.

~Smash Cat

Anonymous · « **Reply #19 on:** June 25, 2009, 06:18:15 pm »

What a coincidence, so do I.

-Liv

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