Haya! Just flew in... and BOY are my arms tired!
Oh, not too funny? Tough crowd, tough crowd...
Oh, you wanna hear a little about me? Alright... I was born in a small town in the US... Loved it. Went great with the shrimp cocktail.
I Have a horse, and every time I go to kick his ass, he yells at me for pesterin his mare. Till this day I can't get her to move without him gettin in a huff.
I'm 17.... and I can't wait till my birthday. That way I can legally be a mooch. Too bad I don't have a basement, or I'd so totally live in it.
Okay, okay, I guess you guys don't see me as very punny, eh?
Anyway. Love to be here, hope it's fun, and don't forget to hit me up if anyone wants to play
I have a million and ten characters in my arsenal, so let me know if what I have doesn't fit what you want.