Labia's blog

[Anonymous]

Hello Blog!

I am very excited to have found you! Although when I picked you up there was an annoying old man who shouted.  "STOP THIEF!!" I'm not a thief because I didn't stop walking, some people really are silly.

I met some interesting looking fellows; they asked me how much I was while I was eating. Then I told them my name and they burst out into fits of laughter. I don't see what was so funny, I wasn't telling them any jokes. I gave them, er pleasure by sucking their appendages and that quietened them for a moment.

I think they still found the whole event funny though. >.<

I think I will call you Blanche XD, isn't that wonderful?

Love Labia!

[Anonymous]

*pets*

There there dear, it's ok xD;;

~Rika~

[Anonymous]

Oooh! petting! XD

-arches back and purrs, offering hand- Hello! I'm Labia!

"Want to sign Blanche?" Offers book and a pen to be signed.

Slowly extending his hand to tweak Rika's nipple.

[Anonymous]

Um.....Who's blanche? I'm really confused. xD;;

And no cyber please. I'll do lot's of things, but net sex aint of them.

Do you realise your name is a female genital part? O_o

~Rika~

[Anonymous]

Blanche is the blog! The wonderful blog! XD Silly, not knowing who Blanche is.

Awwww -starts tweaking own nipples-

Labia? No no, don't be silly. That would just be absurd!

[Anonymous]

No...really. I'm a girl. I've checked.

And....why are you doing that? O_o And why do you feel the need to type it?

~Rika~

[Anonymous]

Well I can be a girl too, I can also be a boy and something called a herm-aff-row-die-t

I am hungry! Must get more food.

I like playing with my nipples, Professor Glietor tells me to always be ready and waiting to service a client.

[Anonymous]

...kay

Well...I guess you got me there. I like playin with mine too...But I'm not gunna freakin...write it down everytime I do. Yeesh.

Is that your....pimp? You should come work at Red lit Desires, itf that's your bussiness. And if you're expensive, they don;t really do cheap girls.

~Rika~

[Anonymous]

Are you ashamed of your nipples? You should love them and show your love to the world!

Pimp? No, he's a professor who was working on something to do with a -pat-shite and I saw something and walked away.

Ooh! Do you know the location of this place?

[Anonymous]

Uh...no. I show them to a lot of people. I quite like being naked if you must know...

Ok..that explained nothing.

It's in Haviah, top level. Check an information terminal.

~Rika~

[Anonymous]

Dear Blanche!

It's wonderful! I have found more people who seem to want to be my friends! Of course, they agreed after I had several holes pentetrated. But it's so nice to have friends!

They still laugh at my name, silly boys.

- Love Labia

[Anonymous]

Uh.....ok sweetie xD

~Rika~

[Anonymous]

What... The fuck?

- Jocelyn.

[Anonymous]

Yes I do taste sweet, especially after eating fruit Rika! XD

Fucki? Where? And may I participate? Jocelyn?

Yay for Blanche getting new visitors!

[Anonymous]

Hi!!! Lol, Rika told me bout ur blog so I thought Id say hi!

Ur sooo funny! Can u really be either a guy or a girl - Im jealous!!!!

OH btw Im Scandal!  I work w/ Rika!!

 :arrow: Scandal!

[Anonymous]

Hello Scandal! XD

Yay! Rika is a lovely luff tater! XD

Yes, I can be both. Maybe I can show you sometime?

Yay!

-munches on a snack-

[Anonymous]

Luff tater!!  Cute cute!  Imma have 2 steal that!

If u dont mind!!  

I so wanna c u change from boy 2 girl.  It sounds so FUN!!

Wut kinda snack u got?

 :arrow: Scandal!

[Anonymous]

Yes it is cute isn't it? We should do something, Love Tater! XD

Yes yes, you can see all the different ways my happy time can come out! Isn't that exciting? -tweaks a nipple-

I'm eating, something...

I asked and the old gentleman said no to taking his morsel. Silly old man must have been joking around! Wrinkly old people with their wrinkly old penises. So I took it anyway and he called me a thief! Imagine that! And then I contihued walking. He called out "STOP THIEF" and I didn't stop because I'm not a thief.

Some people are very silly.

[Anonymous]

We should hang, oh nippley tweaking one *nods*

Lawl, tater.

~Rika~