Remnants of the Earth
CORRESPONDENCE => Communication => Topic started by: Anonymous on May 27, 2008, 12:56:50 pm
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Now, how the hell am I supposed to write something like this?
"It's good for you," Jorinth had told me, "You need to talk on something other than the network!"
'Course, he's probably just bitchin' 'cause I forgot to replace the rusty conductors on my temple port. Not my fault he can't adapt to a little bit of rust.
Soren's bitching, the world's gone to war, and I find myself twiddling my goddamn thumbs while waiting for Jorinth to calm down enough to take me back. Mr. Picky Wires can't seem to get it through his head that I apologized several times about it.
And that's several times more than I apologize to anyone else.
No, wait- I do apologize. A palm in the nose is a perfect apology. If the guy gets knocked out, the problem's solved. If not, I keep 'apologizing' until his brain gets the picture and shuts off for a few minutes.
Gah. Screw this. I'm gettin' a coffee.
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You know you're a junkie right?
Like...more than normal.
Get off deh coffee luv! It's evil. I found a bug in it once. :B
Cuddles,
Marshal
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Screw you. Coffee runs through my veins.
Jorinth keeps complaining that I give him the caffeine jitters just by being close to him, but I really see no alternative. Besides, that's some good stuff, there.
Good. Hope the bug bit your tonsils.
Sincerely,
Fala
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Meanie
;~;
hugs and kisses,
Marshal
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Urg, fine. You annoy me slightly less than other people.
Happy? I could always apologize my traditional way, if you'd prefer. >3
Ready with an 'Apology',
Fala
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*shock!*
Pilot Fala, are you suggesting something less that reputable?
Mildy curious,
Marshal
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Curious, huh? >3
Stop by my place later. With clothes that don't stain, mind you. I like keeping the outfits of Pilots I've kil--
...Er-hem. I mean, sure, come on down. >3
Cracking my knuckles,
Fala
P.S: If you're really going to have the nerve to invade my personal space, there's a punch waiting to fly right into your face. ^_^
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Eeeeeeh, you're all talk babe.
Besides, who says I mind it a bit rough? :wink:
Yours always,
Marshal
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Huh.
Really?
I don't think you could keep up with me, chump. >D
Playing far rougher than you ever could,
Fala
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Only one way to find out sweetie.
Besides, I can always make you stop. *fires uber mind powahz*
Mentally undressing you,
Marshal <3
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Only after hours, Marshal. Dinner, a movie, and a barfight, first. Come on, can't you even flirt correctly? Chump.
Screw you. Playing out the psychic card so quickly? What's the matter, don't think you can handle me otherwise? >3
Flying the bird,
Fala
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Oh I wouldn't even dare take you on, yah little tiger you.
Dinner? A movie? How bout we just skip the boring stuff, go straight to the barfight and the lovin?
Handling you,
Marshal
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Well, so long as we've got that all cleared up. >3
Huh, we could always do that. Hope you don't mind it rough. :twisted:
Grinning Evilly,
Fala
P.S.: Don't believe the Pilot I slept with last week. I didn't break his arm during the lovin', he was the one who just wouldn't settle down like I told him to. >3
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Oh, of course not. he's always been a liar.
Oh the things we could do.
Ooh, how about I bring over some whipped cream and blueberrys and you can spread it on my chest, drizzle some chocolate on top then clean it off with your tongue, then I do the same for you. Sound tasty?
Heh, I just realised, that could be our dinner.
Preparing the food play,
Marshal
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Exactly. Schmuck's been after me all week, too, trying to get me to pay for his medical bills. The busted femur wasn't my fault, though, the blasted fool.
Never been into the food play. More of a 'Wham, bam, thank you ma'am!' type of woman, myself.
Less trouble that way.
Raising an eyebrow and hiding the condiments,
Fala
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I'm good with some whammin and some bammin.
~_^
Poking you,
Marshal
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My place at nine? Bring the booze. >3
Whistling a catcall,
Fala
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See....nine's gunna be a problem. What with me being out in space and all. Tell you what, once the war's over.
Pining,
Marshal
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Well, we're both back.
I feel like shit.
...Where's that pie I've been hearing so much about?
-Fala
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mmhmm. Tis not good. Gabriuels house, it's the one where....Gabriel lives...
Go there for pie. I'll see you there, you can keep me company among the idiots and the ice queen.
~Marshl
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Oh... Go get fucked Marshal. You're just pissy because I wouldn't let you feel me up.
Ice Queen my ass, I could melt your socks off if I felt like running around naked.
- Seiteki
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See...but you wouldn't feel like running around naked. You're the Ice Queen not because you're unnatractive, but because you don't put out. To anyone. Ever!!
~Marshal
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So, that makes you a whore and me a good girl.
Good choice of words.
- Seiteki.
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I'm not a whore....
Whore's charge money. ~_^
~Marshal
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*snickers*
For Free eh?
I may have to investigate into that :3
-Satori C.
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I'm disturbed. I hope you don't have any children. Ew.
Marshal spawn.
-Seiteki.
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Nah, I'd probably just accidentally cut his..."producer" off with my tail.
-S.C
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Hmm. we should offer him a three some and I'll hold him down and you can do your tail magic.
- Seiteki.
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Always welcome ^^
I might...who knows?
uh.....no. No thanks. Sting me anywhere yah like...just not there.
~Marshal
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I'll contact you a different way Seiteki and we'll discuss this idea. >.> <.<
I'm sure he'll forget this ever happened when a 3-some of girls with extra appendages comes his way.
-S.C
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Oooh.....extra apendages....nice.
~Marshal
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Lets see. I have six limbs, you have four and a tail. That's a lot of body parts.
I call dibs on the top. Wings and all. ~<3
-Seiteki.
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Mmm. I'm good on the bottom.
xP
~Marshal
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Satori gets the middle so I don't have to touch you.
Ewww. Marshal cooties.
Okay. No more taking over Falas blog.
- Seiteki
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We'll have to find a place to put the tail...we'll figure that out then.
Sorry Fala for polluting your blog with Marshal sex.
-S.C
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For once Tiki-Torch, I agree with you. I wouldn't want my tongue to get stuck to yah, like licking an icy lamp post.
~Marshal
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Oh, no. By all means, keep going.
This is kind of amusing. >3
-Fala
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Well Marshal that's just mean!
I'd lick her >:3
-Satori C.
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Hot..
~Marshal
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I thought so ^_^
-Satori C.
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Mmmhmm.
~Marshal