Favorite quotes

[Anonymous]

Just any quotes that you love, can be from TV, Movie, Books, people, anything.


"If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." Shepard Book


"Philip: Dr. Bishop, hello. I appreciate you coming out tonight.
Walter: [about car seat warmer] I've never seen a feature like this before. It warms your ass. It's wonderful." Fringe

"Long Haired Hemophage 2: How can you hope to defeat us? We're not the Chinese Blood Alliance. We're as strong as you...
Long Haired Hemophage 1: ...we're as fast as you...
Violet: ...But are you one-tenth as pissed off as I am?" Ultraviolet


"Brandt: What are you doing?
Preston: I'm rearranging my desk.
Brandt: You didn't like the way it was before?
Preston: I had no feelings about it. I'm merely attempting to optimize." Equilibrium

[Anonymous]

"From the greatest kindness comes the most cruelty."
-Of Mord-siths, in the Sword of Truth series

"When in doubt, improvise."
-My buddy Ze!

"Mama!!"
-Tamaki, Ouran High School Host Club

[Anonymous]

...And God asks me, "Why?"
Why did I cause so much pain?
Didn't I realise that each of us is a sacred, unique snowflake of special unique specialness?
Can't I see how we're all manifestations of love?
I look at God behind his desk, taking notes on a pad, but God's got this all wrong.
We are not special.
We are not crap or trash either.
We just are, and what happens just happens.
And God says, "No that's not right."
Yeah. Well.
Whatever. You can't teach God anything.
-Fight Club by Chuck Palahniuk

[Anonymous]

Reminds me of the old college washroom standby:

"God is dead." --Nietzsche
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"Nietzsche is dead." --God

[Anonymous]

Hahahaha! Nice. XD

[Anonymous]

Ha, nice.

I just love Firefly

[Grumbling about Badger's backing out of the deal]
Jayne: I got a stake in this job, and nuthin' don't split eight ways.
[Mal and Zoe ignore him as Jayne continues to mumble in the background]
Jayne: Let me do the math here. Nuthin' over nuthin'... carry the nuthin'

Young River: People don't like to be meddled with. We tell them what to do, what to think, don't run, don't walk. We're in their homes and in their heads and we haven't the right. We're meddlesome.

[As Serenity begins a fiery dive into atmo, a panel on the bow breaks off, flying over the cockpit's viewport]
Mal: What was that?
Wash: Did you see that?
Mal: Was that the primary buffer panel?
Wash: It did seem to resemble—
Mal: Did the primary buffer panel just fall off my gorram ship for no apparent reason?
[Serenity shudders.]
Wash: Looks like.
Mal: I thought Kaylee just checked the entry couplings. I have a very clear memory of it!
Wash: Yeah well, if she doesn't give us some extra flow from the engine room to offset the burn-through, this landing is going to get pretty interesting.
Mal: Define interesting!
Wash: [deadpan] "Oh god, oh god, we're all gonna die"?
Mal: [on the ship intercom] This is the captain, we have a lil' problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight…turbulence, and then…explode. [to Wash] Can you shave the vector?
Wash: I'm doing it! It's not enough.
Mal: Just get us on the ground!
Wash: That part will happen pretty definitely.

[shinigamikitsune]

"It's hard to say who's more interested in the dead -- those who eat, or those who mourn."  - National Geographic, artical on elephants - specifically on the elephants watching the lions eating a baby elephant.

[Anonymous]

Firefly AND Fight Club.

I knew I loved you guys for a reason <3 I'ma throw out a fight club one.


"In the world I see - you are stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. You'll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower. And when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn, laying strips of venison on the empty car pool lane of some abandoned superhighway." -Fight Club-

"The impossible ideal for the torturer of course, is that the victim remains alive in this state of craving-but-not-being-given death forever. We don’t call it an impossible deal in Hell. We call it routine.” -I, Lucifer- Glen Duncan

“But I digress. I’m schizophrenic with digression. Awful for you I’m sure. But what do you expect? My name is Legion for we are many.”-I, Lucifer-

“Creation sprawls like a dewed and willing maiden outside your window awaiting only the lechery of your senses – and what do you do? Complain about the dwarf cutlery, plug your ears. Blind you eyes. Discuss Julia Roberts hair. Ah me sometimes I think my work is done.” -I, Lucifer-

“So incarnation the angelic drug of choice. Unlike cocaine not to be sniffed at.” -I, Lucifer-

“This writing malarkey should come with a health warning: MAY CAUSE incessant deviation from original intention and drowsiness.” -I, Lucifer-

SAM you should real that book >.> Satan totally reminds me of Liv sometimes. <3

[Anonymous]

"Satan totally reminds me of Liv sometimes."

I don't know about that book, but I love that.  <3  Thank you.  I mean, in a sick way, but hey...

[Anonymous]

Hehe. Keep it, put it on his profile ^_^