Remnants of the Earth
CORRESPONDENCE => Communication => Topic started by: Rhi-Rhi on June 12, 2008, 05:29:07 pm
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[ooc: Only Pilots can view and access this blog. ;D]
K so everyone add this community to your friendslist and then you can comment and update to it and shiznit. <333
ilu guyez!
Except you right now, Dyerlich. |:
Fala gets some love.
So does Roman for once.
And Vaughan.
But none for you, Dyerlich. You were kinda mean, man. FEEL THE LACK OF LOVE LIKE A BLACK HOLE IN YOUR SOUL! EVERYONE GETS IT BUT YOU! Even Roman! Buuuurn.
Mwahaha. :twisted:
~ Gabriel Tierney
EDIT: MARSHAL GETS NO LOVE EITHER. |: Pansy.
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...I get love? That's new.
Finally, it's good to have a Pilots-only haven that the kiddies can't reach.
Now we can talk about 'em behind their backs. >3
Any Candidate stories you've all got to share? Haven't started with my kid, yet.
-Fala
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You always get love Fala <3
No storeis yet....mine is.....too good. I'll beat that outta her, turn her into a monster like the rest of us ^^
~Marshal
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Marshal, I'm pretty sure that only you and Gabriel have ever even considered giving me love. xD
Unless you count, "You bitch! D<" as an exclamation of love. Then that works, too. Just means I did a job right. >3
Really? Have fun doing that.
Broken bones, yet?
-Fala
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Hopefully not at the same time ~_^
Sharing is not my strong point.
Nah, I'm trying to keep this one in tact, broken things I think will only make her piss herself.
~Marshal
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You know it'd be hot. >3
But we'd have to bring in someone with toe socks, wearing a loin cloth. 'Cause we all know that Gabriel wouldn't be pleased, otherwise. :roll:
...Whaat? That's no fun. D:
I look forward to routinely abusing my Candidate when I get him. It'll be fun, I hope. >3
-Fala
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No. No way.
I'm just worried I might mistake Gabby for a girl and find him hot xD
Oh! Actually, that reminds me. I've been looking for someone to give her a good root, and the usuall suspects (Roman) aren't biting. Feel like having some forcible strap-on fun?
~Marshal
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........... :shock:
Omg you gotta be kidding.
~ Gabriel Tierney
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Ha! That'd be a sight, wouldn't it? xD Gabriel to Gabrielle. Not much of a stretch, really.
...Hm? If I was into women and the strap-on scene, I'd readily agree. Seeing as I'm not, though, I'll have to say... hell no.
And yes, Gabby. >D We're not kidding.
-Fala
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I beleive Wulf already made that mistake.
Aaaw come on. Give it a try. As a favour for me? 8D
How bout go Gaybriel, you up for some strap-on rape with my candidate?
~Marshal
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Truly? Ha! And here I thought that was an unfounded rumor. xD I wonder if Wulf's tried fondling Gabby's chest, yet.
And... geebus, what do you take me for? I don't like girls- end of story. No molestation, not from me. But go ask around- I'm sure you'll find someone other than Roman to do that for you.
'Course, you could always just do it yourself. :/ Ever thought of that?
-Fala
P.S.- What would Gabriel need the strap-on for?
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Heh.
See, I would, but of got an intricate little plan working to mould her mind to just how I want it, and rape by me will ruin it, but it basically requires her to be raped by someone else. That said, I'd rather not just drag some seedy guy off the street.
He'd need it to make up for his lack of....
hehehe
~Marshal
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...Wow, and I thought I was sick and demented! Congrats on completely breaking the mold, on that one.
Umm... hm. Really doubt Gabriel would consent to something like that. Can't you go to someone else?
Maybe Dyerlich. He's bored.
Ooh, I'm waiting to see his reaction to that one. >3 And here I thought you wanted him to nail her with both his own and a strap-on!
-Fala
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...Marshal, you're sick. No love for YOU, either. OUCH. DENIED. Put THAT in your pipe and smoke it! <3 Also I'm not raping your candidate, that's fuckin' messed up, man. My gods, at least Roman has the BALLS to do it himself and not be a little pussy soliciting others to do his dirty work.
Pansyface. Bet ya got no balls. That'd explain a lot of things. I'm sorry you were neutered, but you don't gotta take it out on everyone else... :(
Oh yeah, not that I encourage rapeage in the first place. >.> Geh. Stay away from my candidates, creepeh.
And I have nothing to prove~ :D I'm far too secure in my manliness to let jabs at my manhood get me down! Thanks for trying, come again! <3
Besides, that's sooooo like...really, really old. |: Maybe it would have hurt someone somewhere like fifty bajillion years ago.
...I bet that's why YOU can't do it~ :D
~ Gabriel Tierney
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You guys frighten me. A lot. >.>
Strap on really? Hmmm.
-Satori C.
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I'm kind of curious if this is the same Gabriel who didn't agree to a threesome with Victor and I.
No matter.
I have a weird candidate, he's a.. a dragon man. |: What do you have Gabby? I read the blog, the Vaughan boy? He seems....
Very special. Good luck with that one.
- Seiteki Tora
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|: That's the same Gabriel.
You guys just...keep your incestual thingy over ---------------------------------> there. (>^_(>O.O)>
I'll stay over here. See, it's me. <:)->-< <---------------------------
:D
I got Vaughan who's the singer of the late IF who's life I ruined but I bet I could get him to sing for me AND a chick named Alaina who's a fellow adoring fan. MAN I got lucky.
'Cept I got flashed by Vaughan the first day.
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No, you sickos, not by HIM. By his weird lesbian pr0n stuff.
He was carrying it around. Showed it to Alaina too. I wonder how those two are gonna get along, but whatever happens it'll probably be amusing. I'm sorely tempted to play match-maker. |:
But that's not professional and stuff.
~ Gabriel Tierney
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Well Gabey, if they like each other you won't be able to keep em apart!
You might not even need to play Matchmaker!
Some of us find our own personal Supa Lovas on our own. ^_^
Carrying around pr0n?! What has the ATC come to?
-Satori C.
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Yes Gabby. You're a little man.
Good job. I'll bake you some cookies made of Love, Sparkles and Men. And Rainbows. And Unicorns. Well, not so much unicorns, they're nice.
So, I checked out that IF band. Do you have lots of weird fetishes? There's one song about arrows and cupid and then there's a song about two women in bondage and hearts bursting and yeah... Lots of weird stuff. Haven't heard any of it, maybe they mask the lyrics well so you don't get creeped out.
Eeeh. Supa Lovas don't exist in the real world. |:
- Seiteki.
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o.O......
Do ALL pilots other than me spend their time thinking about INTERCOURSE?
....And you lot seem to have some really odd fetishes o.O
I didn't think toe-socks were kinky until now o.O
Gabriel you sicken me
ALL of you sicken me!
~Latona
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What else is there to think about when the work's done and there's no one to brawl with? o.o
Besides drinking, anyway.
...And the newest tattoo parlors.
But seriously. How do you spend your free time?
And I do not have freaky fetishes. :/ I just go along with the fetishes of whoever I'm with, at the time. I'm flexible.
-Fala
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There's gaming.
Duh, lol.
Oh oh oh, any of you guys play that new MMORPG, World of Warlocks?! :D :D :D
I'm AmazingNinja1337 there, you should totally look me up, we could do missions and stuff together. :D! Level 53 already, baby, but I'll go easy on you if you wanna PVP.
Also the toe sock fetish was mine, thankyouverrehmuch. But I'm glad I started a trend! I've never started a trend before. This is cool.
I HEREBY PROCLAIM EVERY WEDNESDAY TOE SOCK WEDNESDAY!
Loin cloths are optional.
~ Gabriel Tierney
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You are.
The single most.
Biggest.
Most gay.
Nerd.
Ever.
~Marshal
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Duuude...I love...World of Warlocks. Mr Leech used to get mad at me for playing it a lot though. But then I caught him playing it. I think he's one of the End Game bosses. It's scary. I'm only level 43 but I love harvesting wool.
Just sheep. Everywhere.
Baaah.
And I have some awesome toe socks. They make my toes look like little lizards with teef going rawr rawr gonna bite the inside of my shoe rawr rawr.
~Wulf
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I really wish I could think of something to say to out awesome Wulf and his Dragon Toes but I cannot, so I shall simply dot.
Dot dot dot.
- Seiteki
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Marshal:
You say nerd like it's a bad thing. |:
And it's not nerd kthnx it's geek. Get it right, dork.
Fuddy duddy.
EVEN LESS LOVE (gotta represent mah fellow geeks, yo),
Gabriel Tierney (you're in the negatives now, Marshal!)
Wulfy,
What's your s/n? We should grind together! :D!
Wtf that sounded kinda wrong.
Oh baby, baby. Lawl.
...Forget I said that. I feel oddly tainted now. Mainly because I'm still weirded out by the 'Gabrielle' thing. |: Ech.
Er...not love 'cause that's awkward right now, but somethin',
Gabriel Tierney
P.S. Rofl your socks sound adorable! And I say that in the manliest way possible. ADORABLE!
Tikitikitikitikitikitiki-Torch!
Do you play World of Warlocks :?: :!:
You shoooould.
I'll give you love if you download it,
Gabriel Tierney
Falaaaaa & Latonaaaa,
Same question. |: Same terms.
Love!
Gabriel Tierney
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We could like...um...make a guild of Pilots! Then we could all like...get together and then play and grind. Eeehehee...that sounds dirty but I like it. That would be so badass, cause then all the people would know us for being like...awesome in a game and awesome in real life. They'd hafta respect us.
More than they do...I could give out autographs. But we should play! My S/N is WulfStyleAllDWay.
~Wulf
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Hang on... I thought Gabriel was a guy's name. Are U 1 of those annoying fangirly types that pretend 2 B guys so they can go all Libran homosexual?
And toe sox? Clothes R annoying in da 1st place, Y would U want 2 find a new type of clothes? Why can't we all just walk around all natural? I mean think bout it, God made us this way so Y try to hide it? U must all B ugly and in hiding in some apple-orchard ... stuff.
SPLLLT
Demya.
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Who the hell let the candidate in?
Who let my BROTHERS candidate in?
Ewww. Scree.
Good god, if I ever see you without clothing I will personally stitch it to your skin.
Gabriel! Do a better job of locking the community! You geek.
- Seiteki.
Edit: No, I don't play computer games. I barely understand how to work a computer still and they've been around for... A really long time.
Edits Edit: God doesn't exist. |:
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What the...?
OH FUDGE! I forgot to set the permissions! *headdesk*
Sorry guys! Okay!
Everything should be set up now...protected community and everything so only Pilots can join and read it, and I blocked that kid's IP.
Dun hurt me. ;_; I got too excited about the community and forgot...
~ Gabriel
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Games discussion I'm fine with ^^
Level 60 and massacring n00bs! Hehe
I'm a geek too but I agree that it should not be said as if it's a bad thing >.<
And a guild of pilots sounds cool! Destroy everyone in our path ^^
~Latona
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Ha! I've Bn around longer than computers, U'd think by now I'd know how 2 hack them. BTW, seriously Gabby (hehehe) if U want to keep candidates out, U'd want to first learn how 2 program these things properly.
KID!?! How dare U call me KID!!! Do U no who Ur talking 2? If I have any kids out there, Ud be younger than there distant de, um... decendants. Do there.
U will not hold me down! I will wear what I want when not on duty or training. In my time: I wear what I want, which is NOTHING! If Gabby gets to wear stupid toe sox, I will wear what god gave me.
No God? Ur worse than my sister. At least she gave me a chance to explain.
:wink:
Demya
OOC: Do you mind if she writes here?
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If you don't stop posting in this blog you overgrown chicken I will find you
AND END YOU!
If you really are as old as you claim.
GROW UP AND STOP USING F***ING TEXT LANGUAGE!!!!
And if you decide to wear sweet eff all prepare to be mummified in electrical tape!
Any inuedo Marshal and you are dead!
~Latona (One very disgruntled angel)
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Really now, this is Happy Time for pilots. Go away. You don't have to get ALL the pilots on your ass now, do you? If you get really annoying we can always just cart you over to TRIM, I'm sure they'd love an old specimen.
Also - Gabriel dares because he could cut off any of your limbs and we'd all go along with it. Demya? Remind me to tell my brother to stitch clothing to you. Gross.
And again. Your time is our time, you have no freedom.
You're a candidate, Kid. <3
Go make your own blog, you're annoying us.
Latona? Angel? I'm not seeing the connections at the moment, you'd better have wings. And they'd better be big and white, and you should be a virgin, too! Which wouldn't be surprising.
- Seiteki.
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Yes I have wings and yes they are big and white
As for the other part that it none of you business!
However do I agree that we should send this Demya to TRIM if she doesn't behave
~Latona
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Aww. C'mon, tell me tell me tell me. B| I bet you're as virginal as your white wings.
Mine are gray. Victors are black. We take after mum.
How do you sleep? On your stomach? I have to sleep on my stomach, I hate it. And let me tell you. Wings makes random sex very awkward. (( Note to you too, Gabby, I know how you've been pining after me))
Eh, Demya has a six month grace period, once that's over though she'd better a good girl.
- Seiteki.
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*sigh* Fine I'm not a virgin, happy?
As for sleeping, I sleep on my front as well
Demya gets a 6 month grace period? No fair >.<
I hope who ever her mentor is tortures her mercilessly. If they don't, I volunteer ^^
~Latona
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Ha. I'll follow whatever orders my mentor gives me. I even wear a shirt when on duty. And tell me, how am I supposed to wear pants? I mean, it's not like you people make ones that fit the shape of a birds, and why cover what's already covered in feathers?
Oh and what's so scary about losing an arm or leg? Like I haven't lost one of them B4.
Fine, I will go make my own. And you'd better damned read it too.
Demya.
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Seeing how I was Victors Mentor, and You're HIS candidate.
You have to follow whatever I say, too. Ha.
Keep your damn clothes on or I'll cut off ALL of your limbs. You might not be scared of losing them, but good luck getting around with none at all. I'll prevent you from gaining metallic ones as well. A gift from me.
Fine, just get the hell out of the pilot blog. Candidates aren't allowed.
- Seiteki.
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*snort*
Random sex? When have you /ever/ had random sex? xD
Mmm, sweet eff all and electrical tape eh? Kinky.
Fuck off. Right now. I am coming to mind rape you...once this headache passes.
~Marshal
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Random sex? All the time.
...Oh, that wasn't directed at me? My bad.
Don't play games often, Gabe. Makes my ports itch. D< Can't figure out why. And Jorinth won't tolerate me using him to connect on those servers. Tightwad.
Demya: Get the hell out. :/
-Fala
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Of course it wasn't directed at you xD
~Marshal
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...Frickin' heck.
OKAY! NOW it should be blocked. -_- Didn't think I'd have to whip out my own 1337 h4x0r skizzles for a simple lil' community, but now it can only be viewed and accessed by Pilots via a Network connection.
TAKE THAT! MWAHAHAHA. I WIN. :twisted:
Durn kids. Stay off our lawn.
~ Gabriel Tierney
[ooc: xD So yaar. Only Pilots can view and access this blog. ;D Considering what they talk about, I don't think it's a good idea for just anyone to be able to access it. They need their own private haven!]
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Wow Wulf...you just got so much weirder.
World of Warlocks? *sighs*
I guess the toe socks make up for it...^_^.
I'd rather exercise, maybe read...or wear weird outfits. Or something...
I will not play it! Don't peer pressure!
-Satori C.
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SATOOORIIIII!
Play it play it play it play it play it play it play it play it play it play it play it play it play it!
Pressure pressure pressure pressure pressure pressure pressure pressure pressure pressure!
You can play it WHILE wearing weird outfits and exercising! Just takes a little skizzles, but with your psychicness, you can TOTALLY play the game without even touching the controls! :D!
S'what I do a lot. Multitasking like woah.
You know you waaaanna.
Please? :D
~ Gabriel Tierney
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Don't listen to him, Satori! You'll end up like HIM. D<
...Wow, you can't point over the internet. Dammit.
I could see you playing in a weird outfit, too, Gabriel. That's the worst part about it.
You don't actually... dress up as your characters, do you?
Freak.
-Fala
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You don't actually... dress up as your characters, do you?
Ummm...
No. >_>
Of course not. <_<
That's just immature, rofl. :roll:
~ Gabriel Tierney
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Oh, that sounded convincing. :roll:
Immature? All the more reason why I'm curious.
Freak.
-Fala
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You just want an excuse to stare at my smexy, smexy bod.
~ Gabriel Tierney
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...What, is your character naked? >.>
Or at least half-naked, if you're talking like that.
I question what kind of game this is.
-Fala
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You get to be warriors and stuff in a medieval setting. Dur. Warlocks?
They got cool outfits. Nooo, I'm not naked! You wish! It just shows off my rawksome muskles! Rawr. :D
I'm flexing over here. You just can't see it.
~ Gabriel Tierney
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I give up.
I tried playing it.
I got to level four an quit because it was confusing.
- Seiteki
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Oh Gabey...you are so strange.
I'll try and stay away from World of Warcracks.
Thank you very much.
I'll just stay with the drinking and toe socks.
-Satori C.
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You guys aren't very much fun. |:
~ Gabriel Tierney
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But your strangeness makes you adorable! I swear!
It's just not for me. >.>
*backs away slowly*
-Satori C.
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You coward Marshal! 'Headache' my arse!
And what did I say about inuendo!
Gabriel stop talking about your 'smexy smexy bod' you narcissist
We don't care
~Latona (going to find and maim Marshal)
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I care about Gabriels smexy smexy bod. <3
- Seiteki
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Never too tired for you babe ~_^
Well....to make your words dirty at least.
~Marshal
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Of course we care about Gabey's smexy bod!
:D Such a meanie!
*pats Gabe* Don't listen to them!
-Satori C.
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Eee! Satori! You came to the um...Pilot Place! Yay! You need to join WoW too! You doooo!
Then like...you an' me can grind. *Hint hint*
Ick, Tempest doesn't like this information. I just heard her mutter something about monkey sex. Wait. What is she looking up I wonder? Cause I'm not a monkey...and Satori has a scorpion tail...
OW@!
She just flicked me '_'
~Wulf
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Tempest wants us to have monkey sex?!
Really? Weird. >.> :P
And I'd rather grind out of the game actually!
-Satori C.
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o.O Sometimes the dragons are weirder than us
If mine isn't insulting people, he's probably not talking >.<
~Latona
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Whiro loves having his toes cleaned.
Been like that since he was a baby. Oi.
- Seiteki.
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Lantenac just likes to pick on me most of the time.
>.> And he really likes to watch bad television.
He's strange that way.
He does like peanut butter though.
A lot.
-Satori C.
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I'd rather grind out of the game too >_>
If Mr. Leech heard us talking like this he'd call us all a bunch of somethingphants. But he's not here, so like...y'know, we should all get our fill of talking about drinking, grinding, and toe sock. Oooh!! Satori! That reminds meeee! I have the coolest pair of socks for you I found online. Their called the "Insect" line and there is a pair of scorpion socks with like....The top of the sock is the top of the scorpion design and the shin is...well you get the idea. They look awesome. Their just normal socks with a design but they are like...so reminding me of you.
So I ordered a pair. :3
Hee.
Meet me later at the bar for a drink maybe? Yes yes?
~Wulf
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I dunnoooo...
I guess so xD! ^____________^.
I feel so fanceh!
Looking forward to it ^_^.
-Satori C.
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D'aaaw, you guys are so cute and sweet and sickening. (http://http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v233/wolfwonderess/heart.gif)(http://http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v233/wolfwonderess/heart.gif)(http://http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v233/wolfwonderess/heart.gif)
I think I just got a cavity.
Hokay, Roman's still not here and I've been spamming him to join. |: Tiemz for more spammin'.
~ Gabriel Tierney
P.S. :D I KNEW YOU LIKED MY SMEXY BOD, SATORI.
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Mmmmhmm
Let's try to keep the mushy crap to ourselves people.
Gabriel, that goes for you too. Stop pining after Roman, I'm sure he'll be around presently and you'll get your bum fun.
Yuck.
~Marshal
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Marshal, don't be a fuddy duddy. It's cute!
And eww, dude, it's not like that! :shock: And I'm not pining, mmmk?
|: I just want him to see the cool community thingy I made.
And to join it.
And talk.
And not be all OMG I AM WORKING I HAVE NO TIME FOR TEH FUNS!
Hmph.
Totally not pining.
~ Gabriel Tierney
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Sure sweetie, whatever you say.
~_^
~Marshal
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Jorinth can be a real bastard, sometimes. Likes nothing better than to harass me and then take a nap... 'specially when I'm needing some quality Network time. I can kick him all I want, he isn't going to care. And he's an old enough model to where I actually need to literally connect to access it, so...
You lucky bastards. D< Anyone who can just Network access by touching your Dragons? You suck.
Gabriel: Sure. Of course. :roll:
Just let him give you a bum rush, and you'll both feel better. >3
-Fala
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We all see through your shenanigans Gabey!
It's obvious you don't want my sexy bod anyway, no? :wink:
You shush Marshal! You're just sad you don't get any tail...
*snickers* Tail.
Yeah Roman is missing, he needs to come in here and get some toe socks!
-Satori C.
P.S: You are so pining.
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Yes, so sad. ;~;
Wanna make me feel better Sa?
~Marshal
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Hahahaha! ...No.
We've discussed my terms on threesomes!
Only if there's a Wulf, and another lady...who's not...you.
Unless you are a lady...
I knew it.
-Satori C.
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Awww.
Nope, not a girl, alas!
You reeeeeally want some Wulfy meat don'tcha Satori? Eh? Eh? xDD
Hehehehe.
~Marshal
PS The other woman was Seiteki *snicker*
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Seiteki? :shock:
Ohhhhh...
Everything suddenly makes sense now. No wonder you don't got any balls.
She pretty much eats them for breakfast. And not in a good way. :D
~ Gabriel Tierney
P.S. Fala? Bum rush? Wtf, mate? O.o
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Psha Marshal. The correct thing to say is she wants it Wulfy Style.
Yesh, got my own style, and it is made of awesome. :lol:
Wait. Seiteki eats balls for breakfast. o.o Maybe...we should have Fala in our threesome Satori...I dun wanna be like one of those um...you know...Meditating Mantises who like...lose their head after sex. Unless it's like...the most bestest mind blowing sex evar...no, not even then...I like all my parts on my body. Er. Mostly.
~Wulf
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Yes, yes, I eat men while I have sex with them. Why do you think I don't do any of you lovely fellows?
Though, if it meant Marshal would die, I'd screw him in a second.
- Seiteki
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Giving away my secrets Marshal!
It's not my fault I think the wings are cute.
Even if you think they're giant feather dusters.
>.>
Oh I wasn't supposed to say anything about that was I?
Oops.
-Satori C.
Yes I'll take it Wulfy Style any time :D
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Oh! The excitement! How have I missed this for so long!
The fun shall begin now! Alaric has arrived! Hello!
World of Warlocks! I tried this! Yes! It was so fun! *glomp* I have friended your SN! I am not so high level yet. Only 20. But I shall eat the monsters Rawr! Nom Nom Nom! Then I shall be so powerful!
Yes! And it shall be fun!
And who is pining for who? And Wulfy Style sounds...unique. Is there a diagram anywhere?
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Okaaaay, you seriously need to lay off the sugar or what ever it is that makes you so hyper
~Latona
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Or, you could go have some sugar.
Might make you less bitchy. P:
- Seiteki.
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OR COFFEE!
COFFEE IS GOOD!!!
...hello capslock. Oops.
~ Gabriel
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I met a man on the cancer once that claimed he was the last remaining werewolf, and that he knew the secret wolf style. That might have just been the whiskey talking though...good man...knew his whiskey...
His idea of it seemed to just be doggy style but with more....clawing. And such.
Anywhoooo
~Marshal
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Oooooh! Coffee! I like coffee! It is so good! With lots of sugar and cream and sometimes, when I am feeling the adventure, I like to have caramel in it. That is good. Mmmm. I should go get some.
And yes! Maybe they need chocolate? I hear that is helpful with the..umm...what is that thing. When the girls get angry and bleed. It helps with that.
And Marshal: That sounds fun, but less unique then I had hoped. Hopefully Wulfy Style has something more fun! I once head of a donkey style? I think it was called. I have yet to try that one out, but it seemed humorous.
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Wulfy style is always fun and very sensual. That man was just tryin' to master my technique but can't be! Mastered. Yeah. Can't be mastered. Not by anyone that isn't me. *Nod*
Mmm...Caramel chocolate...that sounds delicious...
I want some caramel chocolate...anyone wanna come with me and find a good choclateer. Hee. That sounds awesome. Choclateer. We can call him D'artandelicious.
~Wulf
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Oh! Oh! I want to go! I wave my hands excitedly, but sadly you can not see! But I want some! Maybe we can get some for Latona? To make her less mean?
O.O
What if there is chocolate with caramel and espresso! That would be wonderful!
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Who mentioned coffee and espresso?!
...I want coffee and espresso. :/
...Damn it. I don't have a Candidate to order around, yet.
Well, I'm off to get me a cup of joe. I'll be back.
-Fala
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....I wasn't being mean that time ;_;
I was just joking o.O I get hyper when I've had sugar o.O
I imagine watching someone literally fly around the room is funny o.O
...I don't drink coffee though, bleh
But I like chocolate ^^ Chocolate is good ^^
~Latona
[OOC I re-read her profile yesterday and it was completely different to how I was playing her o.O So pretend it was PMS ^^]
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eeeh. Considering how big a wing span is and how much room you need to flap 'em and how much air lift you need, flying indoors is physically impossible.
- Seiteki.
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...Okay hovering then o.O
I can fly indoors though! I cheat and use my telekinesis a bit hehe
~Latona
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Good grief. There's some very strange oddities in here. I thought I'd seen the worst of you people.
--Valmont--
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I will be replacing all beverages in the Citadel with tea for the following week. Unsweetened.
No sugar will do you people some good.
== Pilot Imperial Soren ==
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I only drink tea anyway...and hot chocolate ^^
Do your worst!
*is aware she will probably pay for that*
~Latona
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Fuck that shit! Dx
I'm smuggling tea and pop into the Citadel FROM THE OUTSIDE.
Hah! Hah hah! Take that!
VIVA LA SUGAR! AND CAFFEINE. Kyaha.
~ Gabriel
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Yeahno.
Touch my booze and Soren, buddy, I don't care if you outrank me. I. Will. Cut. You.
With your own hand.
Bai bai little Soren.
No joke. >_>
~Marshal
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Agrees with Gabriel Viva la sugar!
*runs off to procure hot chocolate powder to hide and smuggle in later*
~Latona
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We shall have a grand smuggling train! :!: :!: So that we may have our sweet chocolate and caffeine!
Vive la sugar and caffeine! It shall be the new rallying cry! :x And it will maybe be a little slurred if we also smuggle in booze. Oooh.....booze. Though I have never liked beer. Tastes like piss. But I <3 all the little brightly colored drinks that come with little umbrellas. Oh my, I love those one. So tasty. Like drinking candy :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Oh look! I have discovered how to make the little faces with the expressions! I am so clever! Look how cute they are! :lol:
Ah, but how unfair it is. Some pilots get multiple little candidates to play with and some are still waiting for ours :cry: :cry: :cry: I hope that I can get a new toy soon!
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I only have the one o.O Haven't met him yet though o.O
His name's Nika or something like that. Anyone know what he's like?
I sent him an email pretending to be a kind caring mentor hehe. I am a deceiving bitch hehe
~Latona
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Hello! We pilots have a forum like thing! Praise be!
*glomps Gabriel*
Now I will state my opinion on the following topics....
Sexual fetishes........... .........Whatever floats your boat and cosplay is awesome
Video Games.............. .........A fun distraction and cosplay is awesome
Sugar/Caffeine/Alcohol..........They won't let me have any o.O
Candidates......... ................Dit to, they think I''d be a bad influence ;_;
*happy dances* We have a forum!!! ^^
*runs off to write a song about it*
~Mara
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I said I would write a song and so I have!
[center:1j9x9cvm]’The Blog Awesomeness Song'
We pilots have a blog
Yeah yeah yeah
We finally have a blog
Yeah yeah yeah
A blog of our very own
And it is awesome
The blog is awesome
Oh yeah its awesome
We can discuss everything
We don’t want the candidates to know
Like toe socks and loins clothes
And WoW
We can scheme their torture
And talk about sugar
And caffeine and alcohol
Cause the blog is awesome
Oh yeah its awesome
We pilots have a blog
Yeah yeah yeah
We finally have a blog
Yeah yeah yeah
A blog of our very own
And it is awesome
The blog is awesome
Oh yeah its awesome
Oh yeah its awesome
The winged beings discuss
The troubles of having wings
And Gabriel’s scandal
Amuses us yet again
Latona’s PMSing
And Satori and Wulf
Are made for each other
The blog is awesome
Oh yeah it’s awesome
We pilots have a blog
Yeah yeah yeah
We finally have a blog
Yeah yeah yeah
A blog of our very own
And it is awesome
The blog is awesome
Oh yeah its awesome
We pilots have a blog
Yeah yeah yeah
We finally have a blog
Yeah yeah yeah
A blog of our very own
And it is awesome
The blog is awesome
Oh yeah its awesome
Oh yeah its awesome
Oh yeah its awesome[/center:1j9x9cvm]
~Mara
[OOC Lol, that was fun to write. I know it's rubbish but I ain't a musician >.<]
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Oh... Wow.
Who let Mara onto a computer?
I'm worried now. For braincells.
If you sing that I will personally cut out your vocal cords.. |: While you're awake.
- Seiteki.
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I agree with Seiteki
If I hear that song from anyone I will mummify them in electrical tape
...and stick tumbtacks in them
...and wrap them up in barbed wire
...and garrot them with their own guitar!
~Latona
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Soren, you're an asshole. :/
Well, I hereby issue a warning: Bitch fits from me will be much, much worse if I don't get my caffeine fix. ^_^
...Unless I smuggle it in.
Gabriel, I will personally pay you to smuggle that shit in. You know I would, too. >3
-Fala
P.S.- Mummify them? Electric tape? Thumbtacks? Kinky. :roll:
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...I should really watch what I say...
Garroting with own guitar is good though, no?
~Latona
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Yeah, that should work.
-Fala
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Too bad we can't kill him o.O
Damn the immortal bastard
~Latona
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Well, if it's not one problem, it's another. >.<
Can't have everything.
...But there's nothing preventing us from thinking about it. x3
-Fala
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Very true, I suspect the kidnapping and ransoming of a certain guitar wouldn't go amiss though
*grins evilly*
~Latona
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>3
Well, tell me how that goes. I'll probably be too out of it from a lack of caffeine before a plan like that goes into action. x3
-Fala
P.S.- Take pictures! :D
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Aww it isn't a one woman job though o.O
Anyone else want in? It'll be fun, we get to shut Mara up ^^ and cause him mental anguish in one happy package ^^
And find the music sheets for that song and burn them!
~Latona
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O_O You guys have been going sufficiently insane...
I am always up for finding chocolate o.o
And you can't take out coffee our our drinks!
Tis our lifeblood!
:(
And the song is kind of creepy <.<
-Satori C.
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Hiiiii Mara! You are awesome!
PLAY WoW WITH ME AND WULF PLZ?
Also what scandal? I have no scandal! Are people spreading rumors about me again? :shock: I'll have you know they're all true! Except some.
Anyway! Fala, m'love, you gimme the credit in advance and I will SOOO smuggle some stuff in for you toooo~
I'm sneaky like a ninja, so anyone who wants stuff, just gimme the credit, gimme your request, and I'll hook ya up! I got...connections. :twisted:
But don't tell Soren.
Even though he's right here.
Shhh. He can't see me. Ninja.
~ Gabriel
P.S. As for taking out Mara, you're on your own. |: I liked the song. It had me in it. No one's ever written a song with ME in it. Mara gets love for that. And the WoW and cosplay.
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Gaybriel, you're about as sneaky as a giant purple bear-moose.
And let me tell you, that's not very sneaky.
~Marshal
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No, that's pretty damned sneaky 'cause giant purple bear mooses don't exist.
Which means they're invisible.
So I'm as sneaky as invisible.
:D!!
Thanks for the compliment! <333
~ Gabriel
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He totally got you there Marshal.
Ha hahahaha ha.
XP
-Seiteki.
Also, Giant purple bear moose sound ugly.
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Sigh...
Well you got me there.
~Marshal
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Gabe- Hell yeah. I'll transfer the credits over right away. Don't buy anything else with it, you hear? Just enough coffee to last me the week. x3
Marshal- Ha. You got owned. >3
-Fala
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Hmph. Anyone found in posession of non-authorized beverages will be subject to a one-week lockout of the network. Any complaints about this can be directed to Axis Point, where you will spend the duration of your lockout being re-educated on "Chain of Command".
Have a pleasant week everyone.
=Pilot Imperial Soren=
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Hardass.
-Val-
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Yes sir, Soren sir! <3 I wouldn't dream of disobeying you, your eminence!
May the glory of Aedolis be with thee!
~ Gabriel
Okay guys, transfer over the credits. :D No one'll get lockout if they don't fiiiind it! MWAHAHAHA! If there's no evidence, we're good to go.
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Wait...Soren sir...is there like a list thing somewhere we can find out about like...these authorized beverages? I mostly just have these chocolate drinks...I think there is chocolate and milk involved...really delicious...
I hope those are authorized T_T
~Wul
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>_>
Soren.
Don't make me arrest you. Because touch my booze, and I swear. Evidence linking you to the gospels is going to be found in your house.
Hahahah. I'm just kidding.
O________O
~Marshal
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Authorized beverages will be comprised of:
Unsweetened Tea
Filtered Water
Non-caffininated sugar-free colas
Decaffinated Coffee
Only 6 more days till you get your delicious treats back. You'll survive. Or Die. One of the two. You are free to lash our your aggressions on any candidates as you wish, or any subordinate pilots to a non-lethal degree.
==Pilot Imperial Soren==
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You should ban cigarettes while you're at it.
Don't want any of the pilots getting lung cancer.
- Seiteki.
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First he bans coffee, the Mara writes that stupid song, now Soren's being an even bigger bastard about the first point o.O
Good thing this blog is here, we could use some love at the minute >.<
~Latona
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B-but...my chocolate...milk...
~Wulf
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Glad you liked my song Gabriel! And I'll cosplay with you anyday ^^
You rest of you don't recognise my musical genius >.<
As for kidnapping my guitar, I have more than one and they're in a lock-up closet with a key-pad that you put a 7 digit combination into, a combination only I know and I'd love to see you try and fish it from my brain.
Failing that there is a laser beam across the doorway which you can only pass through if you are older than 200.
And then not all of my guitars are there
So Ha! beat that you relative children!
I'm off to get coffee...Shit we're not allowed it are we o.O
*Curls up in a ball and starts rocking backwards and forwards*
~Mara
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...I don't think we should allow immortals here anymore.
Demya is a twat.
And Mara is insane.
And Dyerlich is just a twisted fucker, to be sure.
- Seiteki.
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You're immortal aren't you?
But yes I agree those particular three immortal are odd. I disagree with Mara being insane though, he's insane AND twisted...granted not as twisted as Dyerlich but still twistedo.O
I mean have you seen Mara's room...*shudders*
At least we should be happy the ban on coffee causes him pain as well ^^ I'm just annoyed we can't have sugar >.<
~Latona
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Oh look at this place...a Blog for Pilots to communicate. How interesting. Seiteki, you wound me so, that's just unfair really. Heh heh. We have things to talk about soon you and I. Expect a letter soon.
I didn't realize I had such a bad reputation amongst the lot of you.
Poor people, you've lost all your caffeine. If it helps to improve my image, I will buy everyone a round of expressos when we are allowed sweetened beverages.
=Dyerlich Lochk, Pilot Royal=
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Ah...
No I'm not. You seem to be mistaken and thinking of someone faaaar different.
I am but a lowly.. ...half breed? Fourth breed? No idea what I am.
Anyway, no no immortalness here. I wish! That would be neat stuff.
Aww, Dyerlich, you know we love you deep... deep.. Really deep... Like.. REALLY DEEP down. <3 I ah.. Look forward to your letter.
- Seiteki
((OOC: It isn't public knowledge that Seiteki is over five thousand years old, she's been REALLY good at keeping it a secret. x3))
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....Should we allow Dyerlich love? Does he even like the 'taste' of love?
And yay! Sweet things, me no likey coffee though o.O I like Hot Chocolate! Or tea with 6 sugars in ^^
Dyerlich, if you threaten me with pain or 'a talk' as well then...
You'll have to catch me first! Muahahahaha!
*runs for the hills....where they probably still have sugar*
~Latona
[OOC Sorry didn't know that o.O]
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...this is so retarded.
I'M POSTING. SEE, GABRIEL? I'M POSTING. STOP TEXTING ME. STOP SLIDING TOE SOCKS UNDER MY DOOR.
I can't believe you convinced me to post here.
I'm not starting my own blog, I don't care how you pester me.
-Roman Rosales
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Heh, I'm sure you do Seiteki, just really deep down.
Yes, when I get a moment there will be one. I won't even sign it, you'll know it's me.
Oh Latona, you make it think like I care about you. That's adorable. Go about your business little Latona. And I haven't tasted love before. There isn't much of that around here. I feed off negative emotions. I haven't tried positive emotions yet...I might have to look into it.
=Dyerlich Lock, Pilot Royal=
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.....Dyerlich doesn't care about me? That makes me sad ;_;
My life cannot go on ;_;
Is that what you want me to say?
Well instead, everytime I see you I am going to sing that stupid song of Mara's both vocally and telepathically.
And failing that I'm sure I can find some way of annoying you ^^
Convincing Mara to dance around you in his wizard outfit might suffice ^^
~Latona
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Latona.
You sound kinda like a Mara stalker.
|: Are you a Mara stalker?
- Seiteki.
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Latona, please keep in mind I am your superior, and I can punish you. Just something for you to keep in mind. I can always cut you from the network...oh my. That's an idea. How would you like to be without sugary substances and the network for the next six days Latona?
=Dyerlich Lockh, Pilot Royal=
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Mara does anything if you ask him no matter how humiliating it is. Try it.
If you ask him to run naked round the Citadel he'll do it
As for the wizard outfit o.O webcam, WoW enough said o.O
*pouts at Dyerlich* No fair
Tenebrous the bastard would do it as well o.O
No sugar and no chocolate makes Latona an angry girl
~Latona
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Then I'd be careful about singing that song, both vocally and mentally.
Just a...thought for you.
=Dyerlich Lockh, Pilot Royal=
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Dyerlich....
How come you always put Pilot Royal?
What are you like...remidning yourself that you're better than the rest of us? O.o
Lol
=Marshal Richards Esq. Pilot Noble.=
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It is called having a little class Marshal. You know, you seem to be pushing for a network withdrawal as well.
Should we start with half a month and go from there?
=Dyerlich Lockh, Pilot Royal=
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O_O
When did the blog get so scary I run away for a minute and you all try to eat each other.
Let's just all caaaaalm down and have a sleep-over.
Since we can't have coffee that's what we'll be doing most of the time.
-Satori C.
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Oh gods Lockh.
Calm down.
Yeesh.
~Marshal
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...this is so retarded.
I'M POSTING. SEE, GABRIEL? I'M POSTING. STOP TEXTING ME. STOP SLIDING TOE SOCKS UNDER MY DOOR.
I can't believe you convinced me to post here.
I'm not starting my own blog, I don't care how you pester me.
-Roman Rosales
MWAHAHAHA!
Okay, people, am I good or am I good! I GOT ROMAN HERE!
THIS IS PROOF THAT ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!
...Through spam. Spam is an amazing thing. Spam and toe socks. They made the dream come true.
Oh yeah! Roman, it won't stop unless you keep posting, just so you know! <3 Play with us! Be sociable! It's good for you and c'mon, you gotta admit it's fun!
Anyway, baby, honeybear, snookums...
What're ya wearing? *winkwink*
Are they fuzzy with froggies? Eh?
Pix plz! <3
~ Gabriel
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...Weren't you hiding your need for Roman's hot stemay lovin a moment ago? O.o
Have you finally come out of the closet Gabriel?
It must have been getting cramped in there.
Roman. My friend. Run. Just run. This one aint worth the sex anymore.
~Marshal
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Oh noes! :cry: :cry: :cry: I shall be without coffee and sweet sugary goodness for a week! This is the worst day in all the history of days.
But....we can still have cigarettes...yes? I would be sad indeed if there were no smoking as well. Though I liked the song Mara person! It was cute!
And I thought Gabriel and Roman were already an item, yes?
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Thankyou! Someone appreciates my talents!
Though they appear to be anonomous
~Mara
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...Aww, damn it. D<
I loove coffee, but losing the Network just isn't worth it.
Anyone up for a beatdown in the next few days? I could do with the anger management. :D
Gabriel: He loves you, he loves you not...
Lovesick twit. :roll:
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Just pick a candidate and torture them ^^
~Latona
P.S. Operation 'The Great Guitar Robbery' happens tonight at 20:00 ^^ I convinced Reise to open the so-called impenetrable guitar closet ^^ And I tricked Tenebrous into getting Mara's room combination muahahaha!
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Sounds good. I could do with meeting the kid, anyway. >3
-Fala
P.S.- Take pictures. xD
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I'll have a camera with me don't worry hehe
I haven't met my candidate yet o.O
I want to start the torture ^^
~Latona
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Be sure not to come to close to my room. If you do that there will be hell to pay.
I have paper work, you make noise, I get you in shit.
And I have very good hearing.
- Remi Talbotte ~ Pilot Noble.
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We'll be quiet, we'll have to be so we don't get caught ^^
Arka hears like a bat o.O
~Latona
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Marshal, Alaric & Fala:
We're not an item! There IS no item! :evil:
DIAF plzkthnx. |:
~ Gabriel Tierney, Pilot ECHO!
Echo is cooler than Noble and Royal. I mean c'mon. ECHO...echo...echo. ..
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Oh my. You are not? I am sorry, no offense was meant. I just thought you two were together and knocking boots or some such phrase. You two just seem very together.
Do not be angry ^.^;;
And I forgot! <333 to the Dyerlich! I am cheap, free coffee buys my love!
~Alaric
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Gabey...you lie so much! =P
We know alllll!
She'll prolly just get another guitar >.>
But anything to amuse us is fine ^_^.
-Satori C.
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I have a plan! Because I am brilliant!
There shall be a moral boosting party! Yes! In my room! Or...maybe somewhere else. It depends.
But it is not just any party. Oh no! It is a special party! Where you may only attend if you are dressed in a costume! Yes! That is correct!
So! Who would like to come? And who would want to help me decorate and make tasty snacks? Though...this will have to take place after the ban on tasty drinks is lifted.
~Alaric
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O_O
Now I can use that really nice pirate costume!
Fantastic.
*evil cackling*
-Satori C.
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Marshal, Alaric & Fala:
We're not an item! There IS no item! :evil:
DIAF plzkthnx. |:
Oh, of course not. You just fit together like a hand in a latex glove. 8)
...DIAF? What's that? Oh... Die in a Fire or something to that effect?
You're flaming enough to meet that requirement, aren't you? :lol:
It's so sweet, blondie. Good thing you finally got your way out of that closet, hm? >3
-Fala
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Hehehehehe Poor Gabey.
We pick on him a lot.
He's like the baby.
-Satori C.
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Fala, sweetie...
You're losing love. |:
And Satori, if you're not careful you'll lose some love too! >_<
The baby...since when?!
I feel so singled out and alone. Nobody loves me. :(
Just kidding! :D I know you all love me. That's why I get picked on, you sadists. <33
~ Gabriel
Dx And why does everyone think I'm gay?! Asdjdlkihi
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It's your cute rear.
Every gay man ever would want to tap it?
- Seiteki.
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Don't encourage him or his rear.
-Valmont-
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But we love his cute lil but Val!
But Gabe I wuv j00!
Don't deny me thy love!
-Satori C.
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I am sorry! I grovel for forgiveness! I just though you two were an item.
I will make it up to you! With...um....cookie s!
~Alaric
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Oh, noes, I is losing love?! :roll:
Gabey dearest, that's not going to deter me at all. You know that, right?
I only pick on the people that DON'T annoy the living hell out of me. Feel flattered. >.<
Sadist? Why, thank you. 8)
-Fala
P.S.- Don't drop the soap! ...Oh, wait. You might like it. Drop it all you like, sweet cheeks. >3
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I think I might have done something really stupid o.O
Aside from the usual things...
I posting an avatar thing of myself on Satori's blog and now Marshal says he's going to have to hit on me more often
I'm scared o.O
And usually I am so reckless it's inhuman o.O
*goes back into hiding*
~Latona
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ahiskjdskgel!!!!!11!
FALA!!!! >_< Be quiet!
And for the record, I have soap on a rope. |: So there. Take that.
Weird girl thing.
ilu 2 Satori.
SEE! NOT GAY! I LOVE GIRLS! :x hghawlk.
And Alaric, I'll accept the forgiveness upon receiving the cookies. |:
SUBJECT CHANGE! SO WE CAN STOP DISCUSSING MY SEX STUFF! Though feel free to continue discussing my hot bum. :wink:
Okay. Deep philosophical question tiemz.
Cake or death?
~ Gabriel
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Oh, did I hit a nerve? >3
It's just a very short rope, isn't it? :3 Probably slicked it with oil so you have to grab at it a few times, too. >D
Love girls? Hm. The moment you screw a woman, get back to me.
And... Wait, for who? I'm not going to answer that question, Gabey-kins. >3
-Fala
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........
It's one of those really rough ropes. That you can grip really, really, really well no matter how wet or oily it gets! >_<
.......
...Right. Yeah. Sure. The girls here would CASTRATE ME. :shock:
I'm not screwin' no one.
I'm just gonna sprout buds and produce an army of me-clones.
AND ANSWER THE QUESTION! You bah humbug.
~ Gabriel
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But you admit it's short? Skank. >3
No, I'm sure there'll be someone willing to. Half the guys here find enough women to keep 'em satisfied. The other half find men to keep them company. >3
So, you can't find a woman? That explains who keeps you happy at night, then. Or does your forearm just get more exercise than it should? x3
Fine.
The cake is a li--
...Ha. Gotcha.
I'd like death, so long as it's not for me. I like to give more than receive, anyway. :3 Just my overly generous nature talking.
-Fala
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NO! IT'S LONG! I just forgot to write that! >_<
And...just...gjahkj ugrwelgntrlk.
I'm not answering. |:
BUT NO. The answer is NO. Now hush! >_< Spot keeps me company at night! He is all I need!
He's my plush doggy. :D From when I was a kid.
Make any bad comments about him and DIE. Spot is innocent and pure. |: Keep him out of this.
Aaaanyway.
Weirdo. I'd take the cake and eat it, too.
~ Gabriel
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There are pleeenty of good women Gabe. I mean, I've got Fala and Latona now to hit on. Plenty to keep me occupied.
You could try...uh...Alric. He'd be like a middle ground for yah.
Hehe.
Also...you sleep with a stuffed animal? Is that so you can say "Roman touched me here, and here, and here, in my naughty place" ?
~Marshal
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Hahaha. Suuure. xD
Come on, you made me answer your question. It's only fair to answer mine. >3
You know, a body is warmer than a stuffed animal. >3
'Specially when its name starts with R and ands in N. And happens to be five letters long. :p
You call me a weirdo? Take a look in the mirror, bucko.
Marshal: HA. You know I don't share, right?
-Fala
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Well then stake your claim if you don't wanna share ~_^
~Marshal
PS Or one that starts with a T and ends in an E and is six letters long.
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I don't know what's going on here T_T
I do know there was some mention of cake.
I'd like caaaake. Lots of nummy nummy cake. x3 Cause who doesn't like Cake? Cake is the delicious!
~Wulf!~
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|: I know if may be a foreign concept for you bunnies, but I'm good on my own! >_<;;
...Not in that way! Augh! But anyway! No need for warm bodies, that's what electric blankets are good for during cold nights.
Just...I...gakhsk! Why do you guys keep saying ROMAN?! >___<
And no, Marshal. |: Spot is purely sentimental so shush.
Leave me alone. ;__;
~ Gabriel
P.S. And Fala, I looked in the mirror and I saw AWESOME. Don't look in your mirror. You'll just see FAIL. :?
P.P.S. ...........Marshal, shut up. Just...don't joke about that right now, okay? It's not funny... *sighs*
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...XD
You incriminate yourself so much, it's almost too funny.
I didn't say Roman at all! You came to that conclusion all by yourself. >3
I just looked in the mirror, and saw nothin' that even resembled FAIL. More like unparalleled greatness. >3
Marshal: I'll stake my claim, but only if you retract that last comment to Gabriel. That was uncalled for. :/ Otherwise, you'll have to be fine on your own.
-Fala
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WHAT ELSE CAN BE SPELLED WITH 5 LETTERS STARTING WITH R AND ENDING WITH N?!?!?!
RAMEN?!
YOU CAN'T HAVE SEX WITH RAMEN!!
ARGH! >____<
Okay. I'm better now. |:
Thank you, Fala. You get some love back for that last statement. |:
Because yeah, Marshal, that was low. -__- LESS LOVE FOR YOU.
I misses him. :
~ Gabriel
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Fine, that was a tad harsh. Retracted.
Can you ever forgive me gabbykins? ;~;
~Marshal
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Ewww, noodle sex. :/ That's awfully strange, even for you. x3
Good to hear it, Gabe.
Didn't know him that well, myself, I'm afraid. :/
-Fala
Marsh- See? Ain't that better? >3
*Slaps hand on the counter*
I'd like to lay claims on Marshal's ass, for the time being. >3
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Hehe, awesome.
Though the mention off ass does bring Gaybriel back into my mind xP
~Marshal
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...I didn't say it...I said you can't have sex with it! Euch! >_<
Not many people knew him. : But...uh...off that topic...
You can have Marshland's ass. I don't want it. |: Ewwie.
And you are forgiven.
~ Gabriel
AND STOP IT WITH THE GAYBRIEL!
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:roll:
You may not want it, Gabriel, but if it keeps me warm tonight, who am I to protest? 8)
Marsh- You'd better not be thinking of him, later on. D<
I swear, if you scream out his name, I'll tear your balls off.
Savvy? ^_^
-Fala
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I don't think there's much risk of that. I mean yeah, if Gabby was a girl I might tap that, but as it stand, no. I don't swing that way. Much to Gabriels delight I'm sure.
Though the thought of me screaming his name is just....so funny xD
~Marshal
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...Thank gods I'm not a girl. |:
Marshal'd probably send someone to rape me. :roll:
~ Gabriel
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Naaah. For you babe, i'd totally do it myself ~_^
~Marshal
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You'd better not.
...Wow.
Marshal, I gotta admit, you certainly are gutsy, talking to Gabe like that in front of me. :/ I thought I was special!
*Pretends to sob while readying a knife*
-Fala
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... :shock:
Fala, protect me! D8
~ Gabriel
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Aaaw, you are special babe. And untill you inevitably get bored of me and move on, you'll be the only girl for me because I don't want anything important to be cut off in my sleep.
Oh Gabe, calm down. I wouldn't tap something my friend was already doing anyway.
*snugz Fala*
~Marshal
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-Sigh- >.<
Marshal, why are you even considering tapping that when you've got me?
...Are you trying to tell me that I'm not good enough for you? D<
Or... are you coming out of the closet, too? o.O
*Snugz back*
-Fala
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....'_' What friend doing what...?
~ Gabriel
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I'm not considering it xDD
I'm just scaring Gaybie. So that next time a strange man comes into his room in the middle of the night, he might think twice before pretending to be alseep. Because it might be me O___O
You're well and truly good enough xP
~Marshal
PS Roman, doing you. Duuuuh.
-
Funny how we're talking about being good enough when we haven't actually done anything, yet. xD
...Still, the thought of you sneaking into another man's room at night? Unnerving.
Especially since when I'm through with you, I'll exhaust you to the point where you won't have enough energy to walk, anyway. >3
Mwahahaha.
-Fala
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...Because you might try and rape me? ;__;
AND ROMAN DOES NOT...just...akjddj fhdk!!!
Where did that even COME from?! Why do people think of us like that?! WHY?!
~ Gabriel
P.S. Fala, keep him tired and out of my room plz. ;__; Handcuff him to your bed or something just in case.
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I can still judge by what I've seen ~_^
...O.O
Hot.
Handcuffs, nice.
~Marshal
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I need to get a new pair, myself. Hopefully he's got one, since the last guy I was with tried handcuffing me to the bed.
You can imagine how well that turned out. :roll:
And... my bed? My bed or his? I don't want to forget to unlock the damn cuffs and have him lying in my room all day. x3
-Fala
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...I'm picturing a lot of blood everywhere...'_'
Ahem.
Er, his bed, your bed, wherever! I wasn't giving it much more thought than KEEP HIM AWAY FROM ME! D8
You could lock him in a closet for all I mind!
Just...don't wanna get raped. |:
~ Gabriel
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Hehe...if you put Marshal in the closet, he can finally come out!
Since he was all...protesting an' stuff...being all...I love the women and the men are scary...
Hehe, silly Marshal!
~Wulf!
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Hahahaha. xD
Blood's hard to wash out of sheets, though. Hopefully we'll have enough bleach on hand to wash it all out the next morning...
Closet? Kinky. XD
He won't rape ya. I think.
For his sake. :/
-Fala
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Totally wulf. Totaly. :roll:
I woooon't. Once again, not into the chocolate highway route.
~Marshal
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Are you suuuuure Marshal? Cause like...you seem so obsessed with Gabriel...like...yo u're sitting there goin' "Is he? Is he not?" cause then like...you'd finally be able to sex him.
You dun hafta hide from us. We don't care! I don't care anyway...Wherever you choose to stick yourself is fine by me! 8D
I remember when I figured out I could go either way. Hehe, Mr. Leech had to explain it all to me and he was so flustered for it. I think Roman was too. It was fuuuun seein them stumble about tryin' to explain. I don't think Mr. Leech understands man love.
~Wulf~
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I'm pretty sure Wulfy. I don't really like guys who like to go both ways...
And I definately love women. One in particular ~_^
I mean, if you want cock, good for you. At least you're no longer competing with me for women. What you're doing is just having your cake and eating it too.
xP
~Marshal
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....Marshal, you're sick...
*virtual hugs for Fala!* Thank yoooou for protecting my ass! :D :D :D
Literally. |:
~ Gabriel
...Wulf...no comment. Lmao.
Though I doubt Roman was flustered. Unless we're talking about different Romans because...it's ROMAN.
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Ohhh, so you just like guys who go one way! Okay Marshal!
8D
I like Satori though. She's preeeetty. And Miss Seiteki. But I like her more like a sister. Cause she's nice to me. <3
I wonder where my Satori is anyway...:3
~Wulf
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You're welcome, Gabriel. I'll make sure to deliver your ass to a certain R---n as payment for rescuing you from Marshal. >3 You have to videotape at least one of your escapades, after all!
Hope you're the uke. I get money if you're the uke. >3
-Fala
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....*blinks*
...Wtf does 'uke' mean...?
Do I even wanna know...?
*morbid curiosity*
...I'm gonna regret this, I can feel it.
~ Gabriel
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I think it means you're the taker. The bitch.
Which you so totally are.
~Marshal
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Yeah, pretty much. >3
Are you the one on the receiving end of this relationship, Gabriel? >D
-Fala
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NO! :shock:
THERE IS NO RELATIONSHIP! AUGH!
Forget I asked. >_<
~ Gabriel
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Well, I figured I'd ask. x3
-Fala
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I'm more than a little disturbed.
- Seiteki
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Me too. |:
~ Gabriel
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What's there to be disturbed about? :/ It's just secks. >3
-Fala
Even spelled it differently so I wouldn't offend the little ones, here. >3
-
Sei is very disturbed by secks.
~Marshal
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Very disturbed.
It makes babies.
- Seiteki.
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Not if you're carefull ^^
Ick, babies.
~Marshal
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The thought of you spawning scares me, too.
-Seiteki
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It's perfectly natural. I'm not sure what you all find 'icky' about it. :/
Immature twits.
-Fala
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Ouch. I'm hurt, right here, in my heart.
~Marshal
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Sex has lost it's spark, so to speak.
Just a natural body function that feels good if you have a good partner. Nothing special to it, doesn't deserve all the attention you give it though.
Perverts.
- Seiteki.
P.S: Marshy-Babe? What heart?
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I'm not sure you're apprecianting just how good it feels. :
But yes, I'm a pervert. Oh, which reminds me. Sei, you should really lock your door when you're taking a shower...
Hehe...I kid.
I have a heart, it's right here on the left. Pumps blood and everything.
~Marshal
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Aw Wulf I'm still here ^_^.
I like j00 toooo.
You guys! Just leave Gabey alone, he doesn't have to define himself one way or the other!
So there!
Though Marshal does seem to have an obsession O_o.
And sucking pies off people's fingers is weird if you're not....
But like I said! No one has to define themselves!
-Satori C.
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I only sucked the pie off his fingers because I knew he wouldn't expect it! >_<
We were playing "who will flinch first?", okay?!
GUH.
Thank you, Satori, I think I love you. <3333
~ Gabriel
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Don't worry Gabe I got you!
They pick on you I have a giant tail for slapping and poking ^_^.
-Satori C.
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Your tail is lot cooler than my wings o.O
Sure I can fly but slapping and poking (and stabbing ^^) is so much cooler
I remember when I first saw you I was like "OMG that tail is freaking awesome! I want one!"
Remember orientation Satori?
Ah, happy fun times, we were so young and innocent ^^
~Latona
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Now the evil twistedness has set in!
We had no chance really!
And Thank You ^_^.
-Satori C.
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... I'm retracting the beverage ban. It's no outside stimulant, you're all just fucked up.
==Pilot Imperial Soren==
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Hehe ^^ We could have told you that in the beginning
...
Wait?
Did we just suffer for nothing?
You fiend!
Oh well! *runs off to get hot chocolate with 6 sugars* ^^
~Latona
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Wooooohooo!
Irish Cream Coffee! xD
Want some Marshal?
I'd offer Wulf some but I'm scared to see you drunk lova.
-Satori C.
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Holy hell, I can have my coffee back! :D
Awesome.
I'm off to grab an eye-opener. THAT will make up for the lack of caffeine in the past few days. >3
-Fala
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Mmmm....Irish Coffee....
Why's it called that anyway? Who was this 'Irish' fellow?
~Marshal
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yay! Tasty drinks! With sugar and caffeine!
i do not know who Irish was, but he was tasty.
-Alaric
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Hmm that's a good question Marshal. *ponders*
Who knows!
-Satori C.
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Is Irish Cream Coffee like Edanith Cream Coffee?
Because that stuff both sucks and blows >.<
And Marshal no predictable inuedo please ^^
...Unless it's toward Gabriel and R---n then I'll just laugh
~Latona
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Sucks AND blows?
If it swallowed it'd be you, Latona! Don't think you taste like coffee though.
Might be something to worry about if you do.
- Seiteki.
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.....Why are you picking on me?
I didn't do anything to you ;_;
You're a fellow winged being and Marshal hater aren't you?
~Latona
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I'm picking on you because you left yourself wide open.
You were supposed to play along. Yes I'm winged, yes I dislike Marshal, but that doesn't mean I have to love you like a sister. |: Who I would probably harass anyway.
- Seiteki.
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What's this about sucking and blowing?
...Oh, not towards me again, huh? :/ How depressing.
And here I thought someone was offering.
Skanks. >p
-Fala
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....I didn't say that
....I was supposed to play along huh?
Sorry Seiteki not into roleplay o.O
She shoots, she scores
Gotcha!
~Latona
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I know what you do alone, Latona.
- Seiteki.
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Of course! I dream of you Seiteki *dreams*
Because I wuv you *huggles*
~Latona
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Aww. Yay~
You've learned how to play along! I thought you didn't do that?
- Seiteki.
-
...Not usually but there's only so many butts you can kick in a day
*winks*
And I've had sugar ^^
~Latona
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That's adorable! You think you can kick my butt! :roll:
Cutest thing I've heard all day.
- Seiteki.
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Aww you think I'm cute ^^
Thanks Seiteki *huggles*
~Latona
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I really hoped I wouldn't have to say this...
I'm sorry Latona, I'm not a lesbian. I can't return your love. :|
- Seiteki.
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Nooo!! ;_;
*is crushed*
How could you Seiteki!
Seitekkkkiiiiiiiiii ii!!!!
~Latona
-
:O
That's not what you told me in the bedroom!
Wulf was there he can vouch. >.>
Mwahahahaha >;3
-Satori C.
I kid Marshal don't eat my head.
-
...And people say I'm gay. |:
~ Gabriel
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You are gay.
Why would I eat your head? O.o
~Marshal
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Sorry Gabriel but you are gay
And the sooner you admit that to yourself the happier you'll be
And Satori, wuv you as well *huggles*
I just love scorprion tail's ^^
~Latona
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Kiddo, you are gay. Frutilicious. Flaming.
:roll:
Bah. Decided to go easy on my Candidate. His first day and mine, after all. Kid looks like he can be an overconfident little shit, though, so I'm on the lookout for that. At least he tests well.
Almost busted his nose, but that's nothing.
So, any mentors in here- any advice on how NOT to totally look like Dyerlich in regards to mentoring? :roll:
-Fala
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I pushed mine out of Tenebrous pen and then told him the grouchy old dragon did
Hehe
I caught him when he was 1cm from the ground, that's a personal record ^^
Next time I'll try for half a cm ^^
I'm being nice to mine for the first week to lull him into a false sense of security
...Then I'll break his arms ^^
~Latona
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HA! Nice. Wait... doesn't Jorinth sleep next to Tenebrous? o.O
Oh, wait. Male candidate. So he probably didn't try to eat him.
Woow, what a bitch. x3 That's awesome, Latona. Too bad I can't pull that shit and blame it on Jorinth!
Oh, you're being nice for a whole week? o.O I thought a day would be enough.
I dunno. First candidate, and all. Guess you can say I'm a bit apprehensive.
-Fala
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Nika's my first too ^^
Pushing him was awesome, his scream was so cool and he liked tried to grab onto nothing
Priceless
Yes Jorinth does sleep next to Tenebrous
He asked Nika to scratch him. I might have to use that as a reward for little Nika since he seemed to enjoy it
~Latona
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Aw Candidates! So cute! I wish I had one! I am so jealous!
~Alaric
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Sorry Alaric but I think you're in the same category as Mara
Which is 'Never in a million years'
~Latona
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Aw! I am hurt! Why would you say that? I can be good with the little candidates! Honest!
~Alaric
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Hahaha *pats Alaric*
I don't have one either don't worry.
I don't think I'm quite cold enough to have one yet.
-Satori C.
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*clings to Satori*
I am not alone in my pain then! We shall have tea and cookies to drown our sorrows! And pine over not having candidates.
Then I think we should go 'help' everyone else with their candidates :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
-Alaric
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...You guys ALL lose love points. |:
Though you can keep one, Fala, 'cause you called me flaming. Which means I'm hawt. Which I totally am and you know it. Mwah! <3 Fruitilicious, though? Dunno, jojoba's a flower not a fruit, isn't it? That's the kinda shampoo I use! :D That's what makes my hair so soft and touchable, baby!
Hum. Am I the only one trying NOT to kill my candidates...? '_'
I don't think being cold has anything to do with it. I mean, I got two and it's my first time! :D But it's also me and I'm awesome like that. You just gotta seriously want to, y'know...actually help them pass. |: This is serious, guys. You only got six months before Roman decides if they get to move to Stage 2 or get shipped for TRIM and vivisection and deathiness. I know I'm gonna be doing everything it takes to make sure both of mine make the cut.
Sure, that may mean beating the hell out of them if fear is the motivator they need, but...it's not all about torture, y'know. :
~ Gabriel
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...I know but that's part of the fun ^^
I decided to make training my candidate into a game ^^
If he does well and makes good choices he gets points
If he does stupid things he loses points
And if I successfully hurt or scare him I get points
It's Latona 3 Nika 2 so far o.O But there's still a few months before the grace period is over ^^
His scream as I pushed him out of Tenebrous' pen will stay with me forever
Hehe
~Latona
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It's not all about torture? Gabe, that's the main reason any of us put up with the job. Course, I'm not taking anymore until the stains come out of my old uniform. I really thought his head could take the hit...
But now I'm just remembering good times.
-Valmont-
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I wouldn't have even volunteered to be a mentor if I didn't get to torture the candidates
And I don't intend on killing mine...just scaring him ^^
And I might unprettify his face since he seems so proud of it ^^
Maybe I should take a leaf out of Dyerlich book and carve my name into his forehead
Or maybe cute little flowers into his cheeks ^^
~Latona
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Ahem.
Candidates are a valuable commodity. They don't just grow on trees.
So...whatever. |: Just make sure they actually pass, mmmk? Remember that how well they do is also a reflection on you.
Whoa, that rhymed.
~ Gabriel
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Aw, I lose love too Gabby? What did I do?
And yes! Passing is just as important as torture. Torture should only be used to teach and mold. Not just to do it. Or they will break. And then they get sent to TRIM and we all mock you.
Unless you are Dyerlich. Then I shall stay respectfully silent.
-Alaric
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You're probably right Gabey!
That's a much better way to look at it.
-Satori C.
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I'm with Gabby on this one. You can be a hardass, but torturing them just 'cause? You really need help. Even Roman doesn't smack his candidates "just 'cause". Latona, your attempt at being cool by torturing your poor candidate is faaaailing.
I think they need to recheck who can take on a candidate and who shouldn't. Even Dyerlich doesn't go "Hmm, I'm bored, let see how many strips of flesh I can carve out of the little pink one." But Latona? "I wanted to hear him scream like a little girl, ahaha!" We're not mentoring the kids so we ( read; you ) can have perverse fun at their expense. We're mentoring them so they know what they can get away with once they're pilots, and what they can expect once they get out of the hell hole called "The ATC".
Oh well, that's just my opinion. Maybe I'll send Roman an e-mail to better check which pilots can take on Candidates, since some of you don't seem to get it.
- Seiteki.
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I never said I did it just because >.<
I was letting him know who's boss
He's arrogant and thinks he'd better than everyone else
I was making sure he knew that wasn't
...You don't think I'm that irresponsible and heartless do you?
Sure it was funny, but it did have a purpose o.O
As for making his training into a game...Life's a game for me ^^
I'm training him in the same way I look at life
~Latona
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Well then, there you have it, you know why I don't take candidates. They'll be fine after they hit stage 5 and get their personalities taken care of.
-Valmont-
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Who are you??
Soren?
If you don't put yer name at the end we can't tell buddy.
~Marshal
(See? See how you know who's bitching at you?)
-
Gabe: Totally hawt. :roll: To R---n, anyway. x3
Anyways.
Yeesh, I'm hoping I can get someone to help with the psychic training of my Candidate. Y'all know my problem. >.< Not the terribly best teacher out there, in that regard. Damn it. :x
No, I'm not trying to kill my candidate. What do you take me for? :/ God, I want the kid to pass, but I gotta knock the arrogant lil' thing down a peg or two, first.
-Fala
-
Whooaaa...noodles think I'm hawt?! I think ramen's pretty hawt, too! Or hot, rather, 'cause they are hot after you microwave them... :D I'd know, I burned my tongue on 'em a couple nights ago. Owie.
Anyway!
I know, I know...beatdowns are sometimes necessary, don't know a stove's hot until you get burned or something like that. I just got a little worried there 'cause everyone was being all "MWAHAHA! TORTURE TIEMZ BE NAO PLZ! :twisted:" which made me go " :shock:" and worry that the kids were gonna like...not pass...because people forgot this was the candidate program and not a medieval torture dungeon or something. Even though the ATC feels like that. Sure felt like that to me when I was a candidate, lemme tell ya. >_>
Good we're all on the same page after all, though! :D Whatever we do, it should be with the candidate's best interests in mind, y'know? We're making Pilots! These are gonna be our peers one day! Our little babies that we get to watch grow up! <333
...That's both exciting and very scary. '_'
Anyway. Six months. It's not a heck of a lot of time...
~ Gabriel
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It's a lot of pressure I'm sure o.o
If anyone needs help I am available.
Not having one of my own it'd be easy to help a bit. ^_^
-Satori C.
-
I will also offer help if anyone wants it! As much as I say I want a candidate, I don't really. Far to much responsibility. But it is so fun to see the cute little candidates!
-Alaric
-
If anyone is on their computer right now I suggest you go to the Mess Hall to see how Demya redecorated it ^^
It certainly is more colourful and interesting now ^^
And a note to the other pilots, if you won't let me have my own candidate
I will just influence your's ^^
~Mara
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I'd like to agree with most (Save for Latona) that the torture, or discipline, should be reserved only for when necessary, and should never be just because. It is a motivator, it is a teacher, it helps to let the candidates know what is wrong and what should never be done again, not to show the candidate that you can do anything you want when you want. I'm glad some of you understand it, and some of you don't. Fear can be a nice motivator for them, but some don't even need it. Just remember, start helping the candidates with their powers, with their attitudes, and their intelligence. I am hoping my Angels will be able to pass, all of them.
Heh, and good to know I have Alaric trained too.
Also I think...did Seiteki actually use me as an example? A good example for that matter?
~Dyerlich
P.S - Yes I'm dropping the formal title.
-
Hey! I haven't hurt little Nika one bit, I just scared him a little and I haven't done anything like that since for your information
I get it, don't hurt unless they do something seriously wrong.
I'm actually starting to like the kid though, he reminds of myself a bit o.O
And at least I don't go telling other people's candidates
'Oh why don't you decorate the mess hall so it looks like an ornate jungle?'
If Mara doesn't get in shit for that, then that is a serious injustice.
~Latona
-
I have seen you when you feel like putting some fear into the candidates. And I do not wish to be on the receiving end of that anytime soon.
Also, I was raised well by my parents. Do not anger the 7 foot tall man with sharp point claws and elbow spikes of d00m :mrgreen:
-Alaric
-
CandidateS! S! Plural?
I only have one and he's my first!
You lying bastard
And the stupid smilie after 'elbow spikes of d00m' sounds like you have some kid of weird fetish
~Latona
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An...gels...? '_' Lmao, you're kidding right? :lol:
Anyway, yay! Everyone gets it now! So now we can all be merry and...hehe, watch the candidates have their little party. I think it's adorable. <3 And after orientation, I think they need some normalcy. We all do, else we'd all go nutso! Just be on the lookout. My Psychic Senses are tingling and I predict drunk candidates. >_> It could get messy.
Btw I think the mess hall looks the best it's been in like...ages. All it needs are some tigers and monkeys and elephants and then we could all go on safari. That'd be so cool.
~ Gabeykins
P.S. Yo Alaric when we gonna start planning the you-know-what, eh? Eh?
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Yes! It looks amazing
Thank you for agreeing me with Gabriel ^^
Since you did I shall leave your candidates alone ^^
Nika however I may have to have a word with ^^
~Mara
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You do you die
~Latona
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Sorry Latona dear I can't die ^^
Ah, it's good to be an immortal
And you forgot the comma ^^
It should be 'You do, you die.' ^^
~Mara
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......
I know where you live
~Latona
[OOC Sorry for the stream of posts from me but I was like OMG it'd be funny if Latona said that, then OMG it'd be funny if Mara said that and...you get the picture >.<]
-
Maybe I secretly lust after Dyerlich and his sexy elbow spikes? I could you know. And that hair just makes my knees go weak :mrgreen:
-Alaric
P.S. Yes! Gabby! *wink wink* The thing with the planning! And we need to get you your thing for the thing we are planning.
-
...At least you're honest about your sexual orientation I guess
Unlike SOME people
*glances at Gaybriel*
~Latona
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I hate to disappoint you there Alaric but I'm not interested in a soiree with you. However, the idea of all three of my candidates getting drunk seems like a rather interesting invitation. I wonder if I could scare them into never drinking again by getting them to pass out and then putting them all in one bed, with me in the middle. Heh. I bet they'd never step out of line again.
And yes Gabriel, they are Dyerlich's Angels. Sort of like a secret weapon of some sort. I still have yet to order the latex and spandex outfits for them. Heh.
~Dyerlich
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I am so glad you were not my mentor now >.<
And you are such a hypocrite
And correct me if I'm wrong but isn't one of them underage?
You are a cruel cruel bastard
...Actually I think we all are o.O
Thank god it isn't JUST me ^^
~Latona
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Dyerlich is a normal young man.
Old man?
Anyway, pervy for lusting after young flesh.
Perv.
- Seiteki.
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Well you're not wrong so I can't correct you on that issue, but for me, everything would be underage. And I never said I would have sex with them, I only said I would make them THINK I did. Besides, if she's old enough to think she can get drunk, then she's old enough to handle any responsibilities and consequences.
And yes, we are all cruel bastards.
I could always crave your flesh Seiteki. You do have such a pretty mouth, those nice lips of yours, that quick tongue. Making me get goosebumps just thinking about them.
~Dyerlich
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Isn't she like really timid though? And unlikely to even think of drinking alcohol
What's her name? It was really stupid I know that
Her parents must have really hated her to give her a stupid name
I heard she daren't breathe wrong for fear you'd hurt her
And it seems Tenebrous certainly didn't help matters o.O
~Latona
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I AM frickin' honest about my orientation and I don't see why you all care so much anyway uehfogygwilbq!
Unless you all just wanna bone me. |: I get it now. You're all after my bum. I know I'm a fine, fine piece of hot sexy manflesh and all, but please try and restrain yourselves. <3 I bruise easy and I'm shyyy~
...*snort*
Just be quiet. >_>
ANYWAY! Yay! Alaric! We should totally get on that! I'm excited! :D :D
Dyerlich's Angels...
No comment.
~ Gabriel (there is no Y in my name kthnxbai!)
P.S Dyerlich...
Never do that again.
Plz.
NEVER.
*shudder*
-
Is that why your name is Latona, Latona? |: Did your parents hate you?
Dyerlich?
No.
Never.
Ever.
Not in a million years.
EVER.
Don't even IMAGINE it.
Ew.
- Seiteki.
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It's Vyomini. Her name is Vyomini. I don't think it's stupid, it's different, but what can I say? My name is Dyerlich, that's just as weird I believe. Well, if she does drink alcohol, she's going to have a lot of fun regretting it at least! And no, Tenebrous did not help at all.
And what are you getting on of Alaric's Gabriel, if I might be so bold to enquire. Heh heh.
And there is nothing wrong with Dyerlich's Angels. It suits them. If it helps, I can call them my Valkyries instead. Both are acceptable I find.
And never do what again Gabriel?
Sorry Seiteki, already imagining it. Yep. Imagining it very clearly. I'll send you a mental picture later, you'll like it. I think it flatters you nicely really.
~Dyerlich
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Yes, they probably did hate me as I'm sure your's hated you Seiteki
Vyomini huh?
Well...you're right it is different...
~Latona
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As a matter of fact. My mother DID hate me. :3
- Seiteki.
P.S: But it was my father who named me. It matches his y'know.
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Awwww. How sad. My lust for Dyerlich's elbow spikes must be one sided :cry: I do not know how I will go on.
And the candidates are having a party? How cute! Though I pity the poor Angels, waking up to find they have had a night of mad passion with the sex king Dyerlich and his elbow spikes and not to be able to remember it! That is a sad fate indeed :mrgreen:
When are you free my sweet Gabbykins?
-Alaric
P.S. I think the name is pretty
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Oh....okay....
Sorry?
~Latona
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I'm free whenever you are, Ally-dear. <3
So flushing the rest of this convo from my head...
~ Gabriel
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Let us go tonight! And I shall treat you to dinner <3 And then I can pretend it is a date :mrgreen:
I have a wonderful idea for what you should do too!
-Alaric
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[strike:3g8lzh5r]Oh my, you're gonna make Roman jealous.[/strike:3g8lzh5r]
Okay! It's a...uhm...I was gonna say date, but it's not. >_> It's a play-date. Yeah!
So see ya 'round, say, 6-ish, yeah? Tell me your ideaaas!
~ Gabriel
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...Why are you sorry? I ruined my mothers life. No need for YOU to be sorry.
Cheer up, silly!
- Seiteki.
P.S: You can call it a get together. Or... Going to eat food outting.
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Oh, okkies then ^^
I am intrigued as to what these two are planning
It seems more than gay bum sex and lots of it to me
~Latona
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You claim your sexual orientation Gabriel and then we go and see you making dates publicly to Alaric? Denial will only get you so far before "Methink the ladyman doth protest too much" don't you know.
~Dyerlich
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[strike:3olue2vm]I don't think Roman is going to be jealous of me[/strike:3olue2vm]
But calling it a date makes it more fun oh love of my life :mrgreen:
And you will love the ideas! I have one for what you should get for ...uh....you know who! Hopefully you know who...I do not want the suprise leaked here!
-Alaric
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Aww, Sei...if you need a mom you can borrow mine. :D Even share my little sister.
........
Dyerlich.
You...NO LOVE. NONE! Dx Same for you Latona!
THIS IS NOT A DATE!
THAT WAS A JOKE!
Omg guys do you have to take everything seriously?! Do you want gay pr0n of me THAT much?! I swear it's an obsession for you all! AUGH!
So mean. Better be nicer or you won't get invited. |:
>_> Al, it's not a "date" anymore. It's an outing. People are just...too pervy...<_<
And I know whatcha mean! *wink* Mwahahahaha...this is gonna be fun.
~ Gabriel
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Dyerlich deserves praise for that comment
I would give him a high five but...well...spikes o.O
What? No love! DX
*Is crushed*
*Gets over it*
I bounced back ^^
~Latona
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Latona and Dyerlich deserve smacks for being inconsiderate assholes.
Seriously, give it up you guys. This is getting old FAST. I like how you guys pick on the nicest of the bunch.
- Seiteki.
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Do you really want to smack Dyerlich?
I mean really?
And as you said to me, he left himself wide open
Would you rather we pick on you?
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I was merely stating my opinion Seiteki. And why would I want gay pornography of Gabriel? What won't we get invited to? You mean I'll miss out on another Pilot Planned thing then? Well, at least I was there for pie.
Such is life!
~Dyerlich
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Pick on me about what, pray tell?
And you're a cow, Gabriel is nice. There's a difference.
- Seiteki.
P.S: Your opinion sucks Dyerlich.
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I love you, Seiteki. <3
|: And leave Seiteki alone. She rocks my toe socks.
*hugs Seiteki*
~ Gabriel
P.S. |: I don't leave myself open...I could say "It's a lovely day out today!" and people would still be all "OMG UR GHEY!!!" Baaah.
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Poor Gabbykins! *glomphuggles* Don't worry! I still love you!
-Alaric
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Invited? *re-reads Gabriel's post*
Ooh, that does sound interesting...
Okay, I apologise Gabriel
I was out of line
*Throws cookies*
I know I'm a cow, I hold my hands up to it
You are too though
As I said earlier, none of us are very nice...except Gabriel ^^...and maybe Alaric o.O
~Latona
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No.
I'm blunt.
I don't go out of my way to belittle someone.
Latona, speak for yourself when saying no one is nice. (:
- Seiteki.
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Blunt huh
Fine I will keep my opinions to myself
However I will spam the blog with pointless and annoying facts
Tenebrous' favourite colour is Dark Green
His favourite food is rabbit
He oftens dreams of chasing rabbits
Happy now?
~Latona
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Now now. Lets be nice and instead talk of happy things!
Like how there is something coming up that you will get invited too!
And you are still invited Dyerling :D
-Alaric
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Apology accepted. You will get an invite after all.
'Cause I'm nice like that! :D :D
Now now, ladies, let's all kiss and make up 'kay? We shouldn't be fighting. :(
~ Gabriel
P.S. If Dyerlich apologizes for being mean, he can come. :D
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... You obviously misunderstand the meaning blunt.
But whatever flies your dragon.
Just stop with the stupid gay jokes. Even if someone here likes playing for the other team, you should hardly harass them for it. I always thought people grew out of being scared of something silly like that but... Judging from you lovely Pilots, I was wrong.
I have a long memory Gabriel. It'd harder to let little things go than it used to be, unfortunately.
- Seiteki
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....What the hell?
Did anyone just see that white flash right now?
~Latona
[OOC Shameless Plug (http://http://remnants.spiritsoftheearth.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=22&t=876)]
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Nope!
But, maybe only the weaker psychics felt it?
I can feel some sort of after-shock type thing now that I'm looking for it.
- Seiteki.
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Seiteki I'm being serious
Something that bright is not natural o.O
Please tell me I'm not the only one who noitced it
~Latona
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...I was being serious. I didn't see anything. But I feel an after-shock type thing now that I'm looking for it.
Maybe you're the weakest link or maybe your window is facing the explosion? If you're so damn curious, you go look. You're a Pilot, it's not like you're not allowed to bust in and look at whatever it is.
- Seiteki.
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I am not the weakest link. Have you ever seen me use my powers?
We have to go through hell to pass so none of us are 'the weak link'
I'm going to go check that explosion now
~Latona
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... I just realised how curious I'm not.
Meh.
- Seiteki.
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Hate to say it Seiteki but she was not the only one that noticed it
As much as Latona is an annoying bitch she has a point we should be curious
What if it's a psychic?
~Mara
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Then you're a weak psychic too?
Um... I don't see the point. Like I said, if you're so curious, go ahead and look. Also, seeing as how we have so many candidates this time around, one psychic isn't... Too.. amazing anymore.
- Seiteki.
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....Weak Psychic?
Blunt?
Okay....
You were so annoyed at people, particularly Latona, mistreating their students
Yet if there is the possibility of another candidate. You don't care
For someone who takes the moral high ground a lot you sure are contrary
~Mara
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Why are we talking about some boring flash? Who the hell cares?
~Marshal
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Then why didn't I feel it? If its soooooooo powerful, how come I can only find after-shocks when I'm looking?
The possibility of another candidate who can Blow Shit Up? I'm supposed to be excited?
I don't get it.
- Seiteki.
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New subject!
I like kittens. They are cute and fuzzy and fall over their own feet. It is adorable.
And.....um....how is everyone liking their kids? I hear there are lots of strange ones. Gorgons and harpies and the like. Any weird powers from your kids?
^.^;;
-Alaric
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...Latona obviously cares
And that girl doesn't care about much >.<
Please don't talk about candidates
They won't let me have one ;_;
~Mara
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Mine is suicidal and wants to get to TRIM.
I think he's offered to shoot Col. Going to have to find some sort of trump card with that kid.
- Seiteki.
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They want to go to TRIM? How odd. Why would they want that?
And they should not shoot poor Col! Whoever that is! That would be messy and sad
-Alaric
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Flash him. That might work ~_^
~Marshal
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Marshal?
Go stuff yourself.
- Seiteki.
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Mine're cool! I got a chick who seems really...nervous, but it's cute. After what I heard from her about orientation and what Roman and Dyerlich did, I don't blame her being gunshy. All Pilots must seem totally EVOL to her. >_>
Then I got--get this--the LEAD SINGER OF IF!!!
...My fault he's here. I ruined his life. |: Ah well, he's taken it really well! He's the lesbian pr0n kid. You may have heard about him. :D He's great.
OH NO! NOT COL! :shock: That kid's cute. I...feel kinda like an ass for picking on him in his blog. I was just foolin' around, though.
And jeez, suicidal? You better watch him, Sei. You'll get busted if he offs himself. |: And...
I think...
Have you tried ice cream? Ice cream cheers up everyone. I don't blame the kid being suicidal, I mean...ATC's HELL, no one really wants to come here. But he doesn't seem to get what he's gotten into if he wants to go to TRIM. Have you tried showing him pictures? Of what they do to people here? Maybe a motivational speech'll help. :D
I dunno, seems a lot of candidates think their life is over when they get here, but they're not! Encourage 'em. If they make it through this, they'll have more freedom than they had before.
Sorta.
Just tell 'em that. : I hate seeing them all sad and scared...they need something to hope for, y'know? Something to aim for, a goal. And if he wants to die, that goal should be good enough to make life seem worth living again. :D
I don't wanna see any of 'em get sent to TRIM...
~ Gabriel
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IF.
Something Fairy? I think you sang one of their songs once, badly i might add, without noticing.
I'm going to introduce June to Whiro. Whiro is... If THAT doesn't do it, I'll just keep a close eye on the kid and be more... I dunno.. Big sister than "Scary Pilot Mentor". Don't know what to do about my other cand-
You have a singer? Just clued in.
Lesbian pr0n? I think I picked up some traces of that when I was looking around the ATC. The kid got red hair? It was from a girl, maybe a lunch lady, but those were some pretty scary thoughts.
I dunno. I think getting to be a dragons pet is pretty cool.
- Seiteki
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Ah. I remember when I first came here. It was so scary. I knew no one and the pilots were all so scary!
And while some of these kids need a firm hand, it is good to remember that not all of them do. Sometimes they need to know that all is not over. That being a pilot isn't so bad.
And I agree that ice cream can cheer anyone up. I like the kinds with both mont and chocolate. Mmmmm.
Though Gabby! Are you for real? You got the lead singer of IF? You lie to me. You do. I want to meet him! Can I get an autograph do you think? Or would that not be appropriate?
-Alaric
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Hey you know you all thought I was crazy last night because I was saying about seeing a light
I was not imagining things!
I went to investigate and guess I what I found?
2 Psychics! Two more lil candidates ^^
Marshal took the girl though >.< I got stuck with the idiot boy who's far too cheeky for his own good and a total idiot.
As well as that he only just became a psychic last night so I have train him from scratch o.O
Oh yeah, Farica (the girl) has a pretty rare ability, she can MAKE psychics
Come on, that has to be slightly interesting...o.O
Oh, and Seiteki
In. Your. Face ^^
~Latona
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No. I didn't think you were crazy...
I thought you were a weak psychic.
That's got to be pretty stupid of you. Going to explore a dangerous area by yourself? Who on earth was your mentor, Latona? Hasn't anyone ever told you about a little thing called 'Back Up'?
...I'm seeing this as you proving that you know nothing about protocol than a lash to me... Did I miss something?
Also, at this point, finding two candidates and one who will very likely fail if he's insanely weak and an idiot isn't very.... Impressive. Though, if the girl blows shit up and makes the soldiers psychic she'll be shipped off to TRIM. Wouldn't do too well to have her as a pilot in the front lines, explode and leave our enemies to read our minds now, would it?
- Seiteki.
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Uh-huh
Yeah, too happy to let you get to me today ^^
He's an idiot but that's easily amended, besides I didn't say he was weak, I said he had to be trained from scratch. I don't know if he's weak or not yet
And what do you care anyway? I'm going be training him
And the girl's pretty bright so I'm sure she'll make a good pilot
And if you're that worried about her 'blowing shit up' then take it to HER mentor
As for going alone, I wasn't, Tenebrous came too ^^
He actually did something...not nasty for once o.O
I think because he was a bit bored o.O
~Latona
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...
You do realise that dragons can die from EMP charges, right? Didn't the incident with Temple and Providence teach you anything? What if Tenegrous died? What if she does her brain explosion thing again and kills all out dragons? How are you going to fix that? Hmm?
Who ever has her better keep her in a DAMN secure cell so she doesn't do her little trip thing again, if I even FEEL an after shock from some sort of thing that can turn people psychic or cut electrical systems I'll personally fly her to TRIM. Understood?
I'm not saying this to belittle your finding two candidates or feeling them first or anything, I'm just saying this because if she can do that, she poses a HUGE threat for... Everyone, actually.
- Seiteki.
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If they didn't want her here, they would have sent her to TRIM already
I am not in charge of the candidates
And Tenebrous didn't seem all that worried o.O and like all the drgons he doesn't answer to his pilot i.e. me
He could have told me not to go or to request backup at any time but he didn't
Okay, I admit Farica could be a threat but better on our side than someone else's right?
Who's to say she couldn't blow the TRIM station out of the sky?
Whoever has her, she is a possible threat to.
~Latona
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You don't seem to understand.
It's okay, I didn't expect you to.
- Seiteki.
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The girl is my candidate. I will be, of course, disabling dangerous portions of her brain. I don't see why it hasn't been done already really.
~Marshal
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....At the risk of sounding sensible for once
Why didn't Latona do that to Farica?
It would have made a lot more sense...
Maybe she shouldn't train candidates if she doesn't even follow basic protocol herself
...I'll gladly take them ^^
~Mara
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Indeed.
Though I am happy about it, Latona is...how do I put it....less prescise than I am.
I hope to preserve as much of her mind as possible.
~Marshal
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'Indeed'
Is that as yes? Can I be mentor to Nika and Setrul then?
Please ^^
Pretty please with cherries and sprinkles and chocolate sauce and nuts on top
~Mara
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Okay. I have no say in this... But...
Hell no.
- Seiteki.
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What the holy fuck are you on about? NO!
I was agreeing with you as to why Latona didn't do something.
Idiot.
~Marshal
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;_;
What makes you think I'll be a bad teacher?
;_:
~Mara
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Not up to me sweetness, take it up with the boss.
~Marshal
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Or just...
Live with it.
- Seiteki.
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Why should I o.O
I've been a pilot 70 years and I still never get any candidates
It's an injustice!
Latona and Gabriel have both been pilots 3 years? And they have 2 each!
~Mara
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Well if it makes you feel any better I'm pretty sure Latona slept with Soren to get them, and giving Gabriel candidates might be a joke on Roman's part...
~Marshal
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It doesn't make me feel any better
;_;
~Mara
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You're a bad role-model.
Hey! Gabriel is a great guy, he'll make some great pilots. Though, he did seem to get the easy ones. what was it? The smart-girl and a lead singer of some band?
- Seiteki.
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Why am I a bad role model?
Just because I'm nice to the candidates o.O
And if this is about the Mess Hall, the harpy hardly needed any encouragement from me >.<
~Mara
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Mmmhmm. I think Arrow is going to be easy, she's very....compliant.
Not like that Seiteki!!
I guess Farica balances it out for me though...
~Marshal
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....At least I don't view the candidates as sexual objects unlike SOME People
....*sigh*
;_;
~Mara
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....
No one does...
Do they?
Roman is a little iffy, but he's just... Twisted.
- Seiteki
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You said I'm a bad role model
...actually a lot of people say that o.O
But explain to be WHY I am?
~Mara
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...You're too damn weird.
-Seiteki
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Weird?
...Am I?
I never noticed...
One of the candidates is a gorgon though, then there's the harpy
Not mention a girl's who brain can short-out spacecraft
And you say I'M weird o.O
And you have wings!
~Mara
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...I never said you were weird looking. I said you were just weird.
And yes, I have wings. They're big and I fly with them. They're hereditary, I was born with them. Did it take you ALL this time to figure out that I had wings?
- Seiteki.
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She won't be shorting out anything for long. ^^
~Marshal
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o.O
Seiteki...
You're mean
No wonder Latona doesn't like you o.O
~Mara
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... Am I supposed to be seeking Latonas approval over.... Anything?
- Seiteki
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Yes she is.
Completely correct on this occasion though.
~Marshal
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No I mean that I didn't see why she detested you so much before, but now I do
Yay Marshal agrees!
~Mara
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...Well, it's nice to know a pink haired weirdo and a weird angel-chick detest me?
AndI should hope YOU think I'm mean, Marshswamp. You're not to nice yourself, Mr.
Seriously, what's with the Ice Queen nickname?
- Seiteki.
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You're the Ice Queen because you're frigid Tiki Tora, like a freezer. Cold fish.
~Marshal
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Ice Queen, is that what Marshal calls you?
Sorry, but that's inappropriate, 'Queen' is too grand a title for you
Ice Witch maybe?
....Do you know who hasn't made an appearance here yet, Alei
I'm going to go bug him to post ^^
~Mara
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That's a tad harsh. She's the coldest bitch around, so she gets to be queen of the frigid nun women.
~Marshal
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Ooo, I like Ice Witch.
Be careful what you wish for.
- Seiteki
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Alei's stupid rabbit-thing told him to tell me to go away o.O
And you LIKE Ice Witch....o.O
...Okaaay
~Mara
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I'm sorry, was being called an Ice Witch supposed be insu..
You got told off by a bunny.
And that's why you can't have candidates.
- Seiteki.
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That bunny is evil!
It's one of those mutant mtr ones, you know the ones with psychic powers o.O
That can render a normal human comatose o.O
Why is he even allowed to keep it?
~Mara
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I guess she's stopped caring that she's completely non-sexy.
Seriously, what is with that purple jumper anyway? Fugly.
~Marshal
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That's it.
I am not non-sexy, dammit.
And I LIKE my purple sweater.
- Seiteki
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You're as sexy as a fat guy in a bikini.
And if you ake any jokes about me finding guys in bikini's I will come and cut you. >:|
~Marshal
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Marshal...
I didn't know you were looking for those, you should have just slapped on a speedo and looked in a mirror! Right under the list from fat-man-in-a-bikini. Marshal-in-a-speedo.
- Seiteki.
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GODS DAMNIT SEITEKI I SAID NO JOKES! ><
And don't go inot the semantics of what I said not to do >_>
THe point is! I don't think you could be sexy if you tried. You havn't got the guts to wear anything even mildly skimpy.
~Marshal
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HA. You don't listen to me, why the hell should I give you that, what'cha gonna do? Ban me from the network? Ha.
Oh yeah? What makes you think that? Is it my wings? Are they unattractive?
- Seiteki.
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I'd say yes....but it goes against my (admitantly somewhat flimsy...) morals. So no Sei, your wings are not unnatractive.
~Marshal
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Fantastic.
Then how am I unattractive? Hmm?
- Seiteki
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You aren't.
I said you weren't sexy.
It's about how you dress.
~Marshal
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Fine.
I'll dress in something SO out of character you'll be drooling on your shoes. In fact I'll even play the role.
- Seiteki
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Oh? Planning to sit on my lap and cuddle are we Sei?
Heh. That'll be the day.
~Marshal
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We'll see now, won't we?
Ice Witch is going to freeze your assets but while she does it you'll be hot, hot, hot.
- Seiteki
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O__o
Yeah right.
If you think you can be all "Hahaha, Marshal was totally getting turned on when I was telling him stuff on the blog harharhar" later you're sorely mistaken.
~Marshal
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.....
You get turned on by words?
...... I think I missed something.
- Seiteki
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No, I don't thats my point...
Gah, nevermind, i don't beleive you.
~Marshal
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O_O I don't stop by for a few days and everyone is at each other's throats and picking on each other :(
We gotta stick together, some friendly banter is all good. But I saw some feelings getting hurt. How mean >.<
And I'm not nice?! I'm proud that I remain someone intact with my niceness! :(
-Satori C.
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Since Latona went off in a huff from the forum she's been acting really weird...
Knowing how obssessive she is, that can not be good
And of course you're nice Satori ^^
Latona just doesn't like to admit she's a bitch and no-one else is o.O
~Mara
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Um Miss Seiteki, what if Marshal WANTS you to dress sexy and be all flirty with him? Like, if he wants you to...um...you know, dress like...sexy and then it's all his plot and stuff...So he can see you in something sexy. Then you're just like...falling for his trap. Then you're just being bait for her pervertness.
~Wulf!~
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OMG
I just saw Latona in the Mess Hall READING
I repeat, that can not be good
Don't worry about Ice Witch Seiteki Wulf
She can handle herself and I'm sure she knows what she's doing ^^
~Mara
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... If you're so worried about her why don't you go...
Ask what's up or... Something?
Oi, you, cut it out with the Ice Witch stuff or I'll give you a lovely pet name, too.
- Seiteki
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I thought you liked the 'Ice Witch' nickname?
I'm not worried about her I'm worried about the rest of us o.O
And I'm not going to ask her, she's probably put me in a headlock or something
~Mara
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I don't like the Ice Witch nickname for Miss Seiteki. She is my Adopto-Sister! As her Adopto-Brother I must defend her! So call her Seiteki! Not Ice Witch! She isn't witchy or iceish at all. Except her hair is kinda blue. Hee. I like it though.
Mine is white and indigo. Indigoooo. Such a fun word to say! Indago. Hahaha, In da goo. Don't go in the goo anyone, you don't know what it is!
~Wulf~
Forgot to put mah name
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Well...
Thank you for caring Wulf.
Even if you went toootally off topic. Didja know Adopto-Mothers hair was blue, too? Biiig black wings. Wish ya coulda met her, Wufly.
- Seiteki
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Really? Mom had blue hair too...I still remember her! I haven't forgot her, just like I said I wouldn't. She was really pretty. Wish I coulda met her too. She seemed like she was really nice. You think she woulda liked me?
~Wulf~
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She was... Nice to people she liked.
She would have loved ya, you and your randomness.
- Seiteki.
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Yay! I really wish I coulda met her though. Well, it's okay. :D
We should have a family dinner sometime! I think I said this before but I found some really good restaurants lately. Really delicious stuff. *nod nod* So we could go there! To one of them that I found!
~Hungry like the Wuuuulf~
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I'm sure Latona will be fine. We're all pretty tough to crack.
Hopefully she won't take it to heart too much.
-Satori C.
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I'm lost. Take what to heart?
- Seiteki.
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All your pokings Seiteki :P
I'm sure she'll survive though. :roll:
-Satori C.
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Oh ...
In that case, I hope she does. She needs a good slap in the face to smarten up.
- Seiteki
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Most likely true ^_^.
-Satori C.
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I agree there.
EMPs are not good, and that candidate should be watched reeeally closely.
Marshal, I hope you block the part of the brain or whatever that causes those EMPs and everyone should be notified about it. That's a security and safety hazard if ever there was one...the recent incident should be proof enough of that. This has to be taken seriously.
~ Gabriel
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o.O
I went and asked Latona
First she hit me with the book
Then she put me in a headlock
Then she told me to leave her alone
>.<
...That's normal behaviour for her so at least she hadn't compltely snapped o.O
As for that girl, we should try and be friendly at least o.O
She's seems a little freaked out that some people are scared of her o.O
~Mara
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Seriously. What is with you two?
You don't seem to understand that she's dangerous.
- Seiteki
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I know she is
But the girl doesn't
If she notices something she might go ahead and kill all the dragons
We're better off trying to keep her on our side so she doesn't get tempted
~Mara
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...Right.
I think Marshal should just play around with her brain and fix her that way.
- Seiteki
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I would have to agree with Seiteki on this matter. Bringing her into the ATC, near the mainframe and the dragon's themselves is incredibly dangerous. All those unshielded systems, and if what Latona and Mara are saying, the sheer power that this girl wields is a little too...unpredictable .
In the very least she should be sedated heavily and placed in a shielded cell.
I would rather we not lose any more important people or dragons.
~Dyerlich
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I agree with what you're saying, I do but it's not her fault o.O
And in case you're all wondering why I was reading
I was researching incidents similar to what happened with Farica
Partly so I can better train her newly created psychic friend
And partly because I think you should give the girl some slack, it wasn't her fault
If she's anything like the other incidents, it happens when she doesn't use her psychic abilities enough
That's an easy problem to solve, her training should get rid of any excess energy
Right, back to work on my other research project
So if Seiteki is going to bitch about me again about those two or about me doing work, I won't see it because I'm busy
And if any of you see me around, leave me the hell alone!
~Latona
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I would rather we not lose any more important people or dragons.
We didn't lose any important people.
-Roman Rosales
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They might not have been important to you.
Seriously, pull your head out of your ass. Your Little Brother is missing, he could be dead and you say he's not important?
You know it's okay to be sad. It's okay to miss people. Stop putting up that wall of feign power and just...
Be a little more human, Roman. If not for yourself than for the people that care about you and your little brother, who is an important person.
- Seiteki
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I would rather we not lose any more important people or dragons.
We didn't lose any important people.
-Roman Rosales
OMFG ROMAN. You didn't just say that.
You may not like Temple for whatever reason but seriously, fuck you in the eye. Don't say shit like that. Or if you wanna, just keep it the hell to yourself for once, okay? Or at least don't come into MY blog that I created and begged you to come and have SILLY FUN TIMES in JUST when it's in the interest of bashing MY fucking friend who could be fucking DEAD[/b].
What the fuck? You know what, anyone ever said shit like that about YOU and I'd punch them in the face. I'd hope if something like that happened to me and someone said something like that, they'd get punched in the face too. This is why...I wanna punch you in the face right now.
Probably shouldn't have typed that but I don't care. You fucking...suck. And I want you to know how much you suck right now. Because you do. And I've...never typed the eff word this much before. So that's how much. I can't believe you said that.
asdlfghkguwhasl.
Temple is important, I don't care what you say, and you wanna bash him? Fine. Whatever. Just not around ME.
~ Gabriel
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That seems a little harsh Roman. I know Temple can be difficult at times, but he is your brother, and he was my candidate. I care for all of them, past and present. You, Wulf, Temple, you're like my children. My little leg smashing, fashion faux pas (Yes Wulf, I've seen your jester pants), missing children. And so I care for you. Heh, I could say it's like sibling rivalry between you and Temple, but you two are related in that capacity so I don't need an extensive metaphor for that.
~Dyerlich
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Gabriel, calm down. I'm sure he's fine, we'll find him.
In response to the worries about Farica, I assure you it will be dealt with. I'll be editing the pathways leading to her magic. She won't be using her magic for a long time, if ever. And her fie indicates that she produces psychic energy even when not doing anything, which is most troubling. I'm thinking of installing some sort of funnel into her mind so that the excess leaks out. It'd make her easy as hell to track of course, but we can't have her turning every man and his dog into a potential threat now can we?
End of discussion. She is my candidate. Whatever problems you hgave, Latona and Mara, keep them to yourselves.
~Marshal
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I am calm.
I'm just pissed.
And yes we WILL find him.
And uh...yeah, take care of that Marshal. And thanks Dyerlich for that much more civil and roundabout way of saying Roman was an ABSOLUTE AND COMPLETE INSENSITIVE FUCKTARD THERE.
Okay. I'm better. I swears it. Dropping it now. :D
And...
Huh.
I think I killed it. :
SO! HAY GUYZ! RANDOM QUESTION TIEMZ!!!!1!
If you could be an animal, what would you be? :D
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A Dragon. -__-
Idiot.
~Marshal
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What's idiotic about THAT? |:
I dunno. I think I'd be a fox.
~ Gabriel
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I'll give everyone ten guesses as tow hat I wish to be. :3
~Wulf
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...
A goat.
~Marshal
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Pffft, no Marshal, you're silly! Why would I wanna be a goat. Goats are weird. Though they have a style of cool facial hair named after them....
Try again!
~Wulf!
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A pig.
~Marshal
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Why would I want to be a pig. I don't think so! You're really bad at this Marshal!
~Wulf
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A wolf, wulf. -_-
~Marshal
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But a wolf was so predictable!
~ Gabriel
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I would want to be a cat! A big fat cat that can lay in the sun and get tummy rubs all day XDD
-Alaric
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Hee, that's right! A wolf! Wulfy Wolf! Cause of being Adalwulf. Heh heh. Oooo. Wolves get tummy rubbed. Well. I mean. Maybe. If you can calm 'em down so they don't bite. But I'd be a nice Wolf. 8D
~Wulf
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I'm sure if yah asked reeeeal nice Satori would rub your tummy wulfy ~_^
~Marshal
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I'd be a biiig scary white tiger. <3
- Seiteki.
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And now I must catch up this blog. Might as well clear the air. Seems Temple and Farica have become topics of discussion.
Well if it makes you feel any better I'm pretty sure Latona slept with Soren to get them, and giving Gabriel candidates might be a joke on Roman's part...
~Marshal
No.
Temple:
Pilot Rosales' point is valid, in the sense that all pilots can be replaced. However, until Temple Rosales is recovered or confirmed dead, he is still a high-priority issue as a missing member of Aedolis Military. Everyone is entitled to their own opinions on the matter however, including Roman.
Farica:
While she is an interesting specimen, she is the reponsibility her Pilot. There are measures in place to deal with those that must be made compatible for the Candidate program. If she can't be made stable, I'm sure Marshal will follow procedure and hand her over to TRIM.
Animal:
Goldfish. They lead simple, peaceful lives with stability. Surprised?
--Pilot Imperial Soren--
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Opinions don't count if they really, really suck. Like Romans.
- Seiteki.
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I should reminds you, Pilot Cardinal, that you are talking about a superior officer. Show a little respect.
~Marshal
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Respect for what? A title? Big deal. A simple rank? Laughable.
His opinion, in this case, was major bull shit and I'm making a simple point of well... Pointing it out.
Don't expect something like a title to keep me from something as simple and as harmless as that. If Roman is a Big Boy, he should be fine with knowing that his opinion about thinking his little brother is worthless is shit to everyone one else. His opinion is moot.
- Seiteki Tora
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He is entitled to his opinion just as you are to yours, I only ask you don't be rude. Argue a point, if you must, but respect your superiors. Else I will have you detained.
Do I make myself clear?
~Marshal
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Of course he's entitled to his opinion.
Doesn't make it any less crappy! Really Marshland, don't pull the superiority shit on me, please? It makes you look silly.
- Seiteki.
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I'm in no mood for your shit Seiteki.
Guards have been dispatched. You will be imprisoned overnight. Use the time to consider your place. I have no doubt you are cabale of resisting them, however I suggest you don't. Enjoy the bunk.
~Marshal
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It seems your ass-kissing skills have paid off, Marshland. Lucky you, big man dispatching guards because of something typed. Gods forbid anyone says anything to your face, you might pitch a fit and hurt yourself.
I'll think long and hard about the things I did.
By the way, Marshaland? You should drink some herbal tea for your PMS.
- Seiteki Tora.
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Tea sounds wonderfull, thank you Sei.
~Marshal
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Yes Wulf I would rub your belly.
And Guys, let's just all settle down. Despite the insanity that's going on right now I'm sure we can all get over these grumpy things. We have to stay together, trust each other. Roman probably knew what everyone would say before he even mentioned it. All opinions have a right to be heard, if not accepted.
Now Marshy, you should stop picking on Sei! Just cause you wanna touch her wings and she won't let you doesn't mean you have to be a grumpy-pants. =P.
but C'mon guys, we have to stay together it's a trying time for all of us.
-Satori C.
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You would? Yay! I would...um...polish your scorpion tail so it shined real good if you did that! 8D
Yes, don't be mean everyone! We're all family, one big strange mixed race family! We all gotta be together and stay strong. Cause then we'll triumph, and we'll get more pie. Pie was gooood.
~Wulf
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What the hell is your problem Marshland?!
We're not candidates anymore! We can say whatever we want and I KNOW you're just doing that because you have some problem with Sei. She didn't do anything wrong.
If you're gonna start imprisoning us for every fucking disagreement then you have serious problems, man. ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S OVER A FUCKING BLOG. Are you for real?!
God. EVEN SOREN SAID WE WERE ENTITLED TO OUR OPINIONS. So Sei's suddenly not allowed hers? Bullshit. You just don't like her, don't lie, it's obvious. You didn't pull that card on ME when I blasted Roman WAY worse than she ever did. Your bias is showing, man.
You can't imprison her. Straight from Soren's mouth, we're allowed our opinions. So she can say Roman's opinion sucks, and so can I, and I am, and nothing's gonna change my mind, either. [strike:3axx1vvw]unless he apologizes mebbe[/strike:3axx1vvw]
Don't do it, man. Call back the guards, be the better person, take a deep breath. Please?
~ Gabriel
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For fuck's sake. If I'd known you all would get hysterical over one throwaway (and yes, inappropriate, I admit it) comment I never would have said it.
Also, uh, Marshal? ......Gabriel and I need to see you in my suite for a meeting.
-Roman
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....Was that an apology, Romance? :D
Heh heh heh. I'm gonna take that as an apology and accept it because you're gonna be doing a lot of apologizing at the...meeting. If the meeting's what I think it is. Lawl.
ilu bb, hahahahahahaha! What time? :twisted:
~ Gabriel
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Yeah you'd better accept it as an apology considering what I'm about to do for you. I could just back out y'know.
Come over now, the sooner we get this over with the better.
-Roman
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No you can't, 'cause that'd make you a chickenface. Plus you bought it on yourself.
Alrighty! Be over in like...five minutes! <333
~ Gabriel
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Fine. Meeting. Sure.
~Marshal
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*re-reads*
"what I'm about to do for you"
Apologising...
I am NOT coming to watch you two make out if that's what this is all about.
~Marshal
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Just get your bum over there. |: You're in big trouble, mister.
~ Gabriel
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I want to tear my candidate limb from limb.
<3 Victor
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Oh. My. I think that would be messy. And we aren't supposed to kill them, yes? What have they done to make you so angry?
-Alaric
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Irritating little attitude on that thing. It's all good, though. Everything can be adjusted (:
<3 Victor
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You should be thankful, Victor. Forcible attitude adjustment is the fun part.
I'll admit it makes me glad I haven't found a Candidate yet. Probably won't, either, this year.
In any case, you should look me up when you decide to start... I can't be expected not to participate just because I don't have a Candidate of my own.
It takes a [strike:29osm949]Candidate to raze a village[/strike:29osm949] village to raise a Candidate, you know. c:
-L.
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Weird conversations you guys have here..>.>
Anything intersesting happening?
-Kasumi
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Yay! Kasumi
*glomps*
The pilots are discussing the troubles of having candidates but they won't let me have any! It's not fair!! ;_;
~Mara
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I think it's plenty fair. <3
- Seiteki
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I have tea! And it's very tasty. And some cookies! I made 3 different kinds. I was in a baking mood! Gabbykins! You should come over at eat them with me! :heart:
Or anyone not in a pissy mood. Unless its Remi, he is always pissy. But that is okay!
-Alaric
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*pushes off* being glomped was not my list of things that I want to do. -.-
And I dont have a candidate either.
-kasumi
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Why don't we have stricter controls on who is assigned candidates? I remember we used to, and it seems that some of these new pilots are hardly fit to be teaching yet.
~Marshal
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Oh Marshy-pants. Don't be so grumpy. I'm sure The Romanator wouldn't let anyone have a candidate that shouldn't have one.
Would it make you feel better if everyone had to get reviewed or something? Though I don't think Roman will really want to have to give up his free time for that. I could be wrong though ^.^
-Alaric
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I remember those days as well. Sometimes I wonder if candidates don't have it too easy these days. The point is the break them down so we can rebuild them.
On the other hand, it's Roman's party, and I hate dealing with them, so whatever methods he uses are fine, as long as they follow orders and can be controlled.
/-Valmont-/
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Well, seeing what you're view on candidates is, I'm rather glad you have none. They'd be drooling stupid husks by the time you're done with them wouldn't they?
- Seiteki
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How quiet the blog has been o.o
It doesn't feel right at all Pie-lots.
-Satori C.
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I don't like it either. Gotta pump some life into this blog! D<
I'm gonna--
...What? What? I can't put coffee through you to get the blog alive, Jorinth? Why not?
...It doesn't work that way? Fuck how it works, you'll get a free java buzz!
-Fala
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Mmm...coffee...
Also: iced vanilla lattes are girly drinks? Y/N
...Just curious. No reason really. >__>
~ Gabriel
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Yeah...I'd say that's a rather girly drink.
~Marshal
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So what's a manly coffee?
BLACK coffee?
But it tastes like crap. :
~ Gabriel
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Iced vanilla lattes are frickin' delicious.
Girly? ...Eh, not too much. As coffees are concerned? Yeah, that's the ballerina of the coffee world. Drinks as a whole? Nah.
Eye-openers, Gabe. Gotta have one. THAT'S a manly coffee. :D
-Fala
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Warm with a shot of whiskey, only way to drink coffee.
~Marshal
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Oooo vanilla. Yummy!
Now I need coffee Gabey. >.<
I like coffee from both ends of the spectrum really.
Though yeah Fala's right as far as coffee goes that's pretty girly I spose.
Mmm Whiskey coffee.
-Satori C.
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I like caramel in my coffee. And oodles of milk. But, I don't know...am I supposed to have girl drinks or manly drinks? Or am I allowed to be in the middle?
-Alaric
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I'd say you could be in the middle.
Or you could just drink what you feel like at the time!
That always works too.
-Satori C.
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Alaric, you sound more like a cat than a coffee drinker. :/
I still want to taste the coffee. That bitter bite and wakeup sensation is why coffee became so popular to begin with! :D
...But I don't want to taste all of it, mind you. :/ I like sweetness with it. Just not so much that it drowns it out.
Satori's got a point, though. Nothin' feels better than drinking whatever you crave.
-Fala
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I sometimes like drinking two drinks at once. It's fun. I really hate it when I have to give up one drink just because someone else wants to stick their straw in it and can't share though.
~Marshal
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O_o You are making coffee metaphors.
-Satori C.
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No idea what you're talking about~
~Marshal
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I got my eye on you Marshal!
-Satori C.
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Well, some coffees need their straws, or else they'll get cold pretty fast. D<
...If you know what I mean, Marshal. ;p
-Fala
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-_- And some coffee only wants one straw in it at a time >.>
-Satori C.
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Wow, that coffee's gotta be flexible! Try new things! :D
...Not that I have any experience with that, of course... *Cough*
-Fala
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I get the feeling we're not talking about coffee anymore.
N0 CYB0RZ IN T3H BL0GZ.
~ Gabriel
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We're just talking about straws and coffee, Gabey-kins! :3
Nothin' cyb0rz about it! XD
-Fala
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Jeez...
Yeah Gabe we weren't talking anything like that.
Perv.
-Satori C.
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Yeah Gabe. Get your mind out of a gutter.
I do agree with Fala though, on both points. You should try new things. And it'd be terrible if your coffee got cold, best keep it nice and hot.
~Marshal
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Hahaha.
Gabe, you're pervy, but we still love ya. ;p
-Fala
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...Oh be quiet. |: And I am not! It's everyone else!
>___>
<___<
ANYWAY, I happen to like my coffee iced.
It's great that way! :D Hot and it just burns my tongue.
~ Gabriel
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I'm fine sticking my tongue in a hot coffee.
~Marshal
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Tell me how I've been perverted, and I'll believe you, Gabey. >3
-Fala
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I like iced tea. That's the best. Though I like iced coffee when it's Gabe's. For somereason stealing it makes it taste better.
:heart:
-Alaric
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You're all a bunch of pervs.
Stop pretending your coffee is pussy Marshal, because we all know you've never actually stuck your tongue in anything but literal hot coffee.
You'll never get laid, your life is over, go kill yourself. <3
- Seiteki.
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>.> <.<
Yeah he totally hasn't.
-Satori C.
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*Blinks* o.o
Got something to tell the class, Sat? o.o
You know who he's slept with, I'd bet! :D Come on, girl, spill the beans!
-Fala
Edit: 'Cause I sure as hell hope you ain't a virgin at your age, Marshal. >p
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I shall remain silent. >.> <.<
I just know he has a thing for candidates he mentors.
And That's all I shall divulge at this point.
-Satori C.
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Hmmm. DO I now?
Didn't I mentor you?
xD
~Marshal
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That only...proves...my. ..
Well never mind.
-Satori C.
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Oh no he DI'IN'T.
Satori...and...Marshal? O___o
No, seriously...MARSHAL[/b][/u]?
Pasty stick-bug Marshland??? :shock:
Dear gods, Marshal...you're a frickin' pervert. |: Isn't one of your candidates like 15/16?
Geghhdg...pedo.
~ Gabriel
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What would you call me then Gabriel? Anyone I tend to sleep with is a hundred and fifty years younger than myself. Does that make me a pedo?
Mm, looks like you'll really need to watch Rachel now too Gabriel.
~Dyerlich
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Dyerlich, until you said anything just now, I was happily assuming you were asexual because no offense but I don't even wanna THINK of you doin' the nasty. D8
I'm gonna go back to my ignorant bliss nao kthnx. Shhhh.
@__@ Guh...don't remind me...but Marshal is WEEEELL aware that if he touches her in a non-platonic way, his family jewels are DRAGON FOOD. :heart:
~ Gabriel
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Does the thought of Dyerlich in a sexual relationship bother you that much, Gabriel?
Never reveal your weaknesses. c:<
-L. Intram
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... I think the thought of Dyerlich having sex disturbs most people.
- Seiteki.
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Here here x__x
She's 16, just ripe ~_^
Course, Rachels a bit older and more experienced.... hehehe xD
~Marshal
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Shhhh, Llyn! Shhh! No more on the subject... D8
And Marshal...
You're freakin' sick.
And like I said, touch her non-platonic-like and SNIP SNIP. -_____-;;
~ Gabriel
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How about platonic naked cuddling in my bed?
~Marshal
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Marshal, seriously. Drop it. That's not cool. Don't tease about that.
Though I don't think there is anything wrong with Dyerlich sleeping with someone ^.^ Tall, skinny, white aliens need love too.
-Alaric
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There's nothing wrong with his sleeping with someone.
I just wish I didn't imagine it. x_x
- Seiteki.
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I will have all of you plebeians know that I do not 'do the nasty' thank you very much. And Alaric is right. We tall skinny white aliens need our love. And how can thoughts of me make anyone sick? Or is that one of those earth expressions?
~Dyerlich
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Not this time Dyer. This time we mean actual throwing up in our mouths at the thought.
~Marshal
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Hm. A gag reflex from that thought. I think I will have to broadcast the images next time I have sex. See how many people start vomiting.
~Dyerlich
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;___; Please don't. I have no problem with you having sex, that's cool. But I don't want it impressed in my mind.
-Alaric
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At the risk of putting myself in a staggering minority, I think that would be utterly hilarious, Dyerlich...
-L. Intram
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Don't encourage him, Llyn! Dx
And Dyerlich, NO. Just NO.
Us Pilots have enough mental problems already!
~ Gabriel
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And besides, you wouldn't be so cruel as to have Dyerlich be in the first weird porn he's ever seen would you?
Poor Gabby is so innocent.
Probably never even seen a bare ass but his.
- Seiteki.
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...That's not true at all. |:
~ Gabriel
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*coughRomanscough*
~Marshal
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THAT'S not true, either!! :shock:
Marshaaal! >_<
~ Gabriel
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See?
Gabby's never seen a butt.
- Seiteki
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But it's fun. |:
Besides, he has to start somewhere.
In my opinion, if seeing Dyerlich naked incapacitates you, you have failed as a Pilot. c:
-L. Intram
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Or you've succeeded.
I'm pretty sure even TRIM torture doesn't go as far as making you look at anorexic alien penis.
- Seiteki
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O_O *snickers*
I agree, it would be a very rude thing to have invade your mind.
Marshy you stay away from Rachel or I'll show you what this tail is for -_-.
-Satori C.
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You mean other than a handle? x3
~Marshal
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I am not anorexic, I simply do not gain fat from the sustenance that I ingest. Besides, if you lot can't simply block the images from entering your mind, then you've failed to keep your maintain your powers.
Though, I'm sure most of you would be morbidly curious to see how I do it. I'd be curious to see how some of you bunch get...hrm. Wulf once said "Get your freak on" so let's go with that. Seiteki I bet would be a very interesting partner. Gabby I know would send the entire time blushing and going "Don't look at me! It's not dark enough in here!"
Oh, going off in my own little world here.
~Dyerlich
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I can block the images. Mental images sent through telepathy. Those are perfectly blockable.
BUT I CANNOT UNSEE THINGS. D8
...And Dyerlich...O__o stop...wondering over how we do things...that's kinda creepy...
But for the record: I would not.
Gods, you act like I'm a prude or something. |:
~ Gabriel
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Gabey's not a prude! Just secretive.
Mwahahaha.
You can imagine all you want Dyer, I'm sure some pairings of us would be pretty damn amusing.
-Satori C.
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Thank you, Satori! :heart:
I'm just secretive. |: There.
I...still don't really wanna imagine you guys gettin' it on, though. Just kinda weird. >_>
~ Gabriel
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I can unsee things! c:
Dyerlich, did you just say "get your freak on"? That's cute.
Indeed, there is potential for some interesting pairs among us... or threesomes, as the case may be.
I pity the man who's with Latona, forced to take the bottom because she has wings.
L. Intram
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What if you bent her over and took her from behind? Eh Llyn? Didn't think of that now did yah?
~Marshal
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Also. Dyerlich.
B| I don't have sex, so you can stop imagining now. And you two! Winged people can so be on the bottom, it's just ... Awkward and uncomfortable.
Feathers are also a little pokey.
- Seiteki.
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...xP Weird conversations, as usual.
Perverts. xD
-Kasumi
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Everyone knows that celibacy is the only way to go.
- Remi
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Oh, you gotta be kidding. :roll:
Nothing helps a girl relax like a good long hip-grinding session! :twisted:
It also burns calories, for you weight-sensitive people. :p Not to mention it's a very good way to vent off some extra frustration and stress in your life. <3
-Fala
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Orly? Wanna come over to my place and relax then? Or I can come there. Whatever you want.
...I sound like a puppy and I don't care.
~Marshal
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You guys're all horndogs.
How does EVERY SINGLE CONVERSATION here somehow lead to sex talk?
For cereal.
~ Gabriel
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In a bit. If you're coming over, I gotta clean my place up a bit. I don't have a problem with the mess, but some people do. Unless your place is already ready to go, then I've no real objections...
Hehehehe. >D Yeeess. We shall corrupt you, Gabey, if it's the last thing we do!
...Hey, why not join us for a relaxing night at Marsh's place? :D
-Fala
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Hehe. My place is clean and always ready. SO come on over x3
No Gabriel, wouldn't want to keep him from his Roman ~_^
~Marshal
-
How low are your standards to fuck Marshal? Really.
- Remi.
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Uh...
Yeah, I think I'll pass, thnx. :heart:
Marshal? Shut up. |:
~ Gabriel
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Gabe: Aww, you know I'm just teasing you. xD *Pat pat*
Remi: Eh, just wanted to try something new for a change. Add some spice to life. :D
Standards are irrelevant. :D I normally hit 'em and leave 'em, anyway.
You should try it sometime. :3
-Fala
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o__o
I totally don't care about anything you people are saying.
Falagetyourassoverh ereNOW.
~Marshal
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...Marshal? Are you ordering me around?
We're going to have to reestablish who's making and taking the orders around here, aren't we? >3
...Now where the hell did I put those cuffs...?
I'll be there in a bit. :D Take a cold shower if you're not patient enough to give me an hour to look for those elusive little things.
-Fala
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Promiscuity isn't my thing, Fala. Though, thank you for the tip.
I'll know who to talk to if I ever decide to play ball again.
Marshal, you're a grown man, tuck your penis in before some random bitch comes and bites it off.
Or you get a disease.
God knows why you don't have several already.
- Remi
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*groan* Aaaaw....waiting. :V
I don't have a disease because my girls are clean ^^
~Marshal
-
Marshal.
You've probably wasted over a million credits on cheap whores.
You've just been really lucky.
- Remi
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Aaaw, calling Fala and Satori whores isn't nice Remi. They don't charge.
~Marshal
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Remi: Haha! Well, to each his own, hm?
Go ahead and give me a ring anytime. :3
Marshal: Wait... girls?
They sure as hell better not have anything, Marshal. D<
Speaking of that. Just how many girls are there? Normally I don't care, but Remi's comment is just a little on the unnerving side.
-Fala
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Oh, just us, then?
...I sure as hell hope so, anyway. :/
-Fala
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That you know of ~_^
~Marshal
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The fact you even thought I was calling them the whores means we all know what you think of them.
I was talking about those years where you barely left that lovely establishment for us Pilots.
Tsk tsk, Marshal, tsk tsk.
- Remi.
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...You got a point there, Remi. I'm used to being called that, but Satori? I know for a fact that she's not one.
Hope you took the cold shower, Marsh. This pot of coffee's gone cold, for the time being.
-Fala
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What? O_o I have no freaking clue what you're talking about Remi.
But thanks. Thanks a fucking lot -__-
~Marshal
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Marshal, you really should watch what you type.
It can always be used against you to ruin your sex plans.
- Remi
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Marshal, we'll sort this out later, I'm sure. Temporary abstinence won't kill you.
-Fala
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....alright....
~Marshal
-
See? Was that so hard? :3
-Fala
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I go away and then come back to Remi! Yay Remi! You finally made posted! :heart: :heart: :heart: Now I can stop bugging you =D
-Alaric
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Lmfao, nice going, Marshland! xDD
I think I like you, Remi.
~ Gabriel
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Whores? Ooooo.
Not so much Remi's fault he didn't know.
But -_- I have my eyes on you all.
Tossing words like whore around when I'm not here.
Fala, Good Idea! He needs a little punishment every once in awhile. He secretly loves it.
-Satori C.
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Satori, darling, just because you have bad taste in men (Marshal) doesn't mean you should take anything he says to heart.
No one was calling either of you ladies a whore.
I was saying that Marshal should stop diseasing other Pilots and just go and waste his money on something he can take care of himself.
- Remi
Really though... Couldn't either of you have been more... Picky?
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-_- Remi, I don't fuck everything that moves thank you.
I am pretty damn picky.
-Satori C.
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Now, now, kids, let's all play nice together and stop throwing sand in each other's eyes... D8
(Except for me, I'm allowed to be mean to Marshland right now. :D )
SOOOOO!!!!
If you were deserted on a desert island, what three items would you bring? :D :D
Aside from food and water and the obvious stuff. Let's assume you already brought that.
~ Gabriel
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Alaric's three itmes:
Gabriel
Remi
My teddy bear
-Alaric
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Fala.
Coffee. For Fala.
Candy. For Fala.
>_>;;
Ahem...yes.
~Marshal
EDIT: I'm not calling Fala an item either, because it says three items you would bring but Alaric already said people so...uh..yeah. Fala does not = possesion.
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My favourite cereal to try with coconut milk
A parasol with an uplifting design such as kitties
And my stuffed donkey Frank ^^
~Kat
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Whiro
uh... A pillow?
some sort of music device.
- Seiteki.
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Remi: Picky? Hell, it's not like anyone else has bothered flirtin' with me. :/
Gabe: Umm... good question.
1. Jorinth. He's good shade. <3
2. A whole bunch of pre-made coffee drinks. :3
3. I want my pornz. :/
-Fala
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Aww, poor Fala.
I'll flirt with ya. ;D
Platonically, but we can pretend. :D
As for me, I'd bring:
- My friends (haha, I'm cheatin'. Yeah, yeah, that includes you too, Siren)
- My computer (on my magical fantasy deserted island, you CAN get a connection!)
- And...um...my bed. It's comfy.
-
*daydreams about remi and snaps back to reality*
Uhm...ANYWAY.
How do you guys get IN these conversations? -.-;;
~Kasumi
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*daydreams about remi and snaps back to reality*
Uhm...ANYWAY.
How do you guys get IN these conversations? -.-;;
~Kasumi
...
....
- Remi
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O_o
Ok...you guys can make fun of people for liking me all you want...but that's just weird.
~Marshal
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I think someone was hiiiiinting, Remi~ :heart:
Pfffthahaha.
You guys're alla buncha sick lovebirds, I swear.
~ Gabriel
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*daydreams about remi and snaps back to reality*
Uhm...ANYWAY.
How do you guys get IN these conversations? -.-;;
~Kasumi
...
....
- Remi
:mrgreen: :mrgreen: Haha Remi! See! I'm not the only fan you have! Though I should warn you Kasumi, I'm jealous by nature
-Alaric
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Damned mind reading abilities! -.-;;;;;;
And Remi. Dont. Say. A Word.
no more teasing.~kasumi
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Not so much mind-reading as...
You typed it out, m'dear. Lmao.
You computer-n00bs are so cute. :heart:
~ Gabriel
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...
I... um.... What?
- Remi
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*stares at computer* Okay, who the HELL typed that?!
They are getting pwned. (and it wasnt me.)
*shakes fist and fires at feartakyuubi* I HATE YOU! >.<
~Kasumi
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...*blinks*
What's feartakyuubi? Sounds like...some weird foreign food.
(Also, methinks this one is a bit...y'know. Anyone else know wtf she's talkin' about?)
~ Gabriel
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I know you're a psychic.
But I don't think it's healthy to blame things on imaginary friends... When... You know... They don't exist.
You dropped your own secret, Darling, I'm afraid you're going to have to live with it.
- Remi
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I think someone has gone a little tiny bit over the deep end....
And let's not try and take Remi into the crazy place with you
-Alaric
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O_o Oh my.
It does look like someone is starting over the edge.
Oh but yes!
1.) Lanty
2.) Wulf
3.) Comfy Bed >.>
-
uh, She's my cousin...she exists! XP
And pshh...
-Kasumi
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Right...
A civilian got into the citadel.
- Remi.
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Reeeeeemi!
What are your three items?
-Alaric
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Some condoms (for when I fuck the desert Island animals)
A hairbrush (for my vain yellow hair)
A porno magazine.
- Remi
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....
Remi.
*shakes head*
-Alaric
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What? That's what I'd bring.
If you didn't want to know you shouldn't have asked.
- Remi.
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That is not what you would bring. I happen to know you don't use condoms when you fuck animals
:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
-Alaric
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You'd know, eh, Animal?
- Remi.
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What can I say, condoms just don't feel as nice ^.^ I didn't hear you complaining.
-Alaric
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I was wearing a ball-gag, remember?
- Remi.
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True. And those fuzzy handcuffs.
-Alaric
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Whoooa. It just got dirty in here.
Wulf! Where's my handcuffs? :(
-Satori C.
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Oh! Sorry, I forgot to tell you, you left them over at my place Satori.
I'll be sure to give em to Wulf next time I see him.
~Marshal
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That's the old pair!
Not current ones. -_-
...I thought we broke those anyway.
*Makes note to buy a new pair for her and Wulf*
-Satori C
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Oh. Three things... hm.
1. A sharp knife
2. Bandages
3. Dyerlich~
That's assuming there's food and water...
-L. Intram
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...I don't think I even wanna know. O_o
~ Gabriel
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That's admitting you're curious.
-L. Intram
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Maybe a little, in a morbid way. |:
~ Gabriel
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I am curious for sure....
-Satori C.
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Sounds kinky! Do tell. >3
-Fala
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Mm, any other month and I would not be interested but I'm very curious about this now. If it's as intriguing as I think it might be, we might be able work something out...
~Dyerlich
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Oh, you ladies don't really want to know...
In any case, the knife is for use by Dyerlich, and the bandages for use on me. Use your imaginations.
That's why I brought it up, Dyerlich! c: If it's not to your liking, I'm willing to tweak it...
-L. Intram
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I have the perfect word to describe what I think of you two right now...
Ewwwwwww.
At least I'm pretty sure it's a word, I could be wrong. If it's not a word, excuse me and it's currently the perfect noise of disgust.
- Seiteki
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That sounds very interesting indeed. Carving pieces from Intram then...Sounds like it could be fun, but place Llyn, take the knife away. I have claws for a reason. Using a knife. Yeesh. Let's be efficient here.
You should spend that other thing on having Sei there too. Mm, now there is fun.
~Dyerlich
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Of course! I'd love for you to carve me up, Dyerlich. All the better if it's with your claws.
Oh, but then we'd have a conundrum. If Seiteki were there, I'd want a knife.
-L. Intram
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Hmm, well if you can forgo bandages we could have knife, Seiteki, and Me, but I don't see why you would think you would need the knife with Seiteki and I around. I could probably hold her back...though I'd be hoping she doesn't hold back at all. Oh no, I'd love for her to just let loose on said desert island.
Mm, I should not be talking about this during this month. It's so good though.
~Dyerlich.
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Hehehe. Dyerlich is funny when he's akwardly hitting on everyone. xD
~Marshal
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........ :shock:
Alright, poll time!
Who here besides me isn't:
- a. Sex obsessed
- b. A masochist
- c. A sadist
- d. A sadomasochist
|:
~ P.Master Gabby
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I'm not b and therefore also not a d. You are so totally b, G. I remember when R used to go all c on you, and you whimpered and made faces but secretly loved it. ~_^
~Marshal
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O____o
Lmfao, ur funni. |: Hahaha, yeahno.
And I thought it was kinda obvious by the way I phrased the poll that I'm a "none of the above". Dx Holy jeebus crackers on a bun.
Whatever those are.
~ Gabriel
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Suuure Gabby.
You're just lucky most of the pilots don't remember those days, but I remember. >:3
~Marshal
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Did it make you horny, baby? :twisted:
~ Gabriel
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I'm not A...
...at least, not to my knowledge... c:
-L. Intram
-
...
Did Gabriel just call be 'baby'? I must be mistaken, because it Gabriel had called me baby his sister would certainly be in front of me violating herself with a cheese grater.
Good thing he didn't, because we don't want somethign horrible like that to happen.
^_^
~Marshal
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Heey!
I'd suggest you grate your own genitals if there was anything there that would prove resistance to it 'cept maybe your nuts. Pretty sure your penis is tiny so that wouldn't do much against the grating power of the grater.
- Seiteki
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..........
Hey Marshland, why don't you put on your Big Boy Pilot Pants and start threatening me directly instead of just my sister, eh?
~ Gabriel
P.S. lololol you never denied it! I make you horny, huh? With my apparent masochism and whimpering? That why you have weird fantasies about cheese graters and my sister? Because it's the closest you can get to me without it being a threat to your masculinity? Oh, Marshland. :heart:
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...Yes Gabby. You win. I'm desperately in love with you. Meet me at my suite in ten minutes.
Bring butter.
~Marshal :heart: :heart: :heart:
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See, now that wasn't so hard. :D :D :D
But I'm more of a margarine guy. Less fattening. ;D That okay with you, my sweet, sweet Marshy wetland? :heart: :heart: :heart:
~ Gabriel
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Oh but it was hard Gabeykins, it was oh so hard.
You don't need to be weight conscious babe. You're perfect just the way you are.
Breathlessly,
~Marshal
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Know what else is hard? ;D Lololol~ :heart:
K I'll be there in 10.
With leather chaps and boots.
I know how you loooove to dress up.
Ur sooo sweeeet honey.
With heart all a-flutter,
~ Gabriel
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Run my sweet! Run!
I can't bear not being in you for much longer.
Wear panties.
~Marshal
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You'll have to bear it a little longer, darling~ :heart:
Because I get the top. :twisted:
I'll wear the panties, though, my sweet. Silk or lace? :D :D :D
Love and kisses,
~ Gabriel
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Oh well, no deal then.
Only Fala get's the top ~_^
Sorry, but she clalled dibs.
~Marshal
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Wow, that so extremely gay I don't know what to do with myself.
-Satori C.
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Tell me about it. o.o
Frick, now I'm not sure what to do with the two of you boys. :/ What does a girl have to do to get attention around here, grow a dick?
-Fala
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Tell me about it. o.o
Frick, now I'm not sure what to do with the two of you boys. :/ What does a girl have to do to get attention around here, grow a dick?
-Fala
Nope. Doesn't help :D
-Alaric
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I thought you were still mad at me Fala. So I turned to Gabriel.
More than happy to come back to your side of the fence if I'm out of the dog house ^^
~Marshal
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You only turned to me because you're in trouble with Fala?
I feel so used! :cry:
...Not. Hahaha.
I win, Marshal. Chicken.
~ Gabriel
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Ooooh Gabey you wanted to do the mattress dance with Marshal :O
I didn't think you would pick HIM.
Man Marshal, you are a pimp...or a ho. Not sure which.
-Satori C.
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Well whatever I am, you all obviously desperately want me ~_^
So Gabby....you won at...being gay? WOW! Who'd have thought?
I concede, I guess you're just too gay for me Gabriel. You win all the Roman you can eat.
~Marshal
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...
Marshal must have a monster-cock or something because in the real world, with the way he acts, Marshal would be the little boy in the sand-box with no friends.
- Remi
P.S: Please someone explain it to me... I want to know why you all like him.
-
*shrug* You're a total prick and Kasumi starts furiously rubbing her crotch every time you name is mentioned. Explain that one to me.
~Marshal
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Well...
At least I'm decently attractive. Women tend to get all hot and bothered over handsome men, but you wouldn't know anything about what women like when it comes to handsome men, would you?
- Remi
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Nope, their tastes are completely nonsensical to me. ^^
I mean, for anyone to consider a mop headed, scowling idiot who has a constant pink eye infection attractive....
~Marshal
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Fantastic.
We're on the same page.
I don't understand how anyone can tolerate you and your attitude no matter how large your penis may be.
And you don't understand why I've accomplished more with my (now non-existant) love life than you ever will.
- Remi
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Naw, Marshy. I won our "who will flinch first?!" contest. :D :D :D
At least I was playing "who will flinch first"...
>____> ...You weren't?
...Ewwww...
~ Gabriel
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................... .............
..............ew. o.O
~kasumi
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Well, Remi I don't know how he gets away with being such a dick really...
I blame it on the fact that I was young and impressionable and he helped me not be sent to TRIM.
<3 you Marshal xD
-Satori C.
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...
Congratulations, kudos, accolades and laud to Marshal, Gabriel, and Remi.
I think you may have successfully traumatized me.
I'm going to go lay down a bit... give yourselves a pat on the collective back for a job well done.
...And don't disturb me; I'm disturbed enough lately.
-L. Intram
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Wow, we freaked Llyn out. Surely there's some sort of award for that.
<3 You too Sa-Sa ^.^
~Marshal
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<3 you Marshal xD
<3 You too Sa-Sa ^.^
See?
I don't get it.
He even uses those smiley-faces young adults and pre-teen girls use. Pathetic. Isn't He a little to old for those?
- Remi
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I'm young at heart.
~Marshal
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Or you enjoy acting like a little girl.
Marshal, are you a pedophile?
- Remi
-
I chose the wrong time to come see what this blog was all about O.O
Or maybe not. I never would have guessed there was an age-limit for the little facey-thingies e_e
I guess I'll just take the acting like a little girl excuse then =D
- Ishta
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I thought you were still mad at me Fala. So I turned to Gabriel.
More than happy to come back to your side of the fence if I'm out of the dog house ^^
~Marshal
Well, I was hoping to at least get an invitation to the yaoifest if you were going to go at it like horny dogs. ;p
And we still need to have a talk, damn it all. :/ THEN I'll consider letting you back over on this side of the fence. :3
Until then, it's barbed wire. :D
-Fala
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I don't really get why people like Marshal either. But I know why people like Remi ^.^ He's all pretty and under all that gruff, you know your just a big old teddy bear. Well....for me anyway. Sometimes you are just mean all the way down for people.
But I still love you
-Alaric
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Aaaw.
Yes, yes we do. I've been a bit busy I'm afraid, but I will make time.
~Marshal
-
Is it safe in here again? Has everyone assumed his or her original personality?
Until then, it's barbed wire. :D
-Fala
Ahaha, kinky, Fala! Marshal can certainly pick a winner... ;D
I think this means I can come back...
-L. Intram
-
Thank god the gayness has ended. It was [strike:2pr6o5vx][scarring[/strike:2pr6o5vx], I mean scaring me. XP
~Kasumi
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Granted, he thought of Gabby and Marshall together is something that makes me throw up a little, but what's wrong with being gay?
-Alaric
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Nothing's wrong with it, Ally. People just make it a big deal, is all.
Though I'm not. :D
But it's not a big deal, and people who make it a big deal are stupid. |: You like who you like, right?
And I don't like Marshal~ :heart: He's an ass! The thought of anyone being with him makes me kinda sick. And he'll be dead if he paws my sister~ :D :D :D
~ Gabriel
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Oh I wouldn't dream of it Gabby. But you'll just have too...hehe...trust me on that.
~Marshal
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It wasn't the gayness in itself; rather, the fact that it was Marshal and Gabriel. Xb
I mean, virtually anyone else...
You're not gay, Alaric. You're straight either way.
-L. Intram
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Or I'm like....super gay either way :mrgreen: I just rock that way. And everyone should be jealous at my awesome double parts. Twice the fun yo.
To be fair, I don't really get the gay thing. It falls into that category of weird gender things you people have. All the weird specifics confuse me.
Also, Marshal, the jokes about Rachael are really not funny anymore. Gabby isn't the only one fond of the kid, so could you knock it off?
-Alaric
-
Thank you, Ally.
Ilu. :heart:
~ Gabriel
P.S. Anyone else going to the IF concert?! :D :D
-
I may have to make a stop by!
If only to support poor V.
I bet he'll he bummed.
-Satori C.
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By anyone else, you had better mean besides you and me. Because I will make sad faces and give your share of baked goods to Intram if you are thinking about going to another IF concert without me!
-Alaric
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Alaric... I don't eat pastries...
In that case, I second your hope that Gabriel meant you. I'm not sure what I'd do with them all.
Speaking of which, Gabriel, I have yet to meet your Candidate.
-L. Intram
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Candidates.
Wanna meet 'em? :D :D Well, if I can get 'em both together, busy schedules that they have and all, but in that case you can meet at least one!
And Ally, of course you're coming! I want those pastries. |: But everyone else is invited, too~ :heart:
~ Gabriel
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Hmmm IF, this was the band that had your Candidate in it Gabe.
I may stop by for a second or two.
Sounds kind of interesting.
With all that strange porno Vaughn had at the beginning.
Might reflect the music? >.>
-Danica Blake
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Well fine then Intram. No tasty and delicious baked goodness for you :( I'll just give them to Vaughan then.
And I can't wait for the show. Though.....what are they going to do with their lead singer being away?
-Alaric
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V. should just hop up there and doooo it!
That sounds like a fantastic idea. ^_^
-Satori C.
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Hehehe, I know something you don't knoooow~
And I'm not telling, either. But if you go to the concert, you'll see. :heart:
~ Gabby T.
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=O! Oh myyyy!
Gaaaabey! I am most def going now!
*is excited*
-Satori C.
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Oi.
Who's giving my candidate junk? He's not even doing that good of a job and smoking is bad for your health y'know.
- Seiteki Tora.
P.S: To whom ever is giving him stuff, please just give him blow jobs or something. That way I don't have to see it and he'll probably like you better. I don't want him thinking he can get everything for free. 'Cept maybe a punch in the head. (: Thanks.
-
*snickersnort*
-Satori C.
-
He's quite a snarky rebellious candidate.
Good luck with that one Sei, I'm not so sure about him.
He'll be a tough one to tune.
He's really not going to do well if he keeps smarting off to Pilots.
-Danica Blake.
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Yeah, I can tell.
Maybe I'll pawn him off to his little Gift Giver and then he can fail because he thinks that's how it goes. He gets a sugar mama (or daddy) and then it's smooth sailing. Damn Army Brats.
- Seiteki
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Interference with a candidate's training should be reported through the proper disciplinary channels. I suggest you do so immediately.
- B. Kavriel
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O_o
Bastian, sometimes your stupidity still manages to amaze me. Anyone can interfere however they like, it's just not....done. I suspect Pilot Tora is more than capable of dealing with it herself.
~Marshal
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Pilot Richards - rules, formal or not, are there for a reason.
Pilot Cardinal Tora's competence notwithstanding, need I remind you that candidate training is a delicate process? Arbitrary interference like this is precisely the sort of thing which increases the fallout ratio of our pilot education program, and must be nipped in the bud before it becomes an issue.
I maintain my position. Pilot Tora, you would be well advised to take sterner action.
- B. Kavriel
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....The words 'stick' and 'ass' come to mind
~Latona
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Whoa, Marshland. :shock:
Since when do YOU defend Sei?
I'm kinda proud. Finally turning over a new, asshatless leaf? :D
~ Gabriel
-
Silence Gabriel. -__- I side with whoever is right. It's not my fault Seiteki is usually wrong.
If a candidate is so frail as to fail due simply to them receiving favour from a less than wise pilot then they did not have the required fortitude for a Pilot's life anyway. If Seiteki views this as a problem, she will deal with it as she sees fit. If he fails then it is his own fault.
This program, I might remind you, was never intended to develop psychics into pilots, but rather to cull away those incapable of the role while simultaneously training those rare few who posses the right qualities.
Also, while I do hate to say this, I would refrain from slighting the competence of any pilot, your junior or not, unles you are quite certain in your supereriority. I know what kind of a psychic you are Bastian, you should not be certain.
~Marshal
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You twist my words. I have reviewed Pilot Cardinal Tora's personel file, and she appears fully competent to her tasks. I would also ask you not to encourage irresponsible behaviour amongst candidate trainers. Recruits, much less gifted ones, are not so abundant a resource as you seem to believe.
This is the last I will say on this matter. If you have further personal issues you wish to bring to my attention, I suggest you use a more private means of communication.
- B. Kavriel
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Whoooa.
I mini-rant at a place where I know the giver of the Unneeded Gifts can see it I'm getting chewed out for being incompetent (or something). Pull your chill-pill Pants on Boyos.
- Seiteki T.
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O_O Dooood Ladies or Men, settle down, you like squabbling housewives.
Sei just wanted to communicate with the other Pilot...
And probably for us to be aware of Granby.
Take your pissing contest to somewhere else.
Far away so we all don't get wet.
-Satori C. :D
-
Latona.
We need to talk. About your lovely candidate. Nika, right?
In the meantime, before we can have said talk, you make sure the fucker stays AWAY from Vaughan, and Alaina for that matter, and AWAY from ME. Because I seriously don't trust myself to be anywhere near the little asshole right now. Mmkay?
Mmkay.
~ Pilot Tierney
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What's he done?
He hasn't tried to kill anyone has he?
Oh and Gabriel, couldn't you have just emailed me? Instead of broadcasting to the entire pilot population?
~Latona
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The details are between you and me.
Everyone else should just consider that a fair warning to watch out for your candidate, and that's why I posted here. And no, I'm not giving out any details, that's as much as I'm saying here.
Should I e-mail you the rest, or did you wanna discuss this another way?
~ Pilot Tierney
-
There should be an email in your inbox already regarding this
~Latona
-
Got it.
~ Pilot Tierney
-
O_o
Now that you've spawned our curiosity Gabey...
But I'm not sure I WANT to know.
-Satori C.
-
I've reviewed the email's between Latona and Gabriel. Rest assured this does not concern anyone else. Nor do I particularly care.
Everyone should, as Gabriel said, keep an eye on their candidates interactions with Nika, but otherwise please everyone continue bussiness as normal.
~Marshal
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Dearest Gabriel.
I assure you Nika has an explanation for his actions. It may not be one you like (and I don't expect you to like it), but it is one I can understand, and you should be able to as well, once you hear it. To some degree, at least.
I will also keep an eye on Nika myself, as one of the Pilots currently responsible for him. I think the equation needs someone who wouldn't like him dead or relocated to TRIM.
-Pilot L. Intram
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...So, wait, you mentor Nika, too?
Um. Huh. Well. Wanna continue this via e-mail? This complicates stuff a little, 'cause I was gonna meet with Latona, but if you deal with him too, which Latona also mentioned, maybe you should meet with us, too, or something. O_o
Because I really wanna hear this explanation. |:
~ Gabriel
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It would flatter me to phrase it that way.
That sounds reasonable enough, though I would prefer to deliver the explanation in person. I will definitely attend this meeting. I hope it will do some good.
-L. Intram
-
Gabby?
You okay?
-Alaric
-
I'm fine.
Crisis averted! Subject change tiemz! >__>;;;
SO GUYZ. What's your favorite kinda pizza? :D
...I'm hungry.
~ Gabriel
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I have double chocolate cream cheese brownies if you want to come over =D
-Alaric
-
FOR CEREAL? :shock:
Omfg, you vile tempter! Temptress. Temptresser. Whatever! :D
|: I'm taking you up on that offer like now, so you better be ready!
ilu man. :heart: :D :heart: :D
~ Gabriel
-
It's because I am so amazing :mrgreen:
And I am very ready. Because not only do I have fresh brownies, I have ice cream.
Yes. I am just that good.
-Alaric
-
Wow, Gabriel. So well taken-care-of in your time of need.
Good of you, Alaric.
I miss Dyerlich.
-L. Intram.
-
I could make you something Lynn.
=3
-Danica Blake-
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A kind thought, but completely unnecessary.
Really, I meant the companionship, you know? He's a very enlightening conversationalist.
And very pointy as well.
That's always a plus.
-L. Intram
-
Yes, Dyer is very interesting. =3
-Danica Blake-
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Dyerlich's scary. >_>
~ Gabriel
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Dyerlich is wonderful! He is all...scary and poky. But nice too. I like him ^.^
-Alaric
-
I think I just did something I shouldn't have done. :
~ Gabriel
-
What might that be? |: Put red and white together?
- Seiteki
-
*sigh* What did you do now?
~Marshal
-
Neeever mind. : I just wanted to angst cryptically for a second.
x__x So how're things going with you guys' candidates?
~ Gabriel
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My invisa candidate is the best! They are so wonderful and behaved! He could kick all your candidates asses! =DDD
-Alaric
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Roman has a disturbing love for his drawer full of fleshlights. Ask him about them when you get the chance!
If you make him blush I'll personally make you some cookies full of drugs.
- S.T
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No, it's okay Tierney. We all love to hear you whine. It's our reason for living.
-Cross
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You live for me, Cross? :heart:
Does that mean if I stop whining you'll DIE? :D
...>_> Is it working yet?
~ Gabriel
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Aww, you're just jealous 'cause no one gives two shits about you Crossy-Mah-Boi.
You should cheer up.
Have some sugar.
Steal one of Roman's fleshlights. Gods know you need to get laid, even if it is by a vagina in a cup. Better than your mother, right? Right.
- Seiteki.
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If you ever managed to stop whining I think I'd die of shock.
What's got your panties in a knot, Sei? I wasn't even talking to you.
-Cross
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If you stopped being a retarded Cross-dresser, I think I'd die of awe.
~ Gabriel
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Gabby.
I love you.
But is cross-dresser seriously all you can come up with?
- Seiteki
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You've been throwing out that tired insult for seven years now, Gabers. That all you got?
-Cross
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Go crucify yourself. |:
~ Gabriel
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Ouch. You seem upset. Did I hit a nerve? (:
-Cross
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Gabriel.
Please stop trying. It's rather painful.
- Seiteki.
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No, your face upsets me. |:
~ Gabriel
EDIT: Sei, shhhh...>__<
-
I'm only looking out for you!
But I shall shh, since you asked so nicely with a little face beside it.
- Seiteki
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You know what? I think he likes you, Cross. ;)
- Darien
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That means it was love at first sight. First time I ever saw either of the candidates (and my own) they were fighting exactly like this.
- Remi.
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...Wtf are you people on?
~ Gabriel
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You two bicker like a married couple. It's funny.
-L. Intram
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Gabby ;____;
You and Cross?
I feel so betrayed. I thought our love was pure and unspoiled. And now I find out you are cheating on me.
-Alaric
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What a player you are Gabey!
Not what I expected at all! =[
^_^
-Satori C.
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...Where the heck did you guys get OMGLOVAHS from HATEYOUDIEPLZ?
'Cause, y'know, I love Cross like I love my trash.
Shredded. |:<
Hawt, huh?
~ Gabriel
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Is it just me or all the candidates this year esspecially annoying?
- Seiteki
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Well /you're/ certainly being especially annoying this year, but the candidates seem about normal.
~Marshal
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Marshal, be civil. :/
My candidate's cool. Kid's gonna choke a bitch when we hit physical training, though. >3
-Fala
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D'aww. Marshy.
I was only being annoying because I wanted you to notice.
Then get mad.
And try to hurt me so I can use your face to test how hard the ground is, I'm sure it's hard, I mean, c'mon it's ground, but! Depending on how handsome you come out (you can only get better with the state you're in! I mean, dude, you look like a cat puked you up then ate it and pooped it out again. You can ONLY go up from there.) We'll know how much damage has been done.
- Seiteki
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Am I the only one here who can no longer tell whether a pair genuinely hates each other or just hates each other to mask their passionate, burning love for one another (or some combination of both)? I think being around you lot for so long has warped my perceptions. ^^ Not that I mind it.
As for my candidate, I'm about to meet her. I got the gorgon. It should be interesting. I'll get back to you all on whether or not she's annoying, too.
- Darien
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Yes. You're the only one. Never suggest it again.
~Marshal
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*snicker*
I highly doubt Seiteki even thinks of Marshal as a man.
But I can see how thin the line is. O_O
-Satori C.-
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@Gabriel: Actually, it kind of is...
@Darien: No, no, I can't tell either. |:
-L. Intram
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The rumours of my demise have been greatly exaggerated.
~Dyerlich
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Well... Crap.
- Seiteki.
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You wound me Seiteki. I thought you would be happy to see me. I'm happy to know you're around too after all.
~Dyerlich
-
There were rumors about you dying?
And I didn't hear 'em? :shock:
Dude, I need to catch up on all the gossip...O_o
~ Gabriel
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Well, my disappearance I suppose. It's hard to say, I haven't had much time to listen to any of the gossip. *shrug*
~Dyerlich
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Dyerlich.
You're really really old.
Marshal making little smiley faces is pathetic enough.
Don't use little... actions... Please.... Just don't.
- Seiteki
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Sorry Seiteki. I will refrain from using actions from this point on, at least on here of course.
~Dyerlich
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*Arches eyebrow* Heeey, what's wrong with the asterisk thingies? |:
And the faces are the shiznit! :D :heart: :D :heart:
Lmao. :P
He can use 'em if he wants to. Because they're cool, mang. :mrgreen: You should use 'em too, Sei. Be cool like me.
~ Gabriel
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No.
- Seiteki.
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But whyyyyyyyyyyyy~? :(
~ Gabriel
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I however ask you Seiteki, to crush my skull if I ever use the term "Lmao, rofl, lol" on this blog, like Gabriel.
~Dyerlich
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How drastic o_o.
-Satori C.
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rofl
~Dyerlich
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Hello to you too Marshall.
~Dyerlich
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Hi Dyerlich.
And bye I guess, since Sei's gunna crush your skull. Too bad really.
~Marshal
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Rotflmao. :D
Idk, sounds lyk sum1 is scared of abbreviations.
Wth is abbreviation such a long word. |:
~ Gabriel
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I never thought about that Gabey.
...Maybe to prove they're needed?
-Satori C.
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Wow. Boredom makes weird things happen.
-Kasumi
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Oh is that how you came to be?
~Latona
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Oh Latona, we all know you came from your mother expermenting with swans, so shush.
~Marshal
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Yeah, sure, whatever
At least swans are better than some of the things you've experimented with
~Latona
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Why does this blog always turn so snippy so fast? One moment talking of boredom, the next side remarks about parentage. Can't we be civil for a few moments
-Alaric
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Well, now we're not bored anymore are we?
~Marshal
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Why does this blog always turn so snippy so fast? One moment talking of boredom, the next side remarks about parentage. Can't we be civil for a few moments
Sure, I'll give it a go.
How are you today, Alaric? I'm swell. <3
-Cross
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...I'm fine. Thank you for asking. :heart: It is good you are doing well.
-Alaric
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DYERlich!!!!!
OhIamsohappytoseeyouagain. Thesepeoplehavebeen drivingmeupthewall.
Finallyanintelligen tconversationalista mongthem.
I ought to crush your skull, for not being around! As a matter of fact, I'm going out right now to buy a large mallet, and then I will hunt you down.
With love, of course.
-L. Intram
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>__> Hi Cross.
I'm good too!
Thanks for asking. :D
~ Gabriel
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Well that's just dandy. Good to know we are all doing well. :heart:
-Cross
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Is anyone else freaked out by Llyn being happy?
About Dyerlich?
... Actually. Nevermind, I don't want to know. It would probably disturb me.
- Seiteki
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Cross, are you high? :D
As for Llyn, think someone hijacked his comp? :shock:
Or someone's been popping caffeine pills.
~ Gabriel
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You people.
I'm allowed to express joy every once in a while. Gabriel does it all the time, about nothing.
If it's about Dyerlich, then you should assure yourselves that I have a damned good reason to be joyful. I usually do, when I am.
Besides, no one can be deadly calm all the time. You have to let off steam.
-L. Intram
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Hello Llyn, good to see you again too...or hear from you again too I suppose.
Does everyone find it odd that I have a personal life, and that Llyn and I are good friends who enjoy each other's company?
Also Seiteki I missed watching the wiggle in your walk.
~Dyerlich
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Yeesh, the hostility in here at times is damn near palpable. Good to see it die down a bit.
It's not fun unless you start it, after all. >3
*Shrug*
Yo, Lychee's back. Where've you been?
-Fala
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I went back home for a little while.
That's about it.
~Dyerlich
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Seriously Dyerlich, stop trying. It's disgusting.
Only people as desperate as Intram would have sex with you. Make one more comment on my anything that possibly wiggles and I'll stitch every hole you own closed.
- Seiteki
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What about all the things that jiggle and/or wobble?
~Marshal
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You'll be missing teeth and possibly a much-loved piece of flesh. Not to worry, I'll nail it too your wall after I rip it off.
- Seiteki
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Ah Seiteki, you don't need an excuse to get your hands down my pants.
~Marshal
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I...
I think I threw up a little in my mouth.
- Seiteki
-
Hot, Seiteki.
Also, I'll have you know I'm not the least bit desperate.
Besides, why does everyone seem to assume Dyerlich and I are in that sort of a relationship anyway?
-L. Intram
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You had an online orgasm at the mention of his return.
Case closed.
And you're the only type of [strike:1r62c53f]person[/strike:1r62c53f] freak to give Dyerlich some anyway.
Case closed x2
- Seiteki
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What's wrong with Dyerlich? I think he's quite fun ^.^ And I'm sure he's decently good looking under that face...thigny. And really people. No one can stay nice for more then two posts!
It's a sad day when /Cross/ is the civil one.
-Alaric
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It's a known fact by now that I'm a heartless Ice Bitch.
<3
- Seiteki
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I always found you quite pleasant Seiteki.
Also, thank you Alaric, what a nice thing to say. I'd say you're quite beautiful/handsome as well.
And I don't think Llyn and I have actually been in a room alone long enough for anything like that to happen. Though, I agree with Marshal about your hands being in my pants, even if there is a bit of orgasmic pain to accompany. Which is a bonus.
~Dyerlich
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Ok, now /I'm/ the one throwing up in my mouth.
~Marshal
-
You're lucky Marshland.
Mine got on the keyboard.
- Seiteki
-
Gross...
So....does this mean Dyerlich sickens us, Alaric sickens us or both?
I think both.
~Marshal
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The thought that Dyerlich imagines my hand down his pants makes me throw up.
Alaric is a sweetie.
You're an asshole.
- Seiteki.
-
Well obviously different elements of Dyerlich make us puke.
~Marshal
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Why do I even bother with you. I seem to have some better luck with the /younger/ generations.
~Dyerlich
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So....does this mean Dyerlich sickens us, Alaric sickens us or both?
~Marshal
Marshal, why are you such a jerk to me? I don't think I've ever done anything to deserve it.
And thank you Seiteki. I'm glad I don't sicken you. The few times we've actually spoken, I've found you quite pleasant.
-Alaric
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You're a sin against nature Alaric.
~Marshal
-
......
Fuck you Marshal. Just because I'm an alien doesn't make me a sin against nature.
-Alaric
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You're just an annoying fucker, Marshal.
Really now, didn't your mommy ever teach you how 'If it's not nice to say, don't say anything at all'? I could have sworn you were a grown man, how did you even get to the same rank as I am? I guess that 'maturity' isn't a big thing for high ranking pilots, because you certinally don't have it.
I'll have a talk with someone of higher rank of you getting demoted, when it comes down to it, I'm sure Alaric is a more powerful, physically and mentally than you are. And hey, guess what, he's useful if there's only him and a single remaining being left.
Him and a guy? No problem.
Him and a girl? No problem.
You and a guy? No babies.
You and a girl? She'd probably cut out her own ovaries before she'd let you fill her up with a kid. Anything is better than a child that's half of you.
Really, Marshal. Grow up, would you? You're just annoying, pathetic and petty now.
- Remi
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Well...I think I'll just ignore most of that.
But actually he wouldn't be usefull as one of the two people left alive since any children they had would either start inbreeding and create a race of monsters that can do little more than scream in their own inescapable pain, or live out there lives untill they died and still be pretty much useless, so that's just a silly thing to say.
~Marshal
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Oooh, that explains a lot about you.
I'm sorry your parents were brother and sister. Didn't mean to touch a soft spot on your head.
- Remi
-
Oh yes, and /I'm/ immature. Pfft.
~Marshal
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You are.
That proved it.
I'd set up a poll, but I don't spend enough time on this thing to know how to do so. Otherwise we could do a "Who believes Marshal to be an immature swine" poll. I'd be pleased with the results I'm sure.
I believe you to be an immature swine. Buck up, Old Man, act your age if you please.
- Remi
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Look. It's a fact. Alaric is just fucking weird. Marshal just pointed that out.
~Sabela
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Ah, drama.
So much drama.
What's the point of pointing it out? Do you feel better at night?
Knowing you made someone feel unwanted and hated?
To know you made someone feel like you feel, Sabela?
Unwanted and hated?
I'm sure that's a heavy burden to bear.
- Remi.
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Look Remi darling,
It's not that I have any interest in how Alaric feels. Because honestly, I really don't. I'm just saying that the thing is weird. And you shouldn't jump down Marshy's throat just because poor widdle Alaric can't handle having that pointed out to him.
I have green hair, you have scars, Alaric is a sin against nature. Not talking about them doesn't change them.
Though I find the whole thing rather boring and vote for a subject change.
~Sabela
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Fuck off, Sabela.
Alaric's not a "sin against nature". Dude, nature's all about the oddities. Y'know, evolution? Alaric's probably more evolved than any of us here, so hah. And it's totally normal for his people. To his people, you're probably just a neutered freak! I bet you're jealous, actually, since you haven't stopped obsessing over him since candidacy. Srsly.
Leave him alone and worry about yourself, because Alaric's 97675326612784739 times the person YOU or MARSHAL will EVER be.
Whatever. I actually feel sorry for you guys, aside from the part where you're both COMPLETE ASSHOLES. Always looking at the surface, never at the person beneath. Your lives must sure be empty, since all your relationships are fake.
~ Gabriel
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So um...I just found this new online game where you get to be a parasite and you have to around eating other parasites before you can start infecting larger creature. I'm totally gonna try and infect a Liontaur.
~Wulf
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Ooh, Sounds interesting, I might have to try it ^^
And Sabela, you're a heartless cow
~Latona
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Latona, you disappoint me sometimes.
A lot more recently.
-Danica Blake-
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*rolls eyes*
Ooo Wulf. <3 ^_^
-Satori C.
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Wha? What did I do?
~Latona
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Ooo Satori!
<3
~Wulf
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Wulf: Oh, lord. Another game geek? Dx
*Stays out of the other crap y'all have been spewing*
-Fala
-
What? Games are fun. Games are good for people. Meet looootsa new people too!
~Wuuuulf
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As if you don't meet enough real people in real life? :/
-Fala
-
I could have sworn I taught you better than that.
So damn angry all the time.
-Danica Blake-
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Ooooh. That game sounds really fun Wulf! I shall look for it! Does it have a name?
P.S. :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: Remi and Gabriel
-Alaric
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Oh Gabby. You are like a little kitten when you get all angry. It's adorable ^.^
~Sabela
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Yes it does Alaric! It's called "Mindasite" cause you're a parasite who takes over minds. They're witty at the place that makes it.
~Wulf
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Thanks Wulf! I am really liking this so far! And some of these things are adorable! =DDD
-Alaric
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I'm not angry all the time o.O
Does '^^' imply anger to you?
~Latona
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I can't seeeee yoooou Sabela, lalalalala~ :heart:
Wulf...that game sounds awesome. :shock:
Is it like an MMORPG? *__*
~ Gabriel
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Oh dear Latona. Maybe We'll have to revisit our candidacy.
Which I'm sure you don't want.
And I wasn't referring to your...face making.
The heartless cow comment was more my point.
But I'll leave it at this, they are engaged in a different sort of conversation.
^_^
-Danica Blake-
-
By that reasoning Gabriel must have anger issues too o.O
*Subject Change*
That game is freaking awesome Wulf ^^
Thanks for the recomendation
*note: not being angry*
~Latona
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I'm not one for games most of the time.
But I might have to peek at it. ^_^
-Satori C.
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Yes! It is quite awesome, and you should all play it too cause once you buy the game, it's free to play online! And they have really good servers so there is very little lag! Once you take over a larger, more humanoid creature, then it becomes like an Mmorpg. Right now I'm a Sited Hunter with a laser sword.
Pshewwww, Fsshhaaaa, pkewww
~Wulf
-
You are so dorky...but adorable.
...adorkable?
-Satori C.
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...Right. You call it adorable, I call it freaky.
-Fala
-
There's a rumor Happi Productions latest flick is based loosely off this game, might just be similar subject matter, but it'd be outstanding if they could manage a drop of wit in their movies these days. <_<
I got the game so I'd have an idea what to look for, but I keep dying! I'm not too good at this. @_@
- Ishta
-
Ten years walking uphill through a shitstorm to get here, and this is what I find. Pilots!
Let's seeee...
1. sex (not having it, talking about it).
2. games.
3. whinging.
4. teasing Gabby (isn't it getting old?).
Y'all don't need a game about parasites.
Oh, and whichever one of you motherfuckers rerouted that fake ECC to my terminal: I will do things to you that make you regret your own conception. You could at least send something worthwhile, like porn.
-
Because you couldn't find a naked lady with a map.
Right Snail-ie?
-Seiteki
-
You found Pilots, OMG. Who'd a thunk it?
Moron
As for for your oh so pseudo-witty numbering system
1. Hypocrite
2. Don't insult us for playing video games, I will hurt you. We all have our hobbies, your's seems to be complaining
3. Hypocrite
4. ....Okay, you have a point there
~Latona
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It's easy to find naked ladies, they're just sometimes hard to recognize under all the clothes. Damn shame.
Hypocrisy's my main diversion. You should try it sometime, Latona. Oh wait.
And I have loads of sex, with, may I say, the most attractive fellow about. Happens to be me. If you must know. But I'm not jealous; I'll share.
So none of you are willing to cop to the terminal prank? Bastards.
-
....Vain too huh
And how do we know you aren't making the supposed 'prank' up to get some attention?
Not that we couldn't notice you, if your online persona is anything to go by you don't shut up
If not maybe you could carry a sign saying 'Universe's Biggest Asswipe'
Or have it tattooed to your forehead
~Latona
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Oh Latona, you speak as if half the military hasn't seen you naked.
~Marshal
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I am so glad I fall into the half that hasn't.
- Seiteki
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How many candidates don't end up naked during their candidacy? I'm pretty sure all of your's do Marshal
~Latona
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No Comment.
-Satori C.
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I don't think she meant voluntary nudity Satori.
~Marshal
-
...
Seriously, Marshal. I'm amazed.
You're ugly as fuck and you have the body of a stick bug.
How the hell do you get laid?
- Seiteki
-
Don't knock it till you've tried it Icey.
~Marshal
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I don't plan on "knocking" it or trying it.
I will however stand back in disgust and mild wonder.
- Seiteki.
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You hurt me Seiteki you do.
I can feel you judging me all the way across this blog.
-Satori C.
-
I wouldn't judge you if you didn't do it with stick bugs or retards.
Seriously Satori. I know you're a pilot, but that's no excuse for going after the guys with 'Ewwwww' labled on 'em.
- Seiteki.
-
Well, then YOU find me a new guy Seiteki.
I am sooo tired of searching.
You and Gabe can go in on it together.
-Satori C.
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Me? Find you a new guy?
I can make you a snowfriend. Maybe you're really a lesbian. Ask Remi out, everyone loves Remi. Oh, oh, oh. I know.
Oh,oh,oh. One of those candidates family members, the band one, he had pretty band-mates.
Or you can ask Gabriel out. He'd be too chicken to dump you if he said yes, which would be unlikely, not 'cause you're scary, but because he's Gabriel.
- Seiteki
-
I can't steal Gabe from Roman! He's beat me up!
I don't think I'm a lesbian...there was that one time...but I don't think so.
V. eh? Hmmm. I dunno if I can do rock stars.
...I mean I could...but...*ponders*
-Satori C.
-
... that one time?
Do go on...
-Liv
-
Once or twice...
STOP PRESSURING ME!
-Satori C.
-
Once or twice? Are you not counting the times I was involved eh?
And Sei, stop being a bitch. Just for once, try it, maybe you'll enjoy yourself.
~Marshal
-
Marshal.
Get over yourself, the only reason you ever get Nookie is because the poor girls pity you and are probably too weak to fend off your lovely psychic body-movement bull-shit.
- Seiteki.
-
Aw Sei he's not as horrible as you think.
I swear!
-Satori C.
-
Yeah...
I don't believe you.
- Seiteki
-
Heh.
All entitled to one own's opinion I spose.
-Satori C.
-
I am with the Ice Queen. I don't get how anyone could sleep with Marshal
-Sabela
-
Seconded, signed.
I mean, not to argue with the getting-laid abilities of skinny people, but Marshal is completely and utterly without merit.
But, um, good for you, Satori. I do urge you to ask yourself, what would the children look like?
-L. Intram
-
O_O
Because I /totally/ plan on having children with him.
Right....no not at all.
-Satori C.
-
The idea of Marshal having children disturbs me almost as much as you do Llyn. *shudders*
Let's all start a fund for getting Marshal fixed. Protecting the future and all that.
~Sabela~
-
Positively Genius.
-Danica Blake-
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You don't need a fund, peeps. You just need a good pair of scissors. :twisted:
~ Gabriel
ilu Marshmallow. :heart:
-
Gabe? Gods, what's happened to you? You're as ruthless as a puppy in a pile of tissue paper.
I approve.
-Liv
-
RAWR! :twisted:
~ Gabriel
-
Gaaaaaaaaaaby.
I had a fun idea! We should have a picnic! =D With lots of people and..food...and stuff!
-Alaric
-
I like picnics.
- X.X <--- Looks like a face!
-
If we let you come to the picnic, can I get a promotion? :D :D :D :D
...lol j/k. >___>
~ Gabriel
-
Only if I can demote you when we're all done the picnic.
- X.X
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Soooooo...>____>
Could I be, saaay...a Royal for the picnic? :D :D :D
So the only one who could boss me around would be you? :mrgreen:
...o yah and only if I get to be Echo again when I'm 'demoted'. <___<
~ Gabriel
-
A royal! I love royals. You can wear a crown and a cape and the bunch of us can play house. We need to be together more often without the titles. How do you do those little heart things? :oops: oops? what would that look like? :arrow: ... no... :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: where is the heart? I just see the word.
Message boards are stupid, I don't want to play on it anymore. Besides, I have work to do. I'm sure you do too, Gabriel Pilot Echo.
- X.X
-
.........
Yeeeesss...work...<_< That thing.
kk! ttyl ilu baibai! :heart:
~ Gabriel
are all you higher ups technotarded? :P
-
Do we get demoted from where we are now? Or just from the picnic promotion?
Because it would be way fun to be a Royal for a few hours 8D
-Alaric
-
I think a picnic is a wonderful idea! ..... well at least as long as it's not like the ones back at the orphanage I grew up in. Their idea of a picnic was herding us kids to the back yard and feeding us peanut butter sandwiches on brown bread, with stale cookies. The juice they'd give us to drink was suppose to be cherry... I think... and hope... but it tasted like watered down red. :cry: Those were some sad times.
~
Trance
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I thought that was the point of picnics. Bad sandwiches, stale cookies and juice that tasted like red.
- Remi
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And ants. You can't forget the ants. Stupid things tried to make off with my cookie one time! That's one thing you never do, is to take a starving orphan's cookie.
They tried to eat my cookie... so I ate them! ...... I really was starving back then.....
~
Trance
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Red flavor is the best flavor.
...actually, I probably wouldn't go. No offense.
Trance, stop acting your caste. You don't put food down at a picnic...
I swear, more and more Echoes with whom I could wipe the floor. This is ruining my ideology completely.
-L. Intram
-
...I hope they weren't red ants. :shock:
~ Gabriel
-
Part of me hopes they were.
-L. Intram
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I can't remember what kind they were, just that they were crunchy. I think I might have put them in my sandwich. Though I do remember it grosed most of the human kids out. Was totally worth it!
~
Trance
-
You're known as Ant-Eater now.
- Seiteki.
-
Oh hush! Don't make me pounce you!
~
Trance
-
Notice to all pilots!
For the next little while I'll be taking a break from randomly stalking and pouncing you. Instead I'll be stalking and pouncing candidates!
Catch you laters!
~
Trance
-
If you give anything to Granby, I'm going to rip off your tail and make you eat it.
Same goes to anyone else and any possible parts that I can rip off be it fingers or important bits.
Granby is a grumpy little bitch and needs a good smack accross the nose.
I hate candidates.
Why did I start training them? Eugh.
- Seiteki T.
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Thank God the little freakazoid isn't going to be jumping on people.
I mean really? Why would you think that's a good idea?
~Sabela
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Hey! Just because T'liika was my mentor doesn't mean that I'm a big pervert or a slut! I can say for 100% certain that I am clean!
Besides, I said nothing about smexing any of them up. You know what! I think you're one of the perverts too!
~
Trance
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... Well, since neither of us were talking about anything remotely pervy that would make you the perv, Ant-Eater. So, ha!
Also; having Marshal would be a waaaaaaaaaaaaaay worse mentor, I think he's managed to turn his candidates into his little bed-kittens. So, they have it worse than you.
Try again to gain some pity, AE, you'll just fail.
Love,
Seiteki.
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What the fuck are you going on about? I asked what made you thinking jumping on people was a good idea and you start going on about your mentor.
Are you brain damaged? To much ass fucking rattle your brain around too much?
How some people made it through to program is beyond me. Next you'll be saying you are mentoring.
~Sabela
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I wasn't responding to you that time so piss of princess!
And as a matter fo fact, I am mentoring somebody now.
~
Trance
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Then who the hell were you responding to? Sei? Cause she didn't say anything about you fucking anyone.
And /you/ are mentoring someone? Fuck. Are they just letting anyone have a candidate? Why not just....round up someone from the street!
Roman, did you stop having standards about who was allowed to mentor?
~Sabela
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What do you think she was refering to when she told me not to give Mr. Grumpy anything? Are you really that oblivious to inuendo?
Go soak your head miss priss.
~
Trance
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... I wasn't .... What the hell?
Anything. Physical objects. Like a present.
And you think I'm a perv! You're the only one who got anything dirty out of that.
Besides, I don't think Granby's a homo.
- Seiteki T.
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....wow. You just live in the gutter, don't you? is everything sexual to you?
~Sabela
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... Damnit! >.< I'm starting to turn into as big of pervert as my old mentor!
I.... I feel violated somehow....
~
Trance
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Don't. We all turn into our mentors after a while.
Especially if a) we hate them or b) they are dead.
The system works. Leave it. :]
Also, did I mention how glad I was that we keep having Pilots like Trance in here (and higher in rank than me, no less)? I think I'm beginning to recover my smug sense of superiority.
Now the rest of you know who to thank.
-L. Intram
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Llyn, you're bat-shit insane. No surprise you're the same rank as me. <3
and I think Mr.New-Imperial-Face should take out his Rank Lowering hammer, I'm not seeing any Echo Qualities from Mr.Pouncy-Pants. I don't care how 'sneaky' and 'awesome' he is on missions.
Annoying pilots don't deserve rank.
Ever.
- Seiteki T.
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Well, that's just a smidge mean isn't it Sei. My goodness.
I swear if Pilots aren't talking about sex we just aren't happy.
Or picking at each other till we want to punch everyone in the face.
-Satori C.-
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No, I'm not being mean. I wouldn't dream of it. <3
Just trying to pop Little Ant Eaters bubble of thinking he's a good pilot and oh-so-deserving of his rank when he's just a hyper-active pussy.
Just like i'd pop Llyns bubble if he thought he deserved a rank up, too!
Seiteki T.
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Quite well played Seiteki. Quite well played.
I'm sure Miss Satori will believe you!
She's somewhat gullible.
-Danica Blake.-
-_-
-Satori C.-
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We're a bitter, bitter lot, we are. :mrgreen:
C'mon, peeps! Smile and be happy! Let's hold hands and sing campy campfire songs! :heart:
Or something. Am I the only happy Pilot here? D8 Srsly?
~ Gabriel
And I am so not my mentor. :P
-
Aww, Gabby-poo.
You don't hate Roman, almost the exact opposite. Ehehe. So the chance of you ending up like him are slim to none by Llyns logic.
I'm happy. Normally.
Very happy.
Someone should come give me a hug. A hug. Not a pounce. You pounce on me and I'll ram your head through a wall. <3
- Seiteki T.
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No you aren't your mentor Gabey just in love with him.
I mean...what?
-Satori C.-
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.................wh at? O__o
You guys on crack? :P
It's bad for you, so don't do it. :|
ANYWAY! Hey Sei, I'll give you a hug! Minus a pounce. Promise not to bash my head in?
~ Gabriel
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I'd love a hug!
Promise not to bash your head. You give good hugs. <3
- Seiteki.
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Yaaay! Then you can has a hug! :heart: Be up in a biiiit, wear your sexy sexy purple turtleneck for me.
~ Gabriel
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Aw. No hugs for Satori? Hmm? =[
-Satori C.
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You didn't ask! D8
But ask and you shall receive. :D
~ Gabriel
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Does Seiteki have another shirt?
Yay for hugs! *Holds arms out*
Gimmee!
-Satori C.-
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Gabriel, why are you giving other Pilots hugs? I would have thought Roman would have taught you at least a shred of decency. Is it your goal to turn out like Trance?
Pilot Backofen
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Aww.
You're just jealous 'cause no one loves you, Ballerina.
- Seiteki T.
Edit: |: No one can turn out like Trance. He's like... The little worm that managed to slip through the cracks.
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Ew wtf no I'm nothing like Trance d00d! :evil:
I don't go forcing hugs on ppl that don't want them. :| But the Pilot world is full of so much danged gloom and srs bzns and what's indecent about a hug? -__-
Jeez. Also I do my damned job and do it well so stfu n00b.
~ Gabriel
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First, there is nothing wrong with being a male ballerina and in case you haven't noticed I'm not exactly in that profession anymore.
Gabriel, at least don't do it in front of candidates. You'll lull them into a false idea that you've gone soft.
Pilot Backofen.
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Pffft, me? Soft? Nevar. 8)
~ Gabriel
Ehehehehe, ballerina? Did you wear pretty pink tutus and those pointy shoes? :heart:
-
D'aww.... Someone has his Pilot Pants oooooon~ I think we all know who I'm talking about, right Pilot Backofen?
Gabriel is a wonderful pilot and any candidates of his will blow any ones you train out of the water. Obviously you don't know how to train candidates if you think you can just beat it into them.
-Seiteki.
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I'll have you know that I have never worn a tutu or pointy shoes.
Edit from Neihemiah: Yes you did Princess, remember that night you refused to sleep on my back? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Is there a problem with how I sign my name? And might I add that many of us use fear as a training tool. I'm sure none of you need reminding of this year's Candidate Festival?
Pilot Backofen.
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Um...guys. Let's be with the happy now?
It's all either sex or rawring on this board. And I want a hug to Gabby ^___^ And I would offer Sei a hug, if she wants more then one! :heart:
-Alaric
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Hug me, baby!
- Seiteki.
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Group hug! :mrgreen:
*VIRTUAL HUGS!*
That'll have to tide y'all over until I can give you real ones!
Hehe, I like this.This is the happiest I've seen this blog. LET'S KEEP IT THAT WAY! :heart:
~ Gabriel
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Yay hugs! :D
Hugs for everyone. Now lets talk about...um....games? Those conversations seem to go well. Anyone found any cool new games recently?
D8 Gaaaaaaaaaby. I'm stuuuuuck. I can't get past the stupid racing mini game in the game. Come help me! Please!
-Alaric
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Sorry man. Most of the games I know tend to be drinking games.
Which reminds me that I need to go stock up on vodka again for the next Quaters game.
~
Smash Cat
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Drinking games are lame. :|
You can have more fun when you're sober and remember what you're doing. :D
You needa play some video games, dude! :heart:
Ally: k! Lemme finish up some actual work junk and then I shall rescue you! Again. :P
~ Gabriel
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I bet you're just saying that because you went out and got totally shit-faced, and ended up with some strange tatoo... that you didn't realize was there until you woke up to a killer hang over, and no memory of what happened.
~
Smash
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.........
....Yeah. <____< Something like that...
Minus the tattoo. >____>
~ Gabriel
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.... Somehow I don't believe you. Even the way you posted that is shifty. Awe, did you get a rainbow tattoo'd across your ass? *snickers*
It's such a pretty ass too!
~
Smash
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Hey.
That's my ass, Smoosh. |: You stay away.
- Seiteki T.
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:| No rainbows.
There is nothing on my bum but skin! Dx Now stop...fighting over my bottom... '_'
IT'S MY BUTT! MINE!
~ Gabriel
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How about I get dibs on it when other people are after it?
I'm big and scary and wing-ed!
- Seiteki T.
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Sorry Seiks. But as Gabriel just stated, there's nothing on his ass but skin. So his ass can't be yours because it doesn't have your name on it.
Of course, this means that his ass isn't mine either... but give me time and I'll have that fixed.
~
Smash
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...What's THAT supposed to mean? :shock:
Sei? Halp plz? D8
~ Gabriel
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Okay, bend over, I'll write my name on your ass. I touch it enough, Darlin'.
- Seiteki.
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Shhhhhhh!
Not in public, Sei! :shock: Think of the children, you dirty bird!
:mrgreen:
~ Gabriel
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You're about as scary as a kitten in a rainstorm sweetie.
Something tells me you wouldn't know just what to do with an ass as fine as Gabe's. Don't worry. I'll take good care of him for you.
~
Smash
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...|: Gonna ask me about this, first?
Stoptalkingaboutmyb utt! Dx It's weird. Sei can, though. I know my butt's nice. I work out.
~ Gabriel
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But your ass is so nice to look at.... then again the rest of you is pretty damn fine too.
~
Smash
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And you have the IQ of a kitten in a rainstorm. You're all over-protected Dome-dwellers anyway.
How many of you have actually ever felt real rain eh?
None of you! HA!
- Seiteki.
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=__= I was gonna say, I have a face too...
Y'all are making me sound like a disembodied bum. :cry:
~ Gabriel
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Wow Sei... You're come backs are just utterly amazing. I had no idea you were so utterly witty..... *insert sarcasm here*
While your ass is nice, nothing can compare to your bright green eyes. Beautifully framed by such soft sunspun hair. Soft kissabley plump lips, with a hint of a blush across delicate cheek bones. You are a rare muse, given flesh.
~
Smash
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A...a...muse...? :shock:
I...
Huh. O_o
Sei? Help plz?
~ Gabriel
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I have one tip for you!
1. Run for your freaking life if you ever see Smoosh Kitty around. And run fast. Or just lock his joints and throw him in an empty room and leave him there.
I guess that's two tips.
- Seiteki
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'___'
Will do. I think I'mma log off now and play some WoW or something...lock my door. Yeah. I feel a little unclean suddenly.
Huh.
thnx 4 the advice! o__o
~ Gabriel
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Sei... you're gonna be toast if I run into you soon.
Gabe. Sweet dreams dear muse. I'll catch you on the flip side.
~
Smash
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I could wipe the floor with you, Smoosh Kitty <3.
- Seiteki
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So you believe. We'll see what happens should it ever come to that.
.... wanna go drinking somtime?
~
Smash
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Ahaha...
ahahahahahaha...
hahahahaha....
I know, Cutie, I know.
And no. |: I don't want to go drinking with you.
- Seiteki
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Oh come now... is everybody here a drinking prude or what?
~
Smash
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D8 Gabby.....you seem to have a weird fanclub. Come over, beat the stupid racy bit and I'll make dinner ^___^ I was thinking I was in a breakfast mood for dinner. And I was gonna make pancakes.
-Alaric
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My my Gabs. All this attention er your ass. It is a nice one. Wouldn't you agree Cross darling?
~Sabela
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I know I would.
-Raley
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Fuck off.
~ Gabriel
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(:
-Raley
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Now now Gabby. Weren't you just going on about being nice? Raley just commented that he agreed that you have a lovely ass. And you were so nasty back.
Temper temper.
~Sabela
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Go away. :D
Right. No more ass talk. kthnx. :D
~ Gabriel
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omigosh now I know why I never check this thing. you guys are frightening.
-blaine
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Why can't this thing stay happy and...not sexual for more then like 5 posts?
-Alaric
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=_= You're asking me. NEW TOPIC.
Favorite color?
Mine's red.
HI BLAINE! :heart:
~ Gabriel
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Purple.
But I bet all of you knew that already.
- Seiteki
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i like sunflower yellow. bright and cheery
-blaine
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Blue! I like light blue ^__^
-Alaric
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See, this is how happy peaceful conversations go. :heart:
~ Gabriel
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Whoo! I like this ^__^ Well, other then the fact I'm still stuck. And need Gabby to come get me past the stupid mini game D8
-Alaric
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Red is my favorite! :3
-Raley
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lulz how original.
~ Gabriel
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i like sunflower yellow. bright and cheery
-blaine
I hope you die.
- Remi.
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Remi! Be nice! =|
-Alaric
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I like dark red.
When I look in a mirror it's staring right back at me.
~
Smash Cat
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remi can i get a sample of your hair so they can match the color for my living room?
-blaine
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Har har. If you can pull it off my head.
Eugh, if that's how favourite colors worked I'd like Pink or bright yellow. I prefer grey. Nice grey.
- Remi
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grey is boring
-blaine
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Remi, apologize! D8<
Fuck, you don't have something nice to say don't say it!
~ Gabriel
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That's always been my motto. <3
-Raley
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What? Is Blaine 'simple' or something?
And yes, grey is very boring. That's why I like it.
- Remi
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No one cares, Raley.
~ Gabriel
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Are you painting your living room Blaine? That's cool ^__^ I should paint my place one of these days.
Um.....
I....think that kittens are adorable?
-Alaric
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You cared enough to comment didn't you baby?
-Raley
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Diaf. :D
~ Gabriel
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Don't be like that. Let's be friends. <3
-Raley
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Bah.
Sorry Blaine. I'll help you get the damn right bright yellow colour.
- Remi
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yay, ilu Remi and i'm sorry for thinking that you were a huge jerk
-blaine
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No, you thought right.
I'm a huge jerk.
Leave me a message on my door when you want help with that colour of yours.
- Remi
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Remi. I have a solution for your jerky attitude. Go get laid. ^.^
~
Smash
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That is not the solution to everything.
Everyone is so sex obsessed! Dx
~ Gabriel
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Fuck. You.
The next time I see your sparkly little face you'd better be ready to wear more make-up than you usually do because I'm going to break your fucking nose and give you two black eyes.
Remi
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O_o
That is all.
~Marshal
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.......... Who the hell said that I wore make up... and since when am I sparkly? Are you sure you're not confusing me with somebody else?
~
Smash
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Oooooh. A fight. Between the pink eyed weirdo and the wanna be rock star. I bet that will just be /thrilling./
~Sabela
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wuld be if it was offline
::goes back to lerking::
-shiloh
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Maybe we should set up a time and a place, then sell tickets for you all to watch.
~
Smash
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Good lord boy. Where the hell did you learn to type? You write like a three year old. There is a spell check option.
~Sabela
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Sex might not solve everything, but it certainly does help with a lot of things. XD
~
T'liika
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Video games help me. :D
That new WoW expansion pack? Best sensory orgasm EVAR.
~ Gabriel
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It's beautiful. It was so worth the wait. And now I'm gonna so out level you Gabs.
-Alaric
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You wish, n00b! :heart:
I dare you to say that when we PVP! :twisted:
~ Gabriel
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Bring it bitch XD
I'll wipe the floor with you. Be all "Rawr rawr" and you'll be all, "OMG! You killed me!"
-Alaric
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Oh, it's ON, ho!
Thems fightin' words! IN FACT!
You. Me. PVP. NOW.
I'll pwn you so hard you'll feel it through your screen.
~ Gabriel
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You wish. I'll make you cry like a little girl.
-Alaric
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That reminds me Gabe. You still need to help me set up for WoW. I would ask to come over now... but it appears that you'll be a little busy pwning Alaric.
~
Smash Cat
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Yeah, can't now, pwning Ally. :twisted: Unless you wanna witness the pwnage, for it will be beautiful.
~ Gabriel
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You wish tiny man. You couldn't pwn a n00b kitten.
Your ass is mine biznatch! :mrgreen:
-Alaric
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Maybe I will come over so we can victory celebrate once you beat Alaric's pixelated ass. *grins*
~
Smash Cat
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D8 Why don't I get any votes of confidence? I'm a good player!
-Alaric
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Don't worry Alaric, Gabriel sucks too ^^
I remember one time he was running round begging players to help him beat the Shadow Golem
"Someone please help me, it's killed me like 16 times in a row" xD
~Latona
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Oh goodness me I just miss all the interesting stuff.
Gabes your ass is nice. =D
I'm just glad this is the only time when we're all together in one place and it doesn't happen in time small rooms instead of this chat.
-Satori C.
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...Not this again. =_=
ANYWAY! :| I dunno WHAT you're talking about, Latona, because I never get killed that many times in a row ever and I sure never beg for help and I sure never lose and I SURE AS HECK didn't lose to Alaric in our PVP...>___>
Nope. :|
Totally pwned. -sigh- Hmph.
~ Gabriel
Don't say anything, Ally, I'm not done with you yet you biznatch.
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... O.o .... I don't believe that I have heard you ever curse before Gabriel... *shakes head* See what gaming does to people! It turns sweet innocent people like Gabriel, who have nice asses, into foul mouthed obsessive killing machines... with nice asses
*couldn't help myself. You're too cute when you blush*
~
Smash Cat
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...-sigh-
I give up.
HEY PEOPLE! I HAVE A NICE ASS! DID YOU KNOW I HAVE A NICE ASS?! IT IS NICE! AND IT IS AN ASS! OMGZ!
There. -_-
~ Gabriel
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Yaay!
Gabe!
You have an ass!
- Seiteki
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OMGZ! :shock:
YOU FORGOT THAT IT IS NICE.
AND AN ASS.
~ Gabriel
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Sorry, sorry.
Since we're on the topic of nice asses, you know who else has a nice ass?
Darien.
Remi has a cute butt, too.
And, though it pains me to admit, Shiloh has a nice toosh. As does Satori and Fala.
And Roman, he's got a sweet fanny too.
- Seiteki
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......It's because we all work out....
Anyway, new subject. :|
~ Gabriel
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Um.
I hate milk?
- Seteiki
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You witch! No way!
Milk is good for your bones! :o
~ Gabriel
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Gabriel... you are too cute for words.
~
Smash Cat
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I'm a tough, scary, grown-man-Pilot.
Not cute. :evil:
Anyway, we're on the topic of milk. :D I like it. It's good with cookies.
~ Gabriel
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That's all good.
I have weird bones anyway.
Smoosh Kitty, seriously, stop hitting on Gabby over the Pilot Blog. No one wants to see it.
- Seiteki
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Do you have birdy bones? All hollow and stuff? :D
~ Gabriel
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Oh yes. You are so scary Gabriel.
~
Smash Cat
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Eh, half hollow!
(: Telekineses comes in handy when I flap-flap-flap my wingies.
- Seiteki
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Smoosh: Darn straight.
Sei: Oo, so THAT'S how you do it. Good thing they're not all hollow! A hug would crush you! D8
~ Gabriel
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Well, I go through big changes on occation!
But then I'm just big and scary.
- Seiteki
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...PMS? :D
iludunkillmeeee. :heart:
~ Gabriel
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Ah...
no, way worse than that <3
- Seiteki
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Ouch. D8
I hope you have good pills for that. :cry:
~ Gabriel
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I like milk. And chocolate. And chocolate milk is the best :mrgreen:
whatever! I pwned your noobass so hard your mother, who is a wonderful lady, felt it
-Alaric
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....... :shock:
You. Me. PVP. Now.
We have a score to settle, mate.
FOR MY MOTHER'S HONOR! Dx You will take that back!
~ Gabriel
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I didn't insult you mother's honor!
However, I except your challenge! Prepare to get bitch smacked!
-Alaric
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Through careful study, and all that stuff, I've been slowly discovering what people smell and taste like. It's quite interesting, and I thought that I would share what information that I have so far.
Pilots
Xico: Smells like ashes and waterlillies. Tastes like salt and metal.
Alaris: Smells like cookies and clouds. Have not tasted yet.
Gabriel: Smells like sea shells and cookies. Have not tasted yet.
Roman: Smells like dark chocolate and Sandalwood. Have not tasted yet.
Candidates
Rhys: Smells like nutmeg and storm clouds. Have not tasted yet.
Vaughan: Smells liek sunshine and bars. Tastes like ginger and vanilla.
I'll update more as I find out!
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Trance, you have sunk to a new low. You give the rest of us a bad image.
Pilot Backofen.
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I think some of your images were pretty much destroyed before I came around.
Besides, I can do whatever the heck I want in my spare time. If you don't like it, then don't read it. *sticks out tongue*
~
Trance
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I smell like cookies and clouds?
...what do clouds smell like?
-Alaric
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If you so much as turn your face in my direction to 'get my scent' or lick me I'm going to cut off your nose and nail your tongue to a plank of wood.
Just thought I should warn you, Pilot Trance.
- Remi
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... Thanks for the warning Remi. I'll make sure to keep my distance.
~
Trance
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Clouds sort of smell like rain. Though very faintly. It's a nicec smell.
~
Trance
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I would appreciate it if you do me the same decency.
Pilot Backofen.
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Hey, Sugar-Plum. P: We all live in a big'ol'dome. We don't know what rain smells like.
- Seiteki
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I'll add you to tht list Zei-Zei.
Sei, I know we live in a big dome. I have no idea why I know what rain smells like, but when I smelled him, that's the first thing that came to mind. So who knows. I might be wrong.
~
Trance
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You are not to add me to any list. In case you didn't notice, we posted at the same time. I was referring to you keeping your distance from me.
Pilot Backofen.
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I was meaning about the list of who to keep my distance from.
~
Trance
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....I smell like sea shells and cookies?
O__o What do sea shells even smell like?
Also: lick me and your tongue will be smarting. |: Whyyyy are you licking people? That's just...weird...and creepy. Like the bed-crawling. =_=
~ Gabriel
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It's like sand and salt and water and shell. *nods*
Also, both the people I have licked I had their permission before I did. That's right. I got the Imperial's permission to lick him!
~
Trance
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... :|
You realize we're miles off the ground and all the beaches are polluted, right?
: So I can't say I know what that smells like.
And...uh. Good for you guys? '_'
Just don't lick me and stay out of my apartment. Dx
~ Gabriel
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............ I'll leave you alone then.............
~
Trance
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Dude, I didn't say that. Just don't pounce me, lick me, or freakin' crawl into my bed. :|
~ Gabriel
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I have never licked or pounced you... and I only crawled into your bed that once. Since then I've been using the couch like you said I could.........
~
Trance
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....... :shock:
I never said that. You been sneaking into my place? Dx Dude...just...
I'm gonna start locking my door.
~ Gabriel
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.... You don't normally lock your door? That's really bad you know. Especially with people like T'liika out there.
~
Trance
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What about him? '_'
~ Gabriel
-
So... What does T'liika do that makes him so....
Scary?
- Seiteki
-
T'liika is the biggest pervert here! And I know that's hard since there's so many of them around... but he is. I know from personal experience... he use to perv on me all the time....
~
Trance
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Perverts. Pah.
I'm not worried about perverts. They can perv at me all they want. If they try and touch me, though, they're gonna lose a hand. :mrgreen:
~ Gabriel
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Okay... though don't say I didn't warn you when he tries to touch your bum.
~
Trance
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And if he's reading this blog, he can't say he wasn't warned that he'll end up with a broken hand~ :heart: :twisted:
~ Gabriel
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...
That's it?
Some bum touches?
<_< Suger-Plum, there are way worse Pilots. Worse candidates, too. I mentored one.
pfft, bum touched.
- Seiteki.
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who me sei? (:
-shiloh
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Hey! I was mentored by the guy, and I'm surprised I came out with my virginity in tact! Though I will give him points for not being a rapist.
Gabe, that's pretty much issuing him a challenge to touch your bum....
~
Trance
-
..........
TMI, Trance. TMI.
But prepare to be ruthlessly teased by everyone else! :twisted:
And pfft. I like challenges. I win them. :D
~ Gabriel
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Yes, you, Shiloh.
I'm pretty sure you have an indent of my hand on your skull by now.
Be a good boy for Bitchy-Bird-Lady, Sweetheart.
- Seiteki.
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Go ahead Gabby, tease me about my virginity... I dare you.
~
Trance
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Ahahah.
You're HOW old and you're a virgin?
Go get laid, Sugar-Plum!
- Seiteki
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I'll go get laid when I damn well feel like it! .... 'sides, I'm saving myself for soembody.....
~
Trance
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I'm not teasing! Everyone else will though! :P
But since I've been DARED...
NYAHAHAHAHA! You're a virgin! Lmao!
~ Gabriel
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That's it. You are so getting pounced the next time I see you. Don't worry. I won't lick you, though you will get something wet in your ear.
~
Trance
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Gabriel, you can come crash with me if you want.....we can play video games all night and pwn some n00bs ^___^ Then no worries about strange people crawling into bed with you.
-Alaric
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Butt touching to rape? My goodness, is there no middle ground for you little boy?
~Sabela
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Oh like you have a middle ground!
-Viola
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There are two kids of people in the world brat.
Those I like, those I don't like.
Guess which one you are? :heart:
~Sabela
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I can only hope! :heart:
-Viola
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Not sure who all will care, but I'm heading out to the bar. If anybody wants to join me, go right ahead. I'll be at (insert bar name here).
~
Smash Cat
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A Bar eh? I may have to look into that.
-Satori C.
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There's nothing quite like watching pilots waste their time away at the bar. Did you ever think there may be better things to do? Perhaps? They make their drinks way too weak anyway.
-Soren
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Booze makes bitches angry.
And I like 'em fiery. >3
-Alden
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HAH! Angry? Yeah right. Try emotional and crazy. You might get angry for about 5 seconds before the waterworks.
Too many drunk chicks give our sex a bad name.
-Soren
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Haha. You've obviously never drank with me Soren.
It's dangerous.
-Danica Blake.
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*snickers*
I try to limit my drinking crowd. The majority of people I don't trust.
What do you do that pisses them off?
-Soren
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Ah I don't really piss people off.
I do get grumpy depending on what I'm drinking.
More often it involves me loosing the lines between me phoenix and humans that fire hurts, just a smidgen. >.>
-Danica Blake-
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HAHA!
Well then, I would love to go out for a drink with you just to watch the destruction occur!
-Soren
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Alright guys. This isn't funny. Who the hell thought it would be a good idea to send me a dead kitten and that creepy love letter?!
I'm all for teasing and joking around, but when dead animals become involved, that's just pushing it.
Whomever it was should either stop it right there or 'fess up.
*goes off to burry the kitten*
~Trance
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First off, burry? Is that some weird cat thing you do?
Second, I think most of us have that whole work things to do. And the not giving a crap about you thing as well.
Grow up. It's just some fan.
~Sabela
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A dead kitten?! :shock:
Yeah, uh...that's not cool guiz... D8 wtf.
~ Gabriel
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Wow...that's really awful. I'm sorry Trance.
I really hope it wasn't anyone here. That's taking things way to far =
-Alaric
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Sabela - Some fan?! Do you receive dead animals from fans on a regular basis?
Gabe - Yes. Whomever it was even took the time to wash away all the blood and tie a little ribbon around it's neck to hide where they slit it's throat... poor kitten.
~Trance
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In the form of clothing, on occasion. But I've had stalkers before. But really. You are a /Pilot./ What are they going to do?
Even you should be able to handle some tubby fangirl.
~Sabela
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O_________o
That's sick...and I'm sorry. That's just disgusting. The kitten never did anything to anyone. : And people that pick on animals are well on their way to being serial killers, they say. @__@
Sabela: sftu, gtfo & diaf kthnxbai. :D
~ Gabriel
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My darling little Gabbykins.
You have just spouted a random gibberish of letters at me. And it just /breaks/ my poor, fragile heart. Really. It does.
sdfkslner to you too
:heart:
~Sabela
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Sabela - I'm sorry... but I am fairly certain that a dead animal is far higher and the "creep factor" list then a bunch of cloths.
Alaric - Going over this in my mind a little more, the attention to detail to make sure the dead kitten didn't look dead at first seems a little too attentive then what I think any of us would go through with a prank.
Gabe - I know! Poor kitten. I ended up cremating him in the incinerator instead.
~Trance
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...sdfkslner?
Hmm...
Some Damn Freaky Kilobytes Secretly Like Nice Elvish Radishes?
Interesting! I never knew that, Sabela! You are a wealth of interesting, obscure facts! :D
Acronyms mean things, babe. :heart: I was saying stuff and you'll never know what it was~!
~ Gabriel
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Trance: I've gotten weird letters as well and dead flowers and all that strange stuff that goes with being famous. But you are a Pilot. An Echo even. How is this scary to you. Yes. It's just oh so tragic some mangy stray cat is dead. Boo-hoo. But get over it.
Gabby: ...you are like a retarded child. Do you do anything off the computer besides circle jerk it with your giant freak of a friend?
If I cared enough to look up what your stupid little acronyms were, I am sure I would cry. But some how not knowing your lame net slang doesn't really make me feel bad.
:heart: :heart: :heart:
~Sabela
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Trance: I'm really not sure what to say. As that is and isn't good news. But it's good you cremated it. I'm really sorry =
Sabela: ....go get a life and stop being a cow.
-Alaric
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...Alright...
On the topic of kittens, Dani, we all know you just become a docile little kitten when you're drunk ~_^ *coughsnort*
~Marshal
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Hey, thanks Marshal! I've wanted to lose some weight! What a better way than you making me throw up! Right on!
Also; comments like those will get you laughed at and mocked, you will get no pats on the back for screwing the Easy Girls.
- Seiteki
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Oh so clever Sei, unable to pick out some sarcasm eh?
I'd duck if I were you if Danica realises you just called her easy.
~Marshal
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Sabela - Go eat some paint chips.
Alaric - I'm going to hope that this was just a one time thing.
~
Trance
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If you can get their pants off they're easy. It's you. You're skinny, ugly and you kinda smell funny from what I recall when I had to stand beside you,
And why should I duck? Just because I'm not a high rank doesn't mean I can't kick all your asses.
- Seiteki
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I have to say, I utterly agree with Sai. I can't imagine how you got into their pants, but if you did, they have to put out for anyone. And that says something coming from me :heart:
~Sabela
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Not like I went looking.
And I thought that smell was you Sei. You sure it wasn't just that wet feather smell you always seem to have and not me?
~Marshal
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Yes yes Marshal. You are a stud muffin and everyone wants you.
We get it.
-Alaric
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Alaric, you shouldn't lie to him.
Stud muffins are buff and sexy.
He's more like a bran muffin, a badly baked bran muffin.
- Seiteki
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I didn't bring it up, don't snap at me. Snap at sweater-pups over there or bitchy mcbitch.
~Marshal
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Lumpy and helps with digestive health?
-Alaric
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Marshal, you brought up you only able to get easy girls.
We brought up the muffins.
Can I be Bitchy McBitch?
- Seiteki
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Sorry sweets, that's reserved for Sabela.
~Marshal
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No way. I am so Bitch McBitch.
You can be...sweater-pups.
~Sabela
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Fiiiiine.
Does that mean I can call you Bitchy all the time? Forever?
- Seiteki
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For you Sei, sure. You can call me Bitchy.
~Sabela
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Sei, That's so sweet of you to call me easy like you have any idea of my sexual life, or how things came about.
Sweetheart, you know nothing.
-Danica Blake.
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It is fucking rude Sei. Thanks.
Sort of hurts my feelings after so many times.
-Satori C.-
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Well, considering that you have been letting Marshal stick it in you, I think we can all use our awesome powers of logic and assume it must not be hard to get in your pants. Either of you.
It's not like Marshal has charm or good looks. Or do scrawny, reedy men with bad hair and worse complexions who talk down to you really start your engines. Because even then, I think you could do better then Marshal.
~Sabela
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Wow guys, I look away for one second and we're all at each others throats O_O
I mean....well....I don't understand why Marshal suddenly became the resident pimp...maybe some people just really like the scrawny, "I banged twenty girls in a month" type...
Maybe they just really like to feel used?
Who wants to take bets on his next conquest? *snickers*
-Soren
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Well, considering the fact you fuck Marshal I'm going to assume I know a lot about your sexual life, c'mon, how badly do you want it or how easy are you to fuck that thing? That's as gross if you would have bumped up and down on Dyerlich, while he looked fucking creepy at least he had class and was some-what Charming. Marshal is not. Seriously, how do you get through a sweaty session in the sheets without puking? Same goes to you Satori.
Seriously, Girly-Poo. Rape is rape. Just because you pretend to like it and want it from that thing (that thing being Marshal) doesn't mean he didn't rape you while you were a candidate. Sever the ties. You're a Pilot now you don't have to like him or fuck him, get a boyfriend, Wulf is gone, maybe go after someone who's NOT a Pilot, pilots are warped.
He sure as hell doesn't deserve to be laid by anything but his blow-up doll. He's a horrible person, yet you two still see reasons to fuck him.
Oh yeah. By the way, Danica and Satori? I'm not your friend. Either of you. We work together, that's about it. ((and if you want to stop being the butt of the joke, stop sleeping with him. (: It's that easy. ))
- Seiteki
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So much venom... :
While I agree that Marshal is seedy and gross and ewwomgwtf who the hell would tap THAT?! :shock:, c'mon guys, stop with the bickering. |:
And Sei, you need to make more friends! Srsly, it won't kill you, promise. :D
~ Gabriel
20 credits Marshal bangs Sabela next. :heart:
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Why would I want friends that have no sense of self-worth. Obviously they don't think much of themselves if they screw MARSHAL of all people. Hmph.
- Seiteki
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I might sleep around Gabby love. But even I have standards ^___^
Stop being bitter, it will give you wrinkles.
~Sabela
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Sei, you shouldn't judge people by their baggage. You of all people oughta know better than that. :
I have nooo clue why they or aaaanyone or Fala or whoever would wanna horizonal-tango with a creepster like Marshal of ALL the Pilots in the Citadel and ALL the people in the world, buuuut...hey, they're all right people afaik. :D
We all do stupid and irrational things that make everyone else go wtf, yo. I wouldn't disown you if YOU screwed Marshal, Sei. :D
...I might throw up in my mouth and need some brain bleach and beat you around the head until you woke the heck up, but I wouldn't disown you. :heart:
~ Gabriel
(What standards, Sabela? You screw Cross!)
-
Do you really want to go there in a public Blog Gabby?
:heart: :heart: :heart: :heart:
~Sabela
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...You bitch.
~ Gabriel
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:heart: :heart: :heart:
Kisses and loves Gabby darling
~Sabela
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Just so you know Gabriel? If I EVER screw Marshal, I hope you know that it was date rape, because I don't go near that thing. Also know that I'd rip out Marshals insestines and make him eat them if that ever happened.
Just sayin'.
- Seiteki
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Go fuck Cross. :heart:
~ Gabriel
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I probably will darling. You would know all about that wouldn't you sunshine ^____^
~Sabela
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........
You mean about your sex life? Knowing that much was more than I wanna know. :heart:
~ Gabriel
(Sei, if you screw Marshal, I'll help with the intestine-rippin'.)
-
Sabela, go do what you do best.
Lay on your back (or your side... Hands and knees?) and take it like a man.
- Seiteki.
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For your information Seiteki, I haven't touched Marshal in years. Thanks for the sermon though, Gods knows I listen to you.
-Danica Blake.-
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I like to be on top actually ^___~
And oh noes! Sabela has sex! How awful!
I don't feel any shame about my liking sex or liking sex with Cross. So tease away about it.
~Sabela
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If you had any idea how I felt Seiteki you wouldn't throw Wulf's name around like that.
And it wasn't rape by any means. That's ridiculous.
-Satori C.
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I am sure you are just heartbroken that your retard boyfriend is gone. And now you are stuck with only the scrawny rapist between your legs. Because no one else wants to go there once Marshal was there.
~Sabela
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I haven't had sex with Marshal since Wulf....
Not that it's anyone's business but me and the person I'm fucking but seriously.
-Satori C.
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Hey guys...um....can we knock the fighting off?
Maybe having this thing wasn't the best idea. It always seems to devolve into fighting.
Marshal is gross. I think we all agree on that and let it drop. Sabela is a slutty bitch. Also, I think we can all agree on this.
Let's talk instead of other things. Like that movie that just came out. Or something.
-Alaric
-
I think someone needs to start playing matchmaker or something.
- Seiteki
-
Guys, guys...
Trash-talking Marshal = A-OK!
Trash-talking Sabela = EVEN BETTER!
Trash-talking Sabela + Cross = 100% supported and backed by the Pilot Blog. I say so as its official spokesperson. >.>
But be nice to the girlies. |:
Sabela doesn't count as a girl.
~ Gabriel
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With neither of us really having anything to do with him bed-wise at the moment, and for me it's been yeeeears. I don't see why I have to keep getting attacked, or Satori. I mean really who we have sex with is our business and no one else's.
I don't think I've ever said anything to you Seiteki to deserve your ill will. It's not like you have to watch my sex life. I don't even bring it up around you.
I really wish it was different Alaric, why can't we all just be nice and happy? Really.
Which movie is that anyway?
-Danica Blake-
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Oh Sabela.
Please go die.
Thanks.
-Satori C.
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... When you chose as badly as Marshal, we will throw sticks.
Anyway!
Someone needs to play matchmaker. Anyone got at non-Pilot-Twisted cousins or siblings or... Cousins? Or know anyone?
- Seiteki
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:D I have a sister!
...But she's off limits. |:
Um.
I have some guy-cousins. They're nice. :D And totally legal. Anyone interested, I'll call 'em up. ;D
~ Gabriel
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Ooo your sister eh Gabe? XP.
If your cousins are cute and sweet like you call all of them for me XD.
-Satori C.
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....
I'm going to assume my family doesn't count.
-Alaric
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Pffft, they can't compare to me.
But they're alright. ;D I'm sure my mom has their number. I'll see about tracking 'em down.
~ Gabriel
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Of course your family counts.
maybe you can set Remi up, Alaric.
- Seiteki
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Pahahahaha...
Alaric's already working on that. ;D Heheheh.
~ Gabriel
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No no! I'm okay with that really!
And...and...why would Remi want someone from my family?!
-Alaric
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Oh good!
Poor guy. Well... He could... Get hooked up with Satori? He's... Kinda nice?
- Seiteki
-
Haha, I don't think I've ever even talked to him.
>.>
-Satori C.
-
We'll leave Remi to Alaric then.
Hm.
Hmm...
Haaaa, you could hook up with Smash Cat. But I think he's a flamer.
- Seiteki
-
Please, please, please someone hook up with Smash, please...
So he'll stop talking about my butt. Dx
~ Gabriel
-
Gabby,
I would give my life for you. You know that.
But I wont do that = Not even for you.
-Alaric
-
Wow Alaric...way to take back your "I'd die for you" and all in one breath too!
Gabe, you should feel flattered that Alaric would die for you; not!
Seriously....that is possibly the biggest oxymoron I've heard in one post |:
Anyways....did any of you go out and see that one movie? I can't remember what it's called but there were Zombies, and pretty much everyone gets owned by the end... It looked AWESOME! but I don't want to spend anything on it if it actually sucks....
-Soren
-
I would die for Gabes. But I wouldn't date Smash for him.
-Alaric
-
ooooh.....yeah....s ee....I decided a little while ago that once I became a pilot I could forget how to read. I thought it was a good idea until right about now.... >_>
But I don't blame you....Dying definitely seems a better option....
-Soren
-
Smash is a dude??
Fuck...here I was thinking he was a really ugly chick. Huh. Whadaya know.
~Marshal
(Also, Sabela, Seiteki, keep the comments directed at me please)
-
How did I manage to get pulled into things this time?
And Gabe, it wouldn't matter if I hooked up with somebody. Your bum is just too nice to ignore. ^.^
~
Smash Cat
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...Not this again... @___@
~ Gabriel
-
You started it this time.
~
Smash
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You continued it! >_<
~ Gabriel
-
How could I not?
You know, you should just give in and go on a date with me.
~Smash
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....|:
Giving up was never in my nature.
I tend to push back when pushed, actually. :D
And I'm just not interested, d00d. -_-;
~ Gabriel
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Meh. Guess I'll just have to keep admiring your bum from afar then.
~ Smash
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...>_>;;
Butt fetish? :
~ Gabriel
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Only for your bum Gabbikins. ^.^
~ Smash
-
...*sigh* :|
...New subject. Let's play a game, and hopefully this won't turn into a wankfest. :D
Okay! Here's how it goes.
It goes in this format: Would you ____ with me?
Fill in the blank with a verb, respond to the person before you and then add your own question!
So to staaart~
Would you play WoW with me? :heart:
~ Gabriel
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No.
~Marshal
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No.
~Marshal
YOU'RE SUPPOSE TO ADD YOUR OWN QUESTION YOU DOOFUS.
~ Gabriel
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Would you agree that Sei is a bitch for no good reason with me?
There
~Marshal
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Um Gabe.... I hate to burst your bubble... okay, maybe not really... but this game of yours could turn rather perverted far to quickly.
~ Smash
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...|: You have a point.
New game then. Gimme a sec and I'll come up with one. >_>;;
~ Gabriel
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How about we play the "Go and do your freaking jobs and get off the blog" game?
~Marshal
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Oh Marsha. No need to be so cranky!
~ Smash
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Yeah, Marshal!
Go do your freaking job!
I like this game, 'cause you can say NO. Lets play, Gabby poo!
Last question was "Would you agree that Sei is a bitch for no good reason with me?"
No, I wouldn't agree.
Would you like to clean my sword collection with me? ((.. seriously >_> ; ))
- Seiteki.
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Nope, sorry Sei. I mean...if you're really itching for help maybe....
Would you go to a rave with me?
-Soren
-
Sure! :D
As long as it was drug-free. :|
Would you go to the movies with me? :D Totally platonic. No back row smooching.
~ Gabriel
-
YES! We could totally go before the rave.....I still really want to go see that one Zombie movie. That would be fantastic. And you don't have to take drugs if you don't want to ^_~ lol...jk, jk.
Would you dress up like Marshal and parade around carrying an "I'm a pimp" sign with me?
-
...no.
Would you bake a cake with me?
-Alaric
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Heck yeah. As long as I get to lick the spoon. 8)
Would you spar with me? :twisted:
~ Gabriel
-
When? >:]
Would you dirty your sword collection with me?
-
Hell no! Those are antient swords and worth at least millions of credits. Stupid.
Would you wash Whiro's toes for... with me?
- Seiteki
-
Not a chance.
Would you go shopping with me?
-Alaric
-
Yes. As long as you let me dress you in pink.
Would you make jello shots with me?
~
T'liika
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Sure! As long as they're raspberry with the little bubbles in them ^_^
Would you jump on a trampoline with me?
-Soren
-
No.
Would you be a wingman for me?
-Alden
-
No
Would you die for me?
~Marshal
-
It's likely I'd be the one killing you, so no, I would not.
Would someone seriously wash Whiro's toes? Please? For me?
- Seiteki
-
No :3 Not if you stripped naked and threw limes at Remi.
Actually....
Would you have a drink with me?
~Marshal
-
That depends on the stipulations of the drink....
Would you bake a pie with me?
-Soren
-
Sure ^____^
Would you play cards with me?
-Alaric
-
Sure, I hear I play a mean hand. Real credits on the line, you and me, Alaric. >3
...Would someone find my damn former Candidate for me? I can't terrorize Fala if she ain't around.
-Alden
-
Sorry...not my day to watch her.
Would you discover a new planetary system with me?
-
Heck yeah! AND THEN WE COULD BE THEIR EVIL OVERLORDS! :twisted:
Would you do my work [strike:hojhxohp]for[/strike:hojhxohp] with me? :D
~ Gabriel
p.s. Daaaw guys I'm so proud of you! :heart: See, this is how we play nice together.
-
Not a chance lazy-bones.
Would you eat Shu lian with me?
-Alaric
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Only if it's still wriggling.
Would you help me interrogate someone....if it was your best friend and I ordered you to? O_<
~Marshal
-
As long as I get to ask some of my own questions as well! ^.^
Would you come with me when I go to inspect the orphange I run, and play with the kidlets?
~
Trance.
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You run an orphanage? Like...legit? Not one of those horror things where you can only turn evil if you slaughter all of the orphans? Woah....
Um...sure?
Would you stay up late doing aerobics with me?
-Soren
-
Sure :heart:
Would you make sock puppets with me?
-Alaric
-
Of course it's legit! After the orphanage I grew up in burnt down, I bought the property and built a new one... and hired different people to look after it.
Of course I'll make sock puppets with you! We can make them to look like the other pilots!
Would you go paint balling with me?
-
Yesss!!! As long as we can freeze our paint balls before going.... >_>
And that's crazy! I totally never expected to find someone who actually ran an orphanage O_o how do you make time to do that AND be a pilot?
Would you take those same sock puppets and turn them into voodoo dolls with me?
-
Please use your names. We have no idea who is saying what.
Idiots.
~Marshal (See, now you know who thinks you're idiots)
-
Wow Marshal...no need to get pissy, everyone makes a mistake. And I think that if my greatest one is forgetting to sign my name then, ooooooo, I'm such an awful person! *sarcasm*
S-O-R-E-N
I even put it in bright colors just in case people are blind too xP
-
Don't mind Marsha. He's cranky all the time.
On a different note. Whomever it is that's responsible for the dead kitten and now this new package, just stop it. It's beyond creepy to have somebody collecting my hair to weave into a scarf. Whomever you are, get a life!
And Yes! I'll turn those sock puppets into voodoo dolls.
Would you help me track down the idiot that's sending me stuff and torment the hell out it whomever it is?
~
Trance
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It was me Trance. Take me, take me now you big manly thing you.
-__-
Seriously, enough about the kitten. No one cares.
~Marshal
-
I knew you were gay Marshal. The way you always flirt with Gabby. But /Trance?/ Really? You don't have any standards, do you?
~Sabela
-
......... You both can go to hell.
~
Trance
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I dunno Sabs, I'd never do you, so my standards are at least higher than the average greyhound.
~Marshal
-
I have to say, I would do the greyhound before I did you Marshal :heart:
Now go send Trance more love packages. Or rape candidates or whatever it is you do.
~Sabela
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And I'm sure you have.
I just realised, you being a bitch has two meanings. Neat.
~Marshal
-
*gasp*
Marshal! You are just /sooooo/ witty. I am just blown away by how creative and cunning you are!
And that was sarcasm, in case you got confused there.
~Sabela
-
Looks like the game died and it's back to bickering. :(
~ Gabriel
-
You knew it was only a matter of time.
~
Trance
-
We can start a new one?
-Alaric
-
Alrighty then! :mrgreen:
New game: the "have you ever" game. You ask a question like "have you ever swam with sharks?" and the next person answers if they have or not, and elaborates if they have (details r j00cy amirite? 8) ) and then asks a "have you ever" question for the next person and so on ad infinitum or until Marshal is a jerkwad and the game dies. :roll: In which case we just ignore him y/y? :heart:
SO NEWAIZ.
Have you ever forgotten to wear pants? :?
~ Gabriel
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Sure I've 'forgotten'... when I'm in a room with a lovely lady. Preferably a candidate.
I'm so witty.
Damn, Marshal, I thought I was an ass. I haven't even managed to piss anyone off since I've gotten back. Must be losing my touch.
Have you ever screwed someone of the same sex?
-Alden
-
(Let's all just leave that one till Gabriel is forced to answer)
~Marshal
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If by same sex in my case, we mean another hermaphrodite, then no. I have slept with both pure males and pure females though.
Have you ever walked into a glass door?
-Alaric
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Lmao, oh Marshland you're so subtle and witty! Everyone, plz to be noting how Marshland oh so deftly avoided the question. Methinks he's hiding somethiiing~
RIGHT! Anyway!
>_> I've walked into a glass door before, yeah. Someone used some really good smudge-free cleaner on it. |:
Have you ever received a wedgie?
~ Gabriel
-
Oh Gabriel, you're right, I was trying to keep secret that night you, me, roman, trance...and hell let's say....er....dyerli ch got mad drunk and somehow woke up wearing... well, I'm sure you remember ~_^
No. No I have not. And frankly I find it to be a crude form of bully torture at best.
Have you ever tried to kill yourself?
~Marshal
-
No way ^___^ I'm just too amazing! Why would I want too?
Have you ever woken up somewhere and had no idea how you got there?
~Sabela
-
Hey, look, it's a party game. And here I thought the Pilot Blog was for srs bzns...
Oh, wait...
Anyway, yes. I have. I have a licentious lifestyle.
Granted, it was my bed, but I still had no idea. I might've done anything to myself.
Have you ever blown... anything? Like glass, for instance.
-Liv
-
Oh, yeah. All the time. Just not yours, yet. >p
Have you ever stalked anyone?
-Fala
P.S.- Speaking of stalker, that's my cue to go. Damn it.
-
Nope. Can't say that I have.
Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
-Alaric
-
...Maybe. >__>
Have you ever gargled face astringent instead of mouth wash? :?
~ Gabriel
-
Hey Alaric, you could come skinny dipping with me the next time I go. ^.^
I can't say that I have used that as mouth wash... have you Gabby?
Have you ever dug somebody's eyes out with a spork?
~
T'liika
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Yeah, I used it once...accidentally . I was half awake and grabbed the astringent instead of the mouth wash and it was horrible. :( Cleaned my mouth, though - and killed my tongue.
And, uh...can't say I've dug someone's eyes out with a spork. :shock:
Have you ever talked like a pirate for a day? :D
~ Gabriel
-
Yes! Then Remi threatened to throttle me if I did it again =|
I don't go skinny dipping. Sorry T'liika.
Have you ever accidentally worn clothes inside out?
-Alaric
-
Oh yeah. I put my shirt on backwards ALL the time. And my pants...but I can tell right away with pants. >__> A shirt, and I'll be out the door and in some important meeting before I realize it's backwards and inside out with the tag sticking out in the front. x___x
This is why you don't dress in the dark.
Have you ever snorted liquid out your nose in front of someone important and/or someone you were trying to impress?
~ Gabriel
-
You did that infront of Roman... didn't you?
~
T'liika
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....|:
GDI.
~ Gabriel
edit: YOU DIDN'T ASK A QUESTION!
-
I did too ask a question... I just didn't answer yours! ^.^
~
T'liika
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*snickers*
Poor Gabe.
-Satori C-
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...Let's try again.
Have you ever snorted liquid out your nose in front of someone important and/or someone you were trying to impress? :|
~ Gabriel
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Yes! Remember when we were candidates and you told that stupid Star Elf joke and I snorted my juice out my nose =|
Have you ever gone into the wrong restroom on accident?
-Alaric
-
Rofl! I REMEMBER THAT! Totally pulled that joke out of my bum - I just wish I could remember it. :shock:
...lol, yes. =_= Back before candidacy, I was at the mall and went to hide from my friend as a joke and I ran into the women's room instead of the men's room. That was awkward.
Have you ever tripped up the stairs?
~ Gabriel
-
No. Thank god. Wouldn't that be embarrassing?
Have you ever used a fork at a restaurant at random, only to realize that the person across from you actually gave a damn about which fork you were using? (And if so, did ya use the right one?)
-Fala
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D8 There are different kids of forks?! They aren't all the same?
Have you ever.....I was going to say shut your tail in a door. But...that would only apply to like...Satori. So how about any limb get shut in a door?
-Alaric
-
I have a tail too darn it! And yes... I have gotten it shut in the door before....
Have you ever had a dream that was so realistic that you were convinced it really happened when you woke upi?
~
Trance
-
No. Some of us live in reality, Pilot.
By the way, I hope you finished cleaning those toilets.
Uh...
Have you ever successfully lied to a psychic?
-Alesku
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Yes. Or have I? If that yes is a lie then have I, in saying it, made it true since you beleived it?
Have you ever shaved....your head?
~Marshal
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No. And I never will.
Have you ever ditched work for someone?
- Remi
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Yes.
Have you ever stolen candy from a baby?
~Marshal
-
Hell no. If you've done that Marshal then you're a bad puppy.
Have you ever learned something new just to impress somebody you liked?
~
T'liika
-
Awwwww. T'liika. Someone not like the set of skills you already have at hand?
And no. Who ever I'm doing whatever for better be damn happy with what they get from me. Y'know what they say, can't teach an old dog new tricks.
Have you ever had to chose between two friends?
- Seiteki
-
No. I think I balance my friendships pretty well! I don't expect all my buddies to like each other--I just don't wanna hear about it. :| Of course I'd prefer it if they did all like each other. :
Have you ever been in loooove~? :heart:
~ Gabriel
-
Y'know what they say, can't teach an old dog new tricks.
- Seiteki
Well you certainly are a dog Tora.
~Marshal
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Fuck you, bitch-tits.
You're the dog. I'm a tiger.
- Seiteki -
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Marshal...
You phail at playing games. =_=
~ Gabriel
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I've never had to pick up new skills, Seiteki, cause I'm just that awesome.
Gabe, you should know by now that Marshal phails at many things that involves actually being social.
~
T'liika
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I've been in love! :heart:
Have you ever put the wrong ingredient into your cooking and not realize it until you took a bit?
-Alaric
-
...
It's... why I don't cook. ._. Bad things happen when I try to cook.
Have you ever walked into a wall, then try to justify to yourself that it wasn't your fault when it clearly was?
-Darsche
-
Absolutely.
Wall just appeared there. Poof. Out of nothing. Damn thing had to be replaced because my arm gave it dents.
Have you ever had a sock-puppet?
- Xico
Lunch break is over. Sigh.
-
Yes! That was about the only toy the orphange was able to get for us kids.
Have you ever fallen off the roof?
~
Trance
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...Once...
>_>
Only once. Thankfully.
Have you ever eaten a chocolate, only to find out that you hated what was in the middle?
-Darsche
-
I don't know who the hell decided that I would like coconut creme in my chocolate. Yes, I have.
Have you ever prepared a pot of coffee to find out it was...DECAF!?
-
Gods yes. Worst day of my life. It was like living without the Liv.
It was like... life, but without the... coffee.
Em.
Have you ever stripped in public?
If not, now would be a good time to start. I could use the entertainment.
-<3 Liv
-
Why yes I have!
Have you ever discovered you have managed to lose just one shoe?
~Sabela
-
Never. How do you manage to loose just one shoe?
Okay, I suppose if you happen to be the type who throws cloths all around while attempting to sex up whatever partner you have for the night, then I can see that you'd loose a shoe eventually. But still.
Have you ever come across a movie halfway through playing, that seemed like it would be good, only to find out two minutes later when the sex scene started it was really porn?
~
Callista
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You couldn't tell in those two minutes it was porn?
No, No I haven't.
Have you ever been dreaming about someone then they call you?
-Danica Blake-
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Yeah! Kinda freaky when that happens. :shock:
Have you ever had a root canal?
~ Gabriel
-
Nope! I brush my teefers everyday! Nice and shiny and cleaaaan!
Have you ever... Spun around for so long you got dizzy and fell down?
- Kit
-
Yes! We use to play that game all the time at the orphange.
Have you ever had your cookie abducted by ants?
~
Trance
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I'm not sure I've seen an ant outside of a hologram bug-book! Hear they like dirt, and there was never any dirt where I grew up.
So I'm going to say no! My cookies were safe and sound! In my tummy.
Ummm.... Have you ever... Done that bridge thing? When you're upside down and standing on your hands and feet?
- Kit
-
Yoooo betcha, babe. ;) Those sorts of things really come in handy. And there's just something about being upside-down, isn't there?
Have you ever sexed Roman?
<3 Liv
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...No.
...<___< Same question. Neeext.
~ Gabriel
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No! Last person I'd sex. So grumpy. I'd hug him if I wasn't afraid of getting my arms turned into... Headcheese. Armcheese?
Same question! Next!
- Kit
-
I'll never tell ^.-
I like this question. Let's keep it going.
~Callita.
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No, but I find him fascinating.
I like this question too.
-Danica Blake-
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Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayb e :heart:
Same question
~Sabela
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I'd hit it. :heart:
...Haven't yet, but I've heard he's damn good at it...
Let's forward this question one more time. >3
-Fala
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-__-
I'm not answering that
-Marshal
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You're Supposed to ask a question, Stupid!
- Kit
-
O SHI--
Not answering means you DID. D:
EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW!
Anyway, my answer's no still.
...ew.
I think it's time to change the question now...
...pfffthahaha, have you ever sexed Marshal? |:
~ Gabriel
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Marshal?
and Roman?
... I... Why did you tell me that!? Now I'm imaging them rutting like a pair of rutting... men. Ewww... Gabby....
I think I can answer no to all of these " have you sexed ---- " questions, but I'll answer it anyway.
No I haven't. And I don't plan to. I don't hate Marshal...
Sure as hell wouldn't do anything that personal with him. =
- Kit
-
You forgot to ask a new question!
Let's ask a new question =| I don't want the mental images this one brings up
-Alaric
-
Never kiss and tell Gaybriel, never kiss and tell ~_^
~Marshal
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Marshal.
Gaybriel isn't a very witty name. =
You should be more imaginative!
Gabby, can I call you... Um... Sir Gabs-A-Lot?
- Kit
-
Well, I don't think Marshal should kiss or tell... anyone, actually; but everyone seems to like it when Gabby does both. 'Cause he's so cute. <3
Not that I'll make a definitive statement one way or the other on sexing Marshal. What happens in the ATC...
Ha.
Come on, everyone wants some of this.
Speaking of: have you ever wanted dear old Gabby, but been unable to have him, because he is, of course, inexplicably celibate?
Don't lie, everyone does, get us in a room together and the irresistibility quotient rockets. Right-o, Gabbykins?
<3 Liv
-
I know that I wouldn't mind having a taste of either of you.
So what are you doing later tonight Liv? ^.-
~Smash Cat
-
The thought of sleeping with Gabriel makes me ill.
The thought of Smash having sex ever makes me want to throw up a little.
~Sabela
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Awe don't worry Sabela, I wouldn't ever think of having sex with you.
~Smash Cat
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That's 'cause you only like BOYS! Right?
I'm right, right?
- Kit
-
Give the girl a cookie!
Yes, you are right.... *eyes her a little* You're not a rabid yaoi fan.. are you?
~Smash Cat
-
... What's Yaoi?
Is it like.. Yelling before you say owwie?
Or... Going on the previous conversation about boys liking boys...
Does it have something to do with ... boys?
- Kit
-
What the fuck is yaoi? Why do losers seem to speak another language?
Also, Smash love, I would give up sex before I did you.
~Sabela
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Yaoi... slang for sex without plot.
There's your lesson for the day.
Sabela, there's no point in you even saying that because you don't have the right body parts that would make me want to fuck you... though I doubt I would even if you did have them for some reason.
~Smash Cat
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... Sex without plot?
Yaoi. Sex without plot.
... Wouldn't that just be... Sex without plot? What's with the funny word?
What's a plot? Didn't the yaoi thing have to do with boys?
... I'm confused now.
- Kit
-
Awwww! *hugs* Kit! :heart:
Just don't think about it any deeper than that k? :D You don't need to know these things!
They're dirty. Dirty dirty dirty birds. |:
And aww, no one else answered! Not that y'all need to. I know you want me. LOOK ALL YOU LIKE BUT NO TOUCHY! 8) I'm a cruel bastard like that.
~ Gabriel
-
Gabriel D8
That isn't what you said last night! You said you loved me D8 That I was /special/
-Alaric
-
Ok. I have to ask. What the hold crap is with that name? Eh? Smash Cat?
What.
The.
Fuck.
~Marshal
-
You're not that cruel in my dreams Gabby. ^.-
~Smash Cat
-
I earned it while living off the streets. Really Marsha. It's in my file about how I have no memory since before I was 12, not even my name.
~Smash Cat
-
Marshal...
Are you bi-polar? o_o I think you can get medication for that, if you do have it.
You seem different. A lot. Like... Lots of personalities wrapped up one.. Not squishy person!
- Kit
-
Sorry I'm not one dimensional with a single mood like you Kit.
I'm actually, you know, a human being. We're not always the same, us humans.
~Marshal
-
OH MY GODS.
Alert the Dragons.
Marshal is a human being.
And here I thought he was a moderately attractive ghoul.
Also, I wander off for eight hours or so and I miss someone hitting on me? Damn. Don't you people ever sleep? Anyway, Smash, I have to agree about the name, how do you make fun of a name that's already funny, it's completely unfair.
And I'm very disappointed in all of you about my question, except Smash, who answered correctly. I'll be a good friend and answer too. I want you, Gabby. :heart: :heart: I can't see a reason why anyone wouldn't. :wink:
Liv
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I don't have one mood, Thank You Very Much.
I just don't take out my bad moods on people, which is why I've managed to stay friends with almost everyone. Unlike you, Mr. Richards. You don't have to bite my head off because I'm concerned about you, being bi-polar is serious and if you do have it, you should probably go get some medication for it.
I thought you were almost fourty, Mr. Richards, and you drop to some petty insult because of what I said? I'm a human, thank you, and I'm far better at being one than you. Be nice once in a while and stop expecting sex from it, you're fourty years old, you're not twelve, you should know by now that a hug doesn't lead to sex unless you're with a person of... Of... Little Taste. Or Whatever.
Or you paid them.
No, I wouldn't have sex with Gabriel, wouldn't have sex with any of you. Pilots aren't my thing.
Wished they were though! Some of you are so handsome. :heart:
- Kit*
P.S: Marshal? Just 'cause I'm concerned about you and your mental health doesn't mean i'll ever want to fuck you. Ever.
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Wow, Kitty bites. 8)
Liv
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... I like my name, thank you very much.
~Smash Cat
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sounds like what happens to a cat on a busy street
-Shiloh
-
Like I've never heard that pathetic attempt at an insult before. Did it take you all night to think it up? My goodness, you must feel so special.
~Smash Cat
-
someones defensive did i hurt yur feelings? =P
-Shiloh
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You? Hurt my feelings? You heard that laughing in the distance? That's me laughing at you. You hurting my feelings. That's a good one. I'm going to be giggling about that all day long.
~Smash Cat
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liar
coz for someone whos not upset your sure makin a big fuss about how little im hurting yur feeligns lol
-Shiloh
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My aren't we just full of ourselves today.
~Smash Cat
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C'mon kiddies.
Be nice. Everyone can see this, y'know.
- Kit
-
i am being nice
-Shiloh
-
If you think this is bad, you should go back to the beginning and read through.
~Smash Cat
-
Yeah, don't be too hard on poor Checkers*, he's really just lonely and wants some love. Probably from you, Smash. Go on, ask him. He's just shy. :heart:
Oh, but if you do get in his pants, you may be... disappointed.
And that's all I'm a'sayin'!
;) Liv
*Shiloh. Go on, ask him why.
-
If he does leave me that dissappointed, will you come cheer me up Liv?
And Checkers? Please to fill us in on just how you earned that nickname.
~Smash Cat
-
fuck you liv im not into fags -.- and its none of your damned busness
-Shiloh
-
Then how would you fuck me, silly? :P
*hugs* It'll be okay. There's no need to compensate like this.
:heart: Liv
-
Oh my, somebody is rather defensive about their sexual orientation! ^.^
~Smash Cat
-
Smash Cat.
Stop being so straight, your girly-porn mags are showing.
- Kit
-
Oh noes! I better go burn them!
Or maybe you'd rather have them instead.
~Smash Cat
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Smash, really, stop trying to be witty. Your insults are just sad. You really are just embarrassing yourself. If you must be a faggy bitch, do it well.
And really? Picking on Kat? That's just sad.
~Sabela
-
Sabela...
I'm Kit.
:(
- Kit*
-
:heart: Of course you are Kat
~Sabela
-
KITTY KIT KAT! :D
Let's not get into orientation wank again u guise, been there, done there, got the shirt, lawl. @__@
Also...pssst, spell check button peoples! USE IT! :mrgreen:
That is all. I guess the game went up in wank again. :(
~ Gabriel
-
We could always try again, I suppose.
Though this is a pretty big waste of time...
-Darsche
-
Darsche, luv, have you read the Pilot Blog? It's supposed to be a waste of time. That's the point.
Unless someone wants to talk about recon around them old Seruna stations (did not think so, boring):
Have you ever been publicly humiliated? If not, list something humiliating that hasn't been public up until, ya know, now. <3
Liv
-
Yes.
Have you ever found a piece of clothing in your closet/drawers that you have no idea where it is from?
-Alaric
-
Oh of course. I seem to find bras constantly that I don't remember having.
Have you ever gotten way too drunk? What did you do?
-Danica Blake-
-
Darsche, luv, have you read the Pilot Blog? It's supposed to be a waste of time. That's the point.
Surely there are better ways to-- fine. I digress. It's better than World of Warlocks. Now THAT'S a waste of time.
I did get drunk. Once. I... I don't remember what happened. ._. All I can recall is that I hurt the next morning.
Have you ever been drunk on the job?
-Darsche
-
<3 You quoted me!
Drunk on the job? Usually I stick to wine. Never been one of those high on life, drunk on job types--high on Liv, maybe, but baby, you would be too.
About that time [strike:196w5cv9]we got you drunk and had our way with you[/strike:196w5cv9]
Just kiddin'. :wink:
Have you ever eaten something living? (and larger than the typical lower-city fly or cockroach, natch).
-Liv
-
Isn't that the logical thing to do? ._.
I think I'll pass on the 'high on Liv' proposition. Sounds unhealthy. Don't hit something unless you know where it's been, really.
...What?! You'd better be joking. o_o
No, I haven't.
Have you ever fallen off of a stage, even as a kid?
-Darsche
-
Tch, I like Liv's question much better.
Never in my life. Of course, far be it from me to ever have been on stage as a child... or to choose to remember it if I had fallen off one.
Have you ever been mugged in the Lower City? (If so, were you drunk?)
-
I've never actually been down to the lower city. So no!
Umm...
Have you ever had a sleep over and found out the person you were sleeping over with had the cutest ... stuffy?
- Kit
-
Stuffy?
~Marshal
-
You know, like a cute stuffed animal?
- Kit
-
Yes xD I have! Gabby has one!! Heehee. It's cute.
Have you ever sniffed your own feet, just to see if they smelt bad?
~Ife~
-
Ewwwww!!!!1! D: No, I haven't! Don't tell me you have! Maybe when I was a baby...mom has a stupid pic of me sucking on my own foot ashjsljsfkdl. >_< Eugh feet.
Have you ever died in a dream? D:
~ Gabriel
-
Yes! Then you wake up and go " oh phew, it was just a dream. " But you still wish your mom was nearby so you could give her a hug because moms make everything better?
Have you ever... Touched wet paint?
- Kit
-
yea who hasnt?pain in the ass to get off cloths D<
have you ever....done drugs? asprin dont count
-Shiloh
_________________
All is go, Sylph. Peace and Love. Best wishes to Richards and the rest of you lot. Stay safe! -C
-
I've been alive a long time. Yes I have, I've dabbled. >.>
Same question!
-Danica-
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Eh, not a fan. Tried it, but didn't like it.
Same question! >D Come on, let's see who are neighborhood junkies are...
-Fala
-
I've done a few. Nothing I've really loved though.
Let's keep that question going ^__~
~Sabela
-
Some of us like staying sober, thank you very much.
One more time. Why not?
-Darsche
-
Of course I have. Probably everything out there and then some. What kind do you need?
And let's keep this going
~Smash Cat
-
...Smash, we need to talk more.
Have a smoke.
Another for the road. Let's find ourselves some pot buddies. >D
-Alden
-
Nope. Not once and don't want too.
Keep it going!
-Alaric
-
Ewwie!
None for me, thanks!
... I guess we can keep this going. I'm curious now.
- Kit
-
...Wait. I lied. I've tried another drug. It's called sex. It's wonderful, I tell you.
I'll break this bandwagon. >3 Have you ever had sex when you were supposed to be working?
-Fala
---
Still feeling secure? Peace and Love. Stay safe, Pilots--but not too safe. Over and out.
-
Alden - Contact me and I'll hook you up with some good stuff.
As for the question, never during my pilot work. However, if you count that my band is my second job, would it cound as having sex during work right after a concert with one of the fanboys/groupies or bandmates count as sex during work, or during after?
Le'ts keep the ball rolling with this question.
~Smash Cat
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...Uh, guys, wtf is up with those sigs? O_o
~ Gabriel
(Also the answer is no. |: And passin' it on. Even if it's TMI.)
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Trace
.....Decrypt
Running program .Trace....
We already knew the persons in question have access to the Pilot Blog. The matter is being handled.
Alesku Macario
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Trace complete. Displaying WHOIS.
OrgName: Citadel VCNSP
OrgID: CIT-VCNSP
Address: Room 272, Level 2
City: Haviah Upper
Jurisdiction: Aedolis
Designation: Subnetwork, Pilot Imperial
NameServer: OPI.CIT.AED
Comment: Individual access only. Pilots below Imperial rank are not cleared to operate on this network.
Contact: admin@vcnsp.cit
Account details blank or corrupted, could not recover.
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Pilot Lockwood and Pilot Mauburin access suspended.
Pilot Blog is now open.
-Alesku
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Na na naa na, na na naa na, gimme all your chocolate eggs!
Na na naa na, na na naa na, or I'll come and shave your legs!
~Smash Cat
(I couldn't help myself! I found an easter card with this song inside of it and I had to share!)
-
Easter?
Where are you from again, Smash?
- Kit
-
I don't get it...What do chocolate eggs have to do with shaving your legs? And what is Easter?
~Lamb
-
Smash....gods damn....Just....eug h.
~Marshal
-
I am from the part of your mind that you fear the most.
Awe, but Marsha, I think you'd look damned sexy with clean shaven legs.
~Smash Cat
-
You sicken me -___-
~Marshal
-
I have pills that will help you get over that feeling. I won't even charge you for the first hit.
~Smash Cat
-
I have a shotgun that will help me get over it. What do you say, deserted alleyway, tonight, 10?
~Marshal
-
Oh you bet I'll be there sweetie... though leave the shotgun at home. It's a little bit of over kill, and totally so last season.
~Smash Cat
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No.
~Marshal
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Watching you too banter is sadder then watching Gabe try and act scary. You both fail darlings. Now, shut up and stop filling the blog with even less interesting then normal drivel.
:heart:
~Sabela
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Oh come now Marshal. Don't be just a stick in the mud. Who knows, you might even have some fun if you loosen up a bit. ^.^
~Smash Cat
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Hey, don't be dissin', I can totes be scary, yo. :twisted:
~ Gabriel
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Only as a potential sperm donater Gabby love.
~Sabela
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That was kind of funny!
Sorry Gabby.
- Kit
-
.......Okay, I'll admit, that was well played, Sabela. Hardy har...har... |:
At least my kids would look cute! Yours would look like trolls. :D
~ Gabriel
-
My kids will look like small fetuses with a little hole where the abortion needle went Gabriel *kisses*
~Sabela
-
Sabela... That was...
Not nice.
- Kit
-
Like I said, trolls.
Fetuses look kinda like trolls...
Mine would still be cuter! :D :D :D
~ Gabriel
-
Damn, Sabela, and you were so close to my ideal woman.
I forgot for a minute that you're evil.
Gabe--of course yours would be cuter, because you're so cute.
Cute.
CUTE.
But not as cute as I am.
:heart: :heart: Liv :heart: :heart:
-
Now I just have weird fetus images in my head.
Ones that dress like punks, and some that have short skirts...
Strange.
-Jermi-
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Jermi, no more typing for you. Privileges revoked.
And if I had known that was all it took to lose your affections Liv, I would have mentioned that I'm aborting an potential spawn before then have a chance to flourish.
And if you forgot I was evil, I'll have to work harder on reminding you then :heart:
~Sabela
-
Okay... the game is dead.
Let's do the Would You game again!
Would you... make a baby with me? :heart: :heart:
All I need is some DNA with x chromosomes on... hey, what, I love kids.
Liv
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Never in a million years.
Would you....play strip poker with me?
~Sabela
-
YES! I'm good at stripping games. Ask Lockwood.
--If you give me some DNA. Oh come on. Imagine the thing's sense of humor. Besides, it'll make up for all those... fetus... thing... which wtf Sabby, honestly.
Hm. I could adopt, I guess, but just look at Trance, you know how those come out...
What? Paternity leave, man.
-Liv
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You forgot to ask a question.
~Ife~
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Oh yeah. That. Sabela's evil distracted me. Someone else ask a question, I'm too busy pouting now.
Liv
-
:roll: Would you grow a pair already Liv? And you wonder why no one wants to have your children.
Would you ever....get an abortion?
:heart:
~Sabela
-
I would spawn kids with you Liv.. however I'm currently too busy to be pregnant....
And no, I wouldn't get an abortion. I adore kids too much for that.
Would you go streaking through the halls?
~Callista
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Oh...god. Ew! That is a metal image I will never be able to get ride of :x
~Sabela
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Sabela, epic fail. You forgot to ask a question. :roll:
Dummy. |:
~ Gabriel
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No actually. I chose to not ask one. :heart:
~Sabela
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Ya know, Callista, I heard the word 'spawn' and I thought...
fuck, I don't want to reproduce with anyone stupid enough to want to reproduce with me.
Would anyone like to... go back do 'have you ever'?
;) Liv
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Have you ever eaten really exotic cheese?
-Jermi-
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No.
That question kinda sucked... let's add onto it.
Have you ever eaten really exotic cheese, only to later find out it was actually somebody's science experiment?
~Trance
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...no. Can't really say that I have.
Have you ever walked in on someone having sex?
-Alaric
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I've lost count of how many times. I started setting up a video camera after a while in order to catch their faces when they walked in... wanna watch?
Have you ever drank something you didn't know what it was, not even after tasting it?
~Smash
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Once or twice, but after waking up later I stopped doing that.
I was just a baaaad situation.
Have you ever raced dragons? >.>
-Jermi-
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I have! Fifi always wins <3
...Unless she crashes..>_>;;
:3
~Ife~
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Dx YOU DIDN'T POST A QUESTION! WHY DO I HAVE TO KEEP REMINDING YOU PPL?! YOU PHAIL GAMES! NO COOKIE FOR YOU!
:D :D :D
Have you ever actually finished one of those gigantic massive jawbreakers? :mrgreen:
~ Gabriel
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[blink:38aqwvr9]*~*~*~AND WHOEVER ANSWERS, POST A QUESTION AFTER YOU ANSWER DANGNABBIT! SEE! I EVEN MADE IT ALL HUGE AND STUFF SO YOU CAN'T FORGET!~*~*~*[/blink:38aqwvr9]
:heart: Gabriel
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Yeah! Took ages though. And then I made the mistake of telling you my jaw was sore and didn't hear the end of it!
Have you ever hurt yourself enough to bleed and not noticed until someone pointed it out to you?
-Alaric
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Ya, it hapan all the time to me but that is no propa suprize. Hard to make call when I be bleedin is not so?
You evar spy on sommun in the shower?
-Jaleh
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Yes! I peeked in on Gabby one time x3 He squealed. Poor Gabby, I was only looking for a face washer xP
Have you ever danced in the rain?
~Ife~
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I've never seen rain that wasn't acidic...
Have you ever slid across a slick floor in your socks and smashed into a wall?
-Alaric
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We're in a dome...
It doesn't rain in here. o_o And who'd want to dance outside?
Yes. I have. It was right when I got my apartment as a pilot.
Have you ever... Um... Stayed up all night playing games and have to work the next morning?
- Kit*
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Coooonstantly.
Have you ever gotten your friends to stay up all night and play games when THEY had to work the next morning?
-Jermi-
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Bwahahaha, yup! I'm a bad influence! :mrgreen: :twisted:
Have you ever been hypnotized? :shock:
~ Gabriel
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No, I haven't.
Have you ever lived in Midhaven? Even for a day?
-Alden
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Eeek, never even been down there. :shock: I...dunno if I wanna go down there, either. Aren't there like cannibals and shiznit? *shudder*
Have you ever wanted to go to Midhaven?
~ Gabriel
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Eh, its quasi par, the Midhaven, wuddna want to sleep there. I bin come from just an bout there but my strick was Lower City rather.
You evar stole somthing?
-Jaleh
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Nope.
Have you ever hugged someone from behind because you thought it was your friend, then it turned out to not me them?
-Alaric
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From behind, everybody is my friend. ^.^ ... would you like a hug Alaric?
Have you ever eaten a chocolate, that looked and smelled like chocolate, only to find out after you took a bite, it was cleverly disguised soap?
~Smash
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Yes. My grandmother pulled that one on me. Honestly! My grandmother!
Maybe that's why I don't trust people. It's all grandma's fault. :heart:
Have you ever been horribly embarrassed by some book or show (or game) you enjoyed? If so, which one and why?
Liv
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Yes... >////> You know that one, Midday? With the....Werewolves that glow in direct moonlight? Yeah....>_>....<_<....>_>
OMG ERIC I LUFF YOU SO MUCH! <333333
Ahem..
Ever checked yourself out when you get out of the shower/bath?
~Ife~
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Omfg you can't be serious! xD Lmfao, Ife? I don't think I can be friends with you anymore. :P That's just...fail.
Srsly. GLOWING WEREWOLVES. Wtf. Werewolves do not glow! The moon makes them ANGRY AND BEASTY! Not glowy and pretty! Jeez! :roll: I can't believe you like that...
K I'm done nao. >_>;
but no srsly ur joking rite :shock:
Anyhoo~
Oh yeah. :D Every morning, baby! What's not to check out? If I could date myself I ttly would. :heart: But alas, it's not meant to be, for I am me and I can't take myself on dates unless I wanna look schizo. I already hear enough voices in my head on a daily basis kthnx. Plus I'd have to pay for myself. That's kinda lame.
Have you ever gone on a date that went horribly, horribly wrong?
~ Gabriel
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The only bad dates I've ever had were the ones that ended too soon.
Have you ever had naughty thoughts about you and your dragon?
~T'liika
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Oh ew! That....oh gross! No wai!
Have you ever been painting and set your drink down, then grabbed and drunk your paint water instead?
-Alaric
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I can't say that I have... then again I don't really paint.
Have you and a friend ever gone out, dressed to the nines, or in some sort of costume, and gone to have dinner (or some sort of food) at a chinese place (or a 24 hour dinner), just to see what people would do when they say you dressed all fancy?
~Trance
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I totally have! The looks they give you!
Of course it could just be my ears...
Have you ever had a hangover and woke up find all your stuff moved around and you don't know why?
_Jermi_
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[ off topic ]
Trance...
What's chinese? o_o
[/ off topic ]
- Kit
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u ppl killed it w/ ur 'chinese'. |:
TIME TO NECROMANCER THIS THING!
*~*~POOF~*~*
It lives. :D Okay. So anyway.
Yes. I have. Not in a hangover, just...come home and found ALL MY STUFF ON MY CEILING ASDFLKLKGH! Three guesses as to who the culprit was. :D
Have you ever been blamed for something that wasn't your fault?
~ Gabriel
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Why yes, I have. Just because it was me the first two (maybe three) times, Gabby, you have no right to go making assumptions.
It was probably Kit.
I'm too busy turning your world upside-down metaphorically. In the good way.
Have you ever used your psychic ability to seduce a non-psychic? >>
-Liv
P.S. MARRY ME, SABELA.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA.
~Sabela
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Never mock a masochist, you're just giving me what I want.
The sadist in me has a response, too, but he's restraining himself.
Seriously.
Pleeease? I :heart: you. It's like love, but fake and shallow, so it should be perfect.
Also, I won't stop asking. I mentioned it on my blog, but someone told me you don't read it, which... damn.
I have a very expensive ring.
PLEASE?
Liv
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Oh yes. Total desperation is /such/ a turn on. Be still my heart.
What girl wouldn't want a proposal from some scrawny rapist with bad fashion sense?
As, just, utterly tempting and absolutely creepy that offer is, I am just gonna have to go with a "No fucking way."
:heart:
~Sabela
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... I do not have bad fashion sense.
...
It's a very nice ring.
-Liv
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Yes. You do.
And I highly doubt that.
~Sabela
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Come and see.
-Liv
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I will be right over. Just take off all your clothes and wait lover boy.
~Sabela
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Don't do it Liv! It's a trap!
~Smash Cat
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Do it Liv! It's a trap!
~Marshal
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She probably has all sorts of evil things planned for you.
>.> Which wouldn't be so bad probably depending on what you like.
-Jermi-
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Mm.
She didn't actually come, but to be fair, she didn't come last time, either.
Oh wait... I think I just insulted myself. Sad now.
However, I lost nothing, as I was already naked. More than you wanted to know? No. More than you wanted to know would be this video documenting the occasion. [click]
Back to the game, friends.
-Liv
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...I am never clicking that link. Ew Liv.
-Alaric
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Horrible curiosity makes me want to...
But I think I can defeat that impulse.
-Jermi-
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If you're going to do something like that Liv, at least find good background music to go with it.
~Smash Cat
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My chicken dance is excellent with or without music, and, of course, with or without clothing.
I'm counting hits to the page, by the way, and you're all pervs.
Then again, maybe 83 of those views were me... what can I say. Sabela, I know you clicked.
-Liv
video is actually a mostly-clothed chicken dance with minimal stripping
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Oh so sorry muffin. But I have seen you naked and just wasn't impressed. I don't need to see it again.
:heart: :heart:
~Sabela
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Sorry Liv, hun, but it seems the only person who loves you is yourself.
~Trance
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God, your all pervs....
But then again so am I.
Just so you know, this is my introductiont o you guys. I'm the newest pilot here, nice to meet you all. The names Jornal Lael, but you cna all me Jorn. Well talk to you guys later. Off to go take a nap.
~Jorn
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...Heeey, I'm not a perv. |:
Anyway, glad to see you made it out of hell! :D
...And Liv, I ain't clickin'.
~ Gabriel
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Newbie says he's a perv.
That means he clicked.
Hey look, y'all can't call me the only flamer anymore, we gots another. Welcome, Jerk, Jerm, Jor... whatever... get that sleep while you can.
Damn I gotta start paying attention to the Candidates, they grow up so fast. Unless they're Shiloh. Then they don't grow at all, do they, Checkers?
-Liv
P.S. Keep telling yourself that, Gabby, we'll see how long you hold out. :P
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Hey, I didn't click, I was just reading the posts.
You a Pyro too. Just checked your bio, didn't know their were any other out there. Maybe we can meet up and train one of these days. Get better control.
Just call me Jorn, it's not hard.
Anyways Peace out and rock on. :twisted:
~Jorn
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Yes. It is hard.
Jerm.
-Liv
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Looks like I narrowly escaped the easiest nickname I could receive.
Thanks Jerm.
-Jermi-
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Your lucky I'm a chill guy, some people would take offense at that. But I don't, I'm pretty chill about that. Aiight.
~Jorn
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Haven't clicked yet, Livvy! :heart:
Jermi, you don't even need a nickname. Germy. :D They sound the same! But now I'm gonna get all confused. Jermi. Jerm. And they're different people. Augh.
~ Gabriel
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Except for now we can just call you Little Rosales.
Nice Job Liv.
:mrgreen:
-Jermi-
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...Whaaa? :shock:
....
.......
......Oh c'mon, little? Not by much. |:
~ Gabriel
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I can so feel the love between all you guys!!! :twisted: ~Jorn
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Yeah, it's warm and squishy and fuzzy! Like a bunny that just got run over! :D
...>_> Uh...I mean. Like warm apple pie. That's molding?
...We'll just go with a cute, healthy puppy. That's unsquished.
~ Gabriel
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Aw, Gabey. ^_^
How sweet. A Puppy.
:roll:
-Jermi-
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That's the worst metaphor for love I've ever heard, dude.
OH OK BTW GUYS
This link is for realz safe to click
I blame my typing on Gabe's bad influence, cause I've kidnapped h--go away Gabby
anyway
For those who don't know, Gabe somehow >> got his hair dyed black, possibly via magic mentormorphosis, and I took a picture of him being all badass.
Check it: RoGabe (http://http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v233/wolfwonderess/gabeblack.jpg).
Also, I'm holding him hostage at my place for breakfast and a viewing. There are bagels, yo. Come on by.
-Liv
((come join in after they get to Liv's room (http://http://remnants.spiritsoftheearth.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=2252)))
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Hey, free breakfast, I'll definitely come. Don't know if there will be any food left after me.
~Jorn
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Aw, look. Liv made Gabby darling look more like Roman. So he can get wish fulfillment that way. Does he scream your name or Roman's in bed Gabby love?
Sadly, I will just /have/ to pass on some shitty breakfast with all sad little Pilots. Not that I don't just adore any chance to mock Gabriel, but, well, I can't think of anything more boring then watching Liv feeling proud of himself that he pulled off some childish prank.
Is it really that hard to find something you can be proud of Liv? This is getting pathetic even for you.
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Ouch!!!!
Do you need some ice for that burn Liv
:twisted: :twisted:
~Jorn
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Hey Sabelaaa darling lovey dearest~ :heart: Because I know that was you. :heart: :D :heart: :D :heart:
[blink:2fyxgrgr] :heart: :heart: :heart: Fuck you. :D In the ear. With Marshal. :heart: :heart: :heart: [/blink:2fyxgrgr]
Yeah, you heard me. With Marshal. But you'd probably like that. |: So maybe that's not much of an insult. You're just jealous of our awesomely funtastic get-together and that we don't want you there anyway and that I'm hotter than you~
Now go do something productive like giving someone herpes or something. :heart:
Love you bunches sweetcheeks! Give Cross [strike:2fyxgrgr]STDs[/strike:2fyxgrgr] kisses for me!
~ Gabriel
...>_< And no, Liv, she's banned! BANNED. You don't want her herpes! |:
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But dude, it's kind of sexy when Sabela tries to pwn me
SO NO FAIR
[blink:1cca35u3]NO BAN ON SABELA
[/blink:1cca35u3]
See, I can do huge blinkie letters too.
Sabela you can come over if you want, you and your hot... sass...
but anyways GABE you totally stepped in and saved me like a L12 Knight in--oh Gods, WoW is killing my souuuul.... SO, <3.
Though not like that. Ew Sabela. Ew no. Also, the gay jokes are old as hell. Just because I can admit I had a Stupid Sexy Gabe moment... seriously, who doesn't?
And I ain't confirming or denying that Sabela has an STD, but let's just say I'd know. :D :D :D Do you still have the Harry the Happy Herpes plushie, Sabbbbbyyy?
Jerm, I'm gonna throw flaming bagels at you when you come over, I swear.
-Liv
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Liv, Looking forward to it, Looking forward to it.
You know, during my training I thought all you guys were stuffy serious people, but now I know this is going to be fun.
:twisted: :twisted:
~Jorn
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I may have snorted soda straight the fuck out of my nose.
That is all.
-J. Tortes-
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Bagels, you say? I think my schedule just cleared.
- JA
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Hey, if there are going to be bagels, I'll have to bring my own special brand of coffee. I get the good stuff, so I'll bring it.
Coffe is our friend on long nights.
~Jorn
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Mmmm.
I love coffee.
I will be there for sure.
-J. Tortes-
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Hey guy's, I would like to invite you to a small get together.
Sort of my way of saying that I'm here. I hope you guys will come and welcome me to the neighboorhood.
So just head over to my apartment, there is free food.
Here are directions to my apartment (http://http://remnants.spiritsoftheearth.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=20&p=16100#p16100).
~Jorn
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What is with people using free food to try and bribe people into hanging out with them? Is everyone else getting a much smaller pay check then I am? Or failed to realize that there is free food in the fucking cafeteria? Seriously people.
Thank God I don't have to party with you people. Bagels and snacks. Whoo. Sounds /thrilling./
~Sabela
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None of us want you around anyway.
Except Liv.
But he's a freak.
-Satori C-
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Awwww. That's cute. You think I give a shit.
And Liv, it's a sad say when the freak with the ugly ass tail calls you a freak.
:heart:
~Sabela
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At least she has a tail oh flat reared one =)
-Marshal
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Hey, Sabela
What crawled up your ass? I was just trying to be nice and I just wanted to meet my fellow pilots. I wasn't saying you had to come, and you could have respectfully declined.
Damn, how long has it been since you got laid. I think you need to again.
~Jorn
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I'm sure she got laid pretty recently.
Seems about all she does.
-Satori C.-
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First off, how do you not know the Pilots. It's not like we just magically appeared when you graduated. We've been here the whole time. Dipshit.
And I get laid plenty. So it must just be that I'm an evil monster :heart: Just ask Gabbykins.
As for politely declining, I could have. But it's far more fun this way. Besides, throw a /good/ party and maybe people would show up.
And Marshal, try a better insult then that. Well, actually, I doubt that you really could come up with anything actually clever. Plus, I really don't think I could care less what you think of my appearance. I think you are a scrawny looking toad with bad skin. Go back to fucking the bicycle and your little [strike:848hk1f1]brainwashed rape victim[/strike:848hk1f1]former candidate and just feel /special/ about yourself.
~Sabela
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Oh hon, now you're acting like we all care what you think.
We don't.
-Satori C.-
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Satori, you couldn't have said it better.
~Jorn
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All of you are special in your own special way.
Of course, in the sense that 'special' is actually spelled r e t a r d s.
Get back to work. The less work you brats do the more work there is for me, and I'm not afraid of smashig all of your heads through coffee tables should I find out you're not doing your fair share.
- Remi
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I...I may love you.
-Danica Blake-
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Aw Remi darling. If you have so much work, why are you reading this blog? Hmmm?
And I really don't care if you value my opinion. It is far better then yours anyway :heart:
~Sabela
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And Liv, [...]
:heart:
~Sabela
:heart: For me? Oh yes.
For what it's worth, I don't think your ass is flat, babe.
And Remi. Stick? Ass? Does Not Belong There, unless for example stick is mine and ass is Sabela's, speaking of. :D
-Liv
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Sabela you can take your opinions and shove em riiiiiight up Liv's ass like we all know he wants you to. Mmmmkay? 8D
-Marshal
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...Wow, Marshmallow, what do YOU fantasize about? :shock:
TMI, man, TMI.
~ Gabriel
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I get that you guys are all obsessed with Sabela and her ass, but can we maybe talk about something else now?
-Alaric
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Marshall, nice, just nice.
Though I am sure Liv /would/ love it. :lol:
~Jorn
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Ewwww you guys...>__<
I second Ally. Let's talk about, uhh...favorite foods. :D
Or play another nice game. :D Where we don't talk about sex or butts or sticks or whatever. |:
~ Gabriel
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Since when have those /ever/ worked Gabe? =[
-Satori C-
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Well we could always try Satti.
Hehe, Satti.
Well, what kind of game could we play Gabe?
I Never? I think we would all be really drunk after that, and there's no way to keep people honest over a blog. *grins*
-J. Tortes-
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I would win that game!
I never do anything.
- Kit
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Well, I think you should. ^_~
And with me.
-J. Tortes.-
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Hey...
If you guys do anything, I should be included. I'm up for anything.
LOL
~Jorn
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Are you all in on some sick joke I don't know about?
hmmm?
*~ Kit
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Probably, Kit, Probably.
~Jorn
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Well.
That was an unspoken, unasked 'tell me, tell me.'
So..
Tell me!
*~ Kit
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Oh, Christopher, darling...
You need some more lessons in innuendo.
However, I also don't think the Bacteria Brothers really are in on anything. ^_^
<3 Liv
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'sides thinkin your hot?
Not really.
And not YOU Liv her.
-J.Tortes.-
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Christopher is confused now!
Thanks.
*~ Kit
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I think the dumb boys were trying to hit on you Kit darling.
~Sabela
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... Oh.
... I don't see it.
=
*~ Kit
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I did say dumb boys. They failed miserably. Are we still on for that shopping trip? I saw the most amazing pair of boots that I must have.
~Sabela
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Sabela, you are in many ways a terrible person and an atrocious influence.
But I approve of the shopping. Kit needs to shop. And buy clothing that isn't made of polyester. You know you do.
-Liv
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'course, Sabela.
I suppose you can help me find something girly.
I could use more girly.
Why does everyone go on about my clothes? I'm hardly in them! I mostly wear my uniform anyway!
*~ Kit
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Because Kit darling. Only Liv has worse taste in clothes then you do.
And we will get you some girly clothes. Trust me, I'm amazing. We'll find you stuff you'll love.
~Sabela
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Hey, I think Liv looks kinda snazzy.
And I don't have bad taste in clothes. They're good clothes! They're comfy and I can move in 'em.
and Girly stuff. pah...
*~ Kit
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Shopping trip....
Well, I think your clothes are fine Kit. =)
Though I wouldn't mind seeing some of Sabela's outfits on others people. ^_^
-J.Tortes-
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Aww, thanks, Jay!
You can I can meet up for coffee or something once I get new clothes! I need to spend more time out of my apartment and with you guys.
- Kit
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For sure hon. =)
-J.Tortes.-
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This blog has been pretty inactive the last couple of day's. Where did all my peeps run off too. :lol:
So what's up everybody?
~Jorn
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I would gather your "peeps" aren't around because you don't have any friends. Other then retard wing girls who you try and sneak into the Citadel. Real slick.
~Sabela
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Oh Sabela, you can be so much nicer than this. I bet it's in there somewhere!
-J.Tortes-
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Of course I /could./ But, I don't see the point in being nice to idiots and losers.
~Sabela
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Hey, Sabela, what did I say about the stick up your ass.
I could remove it for you, if you need. Maybe it's so far up there, that you need help to remove it. I'm sure their are many kind doctors that would do it for you, so go and crawl back into whatever cave you came out of.
:heart:
~Jorn
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Gods damn it, Jerm, get your own puns. I really don't want to start another round of terrible ass jokes. Gabe would be mad at me, and we don't want that. He's scary when he's mad. Like a kitten.
-Liv
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Jorn, really, stop trying to be clever. You aren't good at it and frankly, it's a little embarrassing to see. So just, at least just stick to petty name calling. It's much more your speed.
~Sabela
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Are you sure we don't want to get Gabe as mad as a kitten. Kittens are so cute and adorable. Now dogs on the other hand, as loyal as their are, when they get mad, they get really mad.
~Jorn
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I've never had any pets.
I think I want to get a pet.
Any suggestions? :)
*~Kit
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But Kit...
Pets...
They make messes. :shock: :shock: :shock:
-Bowl Bandit
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A dog, their nice and loyal, though birds are fun. Just find what works.
~Jorn.
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Jorn... I can't have a dog in the citadel, that's just cruel. He'd have no where to frolic!
Maybe a bird.
Hmm, maybe a cat. Hmmm.... I might get a cat... A cute little kitten.
*~Kit
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What about a smaller animal? In a confined space. I always wanted a snake. I think they are beautiful. Or like Jorn said, a bird. Rats, mice, gerbils and such can also be good. And that limits the mess to a small area.
-Alaric
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Your snake would probably just eat Blaine-o's gerbil, Alaric.
It'll be like Animal Wars in here soon.
Anyway, Kit, it would just be too nominally appropriate if you went for the kitten. But you know it'd grow up into a cat, right? Do we need to have the 'how babies are made' talk?
-Liv
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Yeah yeah. Tab A goes into Slot B. I know, I know.
I could go adopt a bad ol' tom cat and he can scratch up my furnature and cure me of my constant clean house syndrome.
*~ Kit
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This message board is now about the merits of adorable bunnies. Please stay on topic.
Lead Technician Bryn Farren
Citadel Tech Support
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Bunnies are adorable! With their big floppy eyes and cute beady little eyes! Not to mention that they can be litter trained.
~Trance
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Trance, you are an idiot, but then, most of you probably would start talking about adorable fucking bunnies, wouldn't you?
-Liv
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I think you're just jealous that most people would start talking about how much better bunnies are then you.
Bunnies really are the best though. They're quiet and inobtrusive, they don't make much of a mess and are very cute. Plus if they do ever manage to piss you off, you can eat them.
~Trance
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Yeah, but bunnies are fucking horny.
They reproduce like there is no tommorrow. Oyu get two todya, and have a 100 tommorrow.
Fucking Horny.
~ Jorn
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I love bunnies.
Which may get rid of horribly bad ass appearance but they are adorable. =)
Also Kit, a snake would be cool! Though, a kitten, would be pretty adorable. Hmmm. You could let a bird fly around your apartment. Then they might leave droppings everywhere though. Most likely any pet would help your clean house syndrome.
-J.Tortes-
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I think a snake would be awsome. You cold let it curl itself around your neck and walk around like that. You would look Bad Ass.
~Jorn
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Hmm... Nope. I don't want a snake.
No bird, now that you mention the flying.
I'll figure something out!
*~ Kit
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Well, whatever you get, I'm sure it'll be fun.
On another note, I just got myself a blog. Go ahead, take a read, and comment.
~Jorn
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What about a ferret? They're cute and vicious!
~Trance
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Ferrets make a ridiculous mess and will be B& from this thread.
Lead Technician Bryn Farren
Citadel Tech Support
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The Subversive Ferrets would be a fairly excellent name for a band: true or false?
Heya, Bryn--I can hardly see you in there behind all that rank and file foliage, and that's a real shame.
:wink: Liv
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Animals of every sort make awful pets. Keeping a dumb person is much better. They don't need to stay in your apartment, they have a better chance of understanding you, they're easier to train and will shower you with boundless, simple affection. Best of all, if you decide they aren't for you (or you get tired of them), you can abandon them without feeling like you added any feral pests to the city. I suppose you could always donate an animal to a research lab, but why go through the hassle of dealing any longer with something that doesn't interest you anymore.
If you must have some sort of creature in your room you could always leave crumbs on your floor, open your windows and see what turns up.
- JA
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Those are called Candidates, Jorykins.
-Liv
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I want a little candidate as a pet. I would feed it and take care of it, and make sure it grew up to be a big strong pilot like the rest of us.
LOL
~Jorn
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I like my signature. Newbs don't know... how to greentext.
Lead Technician Bryn Farren
Citadel Tech Support
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Bwaha. Candidates as pets.
I hear they misbehave more than pets though.
And some are harder to train.
-J.Tortes-
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I see what you did thar. You want to be all edgy and prove you're not a newb. You know what, Tortes? Fuck bluetext. Newbs use bluetext.
Lead Technician Bryn Farren
Citadel Tech Support
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733t n1nj4s use pink. Because we are awesome like that.
-Alaric
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Actually, girls use pink. I thought you were a boy, but I guess you can... yeah.
Lead Technician Bryn Farren
Citadel Tech Support
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They do? Oh....oops. I'm not a boy if that counts any?
-Alaric
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What happens when I use pink?
Livos Sulo
Extremely interesting pretentious code-breaker and bandito
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It suits you wonderfully.
That's what happens when you use pink, Sulo.
- Seiteki
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I love this whole Sig thing we started. I'm gonna make mine.
Jorn Lael
L33T Hacker and all around awesome guy
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Well maybe I like blue! ^_^
And yes I think it does suit you Liv.
-J.T-
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Mmmm, all colors suit me, but pink is pretty nice. Hey, maybe I've got my next hair color.
Livos Sulo
This is not pinktext
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I would support that life choice.
Lead Technician Bryn Farren
Citadel Tech Support
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Ooo pink hair.
*tries to imagine*
*chokes on soda*
*snickers*
Yes...do it.
-J.T-
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Really Liv. I know you are as fashion retarded as the rest of the Pilots. But pink hair with your skin? Gods, I don't think even Gabby is that color-dead. If you do dye it pink, wear a hat. I don't want to have to see that.
~Sabela
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Gods, I don't think even Gabby is that color-dead.
Oh doll baby, that is like the nicest thing you've ever said about me ever! :D :D :D
Keep talking!
Gabriel Tierney
1337 |-|4XX0r P1L07 D00d!!!
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I think it's the nicest thing I have said about you ever Gabby darling. Try to not cream yourself over it.
~Sabela
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Ooooh...
Too late. |:
Gabriel Tierney
1337 |-|4XX0r P1L07 D00d!!!
P.S. You totes made me spill my ice cream, woman! Dx
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And the Gabbers needs to change his pants.... nice Bela.
~Smash
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Changing my pants right now. Bah. Chocolate fudge. That's gonna stain.
GUESS WHAT EVERYONE?! I'M NAKED! :D :D :D
Yep. I am. :heart:
~ Gabriel
Too lazy for sigs.
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Which is awkward as I am over at you apartment.
-Alaric
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Gabbers are you giving Alary a private show?
~Smash Cat
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Well my goodness, the scandal.
-J.T-
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NO! Dx It's not what you think!
He was in the living room! I was in the bedroom! Heads outta the gutters, plzkthnx. |:
~ Gabriel
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But are you sure? =)
-J.T-
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You say that now, but you have no way of proving it to us.
~Smash Cat
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That's what I was going to say!
-Satori C.-
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They probably do have some video of it, though don't want to show it to us, since it'll show exactly what they were up to....
~Smash Cat
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We can always ask the dragons. =)
-D.Blake-
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I bet they'd even give us the little things that the camera wouldn't have been able to pick up on!
~Smash Cat
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Fantastic! We shall find out Gabey-poo. Don't you worry.
-Satori C.-
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If there's anything good on it, we could even host a little viewing for those intersted!
~Smash Cat
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Um, am I alone in /not/ wanting to see a hermaphrodite freak and some awkward hardly out of the closet geek boy being weird and kinky together?
Because I personally think that's nasty. If there must be porn, can't it at least be of good looking Pilots?
~Sabela
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You know, they've been rather quiet lately.... Makes me wonder if they really were fooling around together... or maybe they were dressing Gabbers in drag. ^.^
~Smash Cat
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And Sabela comes in to ruin the day. You always have to shoot everyone down, don't you.
:lol:
~Jorn
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Well, if you don't want me to shoot it down, I really suggest not saying stupid and/or revolting things. Though I'm sure the idea of some blue, 3-eyed herm freak really gets you going. Or are you just another of the Pilots that are just /desperate/ to stick their dick in some hardly above retarded loser nerd boy?
~Sabela
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Naw, I only go for girls, but I'm sure you would love to stick /yours/ in them.
~Jorn
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Honey, if I had a dick I would be banging someone a hell of a lot hotter then Gabriel or /Alaric./
Now, please either get better insults or do shut up. You are just pathetic.
~Sabela
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Oh no one listens to you Sabela.
It was all just a bit of fun.
-Satori C.-
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Sad, pathetic and rather disgusting fun. Fuck. No one here does know how to have a good time. Free food and bagels for parties and spying of freaks and weirdos.
~Sabela
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We just don't like your sort of fun.
-Satori C.-
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You mean the /fun/ kind of fun?
~Sabela
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No, the skanky kind.
-Satori C.-
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I know the idea of having sex is just repulsive to most of the pilots here, but when done right it can lead to those fun little things called orgasms.
And as shocking as it sounds, I have been to fun parties and not had sex there. But they were /good/ parties and not poorly disguised free hotel breakfasts.
~Sabela
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You know...all of us do more than that Sabela dear.
-Satori C-
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i'd do sabs (=
- Shiloh
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You'd do just about anything with boobs.
~Smash Cat
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That's sweet Shiloh. You should take me out some time :heart:
~Sabela
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That's about all it takes.
-Satori C.-
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That's sweet Shiloh. You should take me out some time :heart:
~Sabela
wen & were? (=
- Shiloh
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wen & were? (=
- Shiloh
Mmm....How about this weekend and you can pick the place.
And Satori darling, don't be so jealous. I can't help it that boys actually want to fuck me and all you can get are retards and Marshal. *kisses*
~Sabela
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Ooooh Damn.
I love me some cat fights.
-J. Tortes-
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DON'T DO IT, SHILOH! YOU'LL GET HERPES!
~ Gabriel
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There's medicine for that these days. It's a little pathetic to avoid sex because you'll get sick.
- JA
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Well, Gabriel is a little pathetic.
~Sabela
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I'd think getting sick is a pretty damn good reason to avoid sex O_o
Who knows what someone could be cultivating!
-J. Tortes-
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Me. I know. I mean. If we're talking Sabela, I'm just saying. I know.
Or if we're talking Marshland. :D :D :D
Are you all scared yeeet?
-Liv
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Marshal and you doing the horizontal tango?
Bleh, I may have puked in my mouth a bit.
-J. Tortes-
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*eyeroll*
-Marshal
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I'd do you Sabela!
And you Satori!
In the...er...sense of....um. O//o
I didn't mean to sound skanky D:
Can't we all just get along? =D;;
~Ife
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Oh really now?
How iiinteresting. ^_~
Give me a call sometime Ife =D
-Satori C.-
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Well my door's always open if anyone needs to talk but I didn't really...I mean not that I wouldn't...but...er...
I think I need to not try and be on the computer...
~Ife
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Awww. I didn't mean to scare you off =)
I was just joking Ife
*hugs*
-Satori C.-
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It's ok really xD;;
~Ife
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....O_o
o_O....
Wtf.
~ Gabriel
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Scared of girl action Gabby?
I like watchin it!
-J.Tortes-
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Yes, please, continue.
-Liv
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Ife seemed nervous so I guess I'm not getting any tail but my own tonight. D:
Hehehe.
-Satori C.-
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-__-; Not scared, but not particularly interested, no...
Can we talk about something else? Dx
~ Gabriel
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I never said...er... *shuts up*
~Ife
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I like that talking about something else thing. Like did everyone else get that tabloid form? About little facts about you?
-Alaric
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Oh Lord yes.
How do you like being a celebrity Ali?
-J. Tortes-
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I got it! :D :D :D
But I got kinda stuck on one of the questions. :| Okay, maybe more than one. Argh.
~ Gabriel
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People know better than to send me spam.
-Marshal
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No, they just don't care enough, Marshmallow.
Okay, so, guys, be honest, you all put me down for favorite Pilot, right? I mean, I know I did.
-Liv
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You could put yourself down? Damn.... Oh well, you still got my vote Liv. After all you are rather amusing not matter if I'm sober, drunk or stoned... or various degrees of the last two combined.
~Smash Cat
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That's the part I'm stuck on. D:
I CAN'T PICK JUST ONE!!!!
And Smash... :| srsly. Don't do drugs. They're bad for you.
You're gonna kill your liver and brain cells and stuff. :roll:
~ Gabriel
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Gabriel, you can always toy with them and put down those they wouldn't expect. Or just list as many as you can while counting to twenty.
Within a week all the like/hate answers are going to be shotgunned around a place like FANcentral.vcn. Might as well give the jackals something fun to play with.
- JA
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FANcentral.vcn LORD. I mean have you guys SEEN this thing?
-J.Tortes-
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Oh blogging Pilots, do I have a present for you.
Normally I'd just keep to myself and stay off this thing but sometime even I won't be that selfish. Sometimes you have something that is so good you just have to share.
Marshal is Latona's Father.
Discuss.
-Danica B-
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Why do you hate me so Danica!
I am going to find you and kill you!
Then I'm going to find and kill Marshal!!!!!!
~Latona
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Oh no Latona I love you. If only because then this moment happened.
-Danica B-
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I will kill you!!
Then I'm going to kill Marshal!
Then I'm going to find a necromancer to bring you both back!
And I will kill you again!!!
~Latona
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This would be the best rant for safe sex, ever.
- JA
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Yeah. See, this is why I don't sleep around.
Every time I get that urge, all I have to think about is you guys. Then it dies dead. |:
Kisses! :heart:
~Gabriel
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Wow....
Woooooooooow.
-J.Tortes-
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I think I would kill myself if I was related to Marshal. I know one can't pick family and all that, but really, one must have /some/ standards.
Oh Gabby ^__^ I think I have a better idea of why you don't sleep around.
Kisses! :heart:
~Sabela
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I think I would kill myself if I was related to Marshal. I know one can't pick family and all that, but really, one must have /some/ standards.
Wow. I think I actually agree with you on something. Amazing!
Oh Gabby ^__^ I think I have a better idea of why you don't sleep around.
Kisses! :heart:
Because I have high standards, darling? :D :D :D
~ Gabriel
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Because I have high standards, darling? :D :D :D
~ Gabriel
I seeeeeem to recall you having less exacting standards in our candidate days :wink:
~Sabela
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FANcentral.vcn LORD. I mean have you guys SEEN this thing?
Please refrain from the abuse of Citadel network resources. Have you no taste?
Lead Technician Bryn Farren
Citadel Tech Support
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I seeeeeem to recall you having less exacting standards in our candidate days :wink:
~Sabela
Hey Sabs? :mrgreen:
(http://http://www.clipartof.com/images/emoticons/xsmall2/1928_middle_finger.gif)
Sit on it and rotate. :heart:
~ Gabriel
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Aw, really love? Is that the best you have? I feel so let down. I know you can use that mouth so much better then that.
~Sabela
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Ew. You're having fantasies about me, now? Keep it to yourself.
~ Gabriel
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Oh Gabe. You know I don't like you that way. I think we can both agree that our bond is so much...more then that.
Now, why don't you take a moment, compose yourself and come back with something actually good. That comeback was just, well, I feel embarrassed for you.
~Sabela
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It may have been lame, but you're still just recycling old material. |:
lrn2boriginal.
And fuck off while you're at it. :heart:
~ Gabriel
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Aw, just cause you don't like it, doesn't make it not original. Now really Gabriel, is that the best you can do? I feel so let down. The valiant knight of the Citadel can't even take on the wicked witch.
~Sabela
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... :D
Come by my place and I'll put you on the floor. And not in a fun way, either. :heart:
I can take you on any day. Just name the time and the place, bitch. :heart:
~ Gabriel
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Aw. Thats cute. But you should know by now Gabe, that if I'm coming over, I would be bringing Cross with me :wink:
~Sabela
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Crossdresser? I could take him.
~ Gabriel
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Guuuuuys.
Stop fighting mmmkay? Happy pilot times.
~Ife
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Well, you should try and prove that sometime Gabe. I'll bring my camera :heart:
~Sabela
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Fuck you, Sabela.
~ Gabriel
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GABRIEL! You watch your mouth |:
~Ife
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Awww. Poor little Gabe. Did that one upset you? Alright. I'll leave you alone for now.
~Sabela
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Shh, Ife, it's not your fight.
Anyway. |: Right. Let's drop it, alright? Blog = not the place for flame wars and yadda yadda blah. :roll:
~ Gabriel
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Wow... that was just sad... for both of you. I mean fighting over a blog? Can you guys be anymore pathetic? Save that kind of stuff for the pm's. As amusing as it is to watch at times, it really does become old rather fast. You're Pilots, not grade schoolers. Keep your jeuvenile fighting to yourselves.
There. I spent my serious moment for the month on you two. You happy now? Gods.. I need a drink.
Ife, swearing is not a bad thing. Besides, it's not the words you know, but what you do with them that counts. ^.^
~Smash Cat
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But what you do with them that counts?
I'm totally adopting that. For reals now.
-J.Tortes-
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You, stupid long haired 'tard boy. Don't talk. Really. And stop trying to be cool. It doesn't work. Go cry about your stupid dead band or whatever the fuck it is that you do.
~Sabela
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"Stupid long haired 'tard boy." .... I'm feeling rather let down by your sad attempt of a come back. Though at this point, I really could care less about your attempted snarkiness. You really need to work on it hun, since Gabbers obviously isn't posing that much of a challenge to you... you're loosing your touch.
It's true though J. Anybody can spout off random swear words and easily adapt them into their language patterns. However, if you're creative you can come up with a plethora different colorful insertions, and they don't have to be actual swear words.
For instance, instead of calling somebody a "m*ther f*cker" or a "son of a bitch" you could call them a "nut sucking box biter" or an "oozing ballsack."
Just so you know, oozing is such a wonderful adjective.
~Smash Cat
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tl;dr
~ Gabriel
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What does that even mean? O_o
-Satori C.
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Too long; don't read.
You obviously haven't spent enough time on the interwebz. You might want to start with FANcentral.vcn, a great source of things that are long and not worth reading.
Lead Technician Bryn Farren
Citadel Tech Support
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O rly?
By the way, whoever's encouraging the Alesku/Alaric fic...
Stop. 0.0
It's scaring me.
Not that I read it or anything.
-Liv
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Are you for real right now?
...I am not clicking to go look at.
...Curiosity is a horrible thing.
-J.Tortes-
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Ah ah! Brynny, you're losing your touch! It's didn't read! :mrgreen:
/nitpick
...and wait wait wtf Alaric/Alesku fanfiction wut???
Who WRITES that stuff?! :shock:
......and who reads it?
Liv? >__>
I dunno what to say. |:
~ Gabriel
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Hey, don't look at me, I have sex in real life.
Sometimes. >>
It's a funny site. We could try the FANcentral drinking game sometime. You know, read a fic while drinking continuously, and see how long you can last before you do a spit take. It's fun.
-Liv
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I just got whisky up my nose.
Drinking game = bad times!
It burns ... :'(
- Loki
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Oh, Loki.
What were you doing with the whisky?
... what?
Oh, that's not right.
Come here, I'll make it feel all better.
... I think I read a fanfiction that started this way...
;) Liv
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Uh...wait a minute?
There is fanfiction about me?
.....oh dear god please tell me there isn't sex in it =
-Alaric
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O__________o
I looked. And I think I saw some things there that I didn't want to see.
~ Gabriel
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Don't tell me.
I don't want to know.
Ever.
-Alaric
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...Alaric wanted so badly to lean closer and press his lips against Alesku’s. Feel those strong arms wrapped around him. But he knew that couldn’t happen. There was no way it could ever happen...
His beard! It's so "perfectly maintained and trimmed" (my, sexy)!
His fangs! They're so... "delicate"!
The More You Know.
-Liv
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AHHHH!
What the heel D8 That's just mean!
...and /why/ are you reading it Liv?
....and my fangs are not delicate thank you very much. They are vicious and terrifying.
-Alaric
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Because it's hawt?
I'm fairly sure that's why another ex-mentee is reading it...
You should be flattered.
-Liv
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Mostly....I am disturbed.
-Alaric
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Because it's hawt?
I'm fairly sure that's why another ex-mentee is reading it...
You should be flattered.
-Liv
Close. Substitute another word that begins with H and you'll have it.
- JA
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Well that's just...Wow...There's some reeeeal interesting things on here.
*cannot help but read*
-J.Tortes-
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It's rather sad to see how worked up some of you are becoming over this poorly written ficticious smut. Seriously, are your lives that dull that you need to indulge within the written delusions of others? And for what? A moment's entertainment, or the chance to harass somebody for the emberassing things about them that some random person spawned from their twisted minds?
~Dante
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What was it Gabriel?
tl;dr
-Marshal
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Ah ah! Brynny, you're losing your touch! It's didn't read!
/nitpick
Ooh - context call. I've seen both.
...see how long you can last before you do a spit take.
I didn't know spit takes happened in real life. Hey, look at the stats! Loki's catching up with you...
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Notes: Haha, Liv, you would.
- l.rasmussen
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_________________
Lead Technician Bryn Farren
Citadel Tech Support
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.........>_______>
95.9% of stats are made up on the spot.
The stats. They lie. <___<
~ Gabriel
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Loki's catching up with you...
That's because we're secret lovers, haven't you seen the fanart?
Wait, why am I even asking... ;)
-Liv
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Was there an actual point to that Bryn?
~Dante
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95.9% of stats are made up on the spot.
Oh, the mind games! They hurt!
Was there an actual point to that Bryn?
Not particularly. If you want, you can go back to making the Citadel more steampunk or whatever it is you do. Or you can read more fanfic in the competitive spirit. You never know, someone might write one about you. I mean, you haven't been a fixture of hawtness or anything, but the site seems to cater to ... all tastes.
Lead Technician Bryn Farren
Citadel Tech Support
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As tempting as it might be to fill my mind with the random drivel that seems to be a fixture of fanfic, I think I'll remain faithful to my own personal obsession.
~Dante
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Does anyone care when Dante speaks? Because I know I don't.
Also....what the fuck is a fanfic?
~Sabela
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Sabela...stop saying stuff I might agree with.
Srsly. Stop.
It's getting freaky and I don't like it. |:
~ Gabriel
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Ew. No. God. I don't like it either. Now I feel slightly grossed out.
Point still stands. Is there anyway we can block Dante from the blog? Can't one of you...nerdy people do that?
~Sabela
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I'd pick Dante over Bryn or Liv.
At least Dante is somewhat entertaining.
- Seiteki
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Oh Sei darling. I think we can ditch them all. And really, you should come out with me some time if your life has gotten so boring that /Dante/ is interesting.
~Sabela
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I enjoy boring.
Boring is good. It means things aren't blowing up.
- Seiteki
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Actually, I read somewhere that explosions ensue on the outer rim of the system. So ... new poll, in light of their supposed links to Cancer council members. Serious poll this time, since this is big news. If you were the Imperial, how would you respond?
- Truce with Libra v. Cancer.
- Aid pirates, attempt to attack Libra again.
- Do nothing, let them fight it out.
There is no comical fourth option, though "pledge allegiance to Gabe's sexy haircut" and "FOR CERIAL!!!1" will be accepted as alternative answers. Discuss.
Lead Technician Bryn Farren
Citadel Tech Support
// Begin comment code section.
If you chose the first option, you
are advised to report to the Axis Point immediately
you poor, poor fool.
// End comment code section.
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Bryn?
This is a blog to get away from work.
Shut up.
- Seiteki T.
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How about we blow them both outta the...non-air?
4 C32341.
~ Gabriel
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Wow, I actually agree with Seiteki.
No one likes you Bryn. Do shut up.
~Sabela
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Bryn... please see me.
The rest of you, it wouldn't kill you to discuss something related to your jobs once in awhile. Shall we maintain the fiction that we're actually thinking beings?
That said, I like Gabriel's suggestion.
-Alesku
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Well, you know, I do like the whole idea of, you know, not having to discuss work all the time. Some of us Alesku, have lives. You know, that thing that sometimes happens when we /aren't/ working.
~Sabela
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Don't be too hard on poor little Alesku, Sabs. All he really needs is to get laid. ^.^
~Smash Cat
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Ew. I really didn't need that mental image.
~Sabela
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Obviously someone doesn't know when to take their Pilot pants off.
Seriously, Alesku, get over yourself.
Also, no, I don't want to discuss work here, and I'm pretty sure that everyone but you, your toy, Marshal and His Toys, can think for themselves.
Really now, don't lump the rest of us with you and yours.
- Seiteki
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Do shut up.
I never wanted to be liked by the Citadel's collective toy anyway. Okay, so Seiteki has every right to blame me for carrying work everywhere I go. It was lingering in my mind from this morning, that's all, and the blog's been nothing but silence. But honestly, Sabela - and this is a serious question - do you even work at all? I want to know how you get away with it, unless ...
... scratch that, I don't want to know.
_________________
Bryn Farren
Flamewar Tactician
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Of course I work. It's not /easy/ blowing and fucking my way through this hell hole.
~Sabela
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Okay, this is hot. :D
-Liv
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Awww, c'mon guys. : You're responding to SRS BZNS with SRS BZNS and that's not kewl.
You're supposed to respond to SRS BZNS with LULZ to keep the BZNS un-SRS. :D
Duh. |:
~ Gabriel
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Gabe, seriously. Do you just flail around and hit keys?
I know what lol is, but what the fuck is srs bzns? What is the problem with just typing something out all the way? Or is that too much for you?
~Sabela
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[blink:1whnp54w]S E R I O U S B U S I N E S S[/blink:1whnp54w]
lrn2networkz.
~ Gabriel
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>< blinky text. You're going to give me brain damage.
I liked it better when Sabela and Bryn were fighting.
Can we go back to that plz. It created lovely mental images.
No offense, Gabe.
-Liv
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Don't look at it! D8 It's meant for Sabs!
And...uh...no. >__> Take it to PMs.
~ Gabriel
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But Gabe, brain damage won't work on Sabela. It is too late.
Can they take it to naked wrestling? That'd be even better.
-Liv
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We aren't fighting. She's a stupid loser that can't do anything but make lame attempts at joke and try and make everyone talk about work on the blog. Probably from her inability to get a life. It is a common problem here.
She then asked if I ever work and I explained what I did in a sarcasm laced reply. That isn't fighting Gabby darling.
Liv, you just stop talking. Get over that lesbian obsession already.
~Sabela
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o/` Soooomeone's defeeensiiiive~! o/`
:heart:
~ Gabriel
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Meh, was going to make a long post here but it seems like too much trouble. My work is done.
Bryn Farren
Flamewar Tactician
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I think everyone's work is done if it got you to....oh what was it....STFU.
:heart:
~Sabela
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You know, Liv's obsessed with the lesbians, because secretly he wants to be one. ^.^
~Smash Cat
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But if you're a guy that likes girls then why would you want to be a girl when you can be with girls as a guy?
...Ow.
~ Gabriel
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Well, Liv is a pervert. We all knew that. And really, who cares? I don't. And the consent "Hurhur. Two girls are talking. That's hot." is rather sad.
~Sabela
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Don't think too hard about it Gabe. We all know your mind wasn't made to handle the intricatcies known as sex.
~Smash Cat
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Because you know if you talk to someone, you secretly wanna boink them. |:
Smash...
What's intricate about it? -__-
~ Gabriel
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Gabe sweety.. it's no secret that I wouldn't mind boinking you at all.
~Smash Cat
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I vote we change the subject again =) How about another game? Or a poll that isn't work related?
-Alaric
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>_> I wish it was.
ALLY! 8DDD WHAT GAME?!
~ Gabriel
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Gabe, stop talking to him and maybe he'll drop it?
We can play the word game? Where you type a work and the next person types the first word they think if.
-Alaric
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OKAY!
Straws.
~ Gabriel
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Milkshakes.
-Alaric
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Chocolate!
-Satori C.-
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Cookies
~Trance
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See now I'm just hungry.
Ice cream!
Really hungry.
-J. Tortes-
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Strawberry! :D :D :D
...Ugh, I want some now too. :?
~ Gabriel
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Rum raisin.
asfghj;aoiwhfe >< I hate it when I buy things with raisins in them. Raisins are like the evil twins to chocolate chips. They pretend they're supposed to be in sweet things, but in actual fact they're just desiccated zombie grapes.
-Liv
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Cake
Gabby, wanna come over? I'm in a baking mood.
-Alaric
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That's totally an invitation for me to right?
Because if there's cake O_O I wants some.
<3 Hehehe
Oh and um... Coffee! Like Coffee cake.
-Satori C.-
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Do you want a coffee cake? Or a coffee flavored cake? Because coffee cake doesn't have coffee in it. But I can can probably make a pretty good mocha cake if I tried.
-Alaric
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O_O
I would worship the ground you walk on Ally.
-Satori C.-
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I...it's really not a big deal. I like baking. I can make you a mocha cake no problem.
-Alaric
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I love you o_o
-Satori C.-
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:D :D :D :D I'm game, Ally!
~ Gabriel
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Alright! I need to grab some stuff from the store, so can I pick you up on my way there? And this will be lesson one of your baking lessons ^___^
-Alaric
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.....Baking lessons? :shock: lol
~ Gabriel
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Yes. As I have given up on the hope that one day you can cook. I don't think my kitchen will ever recover from the macaroni and cheese disaster.
-Alaric
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......It was still edible. 8) :heart:
HAY GUIZ LET'S PLAY A GAME SINCE IT WENT ALL QUIET AGAIN!
The "would you rather?" game! I'll post two scenarios, you pick which one you'd rather do and why, then post two scenarios and so on! Ready? Okay! :D
Would you rather eat a bucket of live roaches or a bucket of live snails?
~ Gabriel
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Snails, I think, the crunchyness would be harder to get down. Ugh.
Would you rather be invisible or be able to fly?
-Jermi T.-
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The world stopped turning didn't it?
The day the blog stopped posting?
-Satori C.-
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:(
Did we all start working more?
~ Gabriel
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I did.
*Just finished 37-hour-long mod n decrypt*
Fuuucking fuuck I need sleep, but I just drank about four cups of coffee. Mine eyeballs, they are buzzing.
QUICK GABE. Think of a game. I need distraction.
-Liv
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You are a distraction Liv. :D
Hmmm, games. They never work out for very long do they.
I never?
-Satori C-
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Well done Liv, you killed the blog.
-Loki
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Not zee blog!!
How I loved her!
-Jermi T.-
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Soooooo...
What're y'all dressing up as for the costume party this year? :D
~ Gabriel
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I'm gonna be a unicorn!
~Alaric
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I'll be dressing up as a bitch this year ^__~
~Sabela
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Sabby, that's cheating, that'd be like me saying I'm going as a Pilot. :| lrn u sum *~oRiGiNaLiTy~*
A UNICORN! Cool! Do you have the costume yet Ally? :D :D
~ Gabriel
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I have most of it. Wait until you see the shoes!
~Alaric
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I feel compelled to point out that, at best, Alaric will be a tricorn.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
I may go as myself; apparently that's frightening. Or as a SAS character. Yes, they're all female. ^^
What about you, Gaaaaaabe?
-Liv
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Do I get a sneak peak, Al? :D
Hahaha! Cross-dressing, huh? Go for it, Liv! Then people can question someone else's sexuality for a change! :heart:
I'm gonna be a cowboy! :mrgreen: With a lasso. And I know how to use it so watch out! :twisted:
~ Gabriel
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I've decided to participate this year and dress up as a pirate.
~Callista Sterling
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I believe people already know I yearn to be a hot, female, lesbian xenobiologist, Gabe.
Lasso? Sexy. Maybe I'll revise that to 'hot, female, bisexual xenobiologist.'
So here's a question. If Sabela is just going as a bitch, will she be naked? Hey, then she could be a cold bitch.
-Liv
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Eww, gods, I hope not. :| No one wants to see that.
...Except weirdos like you. >_>
~ Gabriel
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Thank you Callista for claiming pirate before I was tempted by the obvious choice
- Keziah
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Satori: *snort*
Lamb and I are going together! I'm going to be the puppeteer! =)
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i'M gOiNg as a cuddly Dragon. *emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon*
So give me LOTS OF HUGS.
:D :D :D :oops: :P :mrgreen: :heart: :roll: 8) :| :wink: :!:
-Alesku
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:shock: :shock: :shock:
...Gospel hacking? :| Or are you just high?
~ Gabriel
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Maybe he's finally gotten the stick out of his ass. Clearly the process was traumatic.
... actually I'm a little disturbed. :shock:
-Liv
P.S. I call double standard, Gabe. You're allowed to type like that, but Alesku isn't? Huh?
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i always type liek i'm high, bb~ :heart:
High on life. :wink:
With me it's endearing. With him I'm scared. :cry:
but no really wtf.
~ Gabriel
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Apologies for the confusion. It wasn't a Gospel hack, just a harmless prank. I'd delete the message, but the Dragons apparently find it too amusing to leave it in place.
-Alesku
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Well, that's certainly...differe nt.
-Danica B.-
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Awww. I think you're lying. Everyone needs hugs! :heart:
I'll give you a hug! :D :D :D
~ Gabriel
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Wow. This place has been crazy dead. We should play another game!
-Alaric
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Games often end...all scary.
-Satori C.-
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That's true. Everyone starts over sharing or Sabela talks about fetuses.
-Alaric
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And nobody wants that.
-Danica
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Don't remind me... :roll:
~ Gabriel
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Aw Gabe. But it's so fun to watch you squirm :heart:
~Sabela
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do i turn u on bb :?: :mrgreen: :heart: :oops: :wink:
~ Gabriel
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bb? What is bb?
And no Gabe. Not now, not ever. I like /attractive/ people.
~Sabela
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Oh, [strike:3424wd2c]shit[/strike:3424wd2c]. Holy crap. This [strike:3424wd2c]is[/strike:3424wd2c] was my last clean uniform. Crap. Housekeeping says I can't get anymore for another month 'cause I was running up laundry and repair bills.
...Does anyone know how to get blood out of the uniform? Like, as quickly as possible? Because I have a meeting to get to tomorrow and if my old mentor sees me like this [strike:3424wd2c]I might possibly get dangled off the edge of a building by my ankles. Again.[/strike:3424wd2c]
I am willing to pay in candy and free movie/dinner nights, I swear in the name of sausages.
--Kailan
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How sad are you? Are you just....desperately hoping we shall feel some awe that you always get blood everywhere? Because that's what I'm getting here.
Really, your best bet is to learn how to not let people to get close enough to get blood on you :heart: That's what competent Pilots do.
Also, fun fact moron, we can wear regular clothes. So wear your street clothes when meeting your mentor. Who obviously failed at teaching you anything. I think you needed to spend more time as a candidate.
Love and kisses!
~Sabela
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Um, well, cold water helps. Don't use hot or you'll set the stain. And blot it, don't rub.
-Alaric
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Ouch, Sabela. You're like this little bundle of joy, love and low-grade wit. I like you. :D
Thanks, Alaric! You're a sweetie-pie. Wanna hang out sometime?
--Kailan
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Fascinating. I find you a sad, trying to hard bundle of annoying :heart:
And the fact you want to hang out with Alaric just proves how low you are.
~Sabela
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@Sabela: Shut it.
@Kailan: Uh, sure. I can clean your uniform for you.
-Alaric
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Awesome! Or at least help me with this laundry detergent thing, because it says I have to push this button and put in a half a cup of bleach but there are so many buttons on this washing machine--
Anyways.
--Kailan
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Bleach? Uh....that's for whites, you know that right? And it's the green button near the door that starts it.
-Alaric
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...Oh dear.
Uh.
Can you come over here, quick? I, uh.
This is going to be bad.
--Kailan
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How-....sure. I'll be over.
-Alaric
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The drama of laundry washing...
I know there's a manual for that thing somewhere...
-Satori C.-
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r u guise 4 srs? |:
I've been doing laundry since I was old enough to sort colors. :D
~ Gabriel
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The best of the best can't do laundry? It's a sad day.
-Danica-
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So is anyone else having any steamy, torrid Pilot/candidate liaisons that they'd like to share with the class?
Not that I believe in using candidates in that manner at all, but far be it for me to say no to a cute young thing begging to get in my panties because he's hot for teacher. Apparently he likes older women. I like his stamina and enthusiasm.
It's endearing.
- Keziah
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Oh man. Who doesn't like the candidates? Though my last fling graduated. I am trying to get little Oliver decent though
Who is it your fucking? Your own? I say share. Most of the little shits are so whiny. We should get a poll of the currently fuckable candidates.
~Sabela
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It's my candidate, Eli Griffin.
He's a little sweetheart and hardly complains. Bright, too.
- Keziah Fabel
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Is he cute? And are you sharing?
~Sabela
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The one time I come to the blog I find out who my son is dipping his dick into.
Didn't really need that information. I'm cool with it as long as you don't have any strange diseases, promise not to get pregnant and don't talk about my son like he's a slut, even if he might be. I don't want to know that last one.
- G. Griffin.
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We aren't talking about him like he's a slut, we're talking about him like he's an object.
Don't like it, don't read it.
~Sabela
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Oh, oops. Daddy's here. This is awkward.
Your son is an upstanding gentleman and I did not have sexual relations with him.
(Sabela, I do not own his penis. If he wants to branch out, he may. (: He's very cute. Dark and handsome.)
- Keziah
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And how is everybody this fine day? I hope that nobody has been too naughty lately.
-Rhosyn
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Depends. How do u define naughty?
~Sabela
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For you Sabela, just as long as no laws are broken and I don't have to sift through unsavory pictures of you in my news feed, I'll be happy.
-Rhosyn
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Well, I didn't break laws. I would avoid the news feeds if I were you though.
~Sabela
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I should probably be thankful for the warning. Unfortunately, it's very hard for me to keep current and avoid the feeds at the same time. I hope you were at least wearing underwear this time.
I may have asked this before but does anybody know if I can get a media filter on my terminal? Don't anybody suggest asking Tanith, because I already know the answer to that one.
-Rhosyn
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I can help set one up for you if you like. It's pretty easy.
-Alaric
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:heart: You'll just have to see
~Sabela
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After Sabela's oh-so-encouraging response, I'm going to be wanting that filter on about five minutes ago. You can also have some brownies for your trouble.
-Rhosyn
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8D I love brownies! I'll be there in 2!
-Alaric
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m not werin ne pants
hu wnts a peece of dis?
- Shiloh
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Sorry babe... I'm not really drunk enough yet... give me an hour.
~ Smash Cat
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I think you might be a little too fucked up to handle me bb :heart:
~Sabela
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i cn handel u ne tiem ;)
- Shiloh
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A winky face? Well, you obviously are up for the job. Put some pants on and come on over big boy.
~Sabela
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weres ur appt agin ?>
-Shiloh
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Oh. And there you go, missing your chance.
~Sabela
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D'aaaaw. :heart: ain't nothin sweeter than 2 sociopaths in [sparkle:164z7eqy]~*~*TWU WUV*~*~[/sparkle:164z7eqy][/size]
~ Gabriel
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Aw, don't be jealous Gabe. Someday, maybe someone will :heart: you.
~Sabela
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It's been quiet u guiz. :|
Tell me what's been going on in your life. I'm very interested.
~ Gabriel
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I got poisoned and shot.
Other than that, life's been pretty normal.
-Alaric
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....rough, dude. ): *hugs*
Movie date? y/n?
- Gabriel
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Y.
-Alaric
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This thing has been quiet. *teartear*
SO GUESS WAT U GUIZE. I am feeding it health potions to revive it from its KO status!
So that future generations may enjoy it.
And so that future anthropologists may one day unearth it, read it, study it, and love it for its beautiful, heart-rending social commentary. The trials! The tribulations! The struggles! THE HUMAN CONDITION! (Or non-human, to not be speciesiesiesiesist . <3)
People of the world, these are your Pilots, mang.
These are the RULERS OF DA EARTH.
These are their stories.
Read this blog and weep.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~
IN OTHER WORDS GUIZE SAY SOMETHING STOP BEING DEAD FISH U STANKY.
B|
<3
Gabriel
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Lo!
look ye yet unborn, look ye oh resplendent possibilities
'pon thoughts, 'pon words
Heroes true and valiant did tarry in days far gone
our vibrant NOW
Sing, Heroes! Wrest Truth, wrest Absolution from thy breast
Transcribe herein heart's melody
for knowledge!
for understanding!
for its own sake!!
. o 0 ~ EDENLARK
(Cross's dragon! And very proud of him!!)
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y is there a dragon all up in hurr
gtfo dragon ur drunk u don even go here
B|
-Gabriel
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Oh, a dragon! I thought only Pilots were allowed in here? When did we start letting them in here? We should totally let them all in here, it'd be fun! Totally totally fun, huh Gabe? :D
Anyway! Yes!
Life, life, life! All the life! :D We'll get this place jazzed up again, just you watch! Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiife~!
-Delia
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Thanks a lot, assholes. Now you've hurt her feelings.
-Cross
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Oh! Oh no, I didn't mean to do that! D: Come back, sweetie, I didn't mean it! We can talk and I can make you a pie and everything!
...Does Edenlark like pie?
-Delia
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Yoooo
But ok seriously what is with the radio silence up in here? Gabriel can't be the only one trying to revive this thing. I guess its my turn!!!
WAKEY WAKEY EVERYONE! Time to be active here again~
Gabriel maybe we should throw a party to get everyone back in the swing of things? ;D
That way we can later document it here for the historians... I can see it now...
"AND TIERNEY DOTH DRANK THE ENTIRE FISHBOWL BUT TWAS NOT THE SWEET LIQUOR HE HAD EXPECTED BUT AND ACTUAL HABITAT FOR FISH. AND THE CITIZENS DID REJOICE IN HIS PROWESS AS ANGELS WEPT TO BEHOLD THE SIGHT. BLESS."
Yup. Perfect. B)
-Jon
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Pilot Rheeves if you have time to do this nonsense please finish your paperwork first.
-Lufti
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WOW! Lufti you read this? I'm so touched! :')
-Jon
(but seriously Lufti can you do it you are just so much better at that I mean you just read a prime example of my writing, obviously you will do a much better job.)
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Hell.
Fukcign.
YES.
PARTY TIME PARTY PEOPLES.
LET'S DO THE THING.
But ur hostin this time jonny boy i did it last time and someone puked in my shoes (or mebbe that was Blank. gods i love that cat. please don't haet me Blanky ilu kiss kiss heart emotes don't poop in my sink kay)
~Gabriel
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YEEEEEEEEE BOIIII!
Awwwww but there are no cute cats at my place! And my apartment is smaller than yours....
Shit.
Hmmmm.
Lufti you should host! 8D
Then maybe people will actually like you!
Gabe babe, tell Lufti to host it!
-Jon <3 <3 ;D
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lufti host the thing :D
that is an official order, Pilot. *intimidating Roman face.jpg*
~Gabriel
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Oooooo scary Roman face. You better listen Lufti :|
-Jon
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You do not out rank me and cannot give me orders Pilot Tierney. And using Pilot Royal Rosales' image will not change my mind.
Jon please do not involve me in your shenanigans. Why did you invite me to this blog in the first place? How do I leave this? I do not want to receive notifications for this.
-Lufti
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baaaaaah ur no fun lufti
is that how u want to be remembered?
the NO FUN Pilot??
IS IT, LUFTI?? ??
~Gabriel
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Yes. Yes it is.
Now, how do I remove myself from this and stop receiving notifications?
-Lufti
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Can I just say how impressed I am that he hasn't been signing this as 'Pilot Echo Lufti' cause I am pretty sure he left a STICKY NOTE on my desk last month that was signed with his formal title and actual signature.
So no you can't leave, we have just started rubbing off on you and obviously you need us now more than ever. We shant abandon you in this hour of need Lufti! :'( we are here for you!
-Jon
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u cant
ur one of us now
FOREVER mwahahahaaaaaa
but srsly man lube up that analness before ya get hemorrhoids my dude <3
~Gabriel
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I respect the rank both of you hold, but on a personal level I hate both of you.
- PILOT ECHO LUFTI
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thats right sign ur full name and title THAT'LL RLY SHOW US WHAT FOR rofl
showed me my place he did. my place which is the same rank as him lololol
lufti sweetie chill homeslice <3
ill show u how to leave the blog if u host the party? :D :D :D
~PILOT ECHO GABRIEL TIERNEY
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As an empath who works closely with Lufti I can say in all confidence that he does not hate us. He is just praying you never get promoted Gabe Gabe. Lmao
-PILOT CARDINAL JON JON RHEEVES
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I am fairly certain there is no way that I can host a party. I am uncertain I could even attend one.
I expected you both to understand this. Apparently that was giving you both too much credit.
-Lufti
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Oh shit man sorry
I kinda forget that's a thing cause like we work together and you seem so normal just uptight as fucck
-Jon
Shit! No! I didn't mean you aren't normal. Fuck.
Gabe how do I edit and delete this comment? Its only letting me add to it. :(
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I suppose I could host a party if it helps. I'm not exactly sure how to throw one but if someone is willing to help with the details we can use my place.
If you want I mean.
Just trying to help.
-Ailill
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Nickname: Oberon_01
I'd like to cordially thank everyone here for reminding me why I avoid this blog.
On a completely unrelated note, does any of you here have an idea on how to remove candle wax from a conglomeration of feathers? Yes, they are my wings. No, I will not answer any questions pertaining the situation.
-PILOT ROYAL STERAK DARCHAN
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Omg Sterak was this a sex thing?? Are you into wax play??? Kinky man~
;D
-Jon
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Hello Pilot Royal Darchan,
I would suggest breaking off bigger clumps of the wax where possible and then using some mild heat application to try and melt more of it off. I have not come across a particularly helpful cleaning solution as of yet but I will keep searching and update you when I have. Hopefully this is helpful.
- Pilot Echo Lufti
*UPDATE* I have not found concrete information on a cleaning solution for your situation. There are conflicting reports on the use of mild dish soap, while it should be safe for your feathers it may not remove the wax very well. My suggestion would be to seek help from medical just to be safe.
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@Jon - I knew this assumption would be made. Hence I specifically added that I would not answer any questions pertaining the situation. But no, it was not a sex thing.
Pilot Echo Lufti, my thanks for the advice, mild heat seemed to work slowly, so I became impatient and I just burned it off completely. But regardless, thank you.
-PILOT ROYAL STERAK DARCHAN
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Omg Sterak chiiillllll!
Like don't light yourself on fire man. Not cool.
And why is everyone pulling rank in here?!
Gabriel tell them to chill :|
-Jon
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As you know, I'm a legitimate demon. The only thing that would happen if I'm lit on fire is that my clothes burn.
I'm not pulling rank here either, I'm just following the regulations and guidelines presented to me when I signed up for this forum. I trust you read them aswell?
-PILOT ROYAL STERAK DARCHAN
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Omggggggggggooooog
That does not apply to this blog Sterak! this is off duty fun times yaaaaay!
Don't pull rank NOW! Don't be a Lufti!
And don't pull that I'm a demon I can't burn stuff I'm still going to worry. Its not something I can turn off. :/
Ailill you are like mostly demon right??? You tell him!
-Jon
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Omg u guize slow ur rolls bros.
Like this is a casual safe space
.
Kinda safe space.
Point is just use ur name or a screen name or whatevs.
ALSO NO SEX TALK KEEP IT CLEAN GOSH GUYS THERE'S CHILDREN
~Gabriel
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Bro... What children???
-Jon
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You're all children.
~Gabriel
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Then so are you! :P
-Jon
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And this is where I decide not to comment further and just watch everything with both disdain and amusement.
-PILOT ROYAL STERAK DARCHAN
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So that's a no to me hosting the party?
It's fine.
-Ailill