Hey hey heyyy. How you doing?
Listen, I have an excellent idea. Ham berries. Genetically engineer berry bushes to make hames.
Hams*
Imagine it, just twig upon twig laid heavy with the voluptuous weight of juicy, salted hames.
Hams****. ffs
Anywayy, if the bush thing doesn't work out maybe I can find us a couple a substitute hames wink wink wink. Get a little more nibble action on. Y a get me.
I'm really leaning into the food innuendos tonight seriously man hot dogs are so so so good. Woop.
Anywayy, you should totally join me for that next bubble bath and bourbon adventure. wink wonk
wink*
Niiiiiight<33