A superhero and a cop walk into a bar...

[Rhi-Rhi]

Shiloh froze in mid-bite, the food piled up on his fork plopping back down to his plate. Blinking, he gave a quick scan of apartment. Pet? He hadn't seen any animals. Maybe it was small...like a gerbil or a goldfish...

He had been about to ask when Christian continued, and Shiloh felt his face flush red as he whirled back to face him. Fuck!

"I was drunk," he snapped, dropping his fork to his plate.

[Anonymous]

"Ah. Yes. And that doesn't count, correct?" Ah Shiloh. So simple and stupid. This was already looking like it would be a blast. He took another long drink of coffee. His head still throbbed, but that should go away soon.

"Well, when you come over tomorrow night, I expect you sober. Drunk sex is just too messy."

[Rhi-Rhi]

"When I--wha?" Shiloh's head ached. Last night was a little fuzzy though he could remember most of the good bits, but it was the little details that were vague. Had he made plans to visit Christian again? Shit.

"Wha makes ya think this's happenin' again?" he demanded.

[Anonymous]

"Because I want to fuck you again. It was fun." Christian grinned, flicking his eyes over Shiloh. He kept ending up in bed with men, which was just too bad. He liked woman so much better. But the dumb ones were the best, "I am your superior."

True, he couldn't order Shiloh to fuck him, but, well, if he was lucky, he wouldn't realize that.

[Rhi-Rhi]

"Uh." Shiloh froze, eyes going wide. There was no contesting that. Christian was his superior. But could he...? Yeah, sure, what he could remember of the sex was great, but he'd been drunk and he was no fag. When he got up this morning, he hadn't been planning on a repeat, and certainly not sober. It was one thing with Finaa, but with a real dude?

But here Christian was, pulling the rank card...

Fuck.

"Uh...yeah. Yeah, y'are..." he cautiously agreed.

[Anonymous]

"So what's the problem?" Christian watched Shiloh, sipping his coffee and waiting for his headache to fade a little more. "Besides, it's not gay, if that's what your worried about. It doesn't count when," Christian racked his brain, trying to come up with a reason, "unless I come inside you."

[Rhi-Rhi]

Shiloh stared at Christian, mouth still agape. Really? Fuck, all his memories of last night were so hazy except for flashes here and there. "...Didja?"

[Anonymous]

"Last night? I'm sure. But you were drunk, so that doesn't count, right?" Christian grinned, enjoying his little game with Shiloh. The poor thing was just so stupid and needy. He want to believe so badly. And that meant Christian was going to have lots and lots of fun with him.

[Rhi-Rhi]

"No...no, tha' don't count," he agreed hesitantly, but he still felt cornered, trapped, and he wasn't sure how to get out of it. Christian had already averted all his attempts at escape--before he'd even made the attempt.

[Anonymous]

"So that means we can fuck again." Christian grinned, reaching forward to slid a hand up Shiloh's neck, "I can take you hard and hot and I just make sure to pull out and it wont count."

[Rhi-Rhi]

Shiloh shivered at the touch and, with an irritated sound, swatted at Christian's hand. He glared down at his half-eaten eggs. "Ain't normally into it," he grumbled. "I ain't no fag. S'long as it don't count..."

[Anonymous]

"Oh, yes. Of course. Not a fag at all." Christian just grinned, "Now just relax. Is a night of amazing sex so bad?"

[Rhi-Rhi]

"Never said it was bad," Shiloh grumbled, increasingly uncomfortable. He pushed his plate away and rose to his feet. "I better get goin' now."

[Anonymous]

"Alright. I'll see you later then." Christian grinned, savoring Shiloh's desperate discomfort. Such a simple, easy toy.

[Rhi-Rhi]

Shiloh lingered long enough to make sure he had everything--and to check that his clothes were on properly, adjusting the cop shirt. Ugh, he really didn't want to be seen wandering out of Christian's apartment with his rumpled costume still on but didn't really have much of a choice.

He glanced back at Christian one last time before he fled out into the hall, the see you later still echoing in his head.

Fuck.