Author Topic: The wish game! (Read 13390 times)

Anonymous · « **Reply #80 on:** October 07, 2007, 06:42:20 pm »

Granted! The women stop bitching about unrealistic of them. Unfotionitly they start bitch about all the unrealistic images of men and soon all the toys of wreslters are changed to appear realistic and thus their sales plummet and wrestling loses massive money and try to get more viewers by making even worse wanky storylines for their shows.

I wish I could focus better and finish writing a story.

Anonymous · « **Reply #81 on:** October 07, 2007, 07:17:29 pm »

Granted! Unfortunately, you don't make a lot of money on it. And you don't know what to write next.

I wish I could be a pirate...yar...

Anonymous · « **Reply #82 on:** October 07, 2007, 07:31:42 pm »

Yar! A bunch of ninjas blow up your ship! You drown!

I wish I could patent a multi-million dollar idea.

Anonymous · « **Reply #83 on:** October 08, 2007, 02:47:30 am »

granted! anything with ninja's in it is worth multi millions

I wish to understand why shizzy is so crazy aside from her rantings and ravings about burgers

Anonymous · « **Reply #84 on:** October 09, 2007, 03:28:51 pm »

Congrats! You acheive total understanding of Shizzy's insanity. Unfortunately, once you reach that understanding you go insane yourself and to keep from being hauled off the funny farm you get a job as an Elder God's human biatch.

I wish to steal my gimail's spam bat.

Anonymous · « **Reply #85 on:** October 09, 2007, 05:00:46 pm »

You and the spam bat run off happily into the sunset...pursued by angry sopam, selling you viagra, steriods, and sex.

I wish for a more efficient source of power by the year 2020 (its practical ^^)

Anonymous · « **Reply #86 on:** October 13, 2007, 09:53:17 pm »

Granted, but the government refuses to use it, saying that it's too expensive.

I wish I could meet the Lost Boys (from the movie, The Lost Boys.)

Anonymous · « **Reply #87 on:** March 04, 2008, 09:45:48 pm »

Granted, but they all jump on you and drink your blood.

I wish that my dogs could speak English...

Anonymous · « **Reply #88 on:** March 05, 2008, 06:21:33 am »

Granted, but they all run around saying "Bark, woof and growl"

I wish the laundry would do itself

Anonymous · « **Reply #89 on:** March 05, 2008, 11:49:37 am »

Granted, but afterwards it gets all sweaty and smelly again.

I wish that I wasn't so indecisive.

Anonymous · « **Reply #90 on:** March 10, 2008, 10:45:06 pm »

Granted, but you become so decisive that you never think things through and end up getting arrested for running naked through Wal-Mart.

I wish that spring break was here...

Anonymous · « **Reply #91 on:** April 05, 2008, 06:47:02 pm »

It is now the last day of spring break! You were comatose the whole time.

I wish I could create a virtual reality internet like the one on futurama.

Anonymous · « **Reply #92 on:** April 07, 2008, 03:44:06 pm »

Granted! But You Get Lost In It and Never Come Out!

I Wish...My notebook's spine wasn't broken!

Anonymous · « **Reply #93 on:** April 24, 2008, 11:11:00 am »

Presto! Your notebook's spin is no longer broken, however shortly afterwards it is stolen by a short elf with a mustache and dressed in green spandex.

I wish I had a car like Speed Racer's ^^.

Anonymous · « **Reply #94 on:** April 24, 2008, 08:50:19 pm »

Granted, but you crash into a tree and die

I wish I was a hydromancer!

Anonymous · « **Reply #95 on:** April 26, 2008, 12:58:21 pm »

Granted!

Unfortunately you get trapped in the game, World of Warcraft and you are farmed for eternity by oogly alliance.

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I wish my ear would stop itching

Anonymous · « **Reply #96 on:** April 27, 2008, 12:01:07 am »

Granted! You now have no ear to itch.

How do hydromancers have anythign to do with WoW?
I wish had had magical powers

Anonymous · « **Reply #97 on:** April 27, 2008, 03:11:13 am »

o.O

There are a few! mostly bosses, however.

Granted! Unfortunately they come about in a public place and you're incarcerated by the Government for your trouble.

Anonymous · « **Reply #98 on:** May 01, 2008, 11:44:38 pm »

Your every wish is granted, only now the world is so weird that it nolonger works properly. It spontaneously combusts and its all your fault.

I wish people posted more often.

Anonymous · « **Reply #99 on:** May 02, 2008, 10:42:15 am »

Granted, but they all become spammers.

I wish that it would rain cream soda.

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