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COMMUNITY => General Discussion => Games => Topic started by: Anonymous on June 10, 2008, 05:08:02 pm
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Vending Machine!
Post by:
Anonymous
on
June 10, 2008, 05:08:02 pm
Props to Hennjo on SotE for this.
This is really fun on SotE! So I thought that maybe everyone would like it over here too!
It's real easy. The first person inserts something and the next person says what they get but it must be related to the first one. For instance:
Person #1: I insert a pirate.
Person #2: You get Peter Pan!
I'll go first, I insert a ninja!
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Re: Vending Machine!
Post by:
Anonymous
on
June 10, 2008, 07:45:42 pm
Out of the vending machine pops a pirate. Hey, what did you expect?
I insert a slice of pie.
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Anonymous
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June 11, 2008, 01:11:29 am
You get your hand bitten off
I insert a dolly
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Post by:
Anonymous
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June 11, 2008, 07:11:50 pm
You get Claudia the blood-sucking vampire! Mmmmmm!
I insert...a monk!
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Post by:
Anonymous
on
June 12, 2008, 11:53:52 am
You get hereditary baldness.
I insert slippers!
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Post by:
Anonymous
on
June 12, 2008, 06:58:27 pm
Hehe your Avatar makes me giggle.
You get a bunny!
I insert a coyote.
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Post by:
Anonymous
on
June 13, 2008, 06:07:33 pm
You get a lit stick of dynamite. D:
I insert a meat cleaver.
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Post by:
Anonymous
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June 13, 2008, 06:24:10 pm
You get your hand chopped off while inserting it. DX! Honoes
I put in a live chicken.
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Post by:
Anonymous
on
June 13, 2008, 08:10:18 pm
You get Salmonella.
I put in a poodle.
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Post by:
Anonymous
on
June 13, 2008, 11:35:45 pm
You get a pet Venderdoodle. It's a mini vender with lots of curly hair, an annoying bark and it shoots out pop when it barks and it has little legs.
I put in a dragon.
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Post by:
Anonymous
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June 13, 2008, 11:39:06 pm
You get toesies to clean.
I put in a Seiteki
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Post by:
Anonymous
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June 13, 2008, 11:41:19 pm
You get Marshal kicked in the head.
I put in Ao Gaung.
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Post by:
Anonymous
on
June 13, 2008, 11:43:32 pm
You get death on a stick.
I put in a feather.
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Anonymous
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June 13, 2008, 11:46:22 pm
You get a pillow.
I put in a Candidate!
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Post by:
Anonymous
on
June 13, 2008, 11:49:12 pm
You get sadism 8D
I put in an IF fangirl
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Post by:
Anonymous
on
June 13, 2008, 11:50:14 pm
You get Gabriel! <3 Yay!
I put in a dollar.
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Post by:
Anonymous
on
June 13, 2008, 11:52:20 pm
You get your canadian dollar back, as the machine rejects it.
I put in two dollars, Australian ones.
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Post by:
Anonymous
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June 14, 2008, 09:04:58 pm
You get two Fosters :D
I insert a Green Apple!
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Post by:
Anonymous
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June 15, 2008, 10:19:01 pm
You recieve a glass of Granny Smith's Apple Juice.
I insert two muffins!
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Post by:
Anonymous
on
June 15, 2008, 10:28:32 pm
You get a Kitsy.
I put in a genie.
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Post by:
Rhi-Rhi
on
June 16, 2008, 12:48:16 am
You get Demaht!
I put in a J-rocker...
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Re: Vending Machine!
Post by:
Anonymous
on
June 16, 2008, 12:53:52 am
Oh Rhi why?!
You get Rain? There's a dood named that right? *shrug*
I insert some pie!
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Post by:
Anonymous
on
June 16, 2008, 10:43:06 am
You get an empty plate!
I insert a spoon...
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Post by:
Anonymous
on
June 16, 2008, 11:34:31 am
You get forked!
>>
<<
I insert another vending machine...
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Anonymous
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June 16, 2008, 12:31:15 pm
You get a box with a parallel universe in it! Made of only vending machines and vending machine people!
I insert a Fox!
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Post by:
Anonymous
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June 16, 2008, 12:35:57 pm
You get a coat! =D!!
I put in.... hmm... A glass of Orange Juice
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Post by:
Anonymous
on
June 16, 2008, 01:07:31 pm
You get an empty glass!
I insert Mr. Potato Head's left ear.
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Post by:
Anonymous
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June 17, 2008, 01:53:08 am
You recieve Mr. Potato heads "Angry Eyes"!
I insert a passport!
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Post by:
Anonymous
on
June 17, 2008, 02:11:56 am
YOU GET POO! BECAUSE YOU DO NOT POST AND ARE MADE OF POO! THAT'S RELEVANT DAMNIT! ><
I put in a bottle of love and happiness <3
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Re: Vending Machine!
Post by:
Anonymous
on
June 17, 2008, 09:07:15 am
The vending machine gives you everything it has, for fear of another capslock outburst.
I insert...my soul!
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Post by:
Anonymous
on
June 17, 2008, 04:21:54 pm
You get me loving you...because of that icon. <3 Fantastic.
I insert a mushroom!
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Post by:
Anonymous
on
June 17, 2008, 10:45:00 pm
You get Mario and Luigi and several hours of gamer jokes.
I insert a pipe (http://http://media.threadless.com//product/543/zoom.gif).
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Post by:
Anonymous
on
June 18, 2008, 12:24:55 pm
You get Tails from Sonic The Hedgehog.
I put in ... hmm... Kuja.
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Post by:
Anonymous
on
June 19, 2008, 12:25:20 am
You recieve a sweaty man-thong of whining.
I insert the Network.
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Post by:
Anonymous
on
June 19, 2008, 01:26:25 am
You get Fala!
I put in the moon.
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Post by:
Anonymous
on
June 19, 2008, 01:50:41 am
You get a werewolf Yay!
I insert a vampire.
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Post by:
Anonymous
on
June 19, 2008, 01:54:21 am
You get Mae! 8D
I put in, a fairy.
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Post by:
Anonymous
on
June 19, 2008, 02:28:27 am
You get yourself! 8D!
I insert a werewolf
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Post by:
Anonymous
on
June 19, 2008, 02:40:06 am
You get a Riker, for smexin up the Seiteki! 8D
I put in, crust!
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Post by:
Anonymous
on
June 19, 2008, 07:58:00 pm
You get a sandwich with no crust!
I insert a burger.
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Post by:
Anonymous
on
June 19, 2008, 08:10:44 pm
You get "I Make Hamburgers" - The Whitlams
I put in email spam
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Post by:
Anonymous
on
June 19, 2008, 08:26:40 pm
You get an erectile dysfunction ad! Mwaha.
I insert a dragon. ^_^
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Post by:
Anonymous
on
June 19, 2008, 08:31:58 pm
You get used as a condom 8D
I put in...a condom!
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Post by:
Anonymous
on
June 19, 2008, 08:54:36 pm
You get...one of those weird pigs from the Trojan commercials.
I insert a bottle of water.
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Post by:
Anonymous
on
June 19, 2008, 09:02:22 pm
You get an empty bottle, the water having been donated to Australia.
I put in a crisis.
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Post by:
Anonymous
on
June 19, 2008, 10:07:31 pm
You get a Pie-lot in Teinar!
I insert a zombie.
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Post by:
Anonymous
on
December 08, 2008, 12:21:12 am
You get a "Thank You! You have saved a total of 108 brains today!" card
I put in a a tap-dancing elk.
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Re: Vending Machine!
Post by:
Anonymous
on
December 09, 2008, 01:13:17 pm
You get a river dancing Mountey...Mountie? *shrug*
I insert a bass drum.
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Post by:
Anonymous
on
December 10, 2008, 12:03:23 am
You get a 12 inch pianist (Say that out really loud - remember how pianist is pronounced XP)
I insert a wholly mammoth
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Re: Vending Machine!
Post by:
Anonymous
on
December 11, 2008, 05:19:17 pm
That sounds painful or really cute, not sure which.
You get a caveman trying to eat your brains.
I insert computer mouse.
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Post by:
Anonymous
on
December 21, 2008, 01:01:37 am
You get the grim squeaker.
I insert an atrium.
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Post by:
Anonymous
on
December 21, 2008, 10:44:43 am
You get Prince!
I insert Kevin Smith.
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Post by:
Anonymous
on
December 23, 2008, 07:15:28 pm
You get 'fifteen bucks, little man'!
I insert a medical non-rebreather.
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Post by:
Anonymous
on
January 09, 2009, 06:14:31 am
You get a breathing mask.
I insert a sequin gown.
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Post by:
Anonymous
on
January 09, 2009, 12:20:05 pm
You get Cinderella!
I insert Lil Red riding Hood.
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Post by:
Anonymous
on
January 10, 2009, 01:19:39 pm
You get a big bad wolf. Shoulda seen
that
coming...
I insert a cute plush fox.
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Post by:
Anonymous
on
January 10, 2009, 03:30:59 pm
You get a mutant kyuubi.
I insert a Trogdor.
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Post by:
Anonymous
on
January 11, 2009, 08:20:55 am
You get a mutant dragon.
I insert the SotE banner
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Post by:
Anonymous
on
January 12, 2009, 08:42:03 pm
You get Jimmy Hoffa in a can.
I insert two balloons and a banana.
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Post by:
Anonymous
on
January 13, 2009, 05:14:43 pm
You get two quarters and a pen.
I insert a zombie.
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Post by:
Anonymous
on
January 14, 2009, 07:21:09 pm
You get a nibbled-on brain.
I insert the Force.
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Post by:
Anonymous
on
January 18, 2009, 01:51:00 pm
You get a little Yoda who is always bugging you.
I insert Darth Vader.
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Post by:
Anonymous
on
January 20, 2009, 07:25:36 am
You get Luke Skywalker's Y chromosome.
I insert a RotE Storymaster badge.
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Post by:
Anonymous
on
January 20, 2009, 08:36:46 am
Ooo she flaps now!
Ahem, distracted. Aaaaanyway.
You get a sexy Rina zombie and an evil flesh eating Incen added together.
I insert a zombie pin up poster. ^_^
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Post by:
Anonymous
on
January 20, 2009, 08:56:59 am
Ya, innit awesome!
You get the pin-up girl/boy all to yourself.
I insert the Rincen I got last time.
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Post by:
Anonymous
on
January 21, 2009, 02:41:19 pm
You get Lynn and Nika eating your face.
I insert a scorpion.
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Post by:
Anonymous
on
January 21, 2009, 03:36:57 pm
You get a scorpion eating King of the Underworld!
I insert The Romanshroom.
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Post by:
Anonymous
on
January 22, 2009, 11:36:56 am
You get one heck of a trip involving sledgehammers and fantasies and Gabe in toe socks.
I insert Danica =D
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Post by:
Anonymous
on
February 06, 2009, 03:06:29 am
You get an angry dragon.
I insert Mara's guitar and glockenspiel.
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Post by:
Anonymous
on
February 07, 2009, 10:55:27 am
You get a bunch of grumpy Pie-lots o_o
I insert a hot dog.
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Post by:
Anonymous
on
February 07, 2009, 06:06:03 pm
You get a sexy dalmatian.
I insert space-time.
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Post by:
Anonymous
on
February 08, 2009, 02:01:57 pm
You get Bill and Ted.
I insert Keanu Reeves
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Post by:
GIR
on
June 01, 2011, 02:14:41 pm
You get a movie.
I insert half a peanut-butter sandwich.
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Post by:
Anonymous
on
June 05, 2011, 04:37:20 pm
You get American Pie.
I insert my cherokee heritage...
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Post by:
GIR
on
June 05, 2011, 05:33:53 pm
You got: Native American Book of Legends
I put in a Banana!
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Post by:
Anonymous
on
June 05, 2011, 05:57:36 pm
You get a banana creme pie in the face
I insert Stewie's map of europe
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Post by:
GIR
on
June 06, 2011, 10:17:12 am
You get the Tour de France.
I insert a Megabuster.
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Post by:
Anonymous
on
June 18, 2011, 10:28:44 am
You get the Myth Busters.
I insert a garter.
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Post by:
GIR
on
June 19, 2011, 08:07:11 am
You get Panty and Stocking.
I insert a potato.
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Post by:
Anonymous
on
June 19, 2011, 04:06:28 pm
You would get french fries... but i eated them...
I insert molecular biology.
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Post by:
GIR
on
June 20, 2011, 05:19:53 am
You got... some unidentifiable mess of random food molecules thrown together?
I insert Soviet Russia!
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Post by:
Anonymous
on
June 20, 2011, 05:24:48 pm
You get that song... USSR
I insert a "best of the 80s" CD
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Post by:
GIR
on
June 21, 2011, 09:28:22 am
You get hatless men.
I insert a shotgun and a mask of a face.
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Post by:
Aria
on
June 21, 2011, 05:26:15 pm
You get a serial killer.
I insert a rainbow.
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Post by:
Anonymous
on
June 21, 2011, 07:32:51 pm
You get a butterfly that poops skittles : )
I insert a butterfinger (crosses fingers that I get TWO BUTTERFINGERS[!!!] back)
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Post by:
Anonymous
on
June 21, 2011, 08:17:11 pm
You get sexual favors.
I insert a pill.
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Post by:
GIR
on
June 22, 2011, 05:11:03 am
You get the Matrix. (was the pill red or blue?)
I insert a coin.
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Post by:
Anonymous
on
June 22, 2011, 05:12:00 pm
You get a tail. Yes just a tail.
I insert facebook.
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Post by:
GIR
on
June 28, 2011, 11:06:45 am
You get a status update.
I insert Halo 3.
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Post by:
Aria
on
June 28, 2011, 11:25:02 am
You get an alien life form that will soon attempt to destroy Earth.
I insert a portal gun.
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Post by:
GIR
on
June 28, 2011, 11:48:33 am
You get Wheatley.
I insert a potato.
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Post by:
Aria
on
June 28, 2011, 06:19:36 pm
You get a pissed off GLaDOS potato battery.
I insert lemons.
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Post by:
GIR
on
June 29, 2011, 05:01:35 am
You get incindiary lemons.
I insert a copy of Hamlet.
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Post by:
Anonymous
on
June 29, 2011, 05:52:18 am
You get a small pig.
I insert a diamond.
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Post by:
Anonymous
on
June 30, 2011, 06:34:18 pm
you get carbon, aka coal dust :P
I insert a barbeque (bar-b-q)
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Post by:
GIR
on
July 01, 2011, 11:52:35 am
You get a watermelon.
I insert 1 yen.
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Post by:
Anonymous
on
July 01, 2011, 04:33:41 pm
You get disappointment--vending machines don't take 1 yen coins...
I insert my jacket?
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Post by:
GIR
on
July 01, 2011, 04:44:00 pm
You get snow.
I insert a nine-ball. (PLEASE someone get the joke...)
(And they take sandwiches and jackets?)
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Re: Vending Machine!
Post by:
Anonymous
on
July 21, 2011, 11:43:40 pm
(not getting the joke lol)
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Re: Vending Machine!
Post by:
Anonymous
on
August 14, 2011, 10:17:27 pm
You get an 8ball... but not meant for a pool table... lol
I insert a poodle(nasty smelly things :P)
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Re: Vending Machine!
Post by:
GIR
on
March 20, 2013, 07:24:07 am
You get France. All of it.
I insert a Battlechip.
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Post by:
Aeyt
on
February 13, 2014, 05:18:55 am
You get Roll
I insert The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. Not the novel but the guide from the novel.
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Post by:
GIR
on
February 13, 2014, 02:22:12 pm
You get 42 towels.
I insert a half-eaten cookie and a dirty sock.
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Post by:
Aeyt
on
February 14, 2014, 06:51:40 pm
you get Dobby the free elf. look he's eating the cookie.
I put in 3 blind mice
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Post by:
Gary Dex
on
February 20, 2014, 12:40:44 pm
You get "Pride and Prejudice" by Jane Austen.
I put in Aeyt.
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Post by:
GIR
on
February 21, 2014, 08:53:13 am
You get nine.
I insert a dime.
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Post by:
Aeyt
on
February 25, 2014, 02:46:29 pm
you got Franklin D Roosevelt. He's pissed that he's only worth 10 cents (at least he's not on the penny, the only brown coin...)
I insert a rock lobster
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Donkey Ridin
on
March 03, 2014, 06:00:10 pm
You get Peter Griffon
I insert a murderous crow
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Post by:
Aeyt
on
March 04, 2014, 11:42:52 pm
You get 'An Exaltation of Larks' by James Lipton.
What do I put in you ask? The Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, The Universe, and Everything.
42
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Post by:
Donkey Ridin
on
March 08, 2014, 06:44:51 pm
You get Jackie Robinson
I put in Al Gore
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Post by:
Aeyt
on
March 08, 2014, 07:37:11 pm
you get the internet.
I put in a bowl of petunias
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Clever-fox
on
March 16, 2014, 07:14:27 am
You get shredded flowers.
I put in the Infinite Improbability Drive.
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Post by:
Donkey Ridin
on
March 16, 2014, 09:43:04 am
You get HitchHiker's guide to the Galaxy
I insert a Valvrave
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Post by:
Aeyt
on
March 16, 2014, 01:22:35 pm
You get Liberated
I insert a Star Fruit
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Post by:
GIR
on
September 24, 2015, 03:23:37 pm
You get a promissory note for an intertwined destiny with the person you love most.
I insert an F-35.
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Post by:
Clever-fox
on
October 11, 2015, 07:02:09 am
You get the X-Wing fighter.
I insert a gryphon.
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Post by:
GIR
on
October 11, 2015, 07:47:20 am
You get a Grey Warden.
I insert a dwarf.
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Post by:
Lion
on
October 11, 2015, 11:20:06 am
You start growing an epic beard.
I insert an axe.
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Post by:
GIR
on
October 11, 2015, 11:33:29 am
You get a stack of logs.
I insert 10 emeralds.
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Post by:
Lion
on
October 11, 2015, 12:01:57 pm
You get a winning lottery ticket for 5 Emeralds.
I insert a stolen wallet.
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Post by:
GIR
on
October 11, 2015, 12:17:07 pm
You get Batman glaring at you.
I insert a robin.
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Post by:
WinterWorks
on
October 31, 2015, 08:33:29 pm
You get the blood of your enemies
I insert Shia Labeouf
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Post by:
GIR
on
November 01, 2015, 10:19:19 am
You get holes.
I insert coin.
Title:
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Post by:
WinterWorks
on
November 02, 2015, 11:27:39 am
Abe Lincoln jumps out of the machine at you.
I insert an old ham.
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Post by:
GIR
on
November 02, 2015, 12:44:34 pm
You get Jim Morales.
I insert Odd Della-Robbia
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