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Anonymous · « **Reply #1720 on:** April 13, 2010, 02:32:44 pm »

That's true. Everyone starts over sharing or Sabela talks about fetuses.

-Alaric

Anonymous · « **Reply #1721 on:** April 15, 2010, 08:57:56 am »

And nobody wants that.

-Danica

Rhi-Rhi · « **Reply #1722 on:** April 15, 2010, 06:27:44 pm »

Don't remind me... :roll:

~ Gabriel

Anonymous · « **Reply #1723 on:** April 15, 2010, 06:32:03 pm »

Aw Gabe. But it's so fun to watch you squirm :heart:

~Sabela

Rhi-Rhi · « **Reply #1724 on:** April 16, 2010, 05:10:01 pm »

do i turn u on bb :?: :mrgreen: :heart: :oops: :wink:

~ Gabriel

Anonymous · « **Reply #1725 on:** April 17, 2010, 12:12:34 am »

bb? What is bb?

And no Gabe. Not now, not ever. I like /attractive/ people.

~Sabela

Anonymous · « **Reply #1726 on:** May 19, 2010, 05:27:06 pm »

Oh, [strike:3424wd2c]shit[/strike:3424wd2c]. Holy crap. This [strike:3424wd2c]is[/strike:3424wd2c] was my last clean uniform. Crap. Housekeeping says I can't get anymore for another month 'cause I was running up laundry and repair bills.

...Does anyone know how to get blood out of the uniform? Like, as quickly as possible? Because I have a meeting to get to tomorrow and if my old mentor sees me like this [strike:3424wd2c]I might possibly get dangled off the edge of a building by my ankles. Again.[/strike:3424wd2c]

I am willing to pay in candy and free movie/dinner nights, I swear in the name of sausages.

--Kailan

Anonymous · « **Reply #1727 on:** May 20, 2010, 01:08:32 am »

How sad are you? Are you just....desperately hoping we shall feel some awe that you always get blood everywhere? Because that's what I'm getting here.

Really, your best bet is to learn how to not let people to get close enough to get blood on you :heart: That's what competent Pilots do.

Also, fun fact moron, we can wear regular clothes. So wear your street clothes when meeting your mentor. Who obviously failed at teaching you anything. I think you needed to spend more time as a candidate.

Love and kisses!

~Sabela

Anonymous · « **Reply #1728 on:** May 20, 2010, 01:10:01 am »

Um, well, cold water helps. Don't use hot or you'll set the stain. And blot it, don't rub.

-Alaric

Anonymous · « **Reply #1729 on:** May 20, 2010, 12:12:19 pm »

Ouch, Sabela. You're like this little bundle of joy, love and low-grade wit. I like you.

Thanks, Alaric! You're a sweetie-pie. Wanna hang out sometime?

--Kailan

Anonymous · « **Reply #1730 on:** May 20, 2010, 12:22:02 pm »

Fascinating. I find you a sad, trying to hard bundle of annoying :heart:

And the fact you want to hang out with Alaric just proves how low you are.

~Sabela

Anonymous · « **Reply #1731 on:** May 20, 2010, 12:23:06 pm »

@Sabela: Shut it.

@Kailan: Uh, sure. I can clean your uniform for you.

-Alaric

Anonymous · « **Reply #1732 on:** June 09, 2010, 06:07:16 pm »

Awesome! Or at least help me with this laundry detergent thing, because it says I have to push this button and put in a half a cup of bleach but there are so many buttons on this washing machine--
Anyways.

--Kailan

Anonymous · « **Reply #1733 on:** June 09, 2010, 10:51:31 pm »

Bleach? Uh....that's for whites, you know that right? And it's the green button near the door that starts it.

-Alaric

Anonymous · « **Reply #1734 on:** June 10, 2010, 06:05:12 am »

...Oh dear.

Uh.

Can you come over here, quick? I, uh.

This is going to be bad.

--Kailan

Anonymous · « **Reply #1735 on:** June 10, 2010, 09:52:24 am »

How-....sure. I'll be over.

-Alaric

Anonymous · « **Reply #1736 on:** June 22, 2010, 10:22:08 am »

The drama of laundry washing...
I know there's a manual for that thing somewhere...

-Satori C.-

Rhi-Rhi · « **Reply #1737 on:** June 22, 2010, 03:10:49 pm »

r u guise 4 srs? |:

I've been doing laundry since I was old enough to sort colors.

~ Gabriel

Anonymous · « **Reply #1738 on:** June 25, 2010, 12:34:48 pm »

The best of the best can't do laundry? It's a sad day.

-Danica-

Rhi-Rhi · « **Reply #1739 on:** December 18, 2010, 03:16:43 pm »

So is anyone else having any steamy, torrid Pilot/candidate liaisons that they'd like to share with the class?

Not that I believe in using candidates in that manner at all, but far be it for me to say no to a cute young thing begging to get in my panties because he's hot for teacher. Apparently he likes older women. I like his stamina and enthusiasm.

It's endearing.

- Keziah

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