Author Topic: Vaughan Liik (Read 2817 times)

Anonymous · « **on:** June 06, 2008, 09:20:06 pm »

So, since I have no one to pour my woes into, I've decided to do the unthinkable.

Blog.

Honoez.

... What do I do now? Rant? Rave? Write hot steamy sex? Oh baby, baby, do it again. A little higher, no! Wait! A little lower. Mmmm, yeeaaaaah.

I think I just molested my keyboard. Well, not my keyboard, but a keyboard. Poor thing, at least I'm purty-ful? Maybe it won't feel so bad about being molested by an ex-Supa Sta'.

Ha.

Purty-Ful.

...No, seriously, how do you blog? Stare at the screen and blink and think of funny things to say? Hahaha? Mwahahaha? Bwahahaha? Fufufufu? EnterEvilLaughHere? Nyehkukuku?

That last one sounds like a dying bird, scratch that for evil laughing. Huh. Well, hello Blog, I'm Vaughan. IF's ex-lead singer, I suppose. Maaaaaan, that suuuuuuuuuux. With an x. Because the other suckin' ain't so bad. Hint wink wink hint hint hint. lulz. I'm so funny. If you don't agree you can go sit on a stick, or pull the one you sat on already outta yer butt. I bet it's itchy. You shouldn't put sticks there.

Yes, I'm talking to you.

Jerk.

So, there I am singing away on stage, and I see a Gods Be Damned Pilot and since I know I'm telepathic I think I swore. Anyway, after the gig I'm chillin' backstage and there's that G.B.D.P, mentions something about his name, I think it started with a G. Said something really really flattering, I'd remember but I'm still über grumpy, and then all but booted me here.

Mah Lif z ova.

I swrz.

Aaaaaaand, yes. I think I've raped the keys long enough, my Common Speech, well... Typing I suppose must be making the Keyboard Gods of Keyboarding sob like Wee Little' Babehs. Remind me not to have sex and get girls pregnant, Blog, you're the only person I can count on now. srsly, yo. Geeze, a day or so in this place and I'm already talking to inanimate objects, maybe I could muster up some telekineses and throw my voice and get a book to talk to me.

Hey, that's actually a neat idea. I should try it.

- Vaughan L.

Anonymous · « **Reply #1 on:** June 06, 2008, 09:27:23 pm »

Oh

My

Fucking

Gawd.

Vaughan. I love you. Indigenous Fairy is like...the best band ever. You're a candidate? I'm a candidate! Maybe we can hang out? We can talk about you.

Uh....yeah.

~ Chica Characa <3

Anonymous · « **Reply #2 on:** June 06, 2008, 09:33:02 pm »

Heeeey, low on the cussin' Madam.

Cussing is bad for the soul.

It creates black spots.

Black Spots on Thine Soul Ish Made for Bad Ju-Ju Vibes, yes yes?

... Think they put drugs in the water? :

Anyway, I'm pleased you've heard of me. <3 And as pleased as can be to be serving my country, I've heard no good things about being a candidate.

Talk... About me? Well, that's just funny I love talking about me!

No, not really.

How about we meet up and think of brilliant plants of es-cap-é-ing.

I'm also kidding.

So... I guess I can talk to people on this then, hmm? That's good. I think. Screw you people and not wanting to read my rants. If I wanna rant about one of you hardasses you better read it and LAUGH.

LAUGH.

......Nyehkukukuku.

......Sorry.

ANYWAY. Lovely to ... meet you? Chica.

I'm going to stop typing now.

- Vaughan L.

Anonymous · « **Reply #3 on:** June 06, 2008, 09:37:42 pm »

Um....right. Ok. Sure.

You're really funny Vaughan.

~ Chica

Anonymous · « **Reply #4 on:** June 06, 2008, 09:40:16 pm »

Oh...

I'm sorry?

Are you okay?

Are you being RAPED!?

It's okay to tell me if you've been raped. ;_;

I heard rumours that there's some Greek fellow who loves raping candidates.

You should watch out for it.

Hide your bum.

- Vaughan L.

Anonymous · « **Reply #5 on:** June 06, 2008, 09:54:27 pm »

I'm fine. Thank you! 8D

No rear entry for me, my bum is safe.

Omg I can't beleive I just said that....where's a delete key....why am I typing what I'm thinking....WHY IS THERE NO DELETE BUTTON??

Anonymous · « **Reply #6 on:** June 06, 2008, 09:55:32 pm »

Um...I hit post...I didn't mean to. Ignore that.

~Chica

Anonymous · « **Reply #7 on:** June 06, 2008, 10:00:50 pm »

Damn.

No backdoor?

Do you have an extra set of keys for meeeeeeeee?

Too bad. It's a comment on my blog.

I totally have to comment on your commenting my comment to which I've commented on before.

Lulz.

Chica.

What are you? I heard there's a gorgon here. I only know one, but he's not a candidate. No Speshul mind powas for him.

- Vaughan L.

Anonymous · « **Reply #8 on:** June 06, 2008, 10:04:16 pm »

I....well I mean...on the tip of my tail I guess theres a....uh..anyway

Yes, I'm a gorgon. THE gorgon.

<3333 Cory!!!!

He's not a gorgon though. Naga. Lacks my snakely hair and powers of making people rock hard.

~ Chica

Anonymous · « **Reply #9 on:** June 06, 2008, 10:07:47 pm »

You need to realise Dear Chica, Darling.

Making people Rock Hard takes a horrible turn in my head.

Oooh, naga, right-right. I don't see the difference.

Man, he has the funniest looking....

Yes.

anyway.

Nice to meet you Miss. Gorgon, please refrain from making me Rock Hard. I'm not sure how I'd feel being made hard by a snake-lady, no mean-ness intended.

- Vaughan L.

Anonymous · « **Reply #10 on:** June 06, 2008, 10:16:14 pm »

I didn't mean it like that....

The funniest looking...?

Nice to meet you too. No offence taken, I'm used to it.

~Chica

Anonymous · « **Reply #11 on:** June 06, 2008, 10:20:39 pm »

I know. But my brain, it's odd.

|: You should know. Miss.Fan.

Nooooooooo. I didn't mean to be mean! I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Please forgive me?

You can tell me later though, I should sleep. I think I'm drooling, I haven't had eight hours of undisturbed sleep in two years.

- Vaughan

Anonymous · « **Reply #12 on:** June 06, 2008, 10:22:32 pm »

Niiiight! Sleep well.

~Chica

Anonymous · « **Reply #13 on:** June 11, 2008, 08:53:49 pm »

IF?

Who the fuck sings for a word like that? :/

Freak.

Work on that laugh. You'll scare the children.

...On that note? Keep it up. I can't stand kids.

-Fala

Anonymous · « **Reply #14 on:** June 11, 2008, 08:56:27 pm »

Hmm...

I'm sensing some hostility. I'm going to assume you're a woman and that it's that time of the month, or before it, whenever women are really grumpy for no reason. PMS? Something like that.

I suggest you look at some hot lesbian porn. I hear it makes you feel better

I'd lend you mind but I lost it and I think some of the pages are sticky. Ewww.

- Vaughan.

Anonymous · « **Reply #15 on:** June 11, 2008, 09:01:35 pm »

Let's see... yup, I've got breasts and a baby pusher downstairs. 'Course, had you shown up to Orientation, you might have tried to cop that attitude to me in person. Singing with no teeth is hard, or so I've heard.

Try getting screwed mentally by a Dragon, and get back to me on that. No reason, my ass.

...Tell you what, I'll send you some, myself. >3

-Fala

(Attached: File yaoihotness.zip. Accept? Y/N)

Anonymous · « **Reply #16 on:** June 11, 2008, 09:09:08 pm »

Baby pusher? Shouldn't it only be called that when its... Pushing babies? You know, that gave me the most odd mental image ever. Thank you. But, I don't know if I should believe you about being a woman... I think I should have a look myself just to make sure.

I'll have to get back to you about the dragon screwing. I'd assume, hopefully, it wouldn't be as bad as actual dragon screwing. I'm assuming their dicks are the size of a grown man so... Yeah... That'd probably hurt more. Betcha you'd be a condom. |:

...Did... Did you just send me man-porn? |:

I hope you realise that you'll likely not get the reaction you're expecting. Man-porn is pretty hot. <3

(Attached: File yaoihotness.zip. Accept? Y)

|: I wish I was a drawing. They get more than I do.

- Vaughan

Anonymous · « **Reply #17 on:** June 11, 2008, 09:15:44 pm »

...Ha! Hahahaha!

Come by to the Training area sometime... not today, not feeling terribly up to it... and we'll have a spar. Should prove it well enough.

Well, hopefully when you'll get a Dragon, you keep him or her happy enough so the screwing never happens. But you know, a couple of hands, a big bottle of lube, and the problem's taken care of without tearing you in half. Savvy?

Really? Well, then, don't be selfish, send some back, too!

...The last of my stash got raided. D< Damn it all.

Ain't hard to get laid around here, boy.

-Fala

Anonymous · « **Reply #18 on:** June 11, 2008, 09:23:33 pm »

I'll admit it now.

You'd totally kick my ass. I never said anything about being able to fight you. Please don't kick my throat? <3

Very savvy. I'm sure it would be Ultra Sexy if I had a hot weird dragon fetish. Heeey, do any pilots have weird dragon fetishes? That would be pretty damn weird. Also, I never mentioned tearing in half. I mentioned condom. You'd still be whole, just in the same of a dragon penis... Whatever those look like. o.O I'd assume normal ones, maybe they look like horses? Hmm. Ouch, maybe they're barbed.

Poor girl dragons.

I only have pr0nz in magazine form, and my last one got lost at sea. Otherwise I'd be more than happy to share. And it isn't hard to get laid? I'll be sure to wear a metal ass-cover then, wouldn't want to get reaped. Damn sex-deprived Pilots.

My mentor is a man, should I be weary of bending over in front of him?

- Vaughan.

Anonymous · « **Reply #19 on:** June 11, 2008, 09:30:53 pm »

Well, then you'll just have to take my word for it, then, won't you? >3

I wouldn't put it past some of the Pilots around here. Who knows? Maybe they'll publish Hot Dragons Monthly so you can see the models that are all the rage. x3 Maybe some sick freak here digs the barbed ones! Who knows?

Or maybe they use 'em on those rejected Candidates. It'd explain how some of our bigger dragons are kept nice and happy, even when potential Pilots are sent away. >3

Bah. Useless. Jorinth's not letting me access any of that until 'I learn how to calm down!' I'm calm to you, right? :/

Ha! Yeah. Careful not to drop the soap, either. I hear some of the mentors like to follow you into the showers. >D

-Fala

P.S. Aww, you'd share your stash? I'm touched. xD

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