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Offline Draconian

To Pilot Royal Yavul Hyakinthos From Harlequin Kingschilde
« on: October 19, 2017, 04:39:56 pm »
This is super important.

We need to

1. Get you fitted for a suit.

2. What's your favourite alcohol beverage that won't knock you on your ass.

3. Favourite food that is not JJ's. For the love of God.

4. I don't wanna be a Rope Burrito for Soul's Night.  You need to help me find a hat for the Jockey Costume.

Offline nephero

Re: To Pilot Royal Yavul Hyakinthos From Harlequin Kingschilde
« Reply #1 on: October 19, 2017, 04:51:40 pm »
H--

1. Fiiiiine. I guess I can't avoid the hangman's necktie forever.

2. Beer alcohol? Wine alcohol? Spirits? Them's some broad ass categories. I don't mind a good brandy, an I don't gulp that down an get wasted.

3. Steak dinners. (What do you mean JJ's ain't allowed to count??)

4. We can find you a hat after the suit thing??

5. I'm scared t ask why all this.

--Y

Offline Draconian

Re: To Pilot Royal Yavul Hyakinthos From Harlequin Kingschilde
« Reply #2 on: October 19, 2017, 05:32:57 pm »
Yavvy,

Awww, C'mon, you'd look great in a suit. All clean lines.

1. Fantastic. I'll set an appointment.

2.  Okay. I'll find 'a good brandy.' Thank you.

3. Steak. okay. JJ's isn't allowed! It isn't real food!

4.  Good idea. I didn't think of that.

5. Don't you worry your pretty head. (:

- Harley

Offline nephero

Re: To Pilot Royal Yavul Hyakinthos From Harlequin Kingschilde
« Reply #3 on: October 19, 2017, 07:46:16 pm »
H--

Clean lines an dirt smudges, should be great.

1. Let me know what time to start drinkin

2. Basically anything works, I'm not exactly a connoisseur.

3. JJ'S IS SO REAL FOOD

4. Hat shoppin it is

5. I gotta worry, the pretty head to which you refer is currently in th shop

--Y

Offline Draconian

Re: To Pilot Royal Yavul Hyakinthos From Harlequin Kingschilde
« Reply #4 on: October 19, 2017, 09:56:43 pm »
Yavvy,

You bathe before you put a suit on. You don't git on a ol' swine and wrastle it in the mud a'fore ya dress all fine like. If I see smudges on you I will lick my thumb and wipe them off.

1. If you show up drunk I will be extremely disappointed.

2. I know.

3. IT IS NOT. IT'S FROZEN AND THEN COOKED.

4.  Hurray I'm excited : D

5.  What about the other head? Don't worry that one off either. Or put it in the shop. No robo dicks please, probably disappointing. Think who ever was on the other side'd get shocked?

- Harley

Offline nephero

Re: To Pilot Royal Yavul Hyakinthos From Harlequin Kingschilde
« Reply #5 on: October 19, 2017, 10:19:31 pm »
H--


I just about busted my gut seven times over. Holy shit, that were a good one. Next time use “hog” an you'll sound even more a bumpkin.

Slowly turnin into one of us, tsk tsk, gonna be in overalls chewin grass fore you know it. Eeyup.


1. Man's gotta cope how a man's gotta cope.

2. Zing!

3. THAT IS STILL FOOD. FROZEN FOOD IS FOOD. JJ’S IS REAL FOOD.

4. *Does a hat shoppin dance. Several other Solartans join in. It becomes a hootenanny. Everyone is dancin in a line. No one ain't confused.*

5. Gives a whole new meanin to heavy duty don't it?


--Y

Offline Draconian

Re: To Pilot Royal Yavul Hyakinthos From Harlequin Kingschilde
« Reply #6 on: October 19, 2017, 10:32:43 pm »
Yavvy,

1. You'll look great in a suit, trust me.

2. BUT WHY

3. KEEP BUYING

4. FROZEN FOOD YOU COULD COOK AT HOME YOURSELF.

5. Personal jack hammer right in yer pants.

- Harley

Offline nephero

Re: To Pilot Royal Yavul Hyakinthos From Harlequin Kingschilde
« Reply #7 on: October 19, 2017, 10:39:59 pm »
H--

1. I DON'T

2. BUY FROZEN FOOD

3. I HAVE THE FOLKS AT JJ'S

4. COOK IT FOR ME.

5. When is this appointment, anyway? I gotta make sure I remember to bathe that week.

--Y

Offline Draconian

Re: To Pilot Royal Yavul Hyakinthos From Harlequin Kingschilde
« Reply #8 on: October 19, 2017, 10:55:36 pm »
Yavvy,

1. WHICH

2. MEANS

3. YOU BUY

4. FROZEN FOOD SOMEONE ELSE JUST COOKS IT FOR YOU.

5. Tomorrow a little bit after noon. Get out your tin tub and your soap on a rope 'cause you're in for a long soapy bath filled night. You're going to be measured and fitted. Love you you're welcome <3  And if we have your measurements we can just have suits made for you. It'll be great.

- Harley.

Offline nephero

Re: To Pilot Royal Yavul Hyakinthos From Harlequin Kingschilde
« Reply #9 on: October 19, 2017, 11:52:02 pm »
H--

1. THAT STILL

2. MEANS IT

3. IS REAL

4. FUCKING FOOD

5. Okay, cool, I'll scrub behind my ears an between my toes. Might take a couple a trips to th ol’ family well, but it'll get done.

Pfft, thanks, Leelee. You're the beeeest.

--Y

Offline Draconian

Re: To Pilot Royal Yavul Hyakinthos From Harlequin Kingschilde
« Reply #10 on: October 20, 2017, 12:03:36 am »
Yavvy,

What's a 'family well'?

Is that where you collect your Solartan Children from?

Do you pull them up with buckets?

- Harley.
« Last Edit: October 20, 2017, 12:03:56 am by Draconian »

Offline nephero

Re: To Pilot Royal Yavul Hyakinthos From Harlequin Kingschilde
« Reply #11 on: October 20, 2017, 12:06:53 am »
H--

It's a big ol hole in the dirt what you throw a bucket down an pull up water for washin an such.

You just never get that classic Solartan smell otherwise.

--Y

Offline Draconian

Re: To Pilot Royal Yavul Hyakinthos From Harlequin Kingschilde
« Reply #12 on: October 20, 2017, 12:20:13 am »
Yavvy,

Is that sanitary?

Please just use the water that comes from the pipes. You don't need three dicks or six legs from bathing in toxic water.

- Harley.

Offline nephero

Re: To Pilot Royal Yavul Hyakinthos From Harlequin Kingschilde
« Reply #13 on: October 20, 2017, 12:22:54 am »
H--

How else am I gonna keep big an strong ifn I don't get my minerals?? Gotta get that vitamin dirt somehow.

--Y

Offline Draconian

Re: To Pilot Royal Yavul Hyakinthos From Harlequin Kingschilde
« Reply #14 on: October 20, 2017, 12:30:32 am »
Yavvy,

the JJ's will keep you big. Not sure about strong.

- Harley.

 

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