Author Topic: To: Jaxon - From: Toori (Read 5809 times)

chelle · « **Reply #200 on:** May 31, 2012, 07:42:36 pm »

Text Message
Sent: 6:02 PM
To: Jaxon
From: Toori
Message:
Well what if I don't need taking care of?

Jenny · « **Reply #201 on:** May 31, 2012, 07:45:19 pm »

Text Message
Sent: 6:04 PM
To: Toori
From: Jaxon
Message:
..........you should let your husband take care of you just to make him happy.

chelle · « **Reply #202 on:** May 31, 2012, 07:48:08 pm »

Text Message
Sent: 6:05 PM
To: Jaxon
From: Toori
Message:
But what if making my husband happy makes ME unhappy?

[Toori hits send, and then frowns, wondering how they starting having this -half-joking conversation. He scrolls back a few texts and congratulates himself on not referring to himself as the wife, though he realizes he did refer to himself as Jaxon's Princess, which is worse.]

Jenny · « **Reply #203 on:** May 31, 2012, 07:50:01 pm »

Text Message
Sent: 6:06 PM
To: Toori
From: Jaxon
Message:
...are we having some kind of women's rights argument masked as a joke? I'M NOT SURE WE SHOULD GET INTO THIS?

chelle · « **Reply #204 on:** May 31, 2012, 07:51:28 pm »

[Toori laughs, glad Jaxon caught on to how ridiculous this conversation is at the same time Toori did.]

Text Message
Sent: 6:06 PM
To: Jaxon
From: Toori
Message:
It's not woman's rights! It's my rights!

Jenny · « **Reply #205 on:** May 31, 2012, 07:52:31 pm »

Text Message
Sent: 6:07 PM
To: Toori
From: Jaxon
Message:
point being....?

[Jaxon snickers a bit before hitting send, knowing he'll get it for questioning Toori's manliness]

chelle · « **Reply #206 on:** May 31, 2012, 07:54:24 pm »

[Toori flushes. In anger.]

Text Message
Sent: 6:08 PM
To: Jaxon
From: Toori
Message:
This is your marriage analogy, right? Well, I want a divorce.

Jenny · « **Reply #207 on:** May 31, 2012, 07:55:44 pm »

Text Message
Sent: 6:09 PM
To: Toori
From: Jaxon
Message:
but BUT THINK OF THE KIDS

chelle · « **Reply #208 on:** May 31, 2012, 08:00:14 pm »

Text Message
Sent: 6:10 PM
To: Jaxon
From: Toori
Message:
Please. As if I'd let you knock me up. [Toori makes a face, and adds something to negate the sexual implications of that statement.] I think this analogy has gone too far. And it's far too fictional. As if I would ever marry you.

Jenny · « **Reply #209 on:** May 31, 2012, 08:04:18 pm »

[Jaxon snorts a laugh and shakes his head at the ridiculousness of their conversation]

Text Message
Sent: 6:11 PM
To: Toori
From: Jaxon
Message:
you would definitely marry me!
but maybe this analogy has gone a liiittle too far

... so what are you doing?

chelle · « **Reply #210 on:** May 31, 2012, 08:07:13 pm »

Text Message
Sent: 6:14 PM
To: Jaxon
From: Toori
Message:
Sitting at home. Cleaning up the mess we left. You left the alcohol here.

Jenny · « **Reply #211 on:** May 31, 2012, 08:14:53 pm »

Text Message
Sent: 6:14 PM
To: Toori
From: Jaxon
Message:
Don't you dare throw that out.
we are finishing it!

chelle · « **Reply #212 on:** May 31, 2012, 08:18:16 pm »

[Toori sighs.]

Text Message
Sent: 6:15 PM
To: Jaxon
From: Toori
Message:
What if I drank it all myself?

Jenny · « **Reply #213 on:** May 31, 2012, 08:21:20 pm »

Text Message
Sent: 6:18 PM
To: Toori
From: Jaxon
Message:
do. not. i will not permit it!

chelle · « **Reply #214 on:** May 31, 2012, 08:30:41 pm »

Text Message
Sent: 6:20 PM
To: Jaxon
From: Toori
Message:
Maybe I will. Maybe I'll hide my phone, lock my door, and then drink it all, and you'll have no alcohol and no proof that I was drunk.

Jenny · « **Reply #215 on:** June 01, 2012, 06:08:14 pm »

Text Message
Sent: 6:22 PM
To: Toori
From: Jaxon
Message:
but what would you do drunk without me??

chelle · « **Reply #216 on:** June 01, 2012, 06:49:31 pm »

Text Message
Sent: 6:25 PM
To: Jaxon
From: Toori
Message:
No doubt something very hilarious and out of character that you would never get to see. Or, I'd sit up in my lab all night tinkering. Which is what I do anyways, drunk or not.

Jenny · « **Reply #217 on:** June 01, 2012, 07:00:06 pm »

Text Message
Sent: 6:27 PM
To: Toori
From: Jaxon
Message:
blah, that doesn't sound as fun as drinking games with a handsome space pirate.
also, i'm forbidding you from doing hilarious and out of character things while i'm not present!

chelle · « **Reply #218 on:** June 01, 2012, 11:23:09 pm »

Text Message
Sent: 6:26 PM
To: Jaxon
From: Toori
Message:
How can you forbid me from doing things you would have no way of knowing I did? If I did do something hilarious and out of character I would probably find it too embarrassing to ever tell you about.

Jenny · « **Reply #219 on:** June 02, 2012, 07:50:46 am »

Text Message
Sent: 6:27 PM
To: Toori
From: Jaxon
Message:
well i'm trusting you not to

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