Daily Fortune Cookie!

[Anonymous]

Sometimes....rarely ...you have a word of wisdom.

-Danica Blake-

[Anonymous]

Only when it's about me.

And even then I can only praise the choice of subject.

-Liv

[shinigamikitsune]

Daily Fortune

 - In the confusion of a smoke bomb, I could remove your underwear, and you wouldn't even know it.

~ Smash Cat

[shinigamikitsune]

Daily Fortune

 - To give into the sweet temptations of slumber, and drift away from the cruel lights of reality. To long for the taste of something substantial when all around there are only wisps of untruth. To see through the veil that has been pulled over the eyes of the mortal people, while the eternals play their cosmic game of snakes and ladders.

... I forgot the point of this... so instead, let us all raise a glass of alcohol and here's to not sinking!

~ Smash Cat

[shinigamikitsune]

Daily Fortune

 - Avoid large, heavy objects traveling at a high rate of speed.

~ Smash Cat

[shinigamikitsune]

Daily Fortune

 - What if the whole world threw an orgy... and nobody came?

~Smash Cat

[Anonymous]

Which 'came' do you mean?

I guess either way it's sad.

-Jermi-

[Anonymous]

Daily Fortune

 - In the confusion of a smoke bomb, I could remove your underwear, and you wouldn't even know it.

~ Smash Cat

I'd like that......

-Patches-

[Anonymous]

Wow, Pilot Smash Cat.

You really know how to meet the weirdos.

- Rhys