Author Topic: Daily Fortune Cookie! (Read 3830 times)

Rhi-Rhi · « **Reply #40 on:** July 05, 2009, 10:01:18 pm »

A promise you're not keeping~! :heart:

Or I promise to make you regret it!

~ Gabriel

shinigamikitsune · « **Reply #41 on:** July 05, 2009, 10:11:52 pm »

Mmmm... *thinks about it* Nope... I can't think of anything you could do to me that would make me regret it.

~ Smash Cat

Anonymous · « **Reply #42 on:** July 05, 2009, 10:21:59 pm »

I want to pop in at this point to clarify that I'm actually way out of Smash's league.

Defend your 1337, Gabe. Defend it.

-Liv

shinigamikitsune · « **Reply #43 on:** July 05, 2009, 10:29:34 pm »

1337 is like an std... it's not something you should be proud of or go around sharing.

Liv-i-kins, it's really the other way around. After all I am a rock star, and you're just a pilot.

~Smash Cat

Rhi-Rhi · « **Reply #44 on:** July 05, 2009, 11:25:14 pm »

1337 is a language. Ever-evolving, complex, and something that has to be learned.

You're just jealous you can't speak my language.

~ Gabriel

shinigamikitsune · « **Reply #45 on:** July 06, 2009, 12:11:29 am »

I understand and speak your language just fine... that doesn't mean that I will use it often, or want it used at me. It's sort of like having a dick. Just because you have one, doesn't mean you should use it.

~Smash Cat

Anonymous · « **Reply #46 on:** July 06, 2009, 10:54:59 am »

Don't you really have no choice but to use it if you have? O_o I mean...for bodily functions...

-Satori C.-

Rhi-Rhi · « **Reply #47 on:** July 06, 2009, 10:57:09 am »

Yeah. :shock: You gotta go pee sometime so uh....

Oh and btw...

wat i wuz typin b4.......isnt leet. dats txtspeek. lol

7H15 15 L337 ¥0U N008

L34|2N 70 N37W0|2KZ :mrgreen:

But srsly, yo, there's a difference. Gotta get with the subtle nuances, man. These are the languages of today so deal with it, lmao. :heart:

~ Gabriel

shinigamikitsune · « **Reply #48 on:** July 06, 2009, 03:18:41 pm »

Okay... you took me way too seriously on that one. After all, I didn't think I needed to fully explain it considering how much sexual innuendo is in here.

Gabe. You've just earned yourself a molesting.

Daily Fortune

- If you're going to play with handcuffs, make sure they're the padded or furry kind. After all, metal cuts suck the big one.... Loki, if you come on over to my place tonight I'll let you play with mine. ^.^

~Smash Cat

Anonymous · « **Reply #49 on:** July 06, 2009, 03:20:59 pm »

Molest Gabe and I will beat you into a smear on the floor ^__^

:heart:

-Alaric

Anonymous · « **Reply #50 on:** July 06, 2009, 03:23:12 pm »

Loki, take note, you were the choice after me.

Hahaha.

And also,

Ha.

-Liv

ED: Hey, Alaric, badass.

Rhi-Rhi · « **Reply #51 on:** July 06, 2009, 03:26:30 pm »

Thanks Ally. :heart: :heart: :heart:

Touch me and die, Smooshy. :heart:

~ Gabriel

Anonymous · « **Reply #52 on:** July 06, 2009, 03:29:49 pm »

I think I'll pass on the offer- unless you're the one who's getting into them.

And piss off Liv. I'm sure it was you, since the only way you'd be able to get a person naked is by restraining them first.

-Loki

Anonymous · « **Reply #53 on:** July 06, 2009, 03:35:25 pm »

It's actually not easy to get clothing off post-handcuffing, so whoever it was, the nakedness came first. Or so I assume based on my mad deductive skillz. I think Smash knows more about handcuffing than you do. Interrogate him, he's the dirty bastard.

Anyway, it's all your wishful thinking, Lokiedoke, you do wish it were me. <3 You could just ask.

Of course, I'd say no.

-Liv

Anonymous · « **Reply #54 on:** July 06, 2009, 03:40:41 pm »

You could have torn it. I don't know. There's no evidence. Because you took my fucking clothes.

And ever thought that I haven't asked because I don't want to?

I'll sort the logistics out with Smash another time. I'm sure it'll be enlightening.

-Loki

shinigamikitsune · « **Reply #55 on:** July 06, 2009, 03:42:12 pm »

Awe.. feeling felt out Alaric? Could always turn it into a threesome.

Liv, Liv, Liv... You know, if you keep turning me down, then of course I'm going to move onto Loki. Sometimes, the second choice turns out to be better then the first.

If that's how you want to play it Loki, then come on over. I'll be Lil' Red and you can be the Big Bad.

~Smash Cat

Anonymous · « **Reply #56 on:** July 06, 2009, 03:43:38 pm »

No thank you.

And I wasn't kidding. If you touch Gabriel in a way he doesn't like, I will kick your ass.

-Alaric

Rhi-Rhi · « **Reply #57 on:** July 06, 2009, 03:47:30 pm »

=__= He couldn't touch me in a way I'd like.

Euuuugh.

~ Gabriel

Anonymous · « **Reply #58 on:** July 06, 2009, 03:49:44 pm »

Alright then ^___^ Touch Gabe and I will beat you.

-Alaric

Anonymous · « **Reply #59 on:** July 06, 2009, 03:51:07 pm »

Gabe, I'm pretty sure you could deal with Smash on your own. Combat training statistics say what? Oh no, Bryn moment. Excuse me, I gotta go hit myself over the head with something that's not a Dragon.

Also want to erase all mental images of anything to do with Smash and Loki.

>< Ew.

-Liv

P.S. It wasn't me.

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