Author Topic: Phone Call: To Marshal From Danica (Read 683 times)

Anonymous · « **on:** June 12, 2009, 05:37:36 am »

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring

Anonymous · « **Reply #1 on:** June 12, 2009, 05:41:45 am »

A rather angry song plays on Marshal's phone, who grunts and answers.

"I keep telling you, it's over. If you're that desperate buy a fucking vibrator."

Anonymous · « **Reply #2 on:** June 12, 2009, 05:43:43 am »

Oh, you skinny twit, you'll wish that was what this call was about. This part is said more under her breath. I just thought you especially would like to know about some of my findings in analyzing Latona's file. It's rather interesting to be honest. Don't you want to be the first one to know?

Anonymous · « **Reply #3 on:** June 12, 2009, 05:45:47 am »

"Well I can't remember a time you ever called me when it wasn't begging me to come please your bony ass. If it's Seeker bussiness post it on the channel."

Anonymous · « **Reply #4 on:** June 12, 2009, 05:50:36 am »

I'm not quite sure you want me to do that Marshal, and I never had to beg you so don't pretend. All I had to do was show up and you were drooling and almost humping my leg. So let's get on with it, even this may not be worth dealing with you. but oh, it's just so good.

Anonymous · « **Reply #5 on:** June 12, 2009, 05:52:55 am »

"Well considering what you tended to wear...Anyway I'm busy. Out with it."

Anonymous · « **Reply #6 on:** June 12, 2009, 05:54:43 am »

"Well, Latona never knew who her Father was. I thought this might have something to do with all her issues. Now that I know who he is however I doubt she would have been much better is she had him. It's you Marshal."

She battles to keep from laughing.

Anonymous · « **Reply #7 on:** June 12, 2009, 05:56:06 am »

"Well that seems unlikely, given her age."

Anonymous · « **Reply #8 on:** June 12, 2009, 05:58:34 am »

Still laughing.

"Oh Marshal, let me send you the files." Can be heard clicking a few buttons. "Those are the results darling. There's no mistaking similarities like that in make up."

Anonymous · « **Reply #9 on:** June 12, 2009, 06:00:55 am »

There is a pause.

"Genetics dear....DNA...do try to keep up...I know it's hard....bird brain and all..."

Another pause

"Well it seems you're right. Hmm. Well then, if she's my daughter I suppose that means you really failed to teach her anything since she's so...well pathetic."

Anonymous · « **Reply #10 on:** June 12, 2009, 06:04:02 am »

"Or I was just up against such a resilient wall of idiocy that even I, in my greatness, had no chance. That seems the more likely. But really now I have no need to speak to you further because I have enjoyed this so much I may have to go and rub one out myself."

Anonymous · « **Reply #11 on:** June 12, 2009, 06:05:18 am »

"Try not to call my name this time. It's flattering and all, but just no."

Anonymous · « **Reply #12 on:** June 12, 2009, 06:08:32 am »

"I don't think I ever knew your name to begin with? Marcy? Mackerel? I always just knew you as Dick." Hangs up the phone.

Anonymous · « **Reply #13 on:** June 12, 2009, 06:10:28 am »

Hangs up.

"...Hah! She was calling for dick..."

Laughs.

Remnants of the Earth

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