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Games / Re: Vending Machine!
« on: March 08, 2014, 07:37:11 pm »
you get the internet.
I put in a bowl of petunias
I put in a bowl of petunias
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Games / Re: Vending Machine!« on: March 08, 2014, 07:37:11 pm »
you get the internet.
I put in a bowl of petunias 62
Games / Re: Last to post« on: March 08, 2014, 02:53:03 pm »
*muffled shouting from in the closet* ZADNJI!
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Games / Re: Vending Machine!« on: March 04, 2014, 11:42:52 pm »
You get 'An Exaltation of Larks' by James Lipton.
What do I put in you ask? The Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, The Universe, and Everything.
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The Libra / Re: The Petting Zoo!« on: March 01, 2014, 01:15:20 am »
When you see your boss rush off toward screaming civilians, the best course of action is to follow suit. Leslie did just that, he ran at full speed toward the monkey exhibit. Maybe he could shoot something. That was always fun, and he had his flechette pistol on his hip. One could only hope to be so lucky.
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Sassy Juice / Re: Outer Space Food Truck {Any aboard the Sassy Juice}« on: February 27, 2014, 06:46:03 pm »
Anima saw the Sassy Juice on her long range sensors well before Ari Maxwell, pirate captain of said ship, hailed Pierce. She scanned the vessel, not probing deeply, just making sure weapons weren't hot. She could change into a dreadnaught with ease, and go toe-to-toe with anything in space, or just as easily become a jumper or dart model ship and flee before weapons came to bare. She had limited info in her logs about the Sassy Juice and its crew, but she could see the ship and was not impressed.
Not overly large, it was obviously built for speed, but that's not what caught her attention. The paint job was ugly. There was no better way to say it. Paint that could survive the frozen vacuum of space was not cheap, and to throw it around like that was wasteful as far as she was concerned. It was like a magic flying unicorn shit a rainbow all over it, and jet grind goblin graffiti artists scrawled their work right on top of that. Disgusting. #$%Looks like you're gonna have your first customer%$# Her voice, somehow sounding innocent and sultry at once, as most appealed to Pierce, came tinkling over an onboard sound system. #$%Known pirate vessel. No open warrants in this sector. Weapons cold.%$# Pierce had savored every bite of the first sausage he'd made and was stuffing the last few bites of the second one in his mouth as Ari's voice came in over his com. "Ohfen fuh cahmsh," he said to Anima, his mouth filled to bursting, a small piece of bun sticking out as he struggled to chew. If the Sassy Juice had a visual comm-system, Pierce would come up on the screen, but he didn't feel it was necessary to see his customers so he didn't have one enabled on his end. He chewed as little as necessary, choking down the last of the meat and bread, pounding his chest with a fist, as if that helped get it down. "Welcome to Pierce's Palate Pleasure Palace. I'm Pierce, your host, and chef. Anything you can think up, the universe over, I can make. As long as you don't want it live. I can have a hookup if that's your preference, or I can send it into your docking bay on an automated drone." As he spoke, he made himself a doppio espresso con panna with white chocolate and caramel sauce. "So how many sailors are making orders? Anything exotic, they might have to give me a description, but I love finding new recipes to add to the millions I have." 75
Games / Re: Vending Machine!« on: February 25, 2014, 02:46:29 pm »
you got Franklin D Roosevelt. He's pissed that he's only worth 10 cents (at least he's not on the penny, the only brown coin...)
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Games / Re: BANNED« on: February 25, 2014, 02:05:46 pm »
Player: Tally
Reason: For being anal about the banning form in BANNED thread. 77
Games / Re: Last to post« on: February 24, 2014, 09:57:53 pm »
Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts. I will continue to win. sorry hookers.
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Welcome Wagon / Re: Re-introductions are doubly hard.« on: February 17, 2014, 01:13:29 am »
Sharkie, I don't think there is anything wrong with your lurking. I lurk too, doncha know? And curse you Tally! now I feel the need to watch How I Met Your Mother. poo... guess I'll have to find the new season online somewhere.
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Welcome Wagon / Re: Roleplay wandering« on: February 17, 2014, 01:09:47 am »
Hello and welcome. I think Rhi has plans and ideas for the shop, but she's busy busy busy, or else tired so hasn't gotten around to it. Someday, when none of are expecting it, she'll roll it out like some big awesome fancy place, and we'll all have our minds blown, and since having your mind blown can be deadly, there will be far fewer of us to enjoy the shop. Oh, and just ignore me most of the time, I love making stuff up and causing shenanigans.
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Games / Re: Last to post« on: February 16, 2014, 08:20:47 pm »
*turns up "Terran up the Night"* what? I can't hear you over my Siege Tanks awesome sound system
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