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Paradox

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Re: The wish game!
« Reply #180 on: July 07, 2013, 04:24:59 pm »
Granted! Unfortunately, when you start jammin' on it you are suddenly assaulted by random barn animals! Oh noes!

I wish I had a rootbeer float!  :D

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Re: The wish game!
« Reply #181 on: July 08, 2013, 08:44:18 pm »
Granted. You see a rootbeer floating in the dead sea. An old man claims it before you can.

I wish for a pad of paper that never runs out of sheets.
Rest assured, I see all of you lovely people's posts, but expect me to be a bit slower responding.

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Re: The wish game!
« Reply #182 on: February 13, 2014, 04:58:54 am »
granted, but as soon as a sheet is turned or removed it turns to dust.

I wish that people would have to do whatever i tell them to, at the best of their ability, whether they understand what I'm saying or not.
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Re: The wish game!
« Reply #183 on: February 13, 2014, 02:23:05 pm »
Granted, but they are only capable of following your directions extremely literally.

I wish for nothing.
Please do not steal the waffle-flavor waffles or the bacon soap. Also, you gonna make buscuits?

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They've got waffle in 'em!
I'm gonna sing the doom song!
Yes. Wait a minute... No.
It's got chicken legs!
I had a coupon!
But I neeeeed tacos! I need them or I will explode! That happens to me sometimes...
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Re: The wish game!
« Reply #184 on: February 14, 2014, 06:53:31 pm »
granted. everything poofs out of existence except you.

I wish for an ice cold soda
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Re: The wish game!
« Reply #185 on: June 01, 2014, 03:09:48 pm »
Granted, but when you touch it, it spontaneously combusts.

I wish to be a dragon.

Anadwen

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Re: The wish game!
« Reply #186 on: June 01, 2014, 03:31:38 pm »
Granted, but you are only 50 cm tall and a meter long, can't breathe fire, have the IQ of a rat and are a scavenger living in the sewers.

I wish for my white scarf to never get dirty or stained no matter what is done with it, in a way that I can wear it.

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Re: The wish game!
« Reply #187 on: June 01, 2014, 03:50:38 pm »
Granted. It now strangles you at every opportunity. But, hey, at least it's perfectly clean! And still technically wearable.

I wish for a cookie.
Please do not steal the waffle-flavor waffles or the bacon soap. Also, you gonna make buscuits?

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They've got waffle in 'em!
I'm gonna sing the doom song!
Yes. Wait a minute... No.
It's got chicken legs!
I had a coupon!
But I neeeeed tacos! I need them or I will explode! That happens to me sometimes...
best Tsundere ever

Anadwen

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Re: The wish game!
« Reply #188 on: June 01, 2014, 03:55:40 pm »
Granted. However, your cookie is completely infused with concentrated cyanide.

I wish to be always able to find my keys, glasses, phone, whatever quickly when I need it.

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Re: The wish game!
« Reply #189 on: June 01, 2014, 04:11:58 pm »
Granted. For a fee of 50 million Ruya per object. Up front.

I wish for a hat.
Please do not steal the waffle-flavor waffles or the bacon soap. Also, you gonna make buscuits?

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They've got waffle in 'em!
I'm gonna sing the doom song!
Yes. Wait a minute... No.
It's got chicken legs!
I had a coupon!
But I neeeeed tacos! I need them or I will explode! That happens to me sometimes...
best Tsundere ever

Offline Aeyt

Re: The wish game!
« Reply #190 on: June 10, 2014, 07:26:12 am »
granted. its a hat, made of a dead rat. Merry Christmas from Jack Skellington!

I wish for a bank account that I can withdraw any amount of money from at any time at any atm.
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Anadwen

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Re: The wish game!
« Reply #191 on: June 10, 2014, 07:52:34 am »
Granted. However, the money cannot be used to buy anything, as it is fictional and thus has no value in the real world.

I wish for endless supplies of readily available chocolate.

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Re: The wish game!
« Reply #192 on: June 14, 2014, 02:25:46 am »
Granted! But the chocolate is always the oldest chocolate available in the world, so it's pretty gross.

I wish for the most comfortable pair of men's medium sized boxer shorts.
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Re: The wish game!
« Reply #193 on: June 21, 2014, 10:24:09 am »
Granted. They fall apart after five seconds, however, unless you perform the entirety of the Riverdance final performance. Flawlessly. Better get dancing.

I wish people would quit trying to break the game.
Please do not steal the waffle-flavor waffles or the bacon soap. Also, you gonna make buscuits?

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They've got waffle in 'em!
I'm gonna sing the doom song!
Yes. Wait a minute... No.
It's got chicken legs!
I had a coupon!
But I neeeeed tacos! I need them or I will explode! That happens to me sometimes...
best Tsundere ever

Anadwen

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Re: The wish game!
« Reply #194 on: June 21, 2014, 10:41:25 am »
Granted. However... No one will ever try to participate again, so that technically counts as stopping trying! And... It's a pretty sad stop, well, isn't it?

I wish for my room to clean itself without me doing anything.

paganchick

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Re: The wish game!
« Reply #195 on: June 22, 2014, 06:01:29 am »
Granted, but everything that was out of place is sucked up into oblivion.

I wish I had more nail polish

Anadwen

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Re: The wish game!
« Reply #196 on: June 22, 2014, 07:57:57 am »
Granted, but it's poo-colored, poo-patterned and poo-perfumed.

I wish I had more place to hang the chains and pendants I have on display.

paganchick

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Re: The wish game!
« Reply #197 on: June 22, 2014, 08:06:00 am »
Wish granted but as soon as they put on display they become invisible.

I wish I could have a smoothie right now.

Offline Aeyt

Re: The wish game!
« Reply #198 on: June 22, 2014, 10:02:38 am »
Granted! It's made with all the foods you dislike the most. mmm mmm! Plus it has a really weird texture.


I wish for a 1943 United States copper-alloy penny
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Re: The wish game!
« Reply #199 on: September 24, 2015, 03:12:47 pm »
Granted, but it falls down a bottomless drain the second you have it. What are the odds?

I wish for a Nuka-Cola and a flamethrower.
Please do not steal the waffle-flavor waffles or the bacon soap. Also, you gonna make buscuits?

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Pirate Captain Drake Morgan
Imperial Knight-Commander Heavy Wilhelm von Tartarus
Mechanic Sarah
Multi-Role AI Trotzige Schwert vonPunane Tolm [WIP]
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They've got waffle in 'em!
I'm gonna sing the doom song!
Yes. Wait a minute... No.
It's got chicken legs!
I had a coupon!
But I neeeeed tacos! I need them or I will explode! That happens to me sometimes...
best Tsundere ever

 

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