Author Topic: The wish game! (Read 13087 times)

Anonymous · « **Reply #160 on:** December 18, 2009, 10:44:28 am »

Granted, but you can never speak the same language as the person you are speaking too, i.e if you are speaking to a french person who only knows French, you cannot speak french. ]:

I wish I could read your p-p-poker face.

Anonymous · « **Reply #161 on:** December 23, 2009, 09:55:26 am »

D: Poor chocolate.

Granted! Cept you always speak a different one than you need!

I wish decisions were easier.

Anonymous · « **Reply #162 on:** March 31, 2010, 03:10:13 am »

You end up deciding to end your life over losing a game of snakes and ladders.

I wish I could summon balloons at will, so I could have a personal rubbery army 8D

Anonymous · « **Reply #163 on:** June 22, 2010, 10:26:38 am »

Granted! Except your grand enemy clan summon sharp needles!

I wish I had a coffee and a scone.

Anonymous · « **Reply #164 on:** July 11, 2010, 12:51:59 pm »

Granted!

your wish arrives infront of you floating there ready for you BUT as soon as you put it in your mouth BANG they explode

i wish for loads of cookies

Anonymous · « **Reply #165 on:** July 13, 2010, 10:06:32 am »

Granted! You get loads of cookies in a container that's you-proof.

I wish for inspiration!

GIR · « **Reply #166 on:** June 03, 2011, 10:53:10 am »

Granted, but it's inspiration for a song on an instrument you can't play in a language you don't know.

I wish for a flamethrower, a Coke, a nuke, and a fridge.

Anonymous · « **Reply #167 on:** June 03, 2011, 11:01:21 am »

Granted, but they are all the size of keychains!

I wish for a teleport machine.

GIR · « **Reply #168 on:** June 03, 2011, 11:09:57 am »

Granted, but it teleports away, leaving you to mourn its loss.

I wish for... a shrubbery!

Aria · « **Reply #169 on:** June 03, 2011, 11:13:44 am »

Granted. But its a mutant flesh-eating shrubbery, and it eats you.

I wish I wasn't so stressed.

GIR · « **Reply #170 on:** June 03, 2011, 11:16:20 am »

Granted. You feel nothing now.

I wish for the Megadoomer.

Brisinger987 · « **Reply #171 on:** April 27, 2013, 02:29:54 pm »

Granted, but it dooms you eternally...

I wish I was a real boy. *sad face*

Paradox · « **Reply #172 on:** July 04, 2013, 08:52:01 pm »

Granted, however it has cost you YOUR SOUL!!!

I wish I had an endless supply of root beer!

Brisinger987 · « **Reply #173 on:** July 05, 2013, 12:35:41 am »

GRANTED, but, it's poisoned.

I wish I had met Cortana and Master Chief....

GIR · « **Reply #174 on:** July 06, 2013, 12:12:49 pm »

Granted, but you get sniped by a Kig-yar sniper half a millisecond after you meet them.

I wish for tacos.

Brisinger987 · « **Reply #175 on:** July 06, 2013, 12:13:55 pm »

Granted, but your taco becomes sentient and runs away before you can eat it.

I wish to play on stage with Slipknot for a whole song, and not fail!

GIR · « **Reply #176 on:** July 07, 2013, 11:32:29 am »

Granted, but you were high, and only thought you didn't fail.

I wish for a loophole.

Brisinger987 · « **Reply #177 on:** July 07, 2013, 01:18:16 pm »

Granted, but the loophole is a physical object and strangles you to death.

I wish for a new guitar pick! With custom patterns, and is indestructible!

Flakeblood · « **Reply #178 on:** July 07, 2013, 03:30:27 pm »

Granted, but everyone is so envious, it is stolen only a minute after you receive it, and you spent that time admiring its patterns instead of using it.

I wish for a comfortable chair.

Brisinger987 · « **Reply #179 on:** July 07, 2013, 03:32:26 pm »

Granted, but the chair breaks as soon as you sit on it due to poor building quality.

I wish my guitar was restrung with guage 12-58 strings...

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