Author Topic: The wish game! (Read 13857 times)

Anonymous · « **Reply #100 on:** May 02, 2008, 01:45:46 pm »

Granted but everything becomes sticky and you end up stuck on the ceiling

I wish I had a pet Ham-Ham ^^ Pashmina would be nice ^^

Anonymous · « **Reply #101 on:** May 03, 2008, 05:02:55 pm »

I lose at this game. I keep forget to make wishes XD.

Granted! Unfortunately you failed to specify what a ham-ham was, so you get a pet cured-ham.

I wish my job sucked less!

Anonymous · « **Reply #102 on:** May 03, 2008, 05:34:49 pm »

Granted! It now blows and you get blown out the window.

I wish everybody ended their sentances with "and threw it out the window".

Anonymous · « **Reply #103 on:** May 03, 2008, 05:38:21 pm »

Granted, but someone added it to the sentence "He picked up an anvil" and you end up with a giant weight crushing your head.

I wish that wishes were wishier.

Anonymous · « **Reply #104 on:** May 03, 2008, 11:18:48 pm »

Granted, only now wishes are soo wishy washy that they make you groan and your head spin leading to:

I wish I could fly on a big pink elephant with a curly tail and blue polka dots.

Anonymous · « **Reply #105 on:** June 22, 2008, 09:11:37 pm »

Granted! But He crashes after being shot down!

I wish I had a steak!

Anonymous · « **Reply #106 on:** August 15, 2008, 01:02:24 am »

I'ma grant my own wish since no one else wanted too!

Granted! but it's not cooked the way I want it

I wish for a real Dragon!

Anonymous · « **Reply #107 on:** August 15, 2008, 01:14:47 am »

A Komodo Dragon arrives in the mail, eating your precious supply of chickens.

I wish for a pencil.

Anonymous · « **Reply #108 on:** August 15, 2008, 01:48:12 am »

NOT MY CHICKENS! >:[

Granted! But It Stabs J00 In The Eye.

I wish for...more awesome orange notebooks like I have!

Anonymous · « **Reply #109 on:** August 16, 2008, 07:57:13 am »

Komodo dragons are frickin' metal. Draco can attest to this fact.

Granted... you get a shipment of 7200 awesome orange notebooks. Good luck finding room in your house for other things, like walking and furniture.

I wish my PE teacher didn't make us run so much.

Rhi-Rhi · « **Reply #110 on:** August 16, 2008, 03:26:30 pm »

Granted. Now you do nothing but push-ups the whole period, and you can't even cheat and do the girl ones. P:

I wish I didn't have to work. |:

Anonymous · « **Reply #111 on:** August 16, 2008, 05:43:20 pm »

Granted. You don't have to work. You are free to live on the streets begging for pennies.

I wish I could find some work.

Anonymous · « **Reply #112 on:** August 16, 2008, 10:21:46 pm »

Granted but it involves a corner and money for scandalous things.

I wish for my iPod back

Anonymous · « **Reply #113 on:** September 18, 2008, 04:44:11 am »

Granted but the person who borrowed it has broken it and claims it was already like that when they got it, plus it has bite marks on it.

I wish I were in London.

Anonymous · « **Reply #114 on:** September 18, 2008, 01:45:49 pm »

Was it Idina...who carried it with her when she wolfed out?

Granted! But then SOMEHOW a hurricane comes through. Damn.

I wish that I had some Olive Garden ^_^

Anonymous · « **Reply #115 on:** September 30, 2008, 03:42:16 am »

Granted! But, alas, you eat an olive and it lodges in your throat, rendering you unable to breathe. Hence, you die. And for added insult, your friends steal your wallet and burn down your house.

I wish I could do crack with Charlie the Unicorn.

Anonymous · « **Reply #116 on:** September 30, 2008, 04:18:09 am »

Granted. Unfortunately he steals your kidneys while you're, like, totally listening to a song you had to hear, man.

I wish I had better tea than this. English Breakfast no longer cuts it.

Anonymous · « **Reply #117 on:** September 30, 2008, 05:36:42 am »

Granted, you get the best tea in the world but only have one cup. From the time you drink it, all others will taste bland and bitter.

I wish Demya will pass her candidacy

Anonymous · « **Reply #118 on:** September 30, 2008, 02:58:31 pm »

Granted! But she dies shortly after =[

I wish that these entertainment weeklys would cut themselves up for collages!

Anonymous · « **Reply #119 on:** September 30, 2008, 10:29:56 pm »

Granted, but the cut-outs are magical cut-outs and they assault you, shove you into the closet and proceed to take over the world.

I wish Gackt would bring out more songs v__v

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