Remnants of the Earth
COMMUNITY => General Discussion => Games => Topic started by: Rhi-Rhi on September 22, 2007, 01:37:54 pm
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I think we did this in SotE ages ago, but...now I'm resurrecting it!
Okay! So the whole idea of this game is "be careful what you wish for." One person will make a wish, and it's the job of the next poster to grant that wish--but make it go horribly wrong--and then make a wish of their own. Then the next person corrupts their wish, makes another wish, and so on.
So for example, if I posted "I wish for a dog," the next person could post, "wish granted, but it has rabies and it bites you." Stuff like that!
So, let's begin, shall we?
I wish it would thunder and lightning here today. *_*
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Lo and behold, there's a thunderstorm...unfo rtunately, the lightning hits you and the loud thunderclap that follows makes your eardrums explode.
Now, I wish I could breathe underwater.
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Ta da! You can breath underwater...unfort unately, you inhail a jellyfish.
I wish to do to the circus.
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You do to the circus, and the circus do to to you, wich makes your arm hurt.
I wish for bunnies.
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Granted but they are zombie bunnies that eat your brains.
I wish for world peace
Lol
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Granted, and then we are obliterated by Martians.
I wish I would write out my characters instead of putting them off.
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Poof! Your characters are written out. If they were on paper, then a dog ate them. If they were on the computer, then it crashes and you lose everything.
I wish I could get a job that pays really well.
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Granted but you're a columbian drug lord and and rival gang try to kill you (I was watching Bedazzled the other day O.o)
I wish video games were real ^^
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Real they are...unfortunately some creeps from Grand Theft Auto gun you down.
I wish I had a million bucks--no, make that TEN million bucks.
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Granted, but the person who wrote the cheque was dyslexic and you have ten million ducks now.
I wish... Money grew on trees
>_> I was gonna wish that coffee grew on trees... but it does xD
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money does grow on trees, unfortunately, money trees are related to poison ivy and so you are alergic and have a horrible oozy rash.
I wish people didn't die young.
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Granted! Everyone in the whole world is now a hundred years old.
I wish I would have a dream where David Tennant was being evil.
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O.o Ever seen the 4th Harry Potter film?
Granted but it becomes real and he kills you
I wish for a pet dragon called Bahamut ^^
(I luffles Final Fantasy ^^)
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Granted, but he goes on a rampage and stomps you to death.
I wish homework was wiped off the face of the earth.
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Granted but without it you fail every class you take Muahahaha
*Coughs*
I wish clouds were made of candyfloss ^^
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Granted...but you still can't reach them.
I wish for the comics section of the sunday paper.
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Granted, however your newspaper has replaced all the comics with "The Born Loser" reruns.
I wish Kurogane hadn't been cancelled.
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Granted, but now a five year old is in charge and thinks it would be funny if all the characters were chimps.
I wish Rainbowland (and all inhabitants including Rainbow Brite) was real! xD
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Wish granted, but unfortuantly they're twenty years older and they bring with them Ragnarok. None are spared.
I wish for a gold coin.
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Granted, but you find out it's just a wood coin dipped in gold paint.
I wish I could run faster than anything else on the planet.
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Granted, but now you're so fast no one can see you.
I wish I had the most beautiful singing voice in the universe.
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Granted but everyone goes deaf and no one can hear you.
I wish for more wishes.
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Granted, but be careful what you wish for...for it bit you in the ass.
I wish I could turn into a giant, scary dragon.
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Granted but no one would go near you and you'd be lonely.
I wish I had a brain like a supercomputer ^^
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Granted, but your brain overloads and crashes.
I wish I had a cute girlfriend.
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Granted, but she gets stolen by Hugh Jackman.
I wish that I could meet Sean Connery.
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Granted, but unfortunately I'm asleep when the mutant birds attack and he's ripped to shreds.
I wish I didn't always cut myself when shaving.
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Granted, but unfortunately you decided to use a straight edge and shaved your head off.
I wish there was no world hunger.
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Granted; it's been replaced with world bulimia.
I wish I had lots of pocky.
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Granted, but it's vomit flavored. Enjoy. <3
I wish that I could play the piano... well.
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Granted, but you play so fast that your fingers fall off.
I wish I could rule the world.
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Granted, but you catch the plague from your first concubine and die.
I wish that all the guys I liked weren't gay. D:
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Granted but now they're all sea slugs.
I wish I could transcend reality.
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Granted, but then everything falls into complete apocalyptic pandemonium and everyone dies...then you die of loneliness.
I wish I had the power of mind control.
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Granted, but Shop agents hunt you down, drug you so that you can't use your abilities against them, then experiment on you, leading to your slow and painful demise.
Steven King is just fabulous, isn't he?
I wish I didn't procrastinate.
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Granted, but now you do everything on impulse, and you wind up killing everybody.
I wish I had an obedient army of molemen from Mars.
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Granted, but the molemen have small brains and screw up every task you give them.
I wish for alien life to make contact with Earth.
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They do, but it's all sexual contact and you're their favorite test subject.
I wish my RL friends would call me.
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Granted, but all they do is talk about their ex-boyfriends/girlfriends.
I wish for strawberry jam.
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Granted, but it's five years past the expiration date and you die eating it.
I wish I was 007.
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Granted, only Q has become senile and can't give you any cool gadgets, Moneypenny's on a permanent holiday and your Bond Girl is a total bitch and won't let you hit it.
I wish I had long hair again.
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Your hair grows ever longer, untill eventually it gains its own mind, leaves you and becomes an elvis impersonator in Las Vegas.
I wish for a pony.
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Yes, but it's an alien pony that uses you as a pawn in it's world domination plan.
I wish that Jimi Hendrix was still alive.
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Hendrix lives! <strike>Don't believe Ondore's lies!</strike> But he can't get out of his grave =
I wish I was awesome.
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You get to be awesome! Sadly never as awesome as anyone else.
I wish I could call for Godzilla when I wanted to.
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Oh c'mon, you can already do that. He just doesn't answer.
I wish I had lots of money.
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Granted but you get hassled day and night by people asking to 'borrow' it
I wish for eternal darkness Muahahahahaha!
(I love Kingdom Hearts ^^)
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The sun dies and every power generator explodes. There is complete chaos and the world crumbles as nuclear weapons go off everywhere and a radioactive winters descends upon us. Hope your happy!
I wish I could control time.
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Granted...but Hitler comes back, Pearl Harbor is bombed again, and it's WWII all over again...only with futuristic weapons.
I wish I could ace the SATs.
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Granted but all those who did badly hate you
I wish, I wish I had a fish ^^
And yes ShizukuTonderui I am happy ^^
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Granted, but a dolphin takes your fish, sings "So long and Thanks for All the Fish", then teleports into it's spaceship with the other dolphins. Then the world is destroyed to make way for an intergalatic highway.
I wish John Lennon was alive.
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Granted, but then all the other Beatles fans glomp him before you do.
I wish I had a dollar for every time Bush makes another mistake.
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Granted, but he's only in office for one more year. I bet you wish you'd made that wish back in 2000~
I wish I had a Kingdom Hearts wall scroll.
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Granted, but it somehow catches fire and burns.
I wish I could see every anime made in the world.
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You die of starvation and dehydration. People find you in 2149 and believe that your a giant piece of jerky with scores of old cartoons. They decide to never go back in time and give us the secret of life.
I wish that I could utilize slipstream technology.
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Hurrah! The world joins together in praise for your discovery of this new and wonderful technology, bringing humanity out into the universe. On the first trip you appear next to a large creature, who screams something at you (which can somehow be heard in the vacuum of space) then proceeds to defile you for the remainder of your painfull life. In future years it is reasoned that the creature was called Glark, and he said simply "Bannana" the only word the creature has uttered in its entire life.
I wish that Draco would listen to the good concience, and not the evil one.
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Granted but it turns out I play both her consciouses so it really doesn't matter who she listens to! Hurrah! Also Choco, that was a good one~
I wish I didn't get defiled by Glark.
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Wish granted! Only, you married him, and you let him do those things willingly. You also had a child named 'Bannana"
I wish my brain wasn't in gutter-land 24-7.
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Your mind is pulled, by a camically large fishing rod, out of the gutter. It lands in a strange realm where no young human has tread before, a realm of taxes, bills and insurance.
I wish shizzy stopped trying to wish himself out of things.
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Granted, but only instead he starts killing people because he's run out of wishes.
I wish Choco would just get the sex change operation already.
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Choco's gender finnally becomes male, unfortunately the doctor makes him too well hung, and he is forever cursed to work in bad pornos.
I wish for a greater girl to guy ratio in the world.
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Wish granted! All the girls of the world have had a girl-to-guy sex change operation!
I wish I didn't have to sleep.
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Wish granted...only you start to become insane by the dreams you were supposed to have. (man, I love Star Trek TNG)
I wish I had a cat tail.
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Granted, now you can't go outside without being dogpiled (catpiled?) by ravenous fangrrls screeching 'OMG KAWAII!!!11one!!'
I wish to do battle with the imaginary number.
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Granted, but in the course of the battle, you realize that in order to defeat the number, you must become it... you win, but now you're imaginary.
I wish I can has cheezburger.
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Granted...unfortuna tely, it's an undercooked Big Mac and you die from food poisoning. Word to the wise: stay away from McDonald's.
I wish I could go to Japan.
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You can go to Japan. Start swimming.
I wish the world was made of jelly. (or to you americans, jello)
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It is. But, people are sinking into the earths molten jelly core, which makes them DIE!
I wish... It really did rain cats and dogs. o_o
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It does...unfortunatel y the cats and dogs are black cats and rottweilers...which both happen to have rabies.
I wish I had infinitely good luck.
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Granted, but your infinite good luck quickly causes a recursive good-luck anomaly centered around you, draining the rest of the universe of all its luck until the fifth-dimensional Fortunavores (that is, luck eaters) come and devour you. The Luck Lords will then spend the next five thousand years cleaning up the mess you made in the fabric of space-luck, if they're lucky.
I wish I could manage my time properly.
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Granted, you can manage your time wisely, but managing your own time just isn't enough for you. You decide to manage the time of your family, and friends, and eventually the whole world. This finally leads to an overload of stress, and you spontaneously combust. What fun!
I wish working didn't leave me with sore feet and a sore back.
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Granted but without pain yopu forget what it is to be human O.o
I wish I could think of more imaginative ways to spoil someone's wish >.<
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Granted...but the number of ways are so immense that you experience a...
BRAIN EXPLODIE!!!!
hehehehe....
I wish I could talk to fish.
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Granted but you realise they are planning world domination by putting a mind controlling agent in the water. When you try and warn everybody they think you are crazy and you get hauled away by the men in white coats whilst the world gets taken over by the fishies ^^
Muahahahahahahahaha hahahaha
*coughs*
I wish I could pass through solid objects (ala Kitty from X-Men ^^)
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Granted, you can pass through solid objects. For a limited amount of time per day, at least. Unfortunately, one of those days you don't realize your time of passing through solid objects for day is expired, and you end up stuck in the middle of brick wall for the next 24 hours. That little experience leaves you terrified to pass through solid objects ever again.
I wish the magic of fantasy worlds was real.
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*bzzzzap* Magic exists! Side affects may include: nausea, dizzyness, smelling, irrititation, genital redness, soreness, weeping, moaning, crying, dying, flying, blisters, and being spontaniously eaten by three headed lions.
I wish there were less shiny things to distract rhi from posting -.-
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Granted, but she never posts in the threads you want her to.
I wish tomorrow wasn't a school day.
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It's Columbus Day tomorrow, so there's no school...but you still have to work...(there's no school for me tomorrow and I'm jobless! Whee!!)
I wish I could live in Ireland.
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Granted! You now have to deal with miserable weather all year long, including August.
And where I live, we don't get Columbus Day off. Boo.
I wish that all the Beatles were alive so they could do a reunion tour.
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The Beatles live! Unfortunately the world has grown intolerent to their kind, and a Korean cleaning man squashes them when he canot read the "Do not squash the band, yes we know they are beatles very funny, but no" sign.
I wish women would stop whinging about unrealistic body images in barbies and magazines...i mean have they ever seen a bloody wrestling toy?? Now theres an unrealistic image, but you don;t hear guys complainging....exc ept right now....but thats just to make a point.
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Granted! The women stop bitching about unrealistic of them. Unfotionitly they start bitch about all the unrealistic images of men and soon all the toys of wreslters are changed to appear realistic and thus their sales plummet and wrestling loses massive money and try to get more viewers by making even worse wanky storylines for their shows.
I wish I could focus better and finish writing a story.
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Granted! Unfortunately, you don't make a lot of money on it. And you don't know what to write next.
I wish I could be a pirate...yar...
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Yar! A bunch of ninjas blow up your ship! You drown!
I wish I could patent a multi-million dollar idea.
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granted! anything with ninja's in it is worth multi millions
I wish to understand why shizzy is so crazy aside from her rantings and ravings about burgers
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Congrats! You acheive total understanding of Shizzy's insanity. Unfortunately, once you reach that understanding you go insane yourself and to keep from being hauled off the funny farm you get a job as an Elder God's human biatch.
I wish to steal my gimail's spam bat.
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You and the spam bat run off happily into the sunset...pursued by angry sopam, selling you viagra, steriods, and sex.
I wish for a more efficient source of power by the year 2020 (its practical ^^)
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Granted, but the government refuses to use it, saying that it's too expensive.
I wish I could meet the Lost Boys (from the movie, The Lost Boys.)
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Granted, but they all jump on you and drink your blood.
I wish that my dogs could speak English...
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Granted, but they all run around saying "Bark, woof and growl"
I wish the laundry would do itself
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Granted, but afterwards it gets all sweaty and smelly again.
I wish that I wasn't so indecisive.
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Granted, but you become so decisive that you never think things through and end up getting arrested for running naked through Wal-Mart.
I wish that spring break was here...
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It is now the last day of spring break! You were comatose the whole time.
I wish I could create a virtual reality internet like the one on futurama.
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Granted! But You Get Lost In It and Never Come Out!
I Wish...My notebook's spine wasn't broken!
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Presto! Your notebook's spin is no longer broken, however shortly afterwards it is stolen by a short elf with a mustache and dressed in green spandex.
I wish I had a car like Speed Racer's ^^.
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Granted, but you crash into a tree and die
I wish I was a hydromancer!
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Granted!
Unfortunately you get trapped in the game, World of Warcraft and you are farmed for eternity by oogly alliance.
</geekasm>
I wish my ear would stop itching :(
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Granted! You now have no ear to itch.
How do hydromancers have anythign to do with WoW?
I wish had had magical powers
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o.O
There are a few! (http://http://www.wowwiki.com/Hydromancer_Thespia) mostly bosses, however.
Granted! Unfortunately they come about in a public place and you're incarcerated by the Government for your trouble.
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Your every wish is granted, only now the world is so weird that it nolonger works properly. It spontaneously combusts and its all your fault.
I wish people posted more often.
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Granted, but they all become spammers.
I wish that it would rain cream soda.
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Granted but everything becomes sticky and you end up stuck on the ceiling
I wish I had a pet Ham-Ham ^^ Pashmina would be nice ^^
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I lose at this game. I keep forget to make wishes XD.
Granted! Unfortunately you failed to specify what a ham-ham was, so you get a pet cured-ham.
I wish my job sucked less!
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Granted! It now blows and you get blown out the window.
I wish everybody ended their sentances with "and threw it out the window".
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Granted, but someone added it to the sentence "He picked up an anvil" and you end up with a giant weight crushing your head.
I wish that wishes were wishier.
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Granted, only now wishes are soo wishy washy that they make you groan and your head spin leading to:
I wish I could fly on a big pink elephant with a curly tail and blue polka dots.
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Granted! But He crashes after being shot down!
I wish I had a steak!
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I'ma grant my own wish since no one else wanted too!
Granted! but it's not cooked the way I want it :(
I wish for a real Dragon!
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A Komodo Dragon arrives in the mail, eating your precious supply of chickens.
I wish for a pencil.
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NOT MY CHICKENS! >:[
Granted! But It Stabs J00 In The Eye.
I wish for...more awesome orange notebooks like I have!
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Komodo dragons are frickin' metal. Draco can attest to this fact.
Granted... you get a shipment of 7200 awesome orange notebooks. Good luck finding room in your house for other things, like walking and furniture.
I wish my PE teacher didn't make us run so much.
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Granted. Now you do nothing but push-ups the whole period, and you can't even cheat and do the girl ones. P:
I wish I didn't have to work. |:
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Granted. You don't have to work. You are free to live on the streets begging for pennies.
I wish I could find some work.
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Granted but it involves a corner and money for scandalous things.
I wish for my iPod back :(
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Granted but the person who borrowed it has broken it and claims it was already like that when they got it, plus it has bite marks on it.
I wish I were in London.
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Was it Idina...who carried it with her when she wolfed out?
Granted! But then SOMEHOW a hurricane comes through. Damn.
I wish that I had some Olive Garden ^_^
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Granted! But, alas, you eat an olive and it lodges in your throat, rendering you unable to breathe. Hence, you die. And for added insult, your friends steal your wallet and burn down your house.
I wish I could do crack with Charlie the Unicorn.
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Granted. Unfortunately he steals your kidneys while you're, like, totally listening to a song you had to hear, man.
I wish I had better tea than this. English Breakfast no longer cuts it.
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Granted, you get the best tea in the world but only have one cup. From the time you drink it, all others will taste bland and bitter.
I wish Demya will pass her candidacy
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Granted! But she dies shortly after =[
I wish that these entertainment weeklys would cut themselves up for collages!
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Granted, but the cut-outs are magical cut-outs and they assault you, shove you into the closet and proceed to take over the world.
I wish Gackt would bring out more songs v__v
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Granted, but... no. That's punishment enough.
I wish my cat would stop vomiting in the apartment.
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He starts holding it in and it ends up flowing straight out to the other end instaed.... yum. That's going to be fun to clean up.
I wish I could be noctural all the time.
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GRANTED! But then you start missing everything!
I wish that the WHOLE world was nocturnal mwaha!
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Granted. Your car is now solar-powered.
I wish Niklas Sundström would stop being such a little bitch.
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Niklas is now a big, one ton bitch.
I wish I had a better imagination right now.
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Granted! But you go crazy because it's so intense.
I wish there was tube technology so we could travel faster.
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Granted but the designing is shocking and you get stuck in a dead-end.
I wish I had a really cool job where I could write as much as I wanted and didn't have to turn up before 9am.
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ME TOO.
Granted. Except you realize you're dreaming. Le siiigh.
I wish it was Halloween already and I had an awesome costume ready >.>
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Granted but nobody else will go with you or wants anything else to do with Haloween.
I wish I had a really cool costume pattern.
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Granted! But Everyone gets really jealous and won't talk to you.
I wish I had a massive awesome super computer.
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Granted. But it's so intelligent it takes over the world and kicks your dog.
I wish I'd get some inspiration so I could actually start RPing here -__-
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GRANTED! But then everyone goes on a vacation.
I wish for a giant pizza made deliciously ^_____^.
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Granted! but someone else eats it
I wish my doggy wouldn't be so smelly
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Granted but he cleans everything in your house repeatedly and your whole house is covered in soap bubbles.
I wish that camera flashes weren't so bright.
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Granted but every photo taken comes out too dark and nobody can ever take good night pictures.
I wish I knew 5 languages fluently.
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Granted! But you always mash them together and no one understands you.
I wish that I could drive already.
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Granted, but you don't have a licence and get caught.
I wish for a virtual reality helmet!
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Granted, but it malfunctions and your now stuck in it.
I wish I had a trained dancing monkey
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Granted but the monkey is a trained necromancer. He kills you and your entire family, then ressurects you all, then kills you again, then ressurects you, then kills you etc.
I wish for an anti-glomp barrier
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Granted, but it also deflects all forms of physical contact as well, leaving you in a rather lonely isolation. No more hugs for you. >.>
I wish that this paper would just write itself >_<
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Granted but it's so good that your teacher thinks you stole it.
I wish little sisters had mute button.
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Granted! But you lose the remote and she can never speak again!
I wish I was moved out of my house into a nice one...that pays for itself! Haha!
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Granted, but all your stuff gets lost in the move.
Trust me, Jules being mute is a good thing.
I wish I had a remote controlled time machine.
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Granted but you have to take Bill and Ted with you.
I wish there was more time in a day.
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The day is now so long that by the end of it you are sick from lack of sleep.
I wish summer wasn't so hot.
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Granted! Now it snows constantly and the vampire from 30 days of night show up and abominable snowmen!
I wish that cigarettes were good for you XD
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Granted! But in order to be good for you, they are no longer enjoyable.
I wish that I didn't have to go to work.
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Granted! but the snow canceling work is 70 feet tall!
I wish for Chipotle right now this second.
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You get a rotten Chipotle. :(
I wish I had healing powers.
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Granted but they hurt you when they work.
I wish that I had the perfect sauce for a chickeny pasta.
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Granted, but aliens come and probe you to try and steal the recipe.
I was I could live beyond the Earth's atmosphere.
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Granted! But you get lonely with being the only one who can =[.
I wish that I had lots of Arizona fruit punch. So thirsty for yummy drinks.
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Granted! You drink so much punch that you feel sick because your belly is too full.
I wish I was a pretty princess with a pink tiara! (Yuck!)
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O_o
Granted but everyone is so scared of the change they avoid you, and don't believe you are a princess.
I wish that my zune would get here already =D
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Granted but you can only put music on it that you hate. P:
I wish to be able to see into the future.
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Granted, but you are always seeing the future and never the present so you never really live.
I wish that I could turn into a wolf ^_^
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Granted, but you always have itchy, horrible fleas. ]:
I wish I had more spaghetti!
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Granted, but its expired.
I wish I had pizza.
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Granted but it's covered in fishies! horrible raw stinky fishies!
I wish that chocolate was good for you!
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Granted, but it also becomes highly addictive, and after do-gooders burn down most of the cocoa trees in the world (in an attempt to stop corporations from abusing it), bloody wars erupt in an attempt to own the last few remaining ones.
I wish I could speak any language.
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Granted, but you can never speak the same language as the person you are speaking too, i.e if you are speaking to a french person who only knows French, you cannot speak french. ]:
I wish I could read your p-p-poker face.
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D: Poor chocolate.
Granted! Cept you always speak a different one than you need!
I wish decisions were easier.
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You end up deciding to end your life over losing a game of snakes and ladders.
I wish I could summon balloons at will, so I could have a personal rubbery army 8D
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Granted! Except your grand enemy clan summon sharp needles!
I wish I had a coffee and a scone.
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Granted! :) your wish arrives infront of you floating there ready for you BUT as soon as you put it in your mouth BANG they explode
i wish for loads of cookies
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Granted! You get loads of cookies in a container that's you-proof.
I wish for inspiration!
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Granted, but it's inspiration for a song on an instrument you can't play in a language you don't know.
I wish for a flamethrower, a Coke, a nuke, and a fridge.
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Granted, but they are all the size of keychains!
I wish for a teleport machine.
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Granted, but it teleports away, leaving you to mourn its loss.
I wish for... a shrubbery!
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Granted. But its a mutant flesh-eating shrubbery, and it eats you.
I wish I wasn't so stressed.
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Granted. You feel nothing now.
I wish for the Megadoomer.
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Granted, but it dooms you eternally...
I wish I was a real boy. *sad face*
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Granted, however it has cost you YOUR SOUL!!!
I wish I had an endless supply of root beer!
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GRANTED, but, it's poisoned.
I wish I had met Cortana and Master Chief....
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Granted, but you get sniped by a Kig-yar sniper half a millisecond after you meet them.
I wish for tacos.
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Granted, but your taco becomes sentient and runs away before you can eat it.
I wish to play on stage with Slipknot for a whole song, and not fail!
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Granted, but you were high, and only thought you didn't fail.
I wish for a loophole.
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Granted, but the loophole is a physical object and strangles you to death.
I wish for a new guitar pick! With custom patterns, and is indestructible!
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Granted, but everyone is so envious, it is stolen only a minute after you receive it, and you spent that time admiring its patterns instead of using it.
I wish for a comfortable chair.
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Granted, but the chair breaks as soon as you sit on it due to poor building quality.
I wish my guitar was restrung with guage 12-58 strings...
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Granted! Unfortunately, when you start jammin' on it you are suddenly assaulted by random barn animals! Oh noes!
I wish I had a rootbeer float! :D
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Granted. You see a rootbeer floating in the dead sea. An old man claims it before you can.
I wish for a pad of paper that never runs out of sheets.
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granted, but as soon as a sheet is turned or removed it turns to dust.
I wish that people would have to do whatever i tell them to, at the best of their ability, whether they understand what I'm saying or not.
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Granted, but they are only capable of following your directions extremely literally.
I wish for nothing.
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granted. everything poofs out of existence except you.
I wish for an ice cold soda
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Granted, but when you touch it, it spontaneously combusts.
I wish to be a dragon.
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Granted, but you are only 50 cm tall and a meter long, can't breathe fire, have the IQ of a rat and are a scavenger living in the sewers.
I wish for my white scarf to never get dirty or stained no matter what is done with it, in a way that I can wear it.
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Granted. It now strangles you at every opportunity. But, hey, at least it's perfectly clean! And still technically wearable.
I wish for a cookie.
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Granted. However, your cookie is completely infused with concentrated cyanide.
I wish to be always able to find my keys, glasses, phone, whatever quickly when I need it.
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Granted. For a fee of 50 million Ruya per object. Up front.
I wish for a hat.
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granted. its a hat, made of a dead rat. Merry Christmas from Jack Skellington!
I wish for a bank account that I can withdraw any amount of money from at any time at any atm.
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Granted. However, the money cannot be used to buy anything, as it is fictional and thus has no value in the real world.
I wish for endless supplies of readily available chocolate.
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Granted! But the chocolate is always the oldest chocolate available in the world, so it's pretty gross.
I wish for the most comfortable pair of men's medium sized boxer shorts.
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Granted. They fall apart after five seconds, however, unless you perform the entirety of the Riverdance final performance. Flawlessly. Better get dancing.
I wish people would quit trying to break the game.
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Granted. However... No one will ever try to participate again, so that technically counts as stopping trying! And... It's a pretty sad stop, well, isn't it?
I wish for my room to clean itself without me doing anything.
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Granted, but everything that was out of place is sucked up into oblivion.
I wish I had more nail polish
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Granted, but it's poo-colored, poo-patterned and poo-perfumed.
I wish I had more place to hang the chains and pendants I have on display.
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Wish granted but as soon as they put on display they become invisible.
I wish I could have a smoothie right now.
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Granted! It's made with all the foods you dislike the most. mmm mmm! Plus it has a really weird texture.
I wish for a 1943 United States copper-alloy penny
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Granted, but it falls down a bottomless drain the second you have it. What are the odds?
I wish for a Nuka-Cola and a flamethrower.
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Wish granted! The Nuca-Cola is the yellow kind from Fallout Tactics, and the flamethrower is in the hands of a scary raider.
I wish to be able to time travel back to 1980's USA.