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Anonymous · « **Reply #640 on:** July 21, 2010, 10:56:26 pm »

how bout you bite me and go suck a cok?

do something good with your mouth for a change, eh falk?

no, i dont have a costume. which is why i'm going naked. ever herd the story about that King with New Clothes and their just imaginary?

- Rhys

Anonymous · « **Reply #641 on:** July 21, 2010, 10:58:51 pm »

you can go naked???

maybe i won't go after all.

-sascha

Anonymous · « **Reply #642 on:** July 21, 2010, 11:02:03 pm »

ill be wering a bathrobe and boxers

id probably get into troubl for goin naked.

- Rhys

Anonymous · « **Reply #643 on:** July 21, 2010, 11:06:50 pm »

are you going to streak at some point?

at least you thought of something clever for not having a costume.

-sascha

Anonymous · « **Reply #644 on:** July 21, 2010, 11:08:58 pm »

only if you want to see

only need to slip my boxers down

- Rhys

Anonymous · « **Reply #645 on:** July 21, 2010, 11:12:14 pm »

um, no that's okay. i'll pass

-sascha

Anonymous · « **Reply #646 on:** July 21, 2010, 11:14:19 pm »

I think biting you would be a good use for my teeth, although I'd be loathe to stain them on one like you. As for going unclothed, nobody wants to see your ridiculous squiggles so stop trying to lure the younger candidates into making regrettable decisions.

As for my costume, I'll be going as a noble knight of ancient times.

-N.F.

Anonymous · « **Reply #647 on:** July 21, 2010, 11:19:59 pm »

at the end of the day those ridiculous squiggles all lead to my dick and people seem to have fun tracng their tongues down it.

so while i get my blow job you enjoy being a virginal knight from ancient times. pussy.

- rhys

Anonymous · « **Reply #648 on:** July 21, 2010, 11:28:33 pm »

I'm sure your partner is grateful for those lines so s/he will be able to find your manhood and I do use the word 'man' in the loosest sense of the word.
As for my sex life, just because I'm not as...public about as you are does not mean I've not sampled the fruits of women, and while you may receive your 'gifts' more often than I, I can assure you mine bring much more satisfaction since the woman does not lay with me simple out of pity.

And in case my words confuse you, let me be clear about their meaning: Your penis is small and the only reason you receive sex is because the wo/man is able to find pity in his/her heart for such a poor wretch like you.

-N.F.

Anonymous · « **Reply #649 on:** July 21, 2010, 11:33:51 pm »

Actually, Rhy's is pretty well hung and I sleep with Rhy because he can do this amazing thing with his tongue :heart: :heart: :heart:

~Finaa

Anonymous · « **Reply #650 on:** July 21, 2010, 11:47:25 pm »

Well, that's pretty gross.

- Vaughan

Anonymous · « **Reply #651 on:** July 21, 2010, 11:51:23 pm »

Well, I cannot really say much to an eyewitness. See you in class, then.

-N.F.

Anonymous · « **Reply #652 on:** July 22, 2010, 08:00:32 am »

Parties are stupid.
Who wants to be around a bunch of people with such filthy mouths, anyway?

-Bellamy

Anonymous · « **Reply #653 on:** July 22, 2010, 10:06:13 pm »

It'll be funnnnnnnn. (:

Too bad we can't go to the party in the ballroom with the Pilots. ): That seems really fancy and fun.

-Valentina

Anonymous · « **Reply #654 on:** July 25, 2010, 04:59:20 am »

I doubt they're having any more fun than you are.
They're just pilots.

-Bellamy

Anonymous · « **Reply #655 on:** July 25, 2010, 04:45:24 pm »

Well, I for one wish I could go to that party. The Pilots are pretty cool, at least the ones I met have been. And I bet the booze is way better

~Finaa

Anonymous · « **Reply #656 on:** July 26, 2010, 05:40:47 pm »

And they're probably catered by the best restaurants in the city and have some of the best music and entertainment and ooooooo I want to gooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Valentina

Anonymous · « **Reply #657 on:** August 10, 2010, 08:21:36 pm »

The booze being better would make it worth it.
Probably penalty of death if we crash it though.
-Delilah-

Anonymous · « **Reply #658 on:** February 27, 2011, 01:04:38 am »

Hey! This thing is dead! Let's play a game!

Name a fun fact about yourself!

Here is mine: My next door neighbor growing up was the serial killer Marcus Bradly. Scary huh!

-Eli