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Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #80 on: June 20, 2011, 05:19:53 am »
You got... some unidentifiable mess of random food molecules thrown together?

I insert Soviet Russia!
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 04:00:00 pm by Guest »
Please do not steal the waffle-flavor waffles or the bacon soap. Also, you gonna make buscuits?

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Imperial Knight Eva von Draconis
Pirate Captain Drake Morgan
Imperial Knight-Commander Heavy Wilhelm von Tartarus
Mechanic Sarah
Multi-Role AI Trotzige Schwert vonPunane Tolm [WIP]
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They've got waffle in 'em!
I'm gonna sing the doom song!
Yes. Wait a minute... No.
It's got chicken legs!
I had a coupon!
But I neeeeed tacos! I need them or I will explode! That happens to me sometimes...
best Tsundere ever

Anonymous

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Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #81 on: June 20, 2011, 05:24:48 pm »
You get that song... USSR

I insert a "best of the 80s" CD
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Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #82 on: June 21, 2011, 09:28:22 am »
You get hatless men.

I insert a shotgun and a mask of a face.
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 04:00:00 pm by Guest »
Please do not steal the waffle-flavor waffles or the bacon soap. Also, you gonna make buscuits?

-------------------------------------------------------

Imperial Knight Eva von Draconis
Pirate Captain Drake Morgan
Imperial Knight-Commander Heavy Wilhelm von Tartarus
Mechanic Sarah
Multi-Role AI Trotzige Schwert vonPunane Tolm [WIP]
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
They've got waffle in 'em!
I'm gonna sing the doom song!
Yes. Wait a minute... No.
It's got chicken legs!
I had a coupon!
But I neeeeed tacos! I need them or I will explode! That happens to me sometimes...
best Tsundere ever

Aria

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Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #83 on: June 21, 2011, 05:26:15 pm »
You get a serial killer.

I insert a rainbow.
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 04:00:00 pm by Guest »

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Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #84 on: June 21, 2011, 07:32:51 pm »
You get a butterfly that poops skittles : )

I insert a butterfinger (crosses fingers that I get TWO BUTTERFINGERS[!!!] back)
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Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #85 on: June 21, 2011, 08:17:11 pm »
You get sexual favors.


I insert a pill.
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Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #86 on: June 22, 2011, 05:11:03 am »
You get the Matrix. (was the pill red or blue?)

I insert a coin.
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Please do not steal the waffle-flavor waffles or the bacon soap. Also, you gonna make buscuits?

-------------------------------------------------------

Imperial Knight Eva von Draconis
Pirate Captain Drake Morgan
Imperial Knight-Commander Heavy Wilhelm von Tartarus
Mechanic Sarah
Multi-Role AI Trotzige Schwert vonPunane Tolm [WIP]
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
They've got waffle in 'em!
I'm gonna sing the doom song!
Yes. Wait a minute... No.
It's got chicken legs!
I had a coupon!
But I neeeeed tacos! I need them or I will explode! That happens to me sometimes...
best Tsundere ever

Anonymous

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Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #87 on: June 22, 2011, 05:12:00 pm »
You get a tail. Yes just a tail.

I insert facebook.
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Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #88 on: June 28, 2011, 11:06:45 am »
You get a status update.

I insert Halo 3.
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 04:00:00 pm by Guest »
Please do not steal the waffle-flavor waffles or the bacon soap. Also, you gonna make buscuits?

-------------------------------------------------------

Imperial Knight Eva von Draconis
Pirate Captain Drake Morgan
Imperial Knight-Commander Heavy Wilhelm von Tartarus
Mechanic Sarah
Multi-Role AI Trotzige Schwert vonPunane Tolm [WIP]
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
They've got waffle in 'em!
I'm gonna sing the doom song!
Yes. Wait a minute... No.
It's got chicken legs!
I had a coupon!
But I neeeeed tacos! I need them or I will explode! That happens to me sometimes...
best Tsundere ever

Aria

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Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #89 on: June 28, 2011, 11:25:02 am »
You get an alien life form that will soon attempt to destroy Earth.

I insert a portal gun.
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Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #90 on: June 28, 2011, 11:48:33 am »
You get Wheatley.

I insert a potato.
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 04:00:00 pm by Guest »
Please do not steal the waffle-flavor waffles or the bacon soap. Also, you gonna make buscuits?

-------------------------------------------------------

Imperial Knight Eva von Draconis
Pirate Captain Drake Morgan
Imperial Knight-Commander Heavy Wilhelm von Tartarus
Mechanic Sarah
Multi-Role AI Trotzige Schwert vonPunane Tolm [WIP]
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
They've got waffle in 'em!
I'm gonna sing the doom song!
Yes. Wait a minute... No.
It's got chicken legs!
I had a coupon!
But I neeeeed tacos! I need them or I will explode! That happens to me sometimes...
best Tsundere ever

Aria

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Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #91 on: June 28, 2011, 06:19:36 pm »
You get a pissed off GLaDOS potato battery.

I insert lemons.
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Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #92 on: June 29, 2011, 05:01:35 am »
You get incindiary lemons.

I insert a copy of Hamlet.
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 04:00:00 pm by Guest »
Please do not steal the waffle-flavor waffles or the bacon soap. Also, you gonna make buscuits?

-------------------------------------------------------

Imperial Knight Eva von Draconis
Pirate Captain Drake Morgan
Imperial Knight-Commander Heavy Wilhelm von Tartarus
Mechanic Sarah
Multi-Role AI Trotzige Schwert vonPunane Tolm [WIP]
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
They've got waffle in 'em!
I'm gonna sing the doom song!
Yes. Wait a minute... No.
It's got chicken legs!
I had a coupon!
But I neeeeed tacos! I need them or I will explode! That happens to me sometimes...
best Tsundere ever

Anonymous

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Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #93 on: June 29, 2011, 05:52:18 am »
You get a small pig.

I insert a diamond.
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 04:00:00 pm by Guest »

Anonymous

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Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #94 on: June 30, 2011, 06:34:18 pm »
you get carbon, aka coal dust :P

I insert a barbeque (bar-b-q)
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Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #95 on: July 01, 2011, 11:52:35 am »
You get a watermelon.

I insert 1 yen.
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 04:00:00 pm by Guest »
Please do not steal the waffle-flavor waffles or the bacon soap. Also, you gonna make buscuits?

-------------------------------------------------------

Imperial Knight Eva von Draconis
Pirate Captain Drake Morgan
Imperial Knight-Commander Heavy Wilhelm von Tartarus
Mechanic Sarah
Multi-Role AI Trotzige Schwert vonPunane Tolm [WIP]
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
They've got waffle in 'em!
I'm gonna sing the doom song!
Yes. Wait a minute... No.
It's got chicken legs!
I had a coupon!
But I neeeeed tacos! I need them or I will explode! That happens to me sometimes...
best Tsundere ever

Anonymous

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Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #96 on: July 01, 2011, 04:33:41 pm »
You get disappointment--vending machines don't take 1 yen coins...

I insert my jacket?
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Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #97 on: July 01, 2011, 04:44:00 pm »
You get snow.

I insert a nine-ball. (PLEASE someone get the joke...)

(And they take sandwiches and jackets?)
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 04:00:00 pm by Guest »
Please do not steal the waffle-flavor waffles or the bacon soap. Also, you gonna make buscuits?

-------------------------------------------------------

Imperial Knight Eva von Draconis
Pirate Captain Drake Morgan
Imperial Knight-Commander Heavy Wilhelm von Tartarus
Mechanic Sarah
Multi-Role AI Trotzige Schwert vonPunane Tolm [WIP]
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
They've got waffle in 'em!
I'm gonna sing the doom song!
Yes. Wait a minute... No.
It's got chicken legs!
I had a coupon!
But I neeeeed tacos! I need them or I will explode! That happens to me sometimes...
best Tsundere ever

Anonymous

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Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #98 on: July 21, 2011, 11:43:40 pm »
(not getting the joke lol)
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 04:00:00 pm by Guest »

Anonymous

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Re: Vending Machine!
« Reply #99 on: August 14, 2011, 10:17:27 pm »
You get an 8ball... but not meant for a pool table... lol

I insert a poodle(nasty smelly things :P)
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 04:00:00 pm by Guest »

 

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