This Is How We Say Hello [open!]

[Tally]

Who was that coming up behind him? Hm.  Didn't matter.  They were about to get what they deserved, the bastards. Whoever they were.

Shiloh wheeled around and punched the first person he saw square in the face.  Punch first, ask questions later.  That would be his motto if he had one.  And if it was a superior?  Tough shit. They probably deserved it too.

[Anonymous]

Seiteki had been coming to say hi  to her old candidate. Sure she was an ice queen, but she just luuuuuved people! 8D!

"Hi Sh-!" Her comment was cut off when Shiloh punched her in the face. Staggering back, she stared at him, feathers everywhere, "WHY DID YOU DO THAT!"

[Tally]

Who could he punch next??  Shiloh stepped over Seiteki, fist raised, wishing someone in the hall would approach him or look at him the wrong way or something.

"Can't talk now, Sei."  He punched his fist into his palm a couple times.  "Think I can punch a hundred people in the face today?"

It was good to have goals, and goddammit these people had it coming.

[Rhi-Rhi]

Today was an awesome day! The cosmic energies were all in sync and Eli felt one with the universe. He felt...zen, man, and just knew today was going to be a good day. Positive energy flowed through his chakras and he sighed happily as he walked along. His fortune cookie had told him to expect great things and his horoscope said that a chance encounter would bring fresh opportunity!

He saw Shiloh and gave the Pilot a cheery wave. "Hey, man, you look good today, man! You feel it too, huh? Aquarius is on the rise and stuff!"

[Tally]

Good?  He looked good? What was that supposed to mean?

"The fuck you tryin to say huh?!"  Oh that was just asking for a beat down.  These people were making it so easy! Gods he felt justified.

Just how dare Eli bring that cheerful shit here. Shiloh gave him a good right hook to the jaw.  See how bouncy he was after THAT.

Two down, ninety-eight to go!

[Rhi-Rhi]

"Ow!" Eli reeled backwards, clutching his jaw. Man, that hurt! He stared at Shiloh, frowning. "Aw, man, that's so not cool, man! Yer seriously projecting a lot of negative energy! I can get some sage and we can do a smudging, man. Purify yer aura."

[Anonymous]

Remi was grumpy. Because his wife was dead so now he was an asshole. And everyone made him mad! Rawr! Stupid people!

And what was all this noise going on with that young Pilot and some loud candidate. "Hey! What the fuck are you people doing?"

[Tally]

"You trying to pick a fight?!"  Shiloh wheeled on Remi. Hell with Eli.  He'd already punched him once.  Wouldn't count toward his quota if he hit HIM again.

He swung a punch at Remi's face.  Shit! Why was everyone being such an ass today?! He was like the only sane one here!  And Eli was going on about projecting or some shit. Ffft.

[Anonymous]

Remi wasn't expecting the hit and got knocked back on his ass, "What the fuck? You're lucky I'm drunk or I would kick your ass! Bastard!" The fucker punched him just because he was missing a nipple! How mean!

[Tally]

"Shut the fuck up!  I can't punch you again cuz it won't count!"

Just let someone else try him. He was through taking shit and through with everybody not taking him seriously!  From now on, anyone who insulted him directly or indirectly was getting a fist in their face!