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COMMUNITY => General Discussion => Games => Topic started by: Rhi-Rhi on September 22, 2007, 01:37:54 pm

Title: The wish game!
Post by: Rhi-Rhi on September 22, 2007, 01:37:54 pm
I think we did this in SotE ages ago, but...now I'm resurrecting it!

Okay! So the whole idea of this game is "be careful what you wish for." One person will make a wish, and it's the job of the next poster to grant that wish--but make it go horribly wrong--and then make a wish of their own. Then the next person corrupts their wish, makes another wish, and so on.

So for example, if I posted "I wish for a dog," the next person could post, "wish granted, but it has rabies and it bites you." Stuff like that!

So, let's begin, shall we?

I wish it would thunder and lightning here today. *_*
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Post by: Anonymous on September 22, 2007, 02:27:07 pm
Lo and behold, there's a thunderstorm...unfo rtunately, the lightning hits you and the loud thunderclap that follows makes your eardrums explode.

Now, I wish I could breathe underwater.
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Post by: Anonymous on September 22, 2007, 02:47:39 pm
Ta da! You can breath underwater...unfort unately, you inhail a jellyfish.

I wish to do to the circus.
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Post by: Anonymous on September 23, 2007, 12:51:45 am
You do to the circus, and the circus do to to you, wich makes your arm hurt.


I wish for bunnies.
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Post by: Anonymous on September 23, 2007, 01:10:09 am
Granted but they are zombie bunnies that eat your brains.

I wish for world peace

Lol
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Post by: Anonymous on September 23, 2007, 02:27:21 am
Granted, and then we are obliterated by Martians.

I wish I would write out my characters instead of putting them off.
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Post by: Anonymous on September 23, 2007, 07:23:57 am
Poof! Your characters are written out. If they were on paper, then a dog ate them. If they were on the computer, then it crashes and you lose everything.

I wish I could get a job that pays really well.
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Post by: Anonymous on September 23, 2007, 10:54:31 am
Granted but you're a columbian drug lord and and rival gang try to kill you (I was watching Bedazzled the other day O.o)

I wish video games were real ^^
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Post by: Anonymous on September 23, 2007, 01:47:49 pm
Real they are...unfortunately some creeps from Grand Theft Auto gun you down.

I wish I had a million bucks--no, make that TEN million bucks.
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Post by: Anonymous on September 23, 2007, 04:28:53 pm
Granted, but the person who wrote the cheque was dyslexic and you have ten million ducks now.

I wish... Money grew on trees

>_> I was gonna wish that coffee grew on trees... but it does xD
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Post by: Anonymous on September 23, 2007, 07:20:43 pm
money does grow on trees, unfortunately, money trees are related to poison ivy and so you are alergic and have a horrible oozy rash.

I wish people didn't die young.
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Post by: Anonymous on September 23, 2007, 07:46:51 pm
Granted! Everyone in the whole world is now a hundred years old.

I wish I would have a dream where David Tennant was being evil.
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Post by: Anonymous on September 24, 2007, 02:31:13 am
O.o Ever seen the 4th Harry Potter film?

Granted but it becomes real and he kills you

I wish for a pet dragon called Bahamut ^^
(I luffles Final Fantasy ^^)
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Post by: Anonymous on September 24, 2007, 09:37:18 am
Granted, but he goes on a rampage and stomps you to death.

I wish homework was wiped off the face of the earth.
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Post by: Anonymous on September 24, 2007, 10:11:15 am
Granted but without it you fail every class you take Muahahaha

*Coughs*

I wish clouds were made of candyfloss ^^
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Post by: Anonymous on September 24, 2007, 11:07:09 am
Granted...but you still can't reach them.

I wish for the comics section of the sunday paper.
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Post by: Anonymous on September 24, 2007, 11:09:08 am
Granted, however your newspaper has replaced all the comics with "The Born Loser" reruns.

I wish Kurogane hadn't been cancelled.
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Post by: Anonymous on September 24, 2007, 01:07:06 pm
Granted, but now a five year old is in charge and thinks it would be funny if all the characters were chimps.

I wish Rainbowland (and all inhabitants including Rainbow Brite) was real! xD
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Post by: Anonymous on September 24, 2007, 01:41:18 pm
Wish granted, but unfortuantly they're twenty years older and they bring with them Ragnarok. None are spared.

I wish for a gold coin.
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Post by: Anonymous on September 24, 2007, 05:31:53 pm
Granted, but you find out it's just a wood coin dipped in gold paint.

I wish I could run faster than anything else on the planet.
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Post by: Anonymous on September 24, 2007, 05:41:42 pm
Granted, but now you're so fast no one can see you.

I wish I had the most beautiful singing voice in the universe.
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Post by: Anonymous on September 24, 2007, 05:49:17 pm
Granted but everyone goes deaf and no one can hear you.

I wish for more wishes.
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Post by: Anonymous on September 24, 2007, 06:37:46 pm
Granted, but be careful what you wish for...for it bit you in the ass.

I wish I could turn into a giant, scary dragon.
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Post by: Anonymous on September 25, 2007, 03:47:56 am
Granted but no one would go near you and you'd be lonely.

I wish I had a brain like a supercomputer ^^
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Post by: Anonymous on September 25, 2007, 10:07:31 am
Granted, but your brain overloads and crashes.

I wish I had a cute girlfriend.
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Post by: Anonymous on September 25, 2007, 10:15:14 am
Granted, but she gets stolen by Hugh Jackman.

I wish that I could meet Sean Connery.
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Post by: Anonymous on September 25, 2007, 12:19:01 pm
Granted, but unfortunately I'm asleep when the mutant birds attack and he's ripped to shreds.

I wish I didn't always cut myself when shaving.
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Post by: Anonymous on September 25, 2007, 01:32:58 pm
Granted, but unfortunately you decided to use a straight edge and shaved your head off.

I wish there was no world hunger.
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Post by: Anonymous on September 25, 2007, 02:57:06 pm
Granted; it's been replaced with world bulimia.

I wish I had lots of pocky.
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Post by: Anonymous on September 25, 2007, 03:20:01 pm
Granted, but it's vomit flavored. Enjoy. <3

I wish that I could play the piano... well.
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Post by: Anonymous on September 25, 2007, 03:31:27 pm
Granted, but you play so fast that your fingers fall off.

I wish I could rule the world.
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Post by: Anonymous on September 25, 2007, 03:40:39 pm
Granted, but you catch the plague from your first concubine and die.

I wish that all the guys I liked weren't gay. D:
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Post by: Anonymous on September 25, 2007, 03:55:50 pm
Granted but now they're all sea slugs.

I wish I could transcend reality.
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Post by: Anonymous on September 25, 2007, 05:57:41 pm
Granted, but then everything falls into complete apocalyptic pandemonium and everyone dies...then you die of loneliness.

I wish I had the power of mind control.
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Post by: Anonymous on September 25, 2007, 07:31:36 pm
Granted, but Shop agents hunt you down, drug you so that you can't use your abilities against them, then experiment on you, leading to your slow and painful demise.

Steven King is just fabulous, isn't he?

I wish I didn't procrastinate.
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Post by: Anonymous on September 25, 2007, 07:37:23 pm
Granted, but now you do everything on impulse, and you wind up killing everybody.

I wish I had an obedient army of molemen from Mars.
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Post by: Anonymous on September 25, 2007, 07:52:32 pm
Granted, but the molemen have small brains and screw up every task you give them.

I wish for alien life to make contact with Earth.
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Post by: Anonymous on September 25, 2007, 10:03:31 pm
They do, but it's all sexual contact and you're their favorite test subject.

I wish my RL friends would call me.
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Post by: Anonymous on September 26, 2007, 07:10:10 am
Granted, but all they do is talk about their ex-boyfriends/girlfriends.

I wish for strawberry jam.
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Post by: Anonymous on September 26, 2007, 09:55:20 am
Granted, but it's five years past the expiration date and you die eating it.

I wish I was 007.
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Post by: Anonymous on September 26, 2007, 07:17:46 pm
Granted, only Q has become senile and can't give you any cool gadgets, Moneypenny's on a permanent holiday and your Bond Girl is a total bitch and won't let you hit it.

I wish I had long hair again.
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Post by: Anonymous on September 26, 2007, 07:44:36 pm
Your hair grows ever longer, untill eventually it gains its own mind, leaves you and becomes an elvis impersonator in Las Vegas.

I wish for a pony.
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Post by: Anonymous on September 26, 2007, 07:52:26 pm
Yes, but it's an alien pony that uses you as a pawn in it's world domination plan.

I wish that Jimi Hendrix was still alive.
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Post by: Anonymous on September 26, 2007, 08:29:59 pm
Hendrix lives! <strike>Don't believe Ondore's lies!</strike> But he can't get out of his grave =

I wish I was awesome.
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Post by: Anonymous on September 26, 2007, 08:45:23 pm
You get to be awesome! Sadly never as awesome as anyone else.

I wish I could call for Godzilla when I wanted to.
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Post by: Anonymous on September 26, 2007, 11:13:44 pm
Oh c'mon, you can already do that. He just doesn't answer.

I wish I had lots of money.
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Post by: Anonymous on September 27, 2007, 01:09:15 am
Granted but you get hassled day and night by people asking to 'borrow' it

I wish for eternal darkness Muahahahahaha!

(I love Kingdom Hearts ^^)
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Post by: Anonymous on September 27, 2007, 01:37:47 am
The sun dies and every power generator explodes. There is complete chaos and the world crumbles as nuclear weapons go off everywhere and a radioactive winters descends upon us.  Hope your happy!

I wish I could control time.
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Post by: Anonymous on September 27, 2007, 03:32:10 am
Granted...but Hitler comes back, Pearl Harbor is bombed again, and it's WWII all over again...only with futuristic weapons.

I wish I could ace the SATs.
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Post by: Anonymous on September 27, 2007, 06:53:03 am
Granted but all those who did badly hate you

I wish, I wish I had a fish ^^


And yes ShizukuTonderui I am happy ^^
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Post by: Anonymous on September 27, 2007, 06:59:31 am
Granted, but a dolphin takes your fish, sings "So long and Thanks for All the Fish", then teleports into it's spaceship with the other dolphins. Then the world is destroyed to make way for an intergalatic highway.

I wish John Lennon was alive.
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Post by: Anonymous on September 27, 2007, 09:45:06 am
Granted, but then all the other Beatles fans glomp him before you do.

I wish I had a dollar for every time Bush makes another mistake.
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Post by: Anonymous on September 27, 2007, 09:57:06 am
Granted, but he's only in office for one more year. I bet you wish you'd made that wish back in 2000~

I wish I had a Kingdom Hearts wall scroll.
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Post by: Anonymous on September 27, 2007, 11:51:22 am
Granted, but it somehow catches fire and burns.

I wish I could see every anime made in the world.
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Post by: Anonymous on September 27, 2007, 12:00:41 pm
You die of starvation and dehydration. People find you in 2149 and believe that your a giant piece of jerky with scores of old cartoons. They decide to never go back in time and give us the secret of life.

I wish that I could utilize slipstream technology.
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Post by: Anonymous on September 27, 2007, 07:37:49 pm
Hurrah! The world joins together in praise for your discovery of this new and wonderful technology, bringing humanity out into the universe. On the first trip you appear next to a large creature, who screams something at you (which can somehow be heard in the vacuum of space) then proceeds to defile you for the remainder of your painfull life. In future years it is reasoned that the creature was called Glark, and he said simply "Bannana" the only word the creature has uttered in its entire life.


I wish that Draco would listen to the good concience, and not the evil one.
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Post by: Anonymous on September 27, 2007, 07:44:59 pm
Granted but it turns out I play both her consciouses so it really doesn't matter who she listens to! Hurrah! Also Choco, that was a good one~

I wish I didn't get defiled by Glark.
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Post by: Anonymous on September 27, 2007, 11:56:23 pm
Wish granted!  Only, you married him, and you let him do those things willingly. You also had a child named 'Bannana"

I wish my brain wasn't in gutter-land 24-7.
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Post by: Anonymous on September 28, 2007, 01:01:14 am
Your mind is pulled, by a camically large fishing rod, out of the gutter. It lands in a strange realm where no young human has tread before, a realm of taxes, bills and insurance.

I wish shizzy stopped trying to wish himself out of things.
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Post by: Anonymous on September 28, 2007, 01:38:11 am
Granted, but only instead he starts killing people because he's run out of wishes.

I wish Choco would just get the sex change operation already.
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Post by: Anonymous on September 28, 2007, 01:50:20 am
Choco's gender finnally becomes male, unfortunately the doctor makes him too well hung, and he is forever cursed to work in bad pornos.


I wish for a greater girl to guy ratio in the world.
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Post by: Rhi-Rhi on September 28, 2007, 02:46:59 am
Wish granted! All the girls of the world have had a girl-to-guy sex change operation!

I wish I didn't have to sleep.
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Post by: Anonymous on September 28, 2007, 09:49:26 am
Wish granted...only you start to become insane by the dreams you were supposed to have. (man, I love Star Trek TNG)

I wish I had a cat tail.
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Post by: Anonymous on September 28, 2007, 10:19:01 am
Granted, now you can't go outside without being dogpiled (catpiled?) by ravenous fangrrls screeching 'OMG KAWAII!!!11one!!'

I wish to do battle with the imaginary number.
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Post by: Anonymous on September 28, 2007, 05:45:48 pm
Granted, but in the course of the battle, you realize that in order to defeat the number, you must become it... you win, but now you're imaginary.

I wish I can has cheezburger.
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Post by: Anonymous on September 29, 2007, 04:29:37 am
Granted...unfortuna tely, it's an undercooked Big Mac and you die from food poisoning. Word to the wise: stay away from McDonald's.

I wish I could go to Japan.
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Post by: Anonymous on September 29, 2007, 08:27:12 pm
You can go to Japan. Start swimming.


I wish the world was made of jelly. (or to you americans, jello)
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Post by: Anonymous on September 30, 2007, 02:34:56 am
It is. But, people are sinking into the earths molten jelly core, which makes them DIE!



I wish... It really did rain cats and dogs. o_o
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Post by: Anonymous on September 30, 2007, 04:10:02 am
It does...unfortunatel y the cats and dogs are black cats and rottweilers...which both happen to have rabies.

I wish I had infinitely good luck.
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Post by: Anonymous on September 30, 2007, 02:37:32 pm
Granted, but your infinite good luck quickly causes a recursive good-luck anomaly centered around you, draining the rest of the universe of all its luck until the fifth-dimensional Fortunavores (that is, luck eaters) come and devour you. The Luck Lords will then spend the next five thousand years cleaning up the mess you made in the fabric of space-luck, if they're lucky.

I wish I could manage my time properly.
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Post by: Anonymous on September 30, 2007, 07:03:36 pm
Granted, you can manage your time wisely, but managing your own time just isn't enough for you. You decide to manage the time of your family, and friends, and eventually the whole world. This finally leads to an overload of stress, and you spontaneously combust. What fun!  

I wish working didn't leave me with sore feet and a sore back.
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Post by: Anonymous on October 01, 2007, 02:26:00 am
Granted but without pain yopu forget what it is to be human O.o

I wish I could think of more imaginative ways to spoil someone's wish >.<
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Post by: Anonymous on October 01, 2007, 10:08:19 am
Granted...but the number of ways are so immense that you experience a...

BRAIN EXPLODIE!!!!

hehehehe....

I wish I could talk to fish.
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Post by: Anonymous on October 01, 2007, 10:12:55 am
Granted but you realise they are planning world domination by putting a mind controlling agent in the water. When you try and warn everybody they think you are crazy and you get hauled away by the men in white coats whilst the world gets taken over by the fishies ^^
Muahahahahahahahaha hahahaha

*coughs*

I wish I could pass through solid objects (ala Kitty from X-Men ^^)
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Post by: Anonymous on October 01, 2007, 04:47:23 pm
Granted, you can pass through solid objects. For a limited amount of time per day, at least. Unfortunately, one of those days you don't realize your time of passing through solid objects for day is expired, and you end up stuck in the middle of brick wall for the next 24 hours. That little experience leaves you terrified to pass through solid objects ever again.

I wish the magic of fantasy worlds was real.
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Post by: Anonymous on October 01, 2007, 05:19:01 pm
*bzzzzap* Magic exists! Side affects may include: nausea, dizzyness, smelling, irrititation, genital redness, soreness, weeping, moaning, crying, dying, flying, blisters, and being spontaniously eaten by three headed lions.



I wish there were less shiny things to distract rhi from posting -.-
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Post by: Anonymous on October 07, 2007, 01:57:11 pm
Granted, but she never posts in the threads you want her to.

I wish tomorrow wasn't a school day.
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Post by: Anonymous on October 07, 2007, 03:54:00 pm
It's Columbus Day tomorrow, so there's no school...but you still have to work...(there's no school for me tomorrow and I'm jobless! Whee!!)

I wish I could live in Ireland.
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Post by: Anonymous on October 07, 2007, 04:40:56 pm
Granted! You now have to deal with miserable weather all year long, including August.

And where I live, we don't get Columbus Day off. Boo.

I wish that all the Beatles were alive so they could do a reunion tour.
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Post by: Anonymous on October 07, 2007, 05:09:52 pm
The Beatles live! Unfortunately the world has grown intolerent to their kind, and a Korean cleaning man squashes them when he canot read the "Do not squash the band, yes we know they are beatles very funny, but no" sign.


I wish women would stop whinging about unrealistic body images in barbies and magazines...i mean have they ever seen a bloody wrestling toy?? Now theres an unrealistic image, but you don;t hear guys complainging....exc ept right now....but thats just to make a point.
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Post by: Anonymous on October 07, 2007, 06:42:20 pm
Granted!  The women stop bitching about unrealistic of them.  Unfotionitly they start bitch about all the unrealistic images of men and soon all the toys of wreslters are changed to appear realistic and thus their sales plummet and wrestling loses massive money and try to get more viewers by making even worse wanky storylines for their shows.


I wish I could focus better and finish writing a story.
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Post by: Anonymous on October 07, 2007, 07:17:29 pm
Granted! Unfortunately, you don't make a lot of money on it. And you don't know what to write next.

I wish I could be a pirate...yar...
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Post by: Anonymous on October 07, 2007, 07:31:42 pm
Yar!  A bunch of ninjas blow up your ship!  You drown!


I wish I could patent a multi-million dollar idea.
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Post by: Anonymous on October 08, 2007, 02:47:30 am
granted! anything with ninja's in it is worth multi millions

I wish to understand why shizzy is so crazy aside from her rantings and ravings about burgers
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Post by: Anonymous on October 09, 2007, 03:28:51 pm
Congrats! You acheive total understanding of Shizzy's insanity. Unfortunately, once you reach that understanding you go insane yourself and to keep from being hauled off the funny farm you get a job as an Elder God's human biatch.

I wish to steal my gimail's spam bat.
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Post by: Anonymous on October 09, 2007, 05:00:46 pm
You and the spam bat run off happily into the sunset...pursued by angry sopam, selling you viagra, steriods, and sex.



I wish for a more efficient source of power by the year 2020 (its practical ^^)
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Post by: Anonymous on October 13, 2007, 09:53:17 pm
Granted, but the government refuses to use it, saying that it's too expensive.

I wish I could meet the Lost Boys (from the movie, The Lost Boys.)
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Post by: Anonymous on March 04, 2008, 09:45:48 pm
Granted, but they all jump on you and drink your blood.

I wish that my dogs could speak English...
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Post by: Anonymous on March 05, 2008, 06:21:33 am
Granted, but they all run around saying "Bark, woof and growl"

I wish the laundry would do itself
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Post by: Anonymous on March 05, 2008, 11:49:37 am
Granted, but afterwards it gets all sweaty and smelly again.

I wish that I wasn't so indecisive.
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Post by: Anonymous on March 10, 2008, 10:45:06 pm
Granted, but you become so decisive that you never think things through and end up getting arrested for running naked through Wal-Mart.

I wish that spring break was here...
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Post by: Anonymous on April 05, 2008, 06:47:02 pm
It is now the last day of spring break! You were comatose the whole time.

I wish I could create a virtual reality internet like the one on futurama.
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Post by: Anonymous on April 07, 2008, 03:44:06 pm
Granted! But You Get Lost In It and Never Come Out!

I Wish...My notebook's spine wasn't broken!
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: Anonymous on April 24, 2008, 11:11:00 am
Presto! Your notebook's spin is no longer broken, however shortly afterwards it is stolen by a short elf with a mustache and dressed in green spandex.

I wish I had a car like Speed Racer's ^^.
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: Anonymous on April 24, 2008, 08:50:19 pm
Granted, but you crash into a tree and die

I wish I was a hydromancer!
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: Anonymous on April 26, 2008, 12:58:21 pm
Granted!

Unfortunately you get trapped in the game, World of Warcraft and you are farmed for eternity by oogly alliance.

</geekasm>

I wish my ear would stop itching :(
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: Anonymous on April 27, 2008, 12:01:07 am
Granted! You now have no ear to itch.

How do hydromancers have anythign to do with WoW?
I wish had had magical powers
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: Anonymous on April 27, 2008, 03:11:13 am
o.O

There are a few! (http://http://www.wowwiki.com/Hydromancer_Thespia) mostly bosses, however.

Granted! Unfortunately they come about in a public place and you're incarcerated by the Government for your trouble.
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: Anonymous on May 01, 2008, 11:44:38 pm
Your every wish is granted, only now the world is so weird that it nolonger works properly. It spontaneously combusts and its all your fault.

I wish people posted more often.
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: Anonymous on May 02, 2008, 10:42:15 am
Granted, but they all become spammers.

I wish that it would rain cream soda.
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: Anonymous on May 02, 2008, 01:45:46 pm
Granted but everything becomes sticky and you end up stuck on the ceiling

I wish I had a pet Ham-Ham ^^ Pashmina would be nice ^^
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: Anonymous on May 03, 2008, 05:02:55 pm
I lose at this game.  I keep forget to make wishes XD.

Granted! Unfortunately you failed to specify what a ham-ham was, so you get a pet cured-ham.

I wish my job sucked less!
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: Anonymous on May 03, 2008, 05:34:49 pm
Granted! It now blows and you get blown out the window.

I wish everybody ended their sentances with "and threw it out the window".
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: Anonymous on May 03, 2008, 05:38:21 pm
Granted, but someone added it to the sentence "He picked up an anvil" and you end up with a giant weight crushing your head.

I wish that wishes were wishier.
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: Anonymous on May 03, 2008, 11:18:48 pm
Granted, only now wishes are soo wishy washy that they make you groan and your head spin leading to:

I wish I could fly on a big pink elephant with a curly tail and blue polka dots.
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: Anonymous on June 22, 2008, 09:11:37 pm
Granted! But He crashes after being shot down!

I wish I had a steak!
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: Anonymous on August 15, 2008, 01:02:24 am
I'ma grant my own wish since no one else wanted too!

Granted! but it's not cooked the way I want it :(

I wish for a real Dragon!
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: Anonymous on August 15, 2008, 01:14:47 am
A Komodo Dragon arrives in the mail, eating your precious supply of chickens.

I wish for a pencil.
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: Anonymous on August 15, 2008, 01:48:12 am
NOT MY CHICKENS! >:[

Granted! But It Stabs J00 In The Eye.

I wish for...more awesome orange notebooks like I have!
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: Anonymous on August 16, 2008, 07:57:13 am
Komodo dragons are frickin' metal. Draco can attest to this fact.

Granted... you get a shipment of 7200 awesome orange notebooks. Good luck finding room in your house for other things, like walking and furniture.

I wish my PE teacher didn't make us run so much.
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: Rhi-Rhi on August 16, 2008, 03:26:30 pm
Granted. Now you do nothing but push-ups the whole period, and you can't even cheat and do the girl ones. P:

I wish I didn't have to work. |:
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: Anonymous on August 16, 2008, 05:43:20 pm
Granted. You don't have to work. You are free to live on the streets begging for pennies.

I wish I could find some work.
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: Anonymous on August 16, 2008, 10:21:46 pm
Granted but it involves a corner and money for scandalous things.

I wish for my iPod back :(
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: Anonymous on September 18, 2008, 04:44:11 am
Granted but the person who borrowed it has broken it and claims it was already like that when they got it, plus it has bite marks on it.

I wish I were in London.
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: Anonymous on September 18, 2008, 01:45:49 pm
Was it Idina...who carried it with her when she wolfed out?

Granted! But then SOMEHOW a hurricane comes through. Damn.

I wish that I had some Olive Garden ^_^
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: Anonymous on September 30, 2008, 03:42:16 am
Granted! But, alas, you eat an olive and it lodges in your throat, rendering you unable to breathe. Hence, you die. And for added insult, your friends steal your wallet and burn down your house.

I wish I could do crack with Charlie the Unicorn.
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: Anonymous on September 30, 2008, 04:18:09 am
Granted. Unfortunately he steals your kidneys while you're, like, totally listening to a song you had to hear, man.

I wish I had better tea than this. English Breakfast no longer cuts it.
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: Anonymous on September 30, 2008, 05:36:42 am
Granted, you get the best tea in the world but only have one cup. From the time you drink it, all others will taste bland and bitter.

I wish Demya will pass her candidacy
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: Anonymous on September 30, 2008, 02:58:31 pm
Granted! But she dies shortly after =[

I wish that these entertainment weeklys would cut themselves up for collages!
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: Anonymous on September 30, 2008, 10:29:56 pm
Granted, but the cut-outs are magical cut-outs and they assault you, shove you into the closet and proceed to take over the world.

I wish Gackt would bring out more songs v__v
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: Anonymous on October 01, 2008, 12:07:03 am
Granted, but... no. That's punishment enough.

I wish my cat would stop vomiting in the apartment.
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: Anonymous on October 01, 2008, 03:29:57 am
He starts holding it in and it ends up flowing straight out to the other end instaed.... yum. That's going to be fun to clean up.

I wish I could be noctural all the time.
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: Anonymous on October 01, 2008, 11:08:14 am
GRANTED! But then you start missing everything!

I wish that the WHOLE world was nocturnal mwaha!
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: Anonymous on October 02, 2008, 12:39:52 pm
Granted. Your car is now solar-powered.

I wish Niklas Sundström would stop being such a little bitch.
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: Anonymous on October 16, 2008, 08:43:29 am
Niklas is now a big, one ton bitch.

I wish I had a better imagination right now.
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: Anonymous on October 16, 2008, 11:16:03 am
Granted! But you go crazy because it's so intense.

I wish there was tube technology so we could travel faster.
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: Anonymous on October 16, 2008, 11:20:53 am
Granted but the designing is shocking and you get stuck in a dead-end.

I wish I had a really cool job where I could write as much as I wanted and didn't have to turn up before 9am.
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: Anonymous on October 16, 2008, 12:01:54 pm
ME TOO.

Granted. Except you realize you're dreaming. Le siiigh.

I wish it was Halloween already and I had an awesome costume ready >.>
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: Anonymous on October 16, 2008, 11:04:12 pm
Granted but nobody else will go with you or wants anything else to do with Haloween.

I wish I had a really cool costume pattern.
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: Anonymous on October 18, 2008, 11:13:52 am
Granted! But Everyone gets really jealous and won't talk to you.

I wish I had a massive awesome super computer.
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: Anonymous on December 08, 2008, 12:15:49 am
Granted. But it's so intelligent it takes over the world and kicks your dog.

I wish I'd get some inspiration so I could actually start RPing here -__-
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: Anonymous on December 09, 2008, 01:14:24 pm
GRANTED! But then everyone goes on a vacation.

I wish for a giant pizza made deliciously ^_____^.
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: Anonymous on December 10, 2008, 12:04:08 am
Granted! but someone else eats it


I wish my doggy wouldn't be so smelly
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: Anonymous on December 11, 2008, 05:17:05 pm
Granted but he cleans everything in your house repeatedly and your whole house is covered in soap bubbles.

I wish that camera flashes weren't so bright.
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: Anonymous on January 14, 2009, 07:25:01 pm
Granted but every photo taken comes out too dark and nobody can ever take good night pictures.

I wish I knew 5 languages fluently.
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: Anonymous on January 18, 2009, 01:47:45 pm
Granted! But you always mash them together and no one understands you.

I wish that I could drive already.
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: Anonymous on January 20, 2009, 10:29:01 am
Granted, but you don't have a licence and get caught.

I wish for a virtual reality helmet!
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: Anonymous on January 20, 2009, 11:22:28 am
Granted, but it malfunctions and your now stuck in it.

I wish I had a trained dancing monkey
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: Anonymous on January 20, 2009, 11:27:38 am
Granted but the monkey is a trained necromancer. He kills you and your entire family, then ressurects you all, then kills you again, then ressurects you, then kills you etc.

I wish for an anti-glomp barrier
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: Anonymous on January 20, 2009, 05:28:33 pm
Granted, but it also deflects all forms of physical contact as well, leaving you in a rather lonely isolation.  No more hugs for you. >.>

I wish that this paper would just write itself >_<
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: Anonymous on January 21, 2009, 11:08:20 am
Granted but it's so good that your teacher thinks you stole it.

I wish little sisters had mute button.
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: Anonymous on January 21, 2009, 02:40:19 pm
Granted! But you lose the remote and she can never speak again!

I wish I was moved out of my house into a nice one...that pays for itself! Haha!
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: Anonymous on January 21, 2009, 03:39:36 pm
Granted,  but all  your stuff gets lost in the move.
Trust me, Jules being mute is a good thing.

I wish I had a remote controlled time machine.
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: Anonymous on January 22, 2009, 11:38:17 am
Granted but you have to take Bill and Ted with you.

I wish there was more time in a day.
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: Anonymous on January 22, 2009, 04:23:21 pm
The day is now so long that by the end of it you are sick from lack of sleep.

I wish summer wasn't so hot.
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: Anonymous on January 23, 2009, 11:25:46 am
Granted! Now it snows constantly and the vampire from 30 days of night show up and abominable snowmen!

I wish that cigarettes were good for you XD
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: Anonymous on January 26, 2009, 03:18:01 pm
Granted! But in order to be good for you, they are no longer enjoyable.

I wish that I didn't have to go to work.
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: Anonymous on January 27, 2009, 07:04:32 am
Granted! but the snow canceling  work is 70 feet tall!

I wish for Chipotle right now this second.
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: Anonymous on January 27, 2009, 06:11:36 pm
You get a rotten Chipotle. :(

I wish I had healing powers.
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: Anonymous on January 28, 2009, 12:27:03 pm
Granted but they hurt you when they work.
I wish that I had the perfect sauce for a chickeny pasta.
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: Anonymous on January 28, 2009, 11:25:35 pm
Granted, but aliens come and probe you to try and steal the recipe.

I was I could live beyond the Earth's atmosphere.
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: Anonymous on January 29, 2009, 09:08:27 pm
Granted! But you get lonely with being the only one who can =[.

I wish that I had lots of Arizona fruit punch. So thirsty for yummy drinks.
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: Anonymous on February 06, 2009, 02:42:00 am
Granted! You drink so much punch that you feel sick because your belly is too full.

I wish I was a pretty princess with a pink tiara! (Yuck!)
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: Anonymous on February 07, 2009, 10:59:12 am
O_o
Granted but everyone is so scared of the change they avoid you, and don't believe you are a princess.

I wish that my zune would get here already =D
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: Anonymous on August 14, 2009, 10:41:16 pm
Granted but you can only put music on it that you hate. P:

I wish to be able to see into the future.
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: Anonymous on August 20, 2009, 07:13:31 am
Granted, but you are always seeing the future and never the present so you never really live.

I wish that I could turn into a wolf ^_^
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: Anonymous on December 16, 2009, 05:51:23 pm
Granted, but you always have itchy, horrible fleas. ]:

I wish I had more spaghetti!
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: Anonymous on December 16, 2009, 06:30:06 pm
Granted, but its expired.

I wish I had pizza.
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: Anonymous on December 18, 2009, 06:52:58 am
Granted but it's covered in fishies! horrible raw stinky fishies!

I wish that chocolate was good for you!
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: Anonymous on December 18, 2009, 09:04:49 am
Granted, but it also becomes highly addictive, and after do-gooders burn down most of the cocoa trees in the world (in an attempt to stop corporations from abusing it), bloody wars erupt in an attempt to own the last few remaining ones.

I wish I could speak any language.
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: Anonymous on December 18, 2009, 10:44:28 am
Granted, but you can never speak the same language as the person you are speaking too, i.e if you are speaking to a french person who only knows French, you cannot speak french. ]:

I wish I could read your p-p-poker face.
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: Anonymous on December 23, 2009, 09:55:26 am
D: Poor chocolate.

Granted! Cept you always speak a different one than you need!

I wish decisions were easier.
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: Anonymous on March 31, 2010, 03:10:13 am
You end up deciding to end your life over losing a game of snakes and ladders.

I wish I could summon balloons at will, so I could have a personal rubbery army 8D
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: Anonymous on June 22, 2010, 10:26:38 am
Granted! Except your grand enemy clan summon sharp needles!

I wish I had a coffee and a scone.
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: Anonymous on July 11, 2010, 12:51:59 pm
Granted! :) your wish arrives infront of you floating there ready for you BUT as soon as you put it in your mouth BANG they explode

i wish for loads of cookies
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: Anonymous on July 13, 2010, 10:06:32 am
Granted! You get loads of cookies in a container that's you-proof.

I wish for inspiration!
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: GIR on June 03, 2011, 10:53:10 am
Granted, but it's inspiration for a song on an instrument you can't play in a language you don't know.

I wish for a flamethrower, a Coke, a nuke, and a fridge.
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: Anonymous on June 03, 2011, 11:01:21 am
Granted, but they are all the size of keychains!

I wish for a teleport machine.
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: GIR on June 03, 2011, 11:09:57 am
Granted, but it teleports away, leaving you to mourn its loss.

I wish for... a shrubbery!
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: Aria on June 03, 2011, 11:13:44 am
Granted. But its a mutant flesh-eating shrubbery, and it eats you.

I wish I wasn't so stressed.
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: GIR on June 03, 2011, 11:16:20 am
Granted. You feel nothing now.

I wish for the Megadoomer.
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: Brisinger987 on April 27, 2013, 02:29:54 pm
Granted, but it dooms you eternally...

I wish I was a real boy. *sad face*
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: Paradox on July 04, 2013, 08:52:01 pm
Granted, however it has cost you YOUR SOUL!!!

I wish I had an endless supply of root beer!
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: Brisinger987 on July 05, 2013, 12:35:41 am
GRANTED, but, it's poisoned.

I wish I had met Cortana and Master Chief....
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: GIR on July 06, 2013, 12:12:49 pm
Granted, but you get sniped by a Kig-yar sniper half a millisecond after you meet them.

I wish for tacos.
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: Brisinger987 on July 06, 2013, 12:13:55 pm
Granted, but your taco becomes sentient and runs away before you can eat it.

I wish to play on stage with Slipknot for a whole song, and not fail!
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: GIR on July 07, 2013, 11:32:29 am
Granted, but you were high, and only thought you didn't fail.

I wish for a loophole.
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: Brisinger987 on July 07, 2013, 01:18:16 pm
Granted, but the loophole is a physical object and strangles you to death.

I wish for a new guitar pick! With custom patterns, and is indestructible!
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: Flakeblood on July 07, 2013, 03:30:27 pm
Granted, but everyone is so envious, it is stolen only a minute after you receive it, and you spent that time admiring its patterns instead of using it.

I wish for a comfortable chair.
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: Brisinger987 on July 07, 2013, 03:32:26 pm
Granted, but the chair breaks as soon as you sit on it due to poor building quality.

I wish my guitar was restrung with guage 12-58 strings...
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: Paradox on July 07, 2013, 04:24:59 pm
Granted! Unfortunately, when you start jammin' on it you are suddenly assaulted by random barn animals! Oh noes!

I wish I had a rootbeer float!  :D
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: Flakeblood on July 08, 2013, 08:44:18 pm
Granted. You see a rootbeer floating in the dead sea. An old man claims it before you can.

I wish for a pad of paper that never runs out of sheets.
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: Aeyt on February 13, 2014, 04:58:54 am
granted, but as soon as a sheet is turned or removed it turns to dust.

I wish that people would have to do whatever i tell them to, at the best of their ability, whether they understand what I'm saying or not.
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: GIR on February 13, 2014, 02:23:05 pm
Granted, but they are only capable of following your directions extremely literally.

I wish for nothing.
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: Aeyt on February 14, 2014, 06:53:31 pm
granted. everything poofs out of existence except you.

I wish for an ice cold soda
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: Brisinger987 on June 01, 2014, 03:09:48 pm
Granted, but when you touch it, it spontaneously combusts.

I wish to be a dragon.
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: Anadwen on June 01, 2014, 03:31:38 pm
Granted, but you are only 50 cm tall and a meter long, can't breathe fire, have the IQ of a rat and are a scavenger living in the sewers.

I wish for my white scarf to never get dirty or stained no matter what is done with it, in a way that I can wear it.
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: GIR on June 01, 2014, 03:50:38 pm
Granted. It now strangles you at every opportunity. But, hey, at least it's perfectly clean! And still technically wearable.

I wish for a cookie.
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: Anadwen on June 01, 2014, 03:55:40 pm
Granted. However, your cookie is completely infused with concentrated cyanide.

I wish to be always able to find my keys, glasses, phone, whatever quickly when I need it.
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: GIR on June 01, 2014, 04:11:58 pm
Granted. For a fee of 50 million Ruya per object. Up front.

I wish for a hat.
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: Aeyt on June 10, 2014, 07:26:12 am
granted. its a hat, made of a dead rat. Merry Christmas from Jack Skellington!

I wish for a bank account that I can withdraw any amount of money from at any time at any atm.
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: Anadwen on June 10, 2014, 07:52:34 am
Granted. However, the money cannot be used to buy anything, as it is fictional and thus has no value in the real world.

I wish for endless supplies of readily available chocolate.
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: Aeyt on June 14, 2014, 02:25:46 am
Granted! But the chocolate is always the oldest chocolate available in the world, so it's pretty gross.

I wish for the most comfortable pair of men's medium sized boxer shorts.
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: GIR on June 21, 2014, 10:24:09 am
Granted. They fall apart after five seconds, however, unless you perform the entirety of the Riverdance final performance. Flawlessly. Better get dancing.

I wish people would quit trying to break the game.
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: Anadwen on June 21, 2014, 10:41:25 am
Granted. However... No one will ever try to participate again, so that technically counts as stopping trying! And... It's a pretty sad stop, well, isn't it?

I wish for my room to clean itself without me doing anything.
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: paganchick on June 22, 2014, 06:01:29 am
Granted, but everything that was out of place is sucked up into oblivion.

I wish I had more nail polish
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: Anadwen on June 22, 2014, 07:57:57 am
Granted, but it's poo-colored, poo-patterned and poo-perfumed.

I wish I had more place to hang the chains and pendants I have on display.
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: paganchick on June 22, 2014, 08:06:00 am
Wish granted but as soon as they put on display they become invisible.

I wish I could have a smoothie right now.
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: Aeyt on June 22, 2014, 10:02:38 am
Granted! It's made with all the foods you dislike the most. mmm mmm! Plus it has a really weird texture.


I wish for a 1943 United States copper-alloy penny
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: GIR on September 24, 2015, 03:12:47 pm
Granted, but it falls down a bottomless drain the second you have it. What are the odds?

I wish for a Nuka-Cola and a flamethrower.
Title: Re: The wish game!
Post by: Aeyt on September 06, 2017, 11:11:24 pm
Wish granted! The Nuca-Cola is the yellow kind from Fallout Tactics, and the flamethrower is in the hands of a scary raider.

I wish to be able to time travel back to 1980's USA.
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