Remnants of the Earth
COMMUNITY => General Discussion => Topic started by: Anonymous on September 13, 2007, 11:11:22 pm
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I think my laptop is Artificially Inteligant.
Its wont let me online in the morning untill I have eaten my oatmeal
It kicks me off if I haven eaten lunch
then agian if I haven't had dinner, and wont let me back on untill I do.
It's a little creepy, but if its true than it knows im typing this now. So if I dont come back in tomorro you'll know why, lol.
:shock:
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XD maybe your parents are unplugging your 'net?
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Nah...maybe the computer is AI. But remember, artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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If your computer doesn't kill you, it might try making you its loyal minion so it can inflict its will upon the unsuspecting world.
The best advice I have to avoid that awful fate is to give the 'puter a smack on the monitor or tower and pray you knock it stupid or just threaten to take out its memory.
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"Come Pinky, we must make our plans for tomorro night.
Why Brain, what we gonna do tomorro night?
The same thing we do every night, Try To Take Over The World!
Zoink! And I though we were gonna watch the ladies dancing in chocolate pudding.
Thats Mud Wrestling Pinky.
Oh, a bit less appatizing than isn't it...Point!
Simpleton," *Smack forhead*