Dear Pari-Pari-Dance.
... What's with all the poop? Ew.
Aww, you know Cory's never paid attention to you. You confuse his man-bits and that makes him nervous, so he just pretends not to like you. Everyone loves you Pari, even though you don't think so. Weirdo.
Pari, don't be like that! I didn't want to leave! But you know how it is with psychics and Aedolis. I had to go, we'll see if there can be visits and once I'm a pilot I'll come see you lots and lots and lots! I swear.
And yes, I love the poster, it's great.
I love you.
- Vaughan
P.S: My mentor, Gabriel, likes IF! He's really nice too, so... Yeah, that's good!