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The Fugly Juice [Rhi!]
« on: March 21, 2012, 01:15:16 pm »
Have you ever had an experience where, upon beholding something completely beyond your scope of understanding, you can do naught but stare as words to describe it have completely eluded you?
Yes, well, he was having one of those moments right now.
Because of this…thing in front of him.

Let’s rewind a little shall we? Bjarte had been stuck on the space station Cancer for months now, perfecting his medical skills so that a day like today could finally happen. Though he had a dabbling of experience in many things, the sciences were definitely his forte thanks to an extended stint with Thanatos Inc. On the Cancer, he had turned that knowledge of humanoid biology toward the medical field, in the hopes it would help him get hired onto one of the many ships that came and went. Of course, he had no license of any kind for this sort of work, but opening up a ‘back room’ style clinic had done it’s job, and he’d gotten the experience needed to feel comfortable around most injuries and species.
Now he just had to find a ship willing to take on a medic with no formal knowledge - surprisingly easy to do, it turned out.

He’d gone through a few contacts who were supposedly able to find people passage on ships of all kinds for all reasons, but until now he’d had difficulty finding a crew that had a medic opening. There were plenty of ships with less than legal crews coming and going, but Bjarte just never hit them at a time when they were in need of his services.
Today it would seem his luck had changed - some ship called the ‘Sassy Juice’ seemed to be in need of his skills, according to his contact. He’d been led into the docks and to the ship, but was currently too busy staring at it in some mix of mute horror and confused amusement to even think about introducing himself to the captain.

What the hell was this thing? It was like someone had puked rainbows all over it. It seemed as though an attempt at design had been made, but his eyes refused to see it amid all the colors running naked across the hull.
“That is one ugly goddamn ship.”
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Re: The Fugly Juice [Rhi!]
« Reply #1 on: March 25, 2012, 04:25:23 pm »
"Ya wanna rewind and try that again, Shorty?"

Stepping past the alien, Ari paused before him with one hand on his hip and his colorful head tilted down so he could look at Shorty there. In his other hand was a clear plastic bag filled with water--and several small, colorful fish, all neon blues and purples and pinks with elaborate fins for their small size.

It had been a fruitful day; he'd run all his usual errands, checked up on all his usual contacts, hit his usual bar, and bought a few new, obscenely expensive fish he didn't really need, but which he'd really wanted after a couple of shots. At least he was functionally buzzed; he'd had sense enough to inquire about their care requirements and compatibility with his other fish. Take that, Ben! He was responsible!

And now some Shorty was dissing his baby.

"Baby here's a work of contemporary art, man. But eh, we can't all be connoisseurs, I guess. It's okay, baby," he said, looking over to his ship and shaking his head. "Shorty's just ignorant."
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« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2012, 09:19:00 pm »
Now, Bjarte had some damn fine hearing. His deer-shaped ears swiveled around easily to catch just about everything - that being said, he was in the middle of a dock full of the sounds of people and mechanics. So somehow, a large man with a rainbow splooge on his head managed to sneak right up behind him.
Luckily, he didn’t jump - though his loosely curled tail DID snap into a tight circle as a show of his surprise.
Hopefully the giant human would be too dumb to have noticed.

As what would turn out to be the captain of the ship spoke, Bjarte simply stared at him blankly with unusual feline like eyes. He wasn’t all that bothered by being called ‘shorty’ - it wasn’t his fault he was stuck in solar system full of obscenely sized humanoids. Honestly, no wonder the one called ‘Earth’ was a mess - how could any ecosystem handle such behemoths.
After the man was done reassuring his…ship…there was an extended period of silence as the short alien continued to stare at the human.

“…I’m sorry, did you say something? I was distracted by your hair. It’s like an entity of it’s own up there - loud and obnoxious, not unlike most humans. I mean, when you chose to color your hair a lovely shade of rainbow puke, you must have expected it would trump everything you say.”
Amusingly enough, all of this was spoken entirely deadpan, and not once did his face show a flicker of emotion. It made it all but impossible to say if he was joking or just being flat out rude, and that was something Ari was going to have to get used to it if he hired this particular medic.
Then, completely out of nowhere (and still deadpan).
“Nice fish.”
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« Reply #3 on: March 29, 2012, 09:27:35 pm »
Ari's eyebrow rose as he stared down at the alien. The alien with the horns and the ears and the tail and the gray skin and who, until he'd actually spoken, Ari had had pegged for a woman. Or maybe she was a deep-voiced women. It gave him a moment's pause but then he filed that away into the folder of "whatever!", since he never could be bothered by sex or gender or even race, and focused right back on the irony of that statement.

He was the distracting one here?

He decided to take it as a compliment. He wasn't going to lie--the tattoos and piercings and hair dye did have the added bonus of grabbing peoples' attention and making him stand out and he would have been kind of bummed if it didn't.

Reaching up, Ari grinned and fluffed his hair. "Thanks! Ain't many rainbows in space so I thought I'd bring some with me, y'know?" he said, and he could have been referring to anything then--his hair, his tattoos, or the fish. "Now, ya gonna keep starin' or ya gonna make a move? Just sayin', 'cause last time someone looked all intense like that, we hooked up."
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« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2012, 11:16:29 pm »
Again there was a long pause, Bjarte just blinking at the large rainbow head a few times. He’d just been propositioned for sex…and they’ve only been talking for a minute at best. Not only that, but he had that sneaking suspicion that this bizarre human was part of the Fugly Juice crew.
Wonderful. Just what he wanted to deal with while trapped in a small metal object out in space.

“I suppose you find yourself pretty attractive, to make a comment like that. I’m just distracted by your screaming hair. Nothing else about you is particularly amusing.”
His tail uncurled and curled, slowly and repeatedly, behind him as he spoke. His ears flipped forward, and then he sighed heavily.
“I suppose you’re a crew member on board this eyesore. I need to speak to the captain, as I hear this ship has need of a medic.”

If this was the forerunner to what he was going to have to deal with, he was going to be in for a long and rough few years.
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Re: The Fugly Juice [Rhi!]
« Reply #5 on: April 08, 2012, 12:45:02 am »
"Screamin' hair, huh? Oh, say! Ya wouldn't have synesthesia or somethin' would ya, what with the screamin' hair bit and all? Guess a rainbow would sound like chaos," Ari said with a grin, choosing to ignore what he didn't want to hear and focus on the parts he liked.

And he did like what the guy said next. A medic! Well, shit, he'd been looking for one of those for ages--and had needed one more and more, given recent events. His side was still sore from where bitchboy had sliced him and his forearm bore a fresh scar (that he was pretty pissed about because it went right through his tattoo sleeve, damn it all), so having someone on board who actually knew what they were doing would be swell.

He wasn't really liking the whole "diss the ship" thing, though.

His blue eyes narrowed a little at that remark, but then he just smiled again, broader. So, the kid hadn't figured it out. He reckoned the whole fawning over his ship thing might've given it away, but since it hadn't...

Ari shrugged. "Me? Oh, yeah, sure! I'm with the ship. Why don'tcha come on in? I gotta get these little guys put away first and all but yeah, I can help ya." He motioned toward the ship. "C'mon. And why don'tcha tell me whatcha know about miss Sassy here?"
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« Reply #6 on: April 22, 2012, 10:17:16 pm »
“…I do not have any mental disorders.” He responded blankly, knowing full well what Ari had been referencing. He was already beginning to notice that rainbow head had a really ‘interesting’ habit of hearing what he wanted, and twisting words around to his advantage. There really wasn’t anything he could do about it, other than keep an eye on this guy and watch his words.

Sighing, Bjarte nodded and followed rainbow head toward the ship. The faster he could get this done, the faster he could set up, and the faster he could get warmed up with some heating lamps. All of his gear was back in his little makeshift office, including the large UV lamps calibrated to roughly the equivalent of his planet’s sun. He was sorely missing them right about now. His dropping body temperature was making him even more irritable than usual.
“The reject art project is a relatively small ship that was built for speed and defense over offense. It carries the very basic necessities for a crew of five to eight people. It is also an unregistered pirating vessel that tends to favor Libran and Aedolian targets. I don’t know the names of the crew, that was kept relatively under the radar, which I suppose is not all that surprising.”
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« Reply #7 on: April 23, 2012, 12:22:15 am »
Ari's eyebrows arched and he made a small, impressed sound.

"Well, well. Shorty's done his homework. A Plus, little guy, A Plus. Anyhow, I just wanted to check and make sure ya knew what ya were gettin' into. You'll be workin' with outlaws, after all, doin' illegal things. It's a pretty dangerous job, even if ya won't be doin' any of the actual pillagin'."

The gangplank was already down and the doors slid open as Ari made his way up and into the ship, pausing only to make sure the alien was coming. "But sounds like ya know all that and don't mind so that shouldn't be a problem, eh? C'mon, I'll show ya where shit's at."

The inside was nothing fancy, and they went down a hall and some stairs before they wound up at Ari's room--which, unsurprisingly, he'd decked out in his special brand of eclectic style. Books lay scattered here and there and on his messy bed, dog-eared and loved, and there were piles of paper on his desk, some with messy sketches. Several magazines were stacked around the room, mostly porn, and there was a fish tank in a corner of the room near his bed that was filled with small, neon fish.

Ari placed his new fish, still in their bag, in the tank to give them time to adjust. "Aw, how ya doin', lovelies? Probably hungry, huh?" he said, and dropped a few pellets into the tank, checked the PH levels, and then glanced back at Bjarte as though just remembering he was there.

"Oh. Right. So, what're your credentials?"
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Re: The Fugly Juice [Rhi!]
« Reply #8 on: April 23, 2012, 12:43:02 am »
He was somewhat pleased to see that the rainbow hair guy was impressed, though it was just a small victory over a big dumb species.
“I always do my research. The nature of my coworkers is none of my concern so long as they do not make it a point to interfere with me. I may be smaller than the giant humanoids of this solar system, but I do know how to protect myself.”
Bjarte didn’t actually think that this human would understand just how dead serious he was, so he didn’t bother to adjust his deadpan voice or expression to reflect it. If anything, these idiotic creatures would simply learn the hard way not to bother him.

He traveled up the pathway that had extended to them on the tip toes of his paw like feet, walking with an odd sense of grace. Of course, a great deal of the movement of his body as a whole was completely lost beneath his oversized clothing, so the true beauty of his locomotion was completely lost. Not that he really cared, he doubted these creatures were perceptive enough to even notice such details.
Soon enough, and he had followed the large human into what appeared to be his personal quarters. Pausing for a moment, he scanned the room with his unusual yellow eyes, genuinely curious though it of course did not show in anything other than his fully forward-facing ears.

Since the human seemed to have forgotten his presence, he took the opportunity to poke around. The slender bound books, called ‘magazines’, were generally depictions of nude females. He didn’t pay them much mind after that, instead focusing on Ari’s bed - or rather, what was strewn across it.
He picked up a book and weighed it in his hands, before flipping it open and scanning it’s pages. It was unusual to see these things, with as much technology as was prevalent. He understood this collection had probably taken some doing to acquire. Curious, he ran his finger tips up and down the pages, feeling the ink and the course fibers. Setting the book down, he flipped an ear mildly at the human’s question, choosing not to answer just then. Instead, he turned away from Ari and scooped up a few of the papers from the desk. Again he scanned over them curiously, rubbing the paper between his fingers idly as he looked them over.

He didn’t bother to pause in his fingering of all of Ari’s personal effects as he finally spoke, tail curled up behind him.
“Credentials. I am not a certified doctor. I’ve never attended something equivalent to ‘school’ for this knowledge. I am entirely self taught. I studied the anatomy of the major humanoid species extensively, and then opened a back-room clinic on this station to perfect my knowledge. I am now comfortable with a number of species and their wounds, diseases, and defects. Assuming my supplies and your medical bay are equipped to handle it, there is very little I cannot in some way fix.”
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Re: The Fugly Juice [Rhi!]
« Reply #9 on: April 23, 2012, 02:47:36 pm »
Reaching over, Ari plucked the paper (which was a rough sketch of some tattoo designs) from the alien's fingers and set it back down on his desk, then took to picking up some of the things the guy had inspected and setting them back in their proper spots. It didn't matter if the guy had put them back--he hadn't put them back exactly as they'd been.

"Ahh, self taught, huh? I can respect that. And back room? Nice. I generally only deal with back-room types. They lack attachments, no paper trails, all that jazz. So long as ya know how to patch shit up when it's been broken, that's good enough for me. Most of us are human, by the way, but sometimes we pick up a 'noid, so that's useful."

As soon as his affects were back in order, Ari leaned one hand on his desk and looked the alien over from head to toe...er...paw. Damn. He was so interesting-looking. But hey, Ari was kind of a xenophile.

"Anyway, those creds are good enough for me. And to be clear, I don't expect ya to do any fightin' or anything, like I said--in fact, as our medic, I forbid it and I'll kick your ass if ya do. You'll stay here when shit hits the fan but even so, things get hairy sometimes. We're pirates, we do illegal shit, we get chased by feds, we get shot at, so ya better decide now whether or not you're really down with that 'cause once we're out in the black, it could be months before we see port. All that aside, you'll get your own room, you'll get fed, you'll get paid, and we've got a pretty well-equipped med bay. It'll do the job, anyway, but if ya need anything we're missin', just speak up."
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« Reply #10 on: April 23, 2012, 03:22:52 pm »
The paper was pulled from his hands, and he watched with mild amusement as Ari set to putting everything into it’s exact pre-handled position. This was something called OCD if he remembered correctly - an incredibly distracting disorder that caused humanoids a great deal of grief.
Naturally, he wished to cause this obnoxious human as much grief as possible.
He reached out idly with slender hands and began to shift things around, occasionally picking something up to inspect it, and then setting it down inches from where it had originally been.

His deer like ears swiveled idly to catch Ari’s words, though the tiny alien was not bothering to look at him as he spoke. By the way he was choosing his words, Bjarte was beginning to get the sneaking suspicion this guy was high on the food chain - or potentially the captain himself.
If that was the case, they were all doomed. What an ironic way to go out. Death by stupid rainbow head.

“What is a ‘noid’? I’m fairly familiar with humanoid slang and profanities, but I find myself unsure what that means. Are you referring to the term ‘humanoid’?”
He finally looked up at Ari (and it was a heck of a ways up), and just blinked slowly.
“I fully understood the terms and conditions before agreeing to join a pirate vessel. The element of danger does not intimidate or influence me or my work. I will only be agreeing to a two year contract of service, with a further contract of employment to be discussed at the end of the two years. I will also not require my own quarters, as the med bay itself will suffice, so there will be some degree of modification done. If all these stipulations are agreeable, I am available to start as soon as my gear and personal effects have been brought on board.”
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Re: The Fugly Juice [Rhi!]
« Reply #11 on: April 26, 2012, 12:27:32 am »
"Yep, humanoid," Ari said, watching as Mister Handsy went about touching all his things and giving a slight twitch. The guy was gonna smudge the lead! And he was putting it back all wrong. Ari wasn't actually that organized of a person, but that was the thing--he still knew where everything was because he knew where he'd left it so if it was no longer where he'd left it...well, that's when it got hairy.

But more than that, it was just that he was fumbling through his stuff like he owned the place. Some of that was personal.

He fought the urge to say something; the last thing he wanted was for people to know his pet peeves lest they be used against him--like he used peoples' annoyances against them. It was difficult, but he just casually reached around Shorty to place the items back where they belonged.

He was listening to the alien as this went on, and glad they were on the same page and that he seemed to understand the risks--at least, he hoped he truly did. He liked to make sure because it had happened before where someone handwaved all that, claimed they got it, and then freaked the fuck out when shit got real. Yeah, that was always great. But this little guy seemed to know his shit, seemed to have a plan, and Ari seized the moment to cement that agreement--and get the guy to stop touching his shit.

Wheeling around to face the alien, Ari reached out, snagged his hand before he could grab anything else, and shook it vigorously, grip strong. "Good to have ya on board, then! The name's Ari, by the way! Captain and all. So consider your ass mine for the next two years, eh?" He flashed Shorty a grin, still gripping his hand. "Med bay's all yours. Ya gonna need help getting your stuff moved?"
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« Reply #12 on: April 26, 2012, 01:19:42 am »
If Ari was trying to be stealthy with the whole ‘putting stuff back in it’s place’, he failed miserably. Bjarte was more than a little aware of his attempts, and he made sure to make note of this particular quirk for future plans. All the same, it was interesting to touch things, to learn what he could about the person that owned them. Of course, his sense of touch was far superior to that of any human when it came to his hands, so he was feeling far more than Ari ever could of his own personal effects.

And then something truly horrific happened.

That dumbfuck rainbow head grabbed his hand. WITHOUT WARNING. OR PERMISSION.

Generally humanoids did not expect him to know what a handshake even was, let alone particpiate in one. Most people just held out their hand, at which point Bjarte stared at it blankly, refusing to partake of the gesture. He hated touching people, it was far too personal and he had no desire to be that close to any of these creatures.
But to grab his highly sensitive hand like this???

Bjarte hissed high and shrill, his tail snapping tight into a circle behind him and his ears standing straight up. His ‘horns’ shot straight backward, and then curled up tightly against his head, all the while his entire slender frame shuddered something fierce. Half a second later and he was trying very hard to pull his hand free, though he lacked the strength to do so.
“Release.My.Hand.Right.Now.You.Fucking.Assmonkey.”
He forced out through tightly clenched teeth, showing off his sharpened upper and lower canines. His nostrils were flared, but at the very least he’d managed to shut down his sensitivity. Like all his kind, he could read the electrical impulses of the atmosphere and those found in living things - and with that ability, he could ‘sync’ with other living creatures and monitor their physical, mental, and emotional states of being.
It was very intimate, laden with trust, and NOT something he wished to do with a stranger - let alone this hulking idiot!!
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Re: The Fugly Juice [Rhi!]
« Reply #13 on: May 16, 2012, 02:39:57 pm »
Whoa!

So not the reaction he'd been expecting!

The guy hissed like an angry cat and he didn't have to tell Ari twice to let go! Ari jerked his hand back with a start and then stared at the alien like he'd gone completely schizo--or like he was worried he was about to have an epileptic fit, the guy had shuddered so hard. Fucking hell! It was a bloody damned handshake!

"Whoaaa, easy there, kitten!" Ari said, holding his hands up in a placating gesture, like he was trying to calm a startled horse. Shit. Sometimes he forgot not all aliens were totally...humanized . "Easy. I ain't tryin' to spook ya. That was a good-will gesture, not an attack."
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« Reply #14 on: May 17, 2012, 01:18:05 am »
Huffing with heavy breaths, Bjarte just hissed again at the kitten comment - perhaps not the best way of showing his displeasure, all things considered, but he was damned pissed and it was the sound his people made to express that particular sentiment. Giant stupid monkey face! At least he’d let go fairly rapidly, though the tiny alien now had both hands curled into his chest somewhat defensively. Although he was spitting angry, showing all the physical cues of his rage, his tiny nonhuman self came across as more…cute.
Like a kitten.
In his own society, he would have been quite intimidating right then. But in this land of oversized creatures, he seemed forever stuck in the realm of ‘cute’.
Not that he was aware of it right then.

“Why is it appropriate for you to touch me without warning or permission!? Do you people have NO manners!? Do not EVER touch me so casually again! Fucking moronic twat…” he grumbled and growled, but his tail was finally relaxing, as were his horns and ears. Most of his anger was simply due to shock, but he would likely brood for awhile over this particular slight. Sure, he could not really expect such a lumbering creature to understand, but that sure as hell didn’t mean he was going to forgive that stupid rainbow head.
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Re: The Fugly Juice [Rhi!]
« Reply #15 on: May 18, 2012, 12:20:16 am »
Ari tilted his head, genuinely perplexed. Here the guy was going off about how rude he was for touching him, and yet he'd had no issues fondling all his possessions!

"Uhhh...ya never heard of a handshake before? 'Cause, y'know, with humans that's perfectly good manners." The hell? The way the guy was carrying on, he was acting like he'd just violated his swimsuit areas. But maybe...

His eyebrows rose as realization dawned, eyes widening. He flipped his hand over and held it up, palm open, and stared down at it. "Wait. Don't tell me. Your people...did we just have sex?"
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Re: The Fugly Juice [Rhi!]
« Reply #16 on: May 18, 2012, 12:42:55 am »
“I’ve heard of a handshake! One generally holds out their hand - they offer the handshake! They do not simply reach over and grab the other person’s hand! Learn your own fucking mannerisms you lumbering moron!” He spat back irritably, the end of his tail now curling and uncurling with his displeasure. It had been quite awhile since he’d last broken out of his ‘deadpan’ facial expression - then again, rage tended to do that to most creatures.

And then Ari spoke, and pure stupid poured out of his mouth.

Bjarte blinked once. Twice. Three times. And then his original deadpan look flooded his face before he spoke the truth in flat tones.
“…you are a fucking imbecile.”
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« Reply #17 on: June 02, 2012, 02:52:30 pm »
Ari laughed and shrugged. "Hey, it's a legit question! I don't know whether ya got a penis, vagina, or make sweet love stickin' your tongue in folks' ears. Way you're actin', I may as well have grabbed your crotch."

He glanced down at his hand, wiggled his fingers, then wiped his palm off on his pants. "Anyhow, I figured since ya were bein' so grabby with those sticky little hands of yours, it must not be such a big deal."
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Re: The Fugly Juice [Rhi!]
« Reply #18 on: August 02, 2012, 09:44:11 pm »
His glare was withering, and directed right at the large, dumb, rainbow-headed human in front of him. His large ear flicked fiercely as Ari tried to explain his logic, entirely unamused with the situation. Well, that was a lie…he was kind of amused, but it was perfectly hidden beneath that ‘I hope your testicles shrivel’ stare.
“It is rude to touch me, in any capacity, without first gaining permission. How is that for an answer, you fat-for-brains creature.”

As Ari wiped his hand on his pants, Bjarte snorted and crossed his arms over his scrawny chest. His tail was still curled, but it had stopped showing such a severe annoyed reaction.
“My hands are not sticky.”
And then, just to spite this irritating man, his long prehensile tail unfurled and shoved something on the desk about four inches to the right. He then had a split second thought, and frowned a little.
“If you touch my tail, I will bite something soft and vulnerable of yours off.”
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Re: The Fugly Juice [Rhi!]
« Reply #19 on: August 06, 2012, 02:00:54 pm »
Ari stared at Bjarte for a moment, trying to resist the urge to fix his desk. And failing. Because dammit but he couldn't help himself! With a sigh, he calmly reached over and moved his pen-holder back to its proper place, never breaking eye contact with the alien.

"Ain't it a little hypocritical to expect me to respect your boundaries when ya ain't respectin' mine?"
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