Two pirates walk into BAARRRRRR! [open!]

[Rhi-Rhi]

"Nineteen...minus four," Kota said dryly, rolling his eyes. Actually, he didn't know the chick's age at all; he just wanted to make Sei Yuk sweat a little, a hint of annoyance worming its way in though he wasn't sure why.

He ordered another beer. "Anyway, Sei Yuk's got the idea. We spent the day working so this is our rec time! Who wants to talk business at play?"

[Anonymous]

"Whaaaat? NO WAY!" Sei Yuk stared at Kota, "She did not look 15!" Sei Yuk made a face, turning to the bartender, "I need another drink. 15? But...those tits..."

[Rhi-Rhi]

"Early bloomer," Kota said, hiding his grin behind another gulp of drink. "She drank her milk."

[Anonymous]

"Fuck me. That's awful! There should be warnings!" And he had gotten a blowjob from her! Sei Yuk knocked back his shot, looking a little sick.

[GIR]

"Fair point... Fair point.", Drake responded. It disappointed him a little that he'd have to wait to see what kind of work stories they had, but he hid it well. After all, if he played his cards right, he'd find out sooner or later anyway.

"You got that right.", Drake laughed. It was an amusing conversation, mainly due to the memories it brought up, "Specially the ones that don't age like normal humans.", he added. Yes, it could indeed be said that Drake knew where they were coming from.

[Rhi-Rhi]

"That is why I avoid the non-humans. Never know who's legal or not," Kota said with a smug grin meant for Sei Yuk.

Okay, so he actually hadn't even hooked up with a human, but that was beside the point.

[Anonymous]

"You know what, you guys are fun ruiners." Sei Yuk glared at both of them, "We're havin' a party, not make Sei Yuk into a pedo...uh...whateve r. Not the point! The point is I wanna get drunk and get my dick sucked."