Author Topic: The wish game! (Read 13213 times)

Anonymous · « **Reply #60 on:** September 28, 2007, 01:50:20 am »

Choco's gender finnally becomes male, unfortunately the doctor makes him too well hung, and he is forever cursed to work in bad pornos.

I wish for a greater girl to guy ratio in the world.

Rhi-Rhi · « **Reply #61 on:** September 28, 2007, 02:46:59 am »

Wish granted! All the girls of the world have had a girl-to-guy sex change operation!

I wish I didn't have to sleep.

Anonymous · « **Reply #62 on:** September 28, 2007, 09:49:26 am »

Wish granted...only you start to become insane by the dreams you were supposed to have. (man, I love Star Trek TNG)

I wish I had a cat tail.

Anonymous · « **Reply #63 on:** September 28, 2007, 10:19:01 am »

Granted, now you can't go outside without being dogpiled (catpiled?) by ravenous fangrrls screeching 'OMG KAWAII!!!11one!!'

I wish to do battle with the imaginary number.

Anonymous · « **Reply #64 on:** September 28, 2007, 05:45:48 pm »

Granted, but in the course of the battle, you realize that in order to defeat the number, you must become it... you win, but now you're imaginary.

I wish I can has cheezburger.

Anonymous · « **Reply #65 on:** September 29, 2007, 04:29:37 am »

Granted...unfortuna tely, it's an undercooked Big Mac and you die from food poisoning. Word to the wise: stay away from McDonald's.

I wish I could go to Japan.

Anonymous · « **Reply #66 on:** September 29, 2007, 08:27:12 pm »

You can go to Japan. Start swimming.

I wish the world was made of jelly. (or to you americans, jello)

Anonymous · « **Reply #67 on:** September 30, 2007, 02:34:56 am »

It is. But, people are sinking into the earths molten jelly core, which makes them DIE!

I wish... It really did rain cats and dogs. o_o

Anonymous · « **Reply #68 on:** September 30, 2007, 04:10:02 am »

It does...unfortunatel y the cats and dogs are black cats and rottweilers...which both happen to have rabies.

I wish I had infinitely good luck.

Anonymous · « **Reply #69 on:** September 30, 2007, 02:37:32 pm »

Granted, but your infinite good luck quickly causes a recursive good-luck anomaly centered around you, draining the rest of the universe of all its luck until the fifth-dimensional Fortunavores (that is, luck eaters) come and devour you. The Luck Lords will then spend the next five thousand years cleaning up the mess you made in the fabric of space-luck, if they're lucky.

I wish I could manage my time properly.

Anonymous · « **Reply #70 on:** September 30, 2007, 07:03:36 pm »

Granted, you can manage your time wisely, but managing your own time just isn't enough for you. You decide to manage the time of your family, and friends, and eventually the whole world. This finally leads to an overload of stress, and you spontaneously combust. What fun!

I wish working didn't leave me with sore feet and a sore back.

Anonymous · « **Reply #71 on:** October 01, 2007, 02:26:00 am »

Granted but without pain yopu forget what it is to be human O.o

I wish I could think of more imaginative ways to spoil someone's wish >.<

Anonymous · « **Reply #72 on:** October 01, 2007, 10:08:19 am »

Granted...but the number of ways are so immense that you experience a...

BRAIN EXPLODIE!!!!

hehehehe....

I wish I could talk to fish.

Anonymous · « **Reply #73 on:** October 01, 2007, 10:12:55 am »

Granted but you realise they are planning world domination by putting a mind controlling agent in the water. When you try and warn everybody they think you are crazy and you get hauled away by the men in white coats whilst the world gets taken over by the fishies ^^
Muahahahahahahahaha hahahaha

*coughs*

I wish I could pass through solid objects (ala Kitty from X-Men ^^)

Anonymous · « **Reply #74 on:** October 01, 2007, 04:47:23 pm »

Granted, you can pass through solid objects. For a limited amount of time per day, at least. Unfortunately, one of those days you don't realize your time of passing through solid objects for day is expired, and you end up stuck in the middle of brick wall for the next 24 hours. That little experience leaves you terrified to pass through solid objects ever again.

I wish the magic of fantasy worlds was real.

Anonymous · « **Reply #75 on:** October 01, 2007, 05:19:01 pm »

*bzzzzap* Magic exists! Side affects may include: nausea, dizzyness, smelling, irrititation, genital redness, soreness, weeping, moaning, crying, dying, flying, blisters, and being spontaniously eaten by three headed lions.

I wish there were less shiny things to distract rhi from posting -.-

Anonymous · « **Reply #76 on:** October 07, 2007, 01:57:11 pm »

Granted, but she never posts in the threads you want her to.

I wish tomorrow wasn't a school day.

Anonymous · « **Reply #77 on:** October 07, 2007, 03:54:00 pm »

It's Columbus Day tomorrow, so there's no school...but you still have to work...(there's no school for me tomorrow and I'm jobless! Whee!!)

I wish I could live in Ireland.

Anonymous · « **Reply #78 on:** October 07, 2007, 04:40:56 pm »

Granted! You now have to deal with miserable weather all year long, including August.

And where I live, we don't get Columbus Day off. Boo.

I wish that all the Beatles were alive so they could do a reunion tour.

Anonymous · « **Reply #79 on:** October 07, 2007, 05:09:52 pm »

The Beatles live! Unfortunately the world has grown intolerent to their kind, and a Korean cleaning man squashes them when he canot read the "Do not squash the band, yes we know they are beatles very funny, but no" sign.

I wish women would stop whinging about unrealistic body images in barbies and magazines...i mean have they ever seen a bloody wrestling toy?? Now theres an unrealistic image, but you don;t hear guys complainging....exc ept right now....but thats just to make a point.

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