To Roman, from Mom

[Tally]

Baby, you're not going off to Libra are you? I heard some Pilots got sent.  Ain't that what we got that whole great military for, all those half-retarded young bucks looking to fight for the glory of Aedolis? I don't see why you all have to go.  Just plain silly if you ask me, not that anyone did.

And would it kill you to call sometime?

Say hi to Gabe for me, sweetie.

LOVE YOU, HUGS AND KISSES

~mom

[Tally]

No, mother, I am not going to Libra.

Gabriel was sent.  He'll probably die. I'll send you a copy of his obituary.

Love you,

Roman

[Tally]

Don't take that tone with me.

Oooh, I ran into Caroline's daughter and you know what, she's SINGLE now. I gave her your number. She's a pet mortician, but she's not as weird and creepy as you'd think.

-mom

[Tally]

Oh for the love of...

We are not having this discussion again.

And these are text messages, mother. You can't have a tone in a text message.

-Roman

[Tally]

......

...........if you're gay, you can tell me, baby.

-mom