I has a character that may work! :3
I have a space pirate named Key. Haven't played him yet, and he needs a thread too! He's in my signature, though I don't have much on him yet 'cept for a picture that needs updating. xD But the gist is that he's an asshole and pretty brutal and an adrenaline junkie. That's the main reason he does what he does--aside from liking money.
So yeah! 8D If you're up to it, we could do something!