Author Topic: To Loki Rasmussen, from Livos Sulo (Read 887 times)

Anonymous · « **on:** June 27, 2009, 04:17:50 pm »

To: PC_Sulo@vcnop.cit
Subject: Nothing better to do

I hate canned algorithms. They taste like sprouts and they bore me out of my skull.

So I was reading about an ancient culture whose medicine consisted in abuse of the patient--bleeding, roasting with hot coals, basting in vinegar and salt--until he decided he'd had enough of the cure, and got better on willpower.

Then I thought, hey, that reminds me of my favorite medic. Good on you, Raz, advancing the frontiers.

Kisses,
Liv

Anonymous · « **Reply #1 on:** June 27, 2009, 04:33:28 pm »

To: PC_Rasmussen@vcnop.cit
Re: Nothing better to do

Don't ridicule my field- at least we're doing something important. You know, saving lives, being heroes. Not playing about with binary in a dubious and irrelevant fashion. Must be nice to sit on your arse all day.

And don't clog up my handheld with all your shit. I'm trying to deliver a baby here.

Loki

Anonymous · « **Reply #2 on:** June 27, 2009, 04:39:47 pm »

To: PC_Sulo@vcnop.cit
Re: I WANT YOU

You're in your office, dumbfuck. And it's not your field. Just your lovable old self. Hey, methinks you've been avoiding me. Explain.

Liv

Anonymous · « **Reply #3 on:** June 27, 2009, 04:45:08 pm »

To: PC_Rasmussen@vcnop.cit
Re: STFU

Tracers? You ruin all my fun.

And I don't want to be associated with you. It hurts me to be the one to tell you this, but you're an embarrassment. But I'm sure one day you'll find someone who will love you unconditionally for who you are ...

...

Loki

Anonymous · « **Reply #4 on:** June 27, 2009, 04:50:47 pm »

To: PC_Sulo@vcnop.cit
Re: I'm a twit

'I wanted to be close to you, Liv! Hold me!'

Please, dahling. You said it, not me.

You're just afraid I'll kick your ass in public. Again.

Liv

Anonymous · « **Reply #5 on:** June 27, 2009, 04:57:05 pm »

To: PC_Rasmussen@vcnop.cit
Re: No, you're a twat

'I'm madly in love with you, Loki! Don't leave me!'

You didn't kick me out. You wanted it.

And I'm going to come over there and kick the shit out of you, like I did last time.

Then you'll totally be my bitch.

Loki x

Anonymous · « **Reply #6 on:** June 27, 2009, 05:00:08 pm »

To: PC_Sulo@vcnop.cit
Re: That sounds about right

That's funny. I've heard you like it the other way.

Liv

Anonymous · « **Reply #7 on:** June 27, 2009, 05:06:05 pm »

To: PC_Rasmussen@vcnop.cit
Re: Pfft

That's not relevant- it does not impede or aid my ability to pwn you in a fight.

Why do you care anyway?

And who the hell did you hear that from?

Loki

Anonymous · « **Reply #8 on:** June 27, 2009, 05:13:50 pm »

To: PC_Sulo@vcnop.cit
Re: pwnt

Ohohoho. Maybe the binary told me.

And I don't care, nosiree, just thought I'd mention it, by way of correcting your analogy.

Say, did I see you wearing a brocade waistcoat the other day? Because I actually liked that one. If you are coming to beat me up, bring it, please.

Liv

Anonymous · « **Reply #9 on:** June 27, 2009, 05:20:44 pm »

To: PC_Rasmussen@vcnop.cit
Re: Go piss on something electrical

No, get your own you skank.

Though I appreciate you admiring my superior taste. Because I am fabulous.

Loki

Anonymous · « **Reply #10 on:** June 27, 2009, 05:27:16 pm »

To: PC_Sulo@vcnop.cit
Re: Not getting the 're' concept, am I?

... and they say I'm flaming.

Please. As if you could compete with my vest collection. It's just not possible, but it's cute that you try.

Liv

Anonymous · « **Reply #11 on:** June 27, 2009, 05:33:45 pm »

To: PC_Rasmussen@vcnop.cit
Re: I like this extra medium to insult you. Prick.

Aww, you think it's cute that you're too unimaginative to wear anything else. Or are you trying to impose a trademark? Because it fails.

Loki

Anonymous · « **Reply #12 on:** June 27, 2009, 05:47:26 pm »

To: PC_Sulo@vcnop.cit
Re: someday my ass is getting sued for Liv infringement

Clearly not.

you

ohshit it's Rilke ttyl <3

Anonymous · « **Reply #13 on:** August 13, 2009, 07:26:51 am »

To: PC_Sulo@vcnop.cit
Subject: Joke for you

A sadist is just a masochist who lives by the categorical imperative.

... saw this the other day. It is disturbingly resonant.

BTW stop lazing around your office! Lazy.

<3 and xoxo

Liv

Anonymous · « **Reply #14 on:** August 13, 2009, 07:55:09 am »

To: PC_Rasmussen@vcnop.cit
Re: Joke for you

Resonant? Of course it is. It describes you perfectly.

Why don’t you go out and do something useful? I earned my right to be lazy. And at least I don’t look at porn at work.

Loki x

Anonymous · « **Reply #15 on:** August 15, 2009, 03:07:39 pm »

To: PC_Sulo@vcnop.cit
Re: Joke for you

It would describe you too, but your imperative is not very categorical, you selfish bastard.

Porn at work? Yeah, who does that? And it isn't even very good porn.

Seriously, though. Don't tell me you're not a little S&M, handcuff boy. I mean on an intellectual, emotional, existential level. It goes with your fetish for autonomy.

<3 Liv

Anonymous · « **Reply #16 on:** August 19, 2009, 03:45:54 pm »

To: PC_Rasmussen@vcnop.cit
Re: Joke for you

Of course I am. You should know. We're in Haviah. Altruism just isn't fashionable. Nor does it have practicality to redeem it.

I think you'll find I didn't deny it. No need to get so aggressive about it.

And if I agree will you go away?

Loki x

Anonymous · « **Reply #17 on:** August 19, 2009, 03:52:28 pm »

To: PC_Sulo@vcnop.cit
Re: Joke for you

Autonomy isn't practical either, love. And yet.

Of course I won't go away. Since when does asking ever work? You'll have to be more creative.

-Liv

Anonymous · « **Reply #18 on:** August 24, 2009, 04:37:21 pm »

To: PC_Rasmussen@vcnop.cit
Re: Joke for you

Ah, but the appearance of it is fashionable.

I suppose pleading with tech support isn't going to get me a block either. Guess I really will have to try harder. And I know better than to offer bribery.

Maybe I should just ignore you.

-Loki

Anonymous · « **Reply #19 on:** August 24, 2009, 04:46:38 pm »

To: PC_Sulo@vcnop.cit
Re: Joke for you

The things we do for fashion. Gosh. Pretty extreme.

Don't ignore me. I'll just start posting love poems on the message boards and none of us want that.

You think bribery won't work? Maybe you just haven't found the right bribe.

-Liv

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